Thursday, October 11th 2012

How Do I Love Thee Liz

Elizabeth Taylor. Icon. Goddess. My Idol. She was an ethereal beauty and a shameless hussy, marrying 8 times to 7 men (Richard Burton twice) and not giving one crumb of a fuck what anyone thought about it. Everyone knows that she drank like a fish and had the mouth of a truckstop hooker, ate men like tic tacs and had more precious gems than the Crown Jewels. In other words, she was perfection. If the things they're saying about her in a new unauthorized biography called Elizabeth Taylor: There is Nothing Like a Dame are true though, she is quite possibly the sluttiest slut that ever slutted. SWOOOOOON.

Express.co.uk has some juicy tidbits from the book, like the fact that she seduced Ronald Regan when he was 36 and she was a teenager, and tried and failed to trap Frank Sinatra into marriage by pulling a Beyonce (you know, faking a pregnancy). But that's not even close to the best part. The book says she had a threesome with JFK and Robert Stack!!! Some bitches have all the luck.

Apparently, they were all innocently hanging out at the pool, like literally nekkid ass nekkid hanging out, when they turned the pool into a steamy sauna and all felt the need to get in a heap of humps. The only way this story could be any hotter is if it were JFK Jr., and if there was a lot more ME in it. Okay, maybe I'm alone in my thinking on that last part.

And HAHAHAHAHA @ LiLo thinking she's like la Liz!!! Bitch will always be a second class ho who has to steal her own cheap ass jewelry. Keep reaching for those stars girl.

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chaka1's picture

Liz was my number one favorite actress EVER! I love the fact that she was a high class husband-stealing, hussy, slut, whore, pill popping, drunk. She was extremely talented and gifted. She was a passionate humanitarian who spoke up for AIDS patients until the day she died. Bitch was 100% Hollywood royalty. Miss her...

Newportjoey's picture

Yet to be revealed? How many 3 ways Burton invited her to

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

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Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:56am.
I heard Lindsay say just yesterday that Liz is dead to her..oh wait.

LMAO

and Sweetasss you just get funnier and funnier my love!

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Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Although I doubt not that La Liz was a sexual tigress, one must also keep in mind that the authors of this book, Danforth Prince and Darwin Porter, also brought you the shitfest known as Hollywood Babylon Strikes Again. Not exactly a fount of truthiness.

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so Crackie phoned TMZ to change her story.. so for the record Dina was NOT on coke and now it's daddy that's dead to her.. hmm'kay. Come back later and the story will no doubt change... ::eyeroll::
http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/11/lindsay-lohan-dina-michael-cocaine-phone-c...

Mani6's picture

I heard Lindsay say just yesterday that Liz is dead to her..oh wait.

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Hekki's picture

That photo just reminded me of the way Blowhan trashed the original Liz Taylor trailer that had been preserved so beautifully. The poor owner loaned it to the "Diz and Lick" production and Lindsay and her crew of lowlifes abused it.

Remember that?

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she fucked robert stack?! omg what a lucky ho.
seriously all those gents in the old days of hollywood were A-grade pussy tuna pounding machines, and some were into beef.

regardless, they all liked to FUCK and FUCK they did.

i wish i was a young pretty perky titty type back when paul newman was around, i would have riding that dick like the orient express from Dhaka to London.

I look at the ornate brass bed and beautiful Maggie the cat, Elizabeth and realize that my man, "Brick" Paul Newman is what is missing. You were so gorgeously handsome Mr. Newman.

Theeeeeeeeeeenk yooooouuuuuu........

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I have always thought JFK jr looked more like Robert Stack then President John Kennedy.

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Here's the secret to a good scandalous, unauthorized bio: Write it only about the dead, who can't refute the charges or sue you for libel.

salacious's picture

I've never been a huge fan or understood the adoration for Dame Liz but she at least managed to be a trainwreck without really falling from grace in Hollywood, partied away like a rock star and got away with everything, including dying an old, classy, dignified lady. Respect.

PS: Great post. Sweetas you rock. What's this talk about Liz Taylor being your idol? I thought you lived and breathed for sweet beautiful Charlize!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:21pm.

Well of course. You wouldn't expect anything less from me would you? ;P :)

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:22pm.

bambam -- I really doubt Frank nailed Nancy; Frank only had a penchant for good-looking broads (Nancy was anything but). You would have cracked up if you saw my mom's copy of the Kitty Kelley book; she had post-it notes on the pages with the juicy parts. And your mention of Piper Laurie sounds right, too.
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Well first off we know that one of us couldn't possibly look at this objectively (I wonder who?)
Secondly they were senior citizens about that time, ya ain't gonna be too choosy if an opportunity presents itself to ya, y'know?

Third, remember Nancy's rep, it might not have been intercourse she would've offered to Frank.

Yeah, she might've sent ole Ronnie to bed early, sent the help home and told the Secret Service not to disturb them if they heard any strange noises then polished the knob of ole Blue Eyes. lols

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<3 this post!! Nice work, Sweetas!!

jelliebean's picture

I love the photos of the 'young woman' phase of Elizabeth Taylor's beauty, if ever there was a face made for film, it was hers. So timeless, classic. I'm always struck anew every time I see these pictures of her, how haunting, emotional, arresting her beauty was, as was her acting.
For me, there is no comparison to anyone like Angelina or god forbid, Lindsay. I think they are phonies on film, and in real life.
Liz, was the real thing, love her or hate her, she was real, true to herself, flawed but trying to be truthful and that came across in her movies. I believe there are certain movie stars whose charisma, personality, life force comes off the screen at you, and can move you, and bring to life wonderful human stories that inspire you. For me, Elizabeth Taylor was that person, I am grateful for her life's work.

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i wonder if she had Paul? :) or Rex? :D

ed it ed- Liz was a class act; who I admire for her heart and talent and brains(the woman could market cheese ;)

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:28pm.
Who's truly shocked by this? They were all hoes; it just seems atleast in that era people were more discreet about their fuckery.
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I believe that Tallulah Bankhead said "actors will stick it in whatever hole they can fit it in".

This is like finding your grandparents' honeymoon sex tape. You know they were young and horny at one point but you don't want to know about it!

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"Today on Unsolved Mysteries we will try to solve the Mystery of what hole of Liz Taylor's my cock is in!" BOOM!
What I want to know is, did it involve anal??Who's truly shocked by this? They were all hoes; it just seems atleast in that era people were more discreet about their fuckery.

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Good or bad, Elizabeth Taylor LIVED life to the fullest extent. She over-ate, smoked, drank too much, won two Oscars, traveled around the world countless times, married/slept with whoever she wanted, had children, grandchildren, died with a worth of more than $400 million and remained beautiful throughout. Still, with all the excesses in her incredible life, she was never a public, vulgar mess like the loser celebrities of today. Yes, she was a homewrecker and that's hideous and it's her cross to bear. But, as Michael K said, she never gave one trace of a fuck what anyone thought of her. And I love that....but Ronald Reagan? Really? WHY? HOW? I'm sure that thimble-dick only last 25 seconds and she laughed at him wickedly when the mess was over.

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Submitted by kathleenvh on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:42pm.

yeah.
he looked like this back then:
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4OTQ2OTAwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMz...

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Robert Stack! the guy from unsolved mysteries???

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:09pm.
..bitch was a homewrecker same as Angie Jo. The fact that it happened 100 years ago doesn't change the fact. She redeemed herself by 'doing good' which is really a rich person's moral obligation so I fail to see her as THAT much better than Angie Jo.

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Agreed. For all the good she did, she also did a lot of shitty things. I don't see the grand need to idealize her life, put her on a pedestal, etc. Like Marilyn, people are more in love with the idea of Liz than the real person.

Nanners's picture

Robert STACK?! I'll never think of Unsolved Mysteries the same way again.

The real mystery is if JFK and RS got it on...
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:21pm.
Take note, Olivia Jane Cockburn: La Liz would have never, in a zillion years, complained about a dead vagina.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.. SNORT.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Take note, Olivia Jane Cockburn: La Liz would have never, in a zillion years, complained about a dead vagina.

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Dion flowerboy's picture

I don't hate the player or her game. She was awesome.

la Liz..Hot Slut of the milli.

It can't go unnoticed that Liz must've done some real f*cked up sh*t to have karma bite her in the ass so hard that Lilo gets to portray her.

((shudders))

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bambam -- I really doubt Frank nailed Nancy; Frank only had a penchant for good-looking broads (Nancy was anything but). You would have cracked up if you saw my mom's copy of the Kitty Kelley book; she had post-it notes on the pages with the juicy parts. And your mention of Piper Laurie sounds right, too.

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Ha ha bam. It all boils down to tits doesnt it?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:09pm.

The fact that she was an early champion for AIDS awareness due to the many gay friends she had in her life was a great example of someone using their fame for a greater good. She's always gonna be a class act in my book. Plus she had a sweet pair of tits on her. lols

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Still love her. Shit, I might watch Butterfield 8 tonight. I think that she was a good person in spite of her morals. It IS possible. Also, and this sounds weird, especially because I don't believe in heaven, but I like to think that she and Richard are up there drinks, fucking and fighting. I truly believe that they loved each other until death.

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Sweetas, you're kicking butt. I really needed the funny today.

BTW, the grandsons noted by Cat Scratch are indeed lookers and their names are Quinn and Rhys Tivey. It took me awhile to find pics until I found their names.

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@ jbean,

I take it to mean gay guys just being ho's for booty. Male booty. lols

@ Twatty,

Never read her book, I just remember a story about her going on a road trip with two actors (never named) and servicing them all the way there and back.

And let's not forget Frank Sinatra spending the night at the White House when Reagan was in office or for that matter the picture of her sitting on Mr. T's lap. Oh the mind goes wild with imaginings.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Twat Muffin's picture

Gaslight -- thanks, hon. Yeah, and that's probably the reason I'm still in therapy. I admire my friends who keep their arguments with their spouses away from their kids. I always had to intervene & pick sides; it wasn't fair at all.

pussyposse & GG -- no further talk about Reagan & sex; it's too horrific to think about. But yeah, I heard Nancy could really blow.

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I'm trying to remember who it was said they'd done it with Reagan, said he was awkward with her, quick, not very good and told her she should see a doctor when she said she didn't enjoy it.

I'm thinking it might've been Piper Laurie.

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sensitivity's picture

She was hot at her early years...but too much maintenance scared tem off.If true? she probably wanted to do JFK cause M.M. did...just saying.Arghhhhhhhhhhh

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Submitted by 68Special on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:16pm.
Elizabeth Taylor always said that her big mistake was that she married the men she wanted to sleep with.
I really don't think she was a slutty woman.
A lot of this stuff is just gossip.

Maybe some of it but Eddie Fisher/Debbie Reynolds was not gossip nor were the fact the Richard Burton and Liz were both married to other people when they started their affair.
TigerLily is correct---in this respect and with her humanities/charities she has some simularity to Jolie. I happen to think that Liz's was sincere though and Jolie's is PR.

I did see her on Broadway when she was in her 50's. Still a beauty. You couldn't keep your eyes off her.

BTW, just a little thing---there isn't a 68 special. I liked your 2nd name the best and your avie.
Off to watch the debate:)

Ronald Reagan and "sex" in one sentence is just wrong. I will go disinfect my brain now.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:21pm.
I think Reagan would have been an awkward fuck..."excuse me mam...uh oh. I'm sorry". Too stiff!

Stiff?! That is funny. Don't forget that old Nancy could blow with the best of them.

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I think Reagan would have been an awkward fuck..."excuse me mam...uh oh. I'm sorry". Too stiff!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Oh my Twatty:

That is sad. Parents arguing is a hard thing for a child to witness.

Twat Muffin's picture

Cat Scratch -- I didn't believe the Reagan story either. I was sure she had better taste than that, too.

Elizabeth Taylor always said that her big mistake was that she married the men she wanted to sleep with.

I really don't think she was a slutty woman.

A lot of this stuff is just gossip.

Cat Scratch's picture

Ps- Anyone see Elizabeth Taylor's grandsons? Omagaaaaaaa, they are fuckworthy.

Cat Scratch's picture

There's no truth to the Reagan story.

Elizabeth's first kiss was during "A Place in the Sun" a few weeks before she kissed Monty Clift and she was 17. She was a virgin when she got married when she was 19 (and she was engaged at 18) and she didn't say this with any great pride either. She said she enjoyed sex but had to wait foreverrrrr.

Also, when would she have had the time to fuck JFK and his friend between her marriage to Michael Wilding and Mike Todd? And after that she had Eddie Fischer and Richard Burton. She wasn't a cheater, she'd fuck someone if she was married to them even if it wasn't working out.

Don't get me wrong, Elizabeth Taylor loved sex a lot and had a filthy mind but this is too much. She didn't need to roam outside her relationships for bumpin' fun, she loved a good throttlin' no matter what. Eddie Fischer said she had "the face of an angel and the morals of trucker".

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Liz was a skank assed whore, but one with a heart. Yeah, throw your rotten tomatoes at me, but bitch was a homewrecker same as Angie Jo. The fact that it happened 100 years ago doesn't change the fact. She redeemed herself by 'doing good' which is really a rich person's moral obligation so I fail to see her as THAT much better than Angie Jo. That said, some crack head grifter like LiLo playing Liz who is an icon for more than one reason is WRAWNG.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:45pm.
GG -- maybe when he was younger his head looked big because he was so skinny. I like Italian boys, especially dark hair & blue eyes, I'm fatally attracted to those guys, Sinatra, Meloni, my bf, I have a type. And that voice, oh my, swoon . . .
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Twatty, a lot of those features come from northern Italy. I'm northern Italian and that's what I have, but I'm a girl....oops ;-)