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Daddy's Roommate, a chirrun's book written by Michael Willhoite that explains gayness to kids. When it came out in 1991, many libraries banned it, because they suck. It's also Sarah Palin's favorite chirrun's book and after watching a new episode of The New Normal, she reads it to her grandkid, Trapp (or Tron or Trugg or Trolalala or whatever that kid's name is).
Not only is the cover a work of art, but the story is as well (click here to get it). Daddy and hipster mommy get a divorce and he moves in with his new "friend" and roommate. Daddy and his roommate do everything that couples do and daddy's roommate even bonds with daddy's son by reading him stories and helping him to catch bugs for his school science project. (Note to children: If for some strange reason I become your daddy's roommate, I will NOT go to the pond and catch bugs with you. SICK! Screw that shit. That book is LYING when it comes to that shit. However, I will watch the Vh1 version of Showgirls with you and teach you how to do the Cabbage Patch.)
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disturbing...
Child Services in the U.S need the International award for seen it all...
*clutches a teddy bear*
:-(
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
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its hard enough to be a stepmom like Julia roberts in that movie with that girl who was the "it" girl for 15 minutes before dissapearing.
but its harder to be the step-gay-dad.
Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 6:17am. joe shmoe = fish or brain-dead.
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Wow.Touché.
Love the Tommy Bahama comment. It's the clothing line for the white, semi-upper middle class man. The dad should be sitting with his kid. Illustrator fail.
joe shmoe = fish or brain-dead
<3 This!
When they at the beach it look like a porno----the guy has the dark glasses and is rubbing lotion on the kid.....lol. Hot.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Some libraries actually buy books BECAUSE they were banned and do a banned-book display.
The boy is Pearrezz Heelton before he got fat and died his hair pink. His mamacita is rowing the boat.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:34pm.
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I also thought the roommate was the cute side-piece redhead in the back!
LOL on the post MK! Yeah, those tank tops are the hotness, not feeling it for the mustache or hairline but maybe that was "studly" at the time, HA! ;)
Thanks to the internet, banning a book no longer as much of an impact. Yay to that! ;p
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Funny, interesting and sad that the title says, "roommate." No inference of love, relationship or family. I guess it had to start somewhere. But couldn't they have made it less creepy?
I went to the website and read the story. At the beginning the kid is under the impression that they're just roommates, but as the story goes on he learns that they're more than that. It's a gradual thing.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
...bleccchhhh...sorry but this is just uber creepy twisted pedo sh*t...
...I won't click to read this thing, but I bet Dad and the roommate have the Thai houseboy they 'adopted' on their last visit to Bangkok doing all the rowing toward the front of the boat...
...yecchhhh....
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...'...It's just a matter of common courtesy...you come in the house, you wipe your wheels!...'...
It took me a quick second to figure out that the young piece in the back is the dad of the kid (because of the same hair color - J.B. Fletcher would be so proud of me right now!) and the Belvedere look-a-like is the 'roommate'. Obviously the divorce ruined the dad so he had to get himself a sugar daddy which I assume is covered in a very special chapter in the book, right?
They look like Archie and Jughead
Lisa
Submitted by Bossy on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:34pm.
Not sure I get this one...does he just have a young piece that is so young it appears to be his son?
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Either that or jail bait.
The title should be:
Help!!! Daddy is a Pedophile (Look at the way he's eyeing that kid's ass)
Or
Daddy is a Pervert
Or
Daddy is Humping my Teenage Babysitter
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:25pm.
It looks like both of the old queens have 'designs' on the chicken!
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I thought this was funny because I thought (naively) that you were referring to the swans.
Then I remembered that you like young boys and it didn't seem so funny anymore. Just like you don't seem so funny anymore.
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Are the kids are alright? Why ask them to think about your sex life? Most couples I know kept it in the closet until the kids are older.
Submitted by liverwurst on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:20pm.
Jesus... when is MK getting back
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It looks like both of the old queens have 'designs' on the chicken!
Jesus... when is MK getting back?
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:06pm.
HAHAAAAAAA thank you
Damn double post.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Submitted by perky on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:00pm.
Awesome...did you guys click the link and read the story? How much fun could we have inserting our own voice balloons? Like what the ex-wife is thinking? LMAO
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I like how in the 5th illustration, the dad has a fork in his hand as if he's telling the guy, "imagine this fork in your ass later tonight, except instead of a fork, it's my dick!" and the dude's got his ass all poked out in the air, and I picture him sounding like Mr. Slave on SouthPark.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Awesome...did you guys click the link and read the story? How much fun could we have inserting our own voice balloons? Like what the ex-wife is thinking? LMAO
God, at a glance I thought the "roommate" was leaned back in the boat jerking off. Christ. He needs to hold that drink cup a little higher.
Who is the Dad and, wait... who is who??
Which is the kid and which is the roommate? Sick shit.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/13/2012 -
Just made a pot of ham/bean soup
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Man that sounds good! I love french pea soup, the yellow peas with chunks of ham. I like to get it really really hot and then put some little squares of old cheddar cheese in and let it sit till the cheese gets melty. Mmmm :)
I had this book
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Not sure I get this one...does he just have a young piece that is so young it appears to be his son?
Submitted by lislop on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:19pm.
"Daddy and His Two Sons"
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:29pm
Thanks for the laughs! You do crack me up!
I'm off for a bit. Just made a pot of ham/bean soup and have other chores to do. Much rather
hang in here though. Talk to you later.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:56pm
LOL Whamo, you would notice there were no oars or motor. Guess they're just drifting around aimlessly.
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AND they're feeding ducks and not even fishing so they MUST be gay! :P
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 2:51pm.
I can't wait til they come out with "Johnny's First Butt-Plug".
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That comes out right after "Where is Johnny's old soother?"
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:56pm
LOL Whamo, you would notice there were no oars or motor. Guess they're just drifting around aimlessly.
Daddy's Roommate? How about:
"Daddy's Boy Toy"
"Daddy is Having a Midlife Crisis"
"Daddy and His Two Sons"
Yea, I don't need a book to explain sodomy and deviant sexual behaviors to my kid and teaching it's "normal" to use a man's rectum like a vagina.
No thanks, I explain this sick behavior without the school's input. And my kids know better than to think this twisted shit is cute or "normal".
In My Two Dads, they couldn't determine who the father was, so they both were granted guardianship.
http://www.tv.com/shows/my-two-dads/
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
haha, we were just talking about this in my children's lit class.
I can't wait til they come out with "Johnny's First Butt-Plug".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lol - I love when people release their inner 8 year old selves.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 2:32pm.
Yes followed by Daddys Fishing Buddy by Ben Dover.
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Also followed by A Trip To The Zoo by Poppy Swallows.
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twatty - point taken - haha.
anno - I remember that show too; actually, I don't think that either of them were ghey; more like they each believed they were the father so that's what brought them together. The mother must have been some type of skank in her day, rest her fictional soul ;)
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Yes followed by Daddys Fishing Buddy by Ben Dover.
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