Louie De Palma Gets Chicks
Speak of the devil. I just mentioned the Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman divorce at the end of the Courtney and Doug write-up, and then MK lands this little nugget in my inbox. So, nobody could possibly have guessed this, but the reason for their breakup is rumored to be a scorching case of wandering peen. That's a pretty common thread in breakups and I thought that might be it for a split second, but then I remembered it's Danny Devito and felt stupid. I mean who besides Rhea wants to get all up (or down really, unless you fail the "have to be this tall to ride" challenge) on that? Just look at his luscious little self up there with his strong broad shoulders, luxurious mane and the finest in footwear and tell me you wouldn't.
So in an exclusive, Radar.online lays out the whole sordid mess. Basically they say Danny's been an extra fucker since at least his Hoffa days, and he would promise to make these young dumb girls famous (spoiler: he didn't) if they would hop on his Wee Willie Winky (spoiler: they did). I don't know who is more disgusting, Danny for preying on these starry eyed hoes - who get extra points for doing the gold digging equivalent of the food challenge on Survivor - or the girls for pretending to be all into and humping on an old married gherkin for nothing. How completely embarrassing. And then there's poor Rhea over there, actually caring about this fool.
The anonymous source says that it was pretty obvious and common knowledge about what was going down (dramatic pause) on the Hoffa set and everyone felt sorry for Rhea, who was doubly humiliated because 1) her husband was openly cheating on her and 2) she was already famous when she started fucking on him so she had no excuse. Bummer.
Splash
red bottom shoes sale
Rhea will get over it.
There are desperate starlets with no taste and a little man with no morals.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:05pm.
See where those cheap little bimbos are when half your face is paralyzed from stroke and someone has to change your diaper.
And good luck getting your kids to visit you in the home, because they hate you for dumping their mother for some cheap pussy.
^^^ THIS ^^^ If there is one comment DeVito and his ilk actually read, I hope it is this one.
Come on...Rhea is just as unattractive as Danny. If she gets a hot piece then he is just with her for jobs and money - like the skanks who slide on Danny's cock.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I hope rhea get's her a nice hot piece on the rebound. love her!!! I don't know how she put up with him for so long.. I just couldn't do it. It's like a man-child.
Um yeah...men become rich and or famous.Um yeah...they often look physically disgusting.Um yeah...beautiful women will fuck them.Sounds like the natural order of things.Women can just go places that boggle the mind.Ron Jeremy...Mickey Rourke...Nic Cage...Cee-Lo Green.Go figure.
ahahhaah Sweeeeeetasss this post is GOLD, u managed to put my disgust into hysterical words!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
He somehow never looks clean to me...as if he is in dire need of a shower and lots of soap. Divito's expression says he is a big man on campus and can dick around with the best of the Hollywood cads its just his pants size that falls short....
Pass Me A Cherut and some fire....please...I wanna smoke
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:08pm.
Yes, sort of like a marriage where the soufflé has collapsed.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:57am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:22am.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:06am.
I say it's the ALCOHOL he consumes which makes him then go after the women. Alcohol is the blame.
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Yes, but how do you explain women agreeing to sleep with him?
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Also the alcohol. Srsly, hos have to fuck all sorts of horrible men for pay. If you're fucking for advancement, it's the same thing: You brace yourself, act like you're enjoying it, and focus on the end-game
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Hahaha...Or lie back and think of England?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:22am.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:06am.
I say it's the ALCOHOL he consumes which makes him then go after the women. Alcohol is the blame.
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Yes, but how do you explain women agreeing to sleep with him?
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Also the alcohol. Srsly, hos have to fuck all sorts of horrible men for pay. If you're fucking for advancement, it's the same thing: You brace yourself, act like you're enjoying it, and focus on the end-game.
DD is best buds with Nicholson. Why is anybody surprised that he is just as piggish? Rhea prolly ain't been touchin' that for a while now. Nevertheless, get tested, gurl.
Oh gosh. Rhea and Danny made me believe in everything good; there's someone for everyone, true love can exist in Hollywood, marriage works, dreams come true. I'm heartbroken, I don't wanna hear about Danny being a dirty old man. This stinks! I will sue them for my therapy bill, I think I have a case.
Great. Now I need to spend the entire afternoon boiling my brain in bleach because I've allowed myself to visualize this fuckery.
How fucking desperate for fame do you need to be to agree to hop on this creature? And how fucking stoopid do you have to be to believe that he will help you with your career afterwards? I mean this is stoopidity of Kardashian proportions.
I always kind of liked him and Rhea together --- the idea that two of the less visually blessed people in Hollywood found each other and made a lasting happy life together. Now gross. Just gross. I hope she takes him to the cleaners.
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I have a soft spot for Danny Devito because my dad looks EXACTLY like him. Luckily I was blessed with my mama's good looks. So that's why I could never hate Danny.
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Speaking of wandering peen Raul has somethin' to poke at Sweetcheeks!
http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:22am.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:06am.
I say it's the ALCOHOL he consumes which makes him then go after the women. Alcohol is the blame.
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Yes, but how do you explain women agreeing to sleep with him?
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More Alcohol!
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:06am.
I say it's the ALCOHOL he consumes which makes him then go after the women. Alcohol is the blame.
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Yes, but how do you explain women agreeing to sleep with him?
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I say it's the ALCOHOL he consumes which makes him then go after the women. Alcohol is the blame.
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:01am.
Here, this will take the pain away:
http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/pitbull.jpg_w450.jpg
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Awwww..little puppy doggie, ya just want to roll around with him and scratch his little belly...the dog that is not Danny:P
This story us useless without a full frontal nude of Danny!
Ok, THIS was fucking hilarious!
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RandéS, you know they do. ;)
I didn't catch the outtakes but it's hilarious to see a pro fight the giggles, isn't it? LOL His War of the Roses and Throw Momma are two of my faves. And he directed them! Have you seen the movies he's produced, he's like Michael Douglas! No wonder there's speculation of casting couch activities...
*had to rewatch him do his gyrating stripper dance* HAHAHA
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Sweetas, that post was fucking hilarious!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 2:22am.
Yup. YT also had some outtakes where he cracked up. He's undoubtedly funny. Maybe funny guys do get the girls?
RandéS, lol Danny wanted to laugh in that clip with Phoebe, but he didn't break!
@Televised, lemme see if you're in OP. :P
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I refuse to believe that the man pictured above has ever had sex.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:32am.
Televised, sick sick sick. *shakes head*
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It's true! My imagination is shockingly active, particularly when it comes to weird things people do.
Yesterday I had a rehearsal and I was okay, but the minute it was over I was hit like a truck with muscle aches and that strange, out of body feeling where everything is on a split second delay. So I've just been in the bed all day.
Thanks for asking :)
How be you?
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Televised, sick sick sick. *shakes head*
I feel bad, for joking about Danny, he is extremely funny and I've always enjoyed his work, but that thing with the stool, and the leg, from behind with the cowgirl, that was too much. Must have been the medicine talking, lollol
Are you ok?
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Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:25am.
Yeah, he's a very good comic actor and not afraid to make fun of his shortcomings.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:55am.
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I so like how you phrase things. lol :)
It is sad what many will do for a part in Ho'Wood but I also think these two just grew apart. The kids were finally on their own and they said, that's it. See ya. It's too bad, they always looked like they had lots of fun together.
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WR, I am a sick, sick person.
*hangs head*
No, literally, I have a cold right now! :)
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:19am.
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HAAHAAHAAHAAH!!!!
OMG i never realized he had no neck until I had every reason to only look at his face.
He really did that stripper role well though, right?
DeVito as stripper Officer Goodbody on Friends (I can't find a full epi so I'm posting it in 2 parts):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZI2upDpML4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=1HDmGQRepzc&feature=endscreen
DANNY DOESN'T HAVE MICROPEEN!
http://sexdawn.com/scj/thumbs/373/026Cock_Midget.jpg
Televised, sorry, must have passed out. Where am I? *reads...hoark*
Blrrrrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlr
lol TR!
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HW is also filled with horn dog men who use their power, influence and money to lure/bribe young, good-looking woman. It's a two way street. The men aren't victims. They use what they have to get what they want and so do the women.
I don't think it's sad that SOME women would sleep with him for money. I think it's more sad that he has to pay for it.
Hollywood is filled with vile women that are bitter and greedy and they would gladly fuck him to get ahead.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:18pm.
Could you imagine actually touching his micro-piece, let alone putting it in your body in any way????? The thought is just too hideous. Luckily it would only last for 30 seconds if he even got it up (3" max, I'm sure).
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Could I imagine ...? You mean would I have nightmares about his little thing? Yes!!
I don't believe that him messing around was the reason behind the split. I don't buy him as a ladies man. More like someone who hires hookers.
It is sad that some young women are so ambitious and willing to sell their puddin' for the shot at a movie role. They really have no way of knowing if dude is going to make good on his promise. But if one is prostituting one's self, might as well bang a couple of hundred guys and hope to get one role.
This isn't the first time we have seen that power and money can trump physical appearance for those hoping to fuck their way to fame and fortune.
I don't have much sympathy though, as none of the women in my life, or of my acquaintance took the prostituting shortcut to success. They were willing to work at boring jobs to get by rather than strike a faustian bargain.
Well, louie from taxi gave a lot of laughs, but not so funny now.
remember an episode of Taxi where he was trying to date/marry Rhea. He treated her horribly and she ditched him.. He came crawling back and she told him "You're GARbage!" She said it so well as if she really meant it. It has stuck with me anytime I'm involved with a jerk.
Now.. life imitating art for her. Or was he always garbage to her??
Anyway..always loved Taxi and he was the best part of it. Hate when I hear about celebs personal sh*t...just let'em entertain us!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:04am.
Televised, no position, NONE! Zip. They never humped. The children came by immaculate conception. ;p
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WR, you know they did it standing up, with Danny Devito motorboating her like a fool, saying "blbllelelerreh hahahaha!" between her boobies!
and then missionary! with him heaving and pushing and dripping sweat on her face! and then....
should i go on?
*hears sound of retching in the distance*
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Televised, no position, NONE! Zip. They never humped. The children came by immaculate conception. ;p
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Mani6, I love that movie! "Criss cross, like in the movie, done."
"She had a little trouble walking but that was from the gardener." *dies*
I don't want to say over the phone, but I killed her last night!" HAHAHA
All three of them were great! ;p
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Hey Whamo - I wasn't referring specifically to your post - just "thinking out loud", so to speak. He probably *is* worth more. He's been whoring around for a while, so let's hope she's got all her ducks in a row.
M.E.: you know me, I LOVE to share!! :)
Here, this will take the pain away:
http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/pitbull.jpg_w450.jpg
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bmitted by Nanners on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:02pm.
What if he's a tripod! :O
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Thanks for nothing. Now I'm going to dream about Danny's big cock! :(
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Haahah Nanners He'll be double handed waddling around like the penguin waving his big wang at ya :) bawahhh
I just remember Danny from Throw Momma From The Train. *criss-cross...criss-cross*
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Gross.
I would never make a good gold digger. Money does not make an unattractive man attractive to me. And I have had men try. Ugh. NO.
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