Larry, Please
As a southern US girl, I am often confronted with the "redneck" tag. Everyone thinks we all have no teeth and stand barefooted and bare-gummed in the front yard with a baby on each hip while our other 11teen children run amok underfoot. For some southerns that may be true, but let's listen to the wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy to sort it all out.
In OH NO HE DI'INT! news, Larry has thrown down the gauntlet (ty snowpiece!!) regarding what it means to be a redneck. In a video on TMZ, he says that YES he is a redneck. But NO he is not a Honey Boo Boo kind of redneck (fade to black, then to Honey Boo Boo Chile wiping the sweat and sketti sauce from her brow). OMG Larry. Trailers will burn, and tooth will chatter.
It's kind of funny that I have an inside look at all of this. No I am not a redneck, but I know Larry's kind of redneck and I know Mama Junes' kind. And sorry to shade on your parade Larry, but you are thisclose to being one in the same. Rednecks, while an adorable in some ways breed, share a common je ne sais quoi denial about their position in life. You are not a thinker. You are not savvy. You are a redneck. It's okay, revel in the simplicity of it all as you lovingly hand wash your flannel shirt with the arms cut off. We'll wait.
It's kind of like your family reunion, where your always too drunk aunt accosts your always too pilled out aunt about her life decisions. Beautiful, yet train-wrecky and misguided. And the best part is you get to laugh your too drunk and too pilled out ass off at it all, because you came prepared. Yeah, like that.
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This might sound a tad pervy but I think this Honey Boob chil' looks like her twat already smells bad.
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Ok I'm going to release the Krakin on this Honey Boo Butt child.
Fuck is she ugly
Fuck is she fat
Fuck is she ugly and fat
I can't stand her, her family, her "red neck sayin's"
Hope someone runs her over with a bulldozer. Seriously, the world would be a better place if she was on rotten.com.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:51pm.
I know this isn't open post or anything...but I need to vent.
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Late as usual to respond but just wanted to send positive thoughts, prayers and hugs your way JTROS. Good luck at your appointment and keep us up-to-date on what's happening.
Bambam,
Lol that's even worse. My best friend from high school is an uppity girl who dresses like a granola. People are always surprised at what a stick she has up her ass.
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:51pm.
I know this isn't open post or anything...but I need to vent. I had an MRI earlier this week (for a car accident injury) and the tech specifically had me come back in for a 2nd set with contrast (which I thought was weird since my doc said he didn't want that). The neurologist called a left a VM Friday afternoon saying to call back. I did and the receptionist immediately got him in the phone. He said something was on the scan (possibly a tumor on the right front of my brain) and that he wanted me to see a neurosurgeon immediately because they may need to do a biopsy. His office called back 15 min later to let me know they got me in w the surgeon on Monday. They told me that I should have someone with me at the appointment. My husband is out of town for business and can't come home & my family lives 900 miles away, so my mother-in-law is driving in to go with me. Needless to say I'm really scared and have been crying off and on. I'm trying to stay positive, but I'm here alone with my thoughts :(. I hope it's nothing but I keep imagining worst case scenario. Sorry to be a downer, but I just needed to get that off my chest.
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I'm really late to comment on this. BUT. I think you're fortunate in that someone saw something they think should be checked out.
Often, by the time someone has an MRI, they're having some difficulties with speech, memory, motor function, etc. If you're not having those troubles, I think it's a good sign that either you're perfectly fine and the MRI could have just had some shit going on, or there may be something that is being noticed so early on, you will be fine.
People have had tumors in their brains the size of a freaking lemon and doctors can excise them.
If the neurologist thought it was life-threatening, he would have had you come in and be admitted to the hospital immediately - he wouldn't have given you the weekend.
IF it's a tumor, the front part, near the forehead, is probably easiest to deal with.
Even if it's a tumor, there's a chance it's benign. That sounds kind of crazy, but I had a grandmother who had benign tumors in her brain per her autopsy (her death was unrelated).
It is serious to have something going on with your brain. But it's good to have it noticed early.
Good vibes out to you.
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JTROS:
I know we are all strangers here on the Dlisted boards, but I want to wish you all the best.
I have been in this position before. Docs call, leave cryptic messages, and require you (the patient) to get more and more tests. They propose things, tell you their theories, and scare the hell out of you. I once had one doctor tell me he "thought" I had a thyroid tumor. I had to wait several weeks while they did scans and blood work. Scared me so. It turned out well - no problems.
I know you will be just fine. I will pray for you. Everything will work out very well! I know we will hear good news early in the week.
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:51pm.
I know this isn't open post or anything..
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I just caught this now and just wanted to say I'm wishing the very best for you and I hope everything turns out ok.
Whamo, it's out there. If you've ever seen a Luis Buñuel film, you'll know what I mean. Lol ;)
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Televised, hahaha it's true, God doesn't! Excellent advice and suggestions. *waves*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:04am.
GG, Whamo, have you seen Belle de Jour?
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No I've never seen that one Reason, I'll look it up though.
JTROS:
I just read your post. Sorry, I would have responded sooner.
I have been in and out of surgeon's offices these past months, and I want to tell you NOT to worry - whatever is happening, remember that letting yourself get stressed out about it is counter-productive for the whole body. I knw that sounds lame when youa re in the middle of it, but I am going to be a CAlifornia Hippy here and ask you to breathe when you feel scared. Nothing you can do will bring the news any faster, so just reat yourself super kindly - do whatever you can to have a great weekend, and breathe through the stress.
Second - definitely bring someone with you. You may be consulting with a surgeon who speaks clearly and compassionately, or you may get one who is better "on paper", so to speak :). Have your mother-in-law bring a pen and paper, so she can take notes if any are necessary. It really helps to have someone else there to listen.
Whatever they say, remember this is a consultation, right? They can't make any pronouncements, they are just telling you what they think they see. My favorite joke lately has been Q: What's the difference between God and a surgeon? A: God doesn't think he's a surgeon.
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Just try to enjoy tomorrow, be outside in the sun if you can, and rest u tomorrow night.
Many people are thinking of you!
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Submitted by CashewTime on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:48am.
Nope. Black, dreadlocks, African dressing organic granola type.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
JTROS,
I know I'm a stranger, but your post moved me, so hugs and keep us all updated.
Bambam,
My dog was a very playful butt licker for the first five years. It was so embarrassing! she's a Goldie, and there was this one neighbor jack terrier who would just stand there with a derp face and just let her lick away! It was so nasty! Your puppy is cute and that lady sounds like an uppity cunt with that matted hair comment. That would have made me want to smack her! And I keep on imagining this 1950s type old white lady with one of those circle hats matching her outfit and white gloves.
GG, Whamo, have you seen Belle de Jour? Agreed, she always looked beautiful, still does. And always had the most gorgeous co-stars too! *swoon* ;p
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JTROS best of luck & please keep us posted! I will be holding you in my heart.
I can't tell you how many people I know who got scary calls from the doctor that turn out just fine. I am picturing you celebrating after a reassuring call from your doctor.
ubmitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:25pm.
Whamo - you mean Catherine Deneuve??? Duh! Shes still hot!
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I just checked out some pics and hell ya she still is quite pretty!!
The movie is kind of meh..I know it's suppose to be amazing and it was shot pretty cool but I don't know I've seen better.
@ Reason....I'm eating one of the famous chicken balls right now lol!! :)
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:34pm.
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No, puppeh's good, trust me on that. That's the only time she's ever done that, she's very obedient. My other neighbors say they'd be too afraid to let their dogs loose on the field like I do, they marvel at her obedience.
She's just as sweet as the first day I brought her home. A groomer even left a message on my phone once saying she had to be one of the sweetest dogs she'd ever done. She'll jump up on you though and lick you to death if she could.
I don't see that woman very much anyway, when I do I keep a good distance between us.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
JTROS,
The worse part is right now...the uncertainty.
The good thing is you found it before you had any symptoms. Physicians take this very seriously, which is why it's happening so fast.
Be sure to have someone with you because you won't hear what they say when they go over your tests. Also get copies of EVERYTHING..the scans as well as the written summary report. You may need this sometime down the road and won't know how to find it if they even exist any longer.
Whamo, I think Repulsion's been on before, cuz I saw it not too long ago! Hehehehe So the Chinese food was good? What you described made me go for a snack lol!
@Bambam, omg, what a cute puppeh! I wasn't there and missed what all happened but maybe if you don't let that cutie get near her dog, that would avoid this headache. Animals naturally chase anything that runs so it's not surprising at all yours tried to get at her. That lady grabbing at you dog is not very polite, what if it bit her?
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:41pm.
Okay, who knows what chervil tastes like?
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It has a faint licorice/anise taste, but very mild. Otherwise you can use it pretty much like parsley. It's great with eggs.
Her dog backed away and puppeh got aggressive, when I tugged her back she shook the leash off and went to hump on her dog.
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Whatever this woman's flaws, I think your dog shaking off the leash is probably the big factor here. Once you lose physical control of your dog, however, haters gonna hate, and feel justified.
Her dog is submissive, so rather than encourage your dog's dominant behavior, I would, if I were you which I am not so whatever, encourage my dog to sit and wait patiently. Your dog doesn't have to keep re-establishing dominance all the time, and she won't if you don't allow it. You're the boss of her, she's not the boss of you.
Of course, if you think it's fine that your dog rules the roost, escapes from your leash and does what she pleases, that's your prerogative. Might lose you friends in the dog park, though. Just saying...: )
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Hey JTROS, know what I'd do if I were you? I'd go out, maybe find some kickass weed, get wasted drunk and fuck the first young sexy thang I got near. Hell is she had a friend we could make ourselves a sammie. But that's just me.
Seriously though, try not to stress yourself, have positive thoughts and energy. I'm sending some your way.
ETA; This is what my baby looks like;
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Whamo - you mean Catherine Deneuve??? Duh! Shes still hot!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
JTROS - hang in there. It could be nothing, just like others have said. Good luck Monday!
@ Reason........TVO :P I'm watching Polanski's Revulsion (Repulsion?) right now.
Edit...man is the blonde lead in this ever pretty, holy jumpin! :)
Bammer...sorry bud - stepped out for my Chinese food...yeeeoza it's good!
MissLainey, when I think of watercress, I think of the epi of I Love Lucy when she and Ethel hitched a ride to Florida with a woman they thought was a hatchet murderer and all they had to eat were watercress sandwiches. "Tastes like buttered grass," Lucy snipes.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:11pm.
Let me get this straight: you let your dog off the leash and it gets aggressive with and humps on this other woman's dog, and YOU think SHE is a bitch and it's her dog's fault your dog got aggressive? Do you not have a leash law in your city?
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Yeah I do. If you read back a bit I posted about our first encounter. Both our dogs are females, mine about 35lbs. and hers about 20lbs. She said hers likes to run, mine does too and we let them run around a bit before her dog got tired and ran under my legs to get away from mine. Mine still wanted to play, hers didn't so my dog mounted hers in an act of domination.
Later on we ran into each other and she asked about my puppeh and her breed and things. She remarked that she didn't like furry dogs because their hair gets all over everything. I told her mine doesn't shed much, she wasn't convinced. She ran her hand thru puppeh's fur, said she was surprised it wasn't matted at all. I thought that was kinda rude IMO, sorta implying that I might not keep her clean.
Then came the time I described in my post.
Granted my pup was amped up, she needed to burn off some energy. She went to sniff her dog who backed off in some way, tucked her tail or something submissive.
My pup saw that and tried to mount her again, when I pulled on her leash she shook it and her collar and went after the woman's dog. She started panicking, her dog tangled her leash between her legs and my pup was determined to either mount or sniff the dog's ass.
At no time did puppeh growl, snarl or try to bite her or her dog, she was just determined to sniff some ass/mount a submissive dog.
And when she tried to portray my dog to her husband as dangerously aggressive I set her straight; her dog can be timid, my dog is not, she's just very high energy. Capiche?
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:41pm.
I have tasted it long ago on something with cream cheese. Since it doesn't stand out in my mind, I guess it wasn't too bad. If you'd said watercress, I would've said don't do it because that mess is nasty.
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:51pm.
You're not a downer, I would be scared, too. But hopefully, it's nothing, and the good thing is that you're able to get in right away. Will be praying for you! Keep us posted. Watch some goofy Hallmark Channel movie and that will keep your mind occupied. Plus, with all the side eyes you'll give at the horrible plots and awful dialogue will keep you too busy to be worried.
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:51pm.
Jtros, try to not panic. I know panic. been there just recently. I am praying for you and feel it will all be ok. These things are almost aways benign. BIg arms around you.
Okay, who knows what chervil tastes like? I'm really not feeling anything edible that rhymes with "gerbil" because it makes me think of Richard Gere, whom I think is a giant jackass.
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Wow, Waldorf. I used to go down there to ice skate. Survived over a decade driving the beltway and went the fuck home. Still can't believe I'm alive. Definitely suffering PTSD! So many people I met lived and died wihthin 25 miles of where they were born. Guy in Annapolis would get all panicked to go to Baltimore. You're all right - plenty of rednecks there living their high school life at 40.
JTROS, I have a friend who had something similar and it was benign. Please don't worry too much even though I know that's probably easier said than done.
Positive vibes being sent to you. And some big hugs.
JTROS, It sucks they waited until late Friday to tell you so you could worry over the weekend! *smh* Thankfully they gave you an appointment on Monday, at least they did that right!
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Yes, their pizza gives me the runs. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hugs, JTROS, I m sendin prayers up for you, hope you don't mind that I m one of those praying folk ;-), I m sure it will turn out alright. I'll be thinking of you Monday.
Bambam, *writes down Madria Sangria, tradicional* but try it homemade Bambam, Yum! ;p
@GG, Little Cheesers gives you the runs? ROTFL!!!
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JTROS, I didn't see your post. I'm so sorry you're scared. Don't be. Even if it's something that requires it be removed, you'll be fine. Have faith! The vast majority of things we're afraid will happen never come to pass. You need to be positive and don't speak of anything negative. If you are a person of prayer, use that tool and ask for intercessory prayer from your church. If you don't belong to a church you can still pray. If you're not a person of prayer, still be positive. Focus all your energy on thinking in the positive. I will pray for you in any event. I've seen prayer work more times than I can count. Please, as much as you can, try not to worry. You have people who love you. Never forget that!
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Keep calm JTROS. You need to to make it to the appointment. I'll be thinking of you.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thanks everyone...I keep telling myself that its nothing and I'm going to feel pretty foolish if I get worked up for nothing. This is why I've only told my boss, Mom, MIL and husband. Fingers crossed that Monday brings good news.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:40pm.
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Bwahaha! No, she turned out to be a bitch. She once remarked that my dog had a lot of fur and was surprised it wasn't matted (hers has shorthair.) WTF are you implying, y'know?
Another time she saw me with puppeh, who I hadn't walked for a few days. My puppeh's a batshit crazy ball of nuclear energy, she saw them and dashed madly over to them. Her dog backed away and puppeh got aggressive, when I tugged her back she shook the leash off and went to hump on her dog.
The woman got hysterical, "She's off the leash she's off the leash!" like my pup was gonna attack. Puppeh was just wound up, remembered this meek little bitch and was gonna hump on her. She came to me as soon as I called her.
Last time I saw her she was walking with her husband and a new companion dog to her timid dog.
The new dog eagerly came up to mine and exchanged sniffs. We chatted a bit about them and the wife tried to bring up puppeh's behavior. I squashed it quick, told her if her dog wasn't so timid my dog wouldn't behave that way towards her. That woman is a bit of a bitch for sure.
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Let me get this straight: you let your dog off the leash and it gets aggressive with and humps on this other woman's dog, and YOU think SHE is a bitch and it's her dog's fault your dog got aggressive? Do you not have a leash law in your city?
JTROS, sorry to hear that. Hope you were able to tell your husband! It is very good that your MIL will be going in with you for support. It's best to stay positive, because the doctor needs to check this out, even if it is only the slightest possibility, you want to have it looked at right away and know what you're dealing with! It's better to take all precautions and have all the tests, think about it that way! *sends you good vibes and strength*
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OMG! love you bitch! LMAO! and this pic! that's how I feel!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Hola bambam! I love Sangria but Little Cheesers gives me the runs.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
JTROS I'm sending positive thoughts your way...like GG said lots of times it turns out better than it looks at first!
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Hey GG, Withy!
Dog, next time she does it you oughtta fake a sneeze on her, ah ah ahhhh doooooche! Hahahaha!
Whams has got me hungry. You know what's pretty damn good? Little Caesars. I got a bad habit of trying new places when they open up and we got one not too far away. I tried 'em before, thought they were cheap but decided to get one from the new place. Three meats, eight bucks and change, a one topping is five bucks. I took it home, had a slice, nothing special. The crust is pre-made, no wonder it's cheap. I just grabbed two slices and heated them in the toaster oven. The difference is amazing! The crust is crispy crunchy, chewy and just right. I gotta pop out and get something else though. See you ladies later.
P.S. You gals like sangria? Remember this name, Madria Sangria, tradicional. It has an orange label and top, 6.99 a bottle, 10% alcohol. Good stuff, not too sweet, robust, good foundation for a punch. smooches y'all.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Doggie, thank you but no. I have enough douches related by blood!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012