OH, it's not the $40K I gave you, it's YOU NEED REHAB
So in totally not orchestrated to keep her non-working ass in the news news, Radar is reporting that the cat fight between Mother-Of-The-Year and her spawn (not Ali but what's-her-crack) was not over $40K that Lindsay allegedly gave her mom to pay the coke dealer gave her mother to keep her home out of foreclosure then tried to take back, but over REHAB!! Grab a cup of bitch, please, stir in a couple of spoonfuls of stfd and stfu and join me in trying to internalize this. (NOT LIKE THAT!!! Gross).
So Linds, as the story goes, got into it with her mom in a trashy free for all brawl that I wish someone would upload on youtube, not because of money but because Linds at 4am, after clubbing, decided the time was right to bring up her mom's need for weaning herself off the bad shit. I think I speak for everyone when I say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Okay, first. When LiLo is checking your ass up, you have some major issues that are far beyond the free clinic's repertoire. I don't think they've created a rehab on this level of CODE 10 MAN DOWN WTMFF situation. Second, when you are throwing fists at your Mom/daughter on the front lawn and you don't live in a trailer, you have lost at life. I don't know who to feel sorry for here. Between Michael Lohan's release of the recorded conversation to Dina "kidnapping" her daughter to Lindsay telling her mom that SHE needs rehab (she does, but I mean come on. It's like a homeless man telling you to get a job), I guess I'll just feel sorry for all of us who have to read about this mess.
What would Dr. Phil say??? At least Scallywagandvagabond says they kissed and made up later. Collecive Awwwwwwww...wtf.
(Thank you M.E.!)
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oh just fuck them...
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The war isn't working.
"Collective Awwwwwwww...wtf." -- ollollol Sweetass!
How old is that pic because LiLo looks better than her usual here. "Collective awwwwwww... Wtf." Heeheehee
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hay dina is look younger.. oh wait thats lindsay.
Submitted by FreakGeek on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:15pm.
Now she called into TMZ today & said she was lying about Dina being on coke.
Enablers do this. Dina has been covering for Lindsay for years and now it's Lindsays turn to cover for Dina. They're both hopeless.
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Submitted by FreakGeek on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:15pm.
"Now she called into TMZ today & said she was lying about Dina being on coke. Oh, & Michael Lohan is "dead" to her now. LOL. The next time her ass is in a jam, she'll call him because she knows Dina is a fucking mess."
I can't even summon an appropriate quip for this...she's that far gone. Ho. ly. Fuck.
Now she called into TMZ today & said she was lying about Dina being on coke. Oh, & Michael Lohan is "dead" to her now. LOL. The next time her ass is in a jam, she'll call him because she knows Dina is a fucking mess.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/11/lindsay-lohan-dina-michael-cocaine-phone-c...
When it comes to Hohans, Dlisted comments do NOT disappoint! :-P Hugs to Hekki. I'm not a coked-up whore (just take out the "coked-up" part), but will you still grab me & take my ass out to the farm for healthy food and workin' in the garden?
Here's a 2007 Vanity Fair article on Hollywood moms: White Oprah, Kathy Hilton, and Lynne Spears...
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/11/celebparents200711
the whole story sounds ridiculously dubious. a publicity stunt conjured up by her "management" so that lindsay will stay relevant. hollywood, the land of the fake, indeed.
If anyone had *any* doubt that the Lohan spawn would have been better off being raised by male sea horses, this week's chaos should dispel it.
Until Daughter unhooks herself from Mommie Drunkest's teat, we will be subjected to histrionics like this well into the next three decades. Dina will be a slightly younger Edy Williams (star of "Snatch Masters 6"), a woman who is STILL classier by a factor of fifty.
Only the Blowhans can go to a bar and NOT drink LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
sending dina lohan to rehab is like sending a stripper to ballet class.
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Dina is so Pretty, I'd do her on coke or not.
The top photo is from 2008. LiLo was in the throws of her passionate romance with SamRo.
I know that the relationship ended up being toxic, but I still think SamRo was the only person who ever really loved LL as a person, not a meal ticket.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:27pm.
i heard that the car and driver she had that night were from that Dream Hotel dude who is paying to bang her
hey are you doing the 12 steps Snowy? hahaha that's what I think of when I see your avi..
on topic.. so if that is true then her stoopid father's theory about her being held against her will was hogwash.. what a sleaze..anything to make drama and serve it up to TMZ.
i heard that the car and driver she had that night were from that Dream Hotel dude who is paying to bang her
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Where was it, Fox News? CNN, I can't remember but they have an article discussing which one of the two new movies (Liz & Dick and The Canyons) is worse.
No decision yet.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:16pm.
Ophelia, it didn't happen after "I Know Who Killed Me", so this cockroach will survive this joke as well.
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She had decent enough movies prior to that so that's why she was still somewhat accepted but after Georgia Rules that was it.. Things are different now PSL, too much fuckery has gone on and the public have grown tired and disgusted with her.
Actually I'm kinda jazzed about the Liz movie because I'm sure it's so bad that we will be quoting shit from it like Mommie Dearest and Showgirls..
Ophelia, it didn't happen after "I Know Who Killed Me", so this cockroach will survive this joke as well.
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I still can't get over the fact that she parties with her mom in a club till 4am. That is so weird to me.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:51pm.
IHATECHARITY - it's almost 100% confirmed that Blohan is paid pussy
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at least she has something to fall back on when she gets laughed out of LaLa town when those 2 crap movies come out.
You know you're a bottom feeder when blowhan is making smarter decisions than you. White oprah has been drunk/drugged up for well over a decade; her delusions are well established & dug in (see past stories of her claiming to be an ex-rockette (documented as a lie) or her vanity fair article with pic of her getting out of a limo, claiming "you can be like this"). Ain't no amount of rehab gonna help her straighten out; she's a lost cause...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Lindsay was still very, very pretty in this pic. It is definitely old.
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I let it fall, my heart
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It was dark and I was over
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As Gomer Pyle would say: "Suhprise, suhprise, suhprise!"
Lindsay was just pissed that Dina kept all the john's money after they ran a mom/daughter tag team on him... Ew. Think of how awkward breakfast would be after that. And you know they have before.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:35pm.
Didn't somebody speculate that that was her whole reason for going on Dr Phil? She wanted to be on his shitty rehab show?
If so, this whole story is totally part of it.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:42pm.
A friend of mine uses the amazon vine service, which lets you have advance copies of certain books. Once she was done with it, she lent it to me. :D
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
IHATECHARITY - it's almost 100% confirmed that Blohan is paid pussy. She doesn't pay taxes, she owes the IRS close to $100,000.00. She's been being "helped" by several very rich hotel owners, whom I believe are acting as her pimps.
This was all the proof I needed:
http://www.gossipjacker.net/2011/09/lindsay-lohan-caught-doing-blow.html
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:42pm.
Michael doesn't give a flying fuck WHO he hurts, but BOTH parents will trip over themselves to burn the other parent.
Lindsay is obviously very immature (duh) but I really don't think she has anyone else she can call. I'm pretty sure she knew Michael would go public with it, and show Dina is out of control. Maybe reading that shit might chill Dina out a bit.
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Does Passages/Promises/Crossroads run a 2-for-1 special? Would 1 facility accept 2 Lohans?
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They both need to spend the rest of their lives in rehab.
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I let it fall, my heart
And as it fell, you rose to claim it
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Imma catch shit for this but... As skeeved out as Michael Lohan makes me feel, I hate Dina so so so so much, I can not do not and will not blame him for selling that audio tape to TMZ. I think he sold that tape because he wanted to expose Dina for the lying bitch she is. And of course he did it for the money-- I have no excuses to give for that. I think he doesn't have good sense when it comes to hurting or embarassing his own daughter. Odd that Lindsay would call him during a fight with her mom, given his previous history with selling her out.
IHateCharity: Well, we're pretty sure she's fucking rich old men for cash. And probably fencing the stuff she clips from her johns. She probably gets paid to show up at the clubs (if you heard Lindsay was gonna be there, you'd go too, right? I would!) and I'm sure she has all kinds of grifty little schemes.
And probably a lot of her conspicuous consumption (clothing, hotels, restaurants, travel) is comped or she skips out on the bill.
I want to know where Lindsay Lohan even got 40K to give to someone. Whatever she made off her Lifetime movie, once you subtract agent fees and taxes, there isn't all that much left, especially when she's always shopping, destroying cars and spending cash on drugs. Does anyone else think these two might be doing some creative hooking on the side?
It's not like they're raking in the cash like Michael Lohan, who immediately presses record on any phone conversations with his daughter and then promptly sells that shit to TMZ.
That is an OLD pic of Blohan.
That's an old pic. Its before the gummi lips and that god awful pinoccio nose she's sporting lately.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:04pm.
"Release The Craken!!'
*Linds stubbles out dazes confused and wiping her nose*
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LOL. Yes, everytime she is released from jail she runs rampant through society destroying it. Truly she is our cracken.
How old is this picture? That's the best I've seen Blohan look in years.
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You're a good woman Hekki.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Can't wait for The Twelve!
I have nothing to say about these two goofballs.
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Stupid Lohans, don't you know? Drugs are for Pugs!
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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:38am.
No one believes the craken
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I get a laugh every time I read that
"Release The Craken!!'
*Linds stubbles out dazes confused and wiping her nose*
Submitted by SoulTaker on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:48pm.
The BloHo actually looks good in this pic!
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I know, right? She still looks raggedy, but this is the best picture I've seen of her in a long time. I wonder how recent it is because there's no coke bloat or Gummi lips.
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LOL @ SF, IKR! it's supposed to be even better than The Passage.....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
dementa, you already read it? lucky ho! This is one of those books I want to take the day off from work to read. The last time I did that was Harry Potter 7 (shut up, LOL)
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Bitch will go to rehab if she can give a press conference and get a reality show. Watch.
The BloHo actually looks good in this pic!
Me too Hekki, so sad what horrible genetics and parenting can do to a person, she never really had a chance with those two. My feeling is that she will be dead in the next couple of years.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:21pm.
Guys, I don't want to clean the house today but I can't stand a mess so I'll have to start drinking hard liquor pretty soonish to take the edge off.
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Haha! I like the way you think, Mad Catter! Nice to see you back.
dementa you already read The 12? How? you lucky sod!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!