Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Know That White Oprah Does Not Do Coke
Because Lindsay Lohan's rep faked their death, changed their name and moved to a small village in Pakistan to get away from her crazy ass, she had to call Harvey Levin at TMZ herself to keep her dedication to delusion alive by mouth barfing up a bunch of shit out of a bull's messy ass. LiLo says that her 4am fight with her mom was just a regular mother and daughter fight. You know, because you totally fight in the back of a limo with your mom after doing body shots off of the same shirtless dude at the cluuuuuuub. It's kind of like how my mom and I fight about my eating habits in her Volkswagen after driving back from lunch at fucking Coco's. Just like that.
LiLo said that she had no idea Michael Lohan was recording her and she also didn't mean it when she said that White Oprah was coked up. No, of course, White Oprah wasn't coked up. Bitch was just high from snorting crushed Adderall, Xanax, Vicodin, Ecstasy and from vag-chugging Red Bull in the bathroom. That's all. Oh, and Blohan also said that Michael Lohan is dead to her, probably because he refused to give her a cut of the money he made from selling that tape to TMZ. Don't you hate it when fathers do that? I'll let TMZ tell you the rest:
Lindsay Lohan deeply regrets her blowout argument with her mother Dina Lohan -- telling TMZ, what she said on the audio recording was NOT true ... her mother was NOT on cocaine during the fight.
Lindsay called in to "TMZ Live" moments ago -- telling us, "I told my dad a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. She was not on cocaine."
Lindsay says her father Michael Lohan betrayed her trust by releasing a recording of her desperate phone call to the media.
Lindsay tells us, turning to her father in a moment of desperation was a massive mistake and she is now "done" with him forever -- adding, Michael "doesn't know what it means to be a father. He doesn't want to be a dad."
What is this bitch's life? Calling in to TMZ to tell them that she lied about her mom being coked up and that she can't wait to piss on her father's ashes? I'm beginning to think that the Lohans were created by the Department of Mental Health to make all of us feel better about our fucked up families.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:24pm.
An untruthful lie? What other kinds of lies are there?
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"Lindsay, we have Mensa on line 2. Do you care to make a comment?"
"Uh, no. I was homeschooled and too hungover that day when she talked about being untruthfulish. Then we hopped in a limo, talked about employment and kicked the shit out of each other. God bless."
Hello 911...haha just kidding! I would have at least said that Dina loves soft drinks.
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An untruthful lie? What other kinds of lies are there?
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Job himself would have lost patience with her.
I wonder what she will do when/if her upcoming Oscar-worthy opus "The Canyons" stiffs? More bingeing/brawling/bawling/blowing? I actually feel sorry for James Deen and Brett Easton Ellis. It is hard for a washed up, fame-whoring writer-turned-tweeter and a male porn star to sink any lower in public opinion. Being associated with this never-ending, slow motion Hesperus wreck should show them just how further through the mantle they *can* sink.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:06pm.
Let's see, Mom's a coke head 100% no doubt about it
and Dad's a fucking piece of shit Dbag 100% that records a distress call from his daughter and then releases it to a sleazy tabloid to make sure everyone know his ex wife is a coke head which somehow makes him father of the year, is that about right?
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Whateverthefuck. I don't believe a word of this, of any of these dysfunctional, fucked up people. I always want to believe the best of people, but fuck me, that call was fucked up. Michael's fucked for recording AND RELEASING it, Dina's a coked out mess, and what the fuck do we expect from Lindz when these two drugged out excuses for trash are her PARENTS?? these kids are fucked from the get go. And Lindz, YOU SUCK for calling Daddy and narc'ing out Mommy, when you say you never want anything to do with him--- except when Mommy won't do what you want, then suddenly Daddy's your best friend?? Fuck all of you. You're no better than fucking white trash. Be gone with you.
Submitted by FreakGeek on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:56pm.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/mom_lo_on_cash_5sJCESsoQJMnGKPjKePAOK
LMAO @ Deadbeat Dina. I almost like that one more than White Oprah. :)
Both parents fucking suck. Lindsey is grown and has all the resources to separate herself from her parents. She is choosing to continue this fuckery herself. The real victims in all this are those other kids...Ali and Cody, is that their names? I can't even imagine all the bullying and crap they have to deal with from other kids & probably even grown folks behind the actions of those three assholes. My heart broke about a billion times when I saw that pic of the boy sitting next to his nasty mommma and gross sister kissing and being all raunchy all next to him.
Poor kids. :(
"I'm beginning to think that the Lohans were created by the Department of Mental Health to make all of us feel better about our fucked up families." - MK
More like the CDC than the DOMH.. smh this whole entire family is a disgrace to their race.
Lol. I listened to this on TMZ last night. Didn't take a lie detector to tell she was lying through her capped teeth. Her dad taped the crazy, so this time she was unable to just deny it even happened. This is her version of spinning the story. Weak.
Does Dina owe more money on the house than it's worth? I don't get why she doesn't just sell it.
Nevermind...just read this: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/mom_lo_on_cash_5sJCESsoQJMnGKPjKePAOK
With the liens added on, she does owe more than the house is worth.
Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:22pm.
It wasn't coke white oprah was snorting; it was a "crushed breath mint"... remember that one? It's my personal favorite annecdote that proves the LAPD sucks the celebrity schlong...
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WHAT???????????????? I don't remember that. Who the hell snorts breath mints?!?!?!?
Get Serious dont you snort breath mints also? Dont you like fresh sinuses?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lindsay, I wouldn't believe you if you told me I have Brown eyes, and that my dog is a Jack Russell Terrier.
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It wasn't coke white oprah was snorting; it was a "crushed breath mint"... remember that one? It's my personal favorite annecdote that proves the LAPD sucks the celebrity schlong...
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Why is this waste of space 'family' still roaming the earth???
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by Bo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:48pm.
What are her kids living on?
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by Bo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:48pm.
So, Dina is in debt for over a million, her house is about to be taken back by the bank, she owes a gazzillion dollars to lawyers, the local school district, her gardener. This woman is in such denial. 40 grand wouldn't take a small chunk of what she owes. What are her kids living on?
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time for a family suicide. Normally I find these things selfish and disgusting, but this one I could truly get behind.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:33pm.
Do it ME...give her a dose of reality. :D
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What keeps holding me back is that this bitch is sue happy, and seems to win her lawsuits. I am broke as fuck and cannot afford to have the cracken sue me for slander.
Submitted by Bo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:48pm.
So, Dina is in debt for over a million, her house is about to be taken back by the bank, she owes a gazzillion dollars to lawyers, the local school district, her gardener. This woman is in such denial. 40 grand wouldn't take a small chunk of what she owes. What are her kids living on?
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time for a family suicide. Normally I find these things selfish and disgusting, but this one I could truly get behind.
The little boy who cried wolf just called. He doesn't believe you either, Bitch.
Bo, they are living on credit. It's the American way.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This whole family is not worth a fart.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
So, Dina is in debt for over a million, her house is about to be taken back by the bank, she owes a gazzillion dollars to lawyers, the local school district, her gardener. This woman is in such denial. 40 grand wouldn't take a small chunk of what she owes. What are her kids living on? A sad excuse for a mother who has been milking Lindsay for years.
The one time she tells the troof, and she says she was lying.
Whaaaaa!?!?
This bitch. While she was high as fuck she probably fucking told her Dad to tape the convo so she could use it against her mom, then the next morning she realized how crazy it made her seem...now her dad is "dead to her" and everything is fine with WO.
Whamo, I'm with you, she didn't start from a good place with those two fuck-ups as parents...but she has had plenty of opportunities to help herself, she has the time and the money, and at this point she loves the drama. Listen to her, using the exact same language as DIna "dead to me".
the whole family needs to be locked up in Bellevue - and as for me, I need a drink.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:25pm.
fuckyoutoo - I am thisclose to breaking my promise to never join twatter to join just to follow Blohan and tweet her nasty shit.
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Do it ME...give her a dose of reality. :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
fuckyoutoo - I am thisclose to breaking my promise to never join twatter to join just to follow Blohan and tweet her nasty shit.
OK, so let me get this straight. So she called up TMZ (just like Daddy) to tell the world that:
1. She straight-up LIED to her father about her mother being on cocaine. Any explanation for why she did that???
2. Her father is "dead to her". Yet, it has been documented time and again that whenever she gets in trouble, the first words out of her mouth are "Call my Dad". So the next time she gets busted (can we get a pool on that?), who is she gonna call? Mitt? Al Gore? Dr. Phil?
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:04pm.
Too late Blohan. Your desperate, coked up, drunken call to your father was full of TRUTHES that night. Only now that it has been made public are you trying to say you were being a little cunt and lying to your dad to make WO look even worse then she already does.
Fuck you. I hope you die a slow painful death you worthless piece of lying shit.
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DANG! A slow painful death for telling a few porky pies? Bit harsh!
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"Oh, and Blohan also said that Michael Lohan is dead to her, probably because he refused to give her a cut of the money he made from selling that tape to TMZ."
Like, exactly.
Still, I can't help but feeling sorry for Lindsay. Both of her parents jump at every opportunity to sell her out for a few bucks...
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:08pm.
Whamo - look at Drew Barrymore. Complete drugged up alcoholic child turned adult fuck up. Leaves, disappears,
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Exactly!
I think if we all tweet at the exact same time,
"WE DON"T CARE"
maybe we can stop hearing about these attention whores.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:04pm.
Too late Blohan. Your desperate, coked up, drunken call to your father was full of TRUTHES that night. Only now that it has been made public are you trying to say you were being a little cunt and lying to your dad to make WO look even worse then she already does.
Fuck you. I hope you die a slow painful death you worthless piece of lying shit.
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Whamo - look at Drew Barrymore. Complete drugged up alcoholic child turned adult fuck up. Leaves, disappears, goes to rehab, cleans herself up and is now a major producer with a lucrative career.
What's an "untruthful lie"? As MK said, her father wouldn't give her a cut of the cash so she's Team Mom for now. I'm guessing TMZ paid her above the regular rate for doing a phone-in instead of the usual anonymous comment about herself.
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Let's see, Mom's a coke head 100% no doubt about it
and Dad's a fucking piece of shit Dbag 100% that records a distress call from his daughter and then releases it to a sleazy tabloid to make sure everyone know his ex wife is a coke head which somehow makes him father of the year, is that about right?
While it's no excuse and she's a grown woman it's a small wonder Lindsey is a fucking whack Job. She needs to cut BOTH of them out of her life for a year and get out of Hollywood for a year. If she went completely underground and disappeared, cleaned up for a full year with not a single word to the press, she could come back and write her own ticket. America loves comeback kids and as I always say you can't make a comeback if you never go go away.
Too late Blohan. Your desperate, coked up, drunken call to your father was full of TRUTHES that night. Only now that it has been made public are you trying to say you were being a little cunt and lying to your dad to make WO look even worse then she already does.
Fuck you. I hope you die a slow painful death you worthless piece of lying shit.
I don't want to hear from HER, I want to hear from White O. Can you imagine the behind the scenes here. And I thought WO's reputation was awful before.
I mean yeah, ok, fuck, whatever.
At this point there isn't really much we can say.
Another day, another pr disaster.
I hope Anna Nicole is waiting for them with open legs.
She's too stupid to realize that by calling TMZ, she's doing the exact same thing as her father did. Dumbass is dumb.
I think it speaks volumes about that "family" that her dad records all of their phone calls to release to the media when it benefits him. This whole clan needs to leave the planet.
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