Afternoon Crumbs

Blake Lively wore some kind of wedding dress on the set of Gossip Girl and yes, that wedding dress once belonged to She-Ra and no, I'm not happy about it - Lainey Gossip

"Am I ever wrong?" said the hairy butt wart who is always wrong (except for that time he cast Dionne Warwick on Celebrity Apprentice) - The Superficial

Picture proof that Pamela Anderson is a demure goddess who farts roses - Drunken Stepfather

"We totally think Tyler Perry is sexy now" said only Oprah and she only said it when she was drunk - Celebitchy

Jaime King's fug necklace looks like snakes cuddling with charcoal nuggets - Hollywood Tuna

Aziz Ansari speaks the truth - Towleroad

Oh, look it's a pig wearing cow and mink - Popoholic

Tish Cyrus is looking hot in that white dress - IDLYITW

Dear Kate Hudson, once you're done walking through that airport, please come mop my linoleum floor with your boots - Popsugar

Happy Thursday, here's Evan Peters getting his nalgas washed - OMG Blog

Book flashback - The Berry

That hot piece's pectoral titty is bigger than Nicole Richie - Just Jared

I'm disappointed that JLo's nipple isn't made of diamonds and gold - Celebslam

Jackie Christie's lace leggings privileges are permanently revoked - Crunk + Disorderly

The new Kingdom of Cheetos - Cityrag

Animal Practice got put down - SOW

Erin Heatherton is a pro-Photoshop activist - Hollywood Rag

#1 should be Glitzy and #2 should be Sugar Bear - I'm Not Obsessed

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Submitted by devyye on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:26am.

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Submitted by pixxxie on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 12:47pm.

I kinda like how she looks here.. but her twink of a husband there looks umm.. yeah I have nothing nice to say so i wont say it hah

Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:14am.

I'm wearing lace leggings today wear them all the time but subtle stockings not like pants and since my legs are long I pull it off

Submitted by Helena on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:53am.

Kim Kardashian must have a constant yeast infection.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:39pm.

Why would Trump gaf about Twatlight drama?

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Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 8:46pm.
cocoebert -- I liked AHS. Then again, I love spooky stuff, and especially asylum type stuff. I loved the part where Adam Levine's arm got torn off -- he's such a fucking douche. I loved the scene where Jessica Lange was fantasizing about Joseph Fiennes, who looked good. I'm looking forward to this season.

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Yeah, Joseph Fiennes was foine!! And I like that they're showing an older lady get it on, even if it is in a fantasy. She was amazing in the first season.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 8:11pm.

literarylioness -- I figured there had to be some exaggeration there. But still, he obviously didn't come from money and worked his ass off to get where he's at, and I admire anyone who has been able to do that. I'm sure his friend Oprah sent him that coach, it was probably her idea. Sounds like something a control freak like her would "suggest" he do. Because she's so goddamned perfect, dumb cow.

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Submitted by 68Special on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 8:11pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:52pm.

Kate's son is named Bingham? that sucks. Sounds like he belongs on a yacht with a pink polo shirt (popped collar, natch), a cigar, and loafers without socks.

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It's a family name. Kurt Russell's father's name was Bing Russell.

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:58pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 9:22pm.
literarylioness -- when I first saw the commercial for "Alex Cross," I saw this really masculine-looking guy on the commercial, and the movie looked good, and only at the very end did I realize it was Tyler Perry. Hey, if he does a great job, good for him. At one point, this guy was supposedly living in his car, so I'm all for people who were poor once & then made it big.

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That's not the story he told on Katie. He said he moved from New Orleans to Atlanta with $12,000 and worked three jobs. The whole "living in his car" just like Jim Carrey and countless others, did not come out. Overall Perry doesn't bother me. Someone has been coaching him on his mannerisms and press though. It was very obvious to me.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:57pm.

Is Kim Kartrashian a Romney fan too? Because she's got the 'brown face' self tanning going just as well. What? Kanye thinks she's too white for him??

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:52pm.

lace leggings are totally appropriate at Cinderella shows though so it was in good taste.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:52pm.

literarylioness -- when I first saw the commercial for "Alex Cross," I saw this really masculine-looking guy on the commercial, and the movie looked good, and only at the very end did I realize it was Tyler Perry. Hey, if he does a great job, good for him. At one point, this guy was supposedly living in his car, so I'm all for people who were poor once & then made it big.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:38pm.

Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 9:03pm.

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 8:51pm.
RE: the lace leggings - really, should ANYONE have lace leggings privileges? Methinks NO.

I have to admit I once rocked the lace leggings. Of course then I was totally into bands like Poison (when they wore makeup) & Cinderella.

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Alrighty, I'll allow it and let me amend my previous comment - no one in 2012 should have lace leggings privileges :)
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Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:36pm.

If I was 25 and getting married, I might try a dress like what Blake Dead is wearing. It looks very 80s and different. I HATE white wedding dresses.

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:34pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:42pm.
Cashew -- Tyler Perry looks pretty good in those commercials for the new movie. But I agree about his sexuality. I think Tyler needs to come out of the closet (not that there's anything wrong with that).
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Speaking of Tyler Perry, did you see him on Katie today? He sure is trying to act straight! He use to have all these affectations that are GONE now. I remember when he did the Big O and use to say "Girl" all the time. Now he is all serious and manly. He was talking about how he has "a lot of testosterone" in him and has problems going in drag. I was like, "who is this guy?" It was a total 180.

Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:33pm.

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 8:51pm.
RE: the lace leggings - really, should ANYONE have lace leggings privileges? Methinks NO.

I have to admit I once rocked the lace leggings. Of course then I was totally into bands like Poison (when they wore makeup) & Cinderella.

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:23pm.

Too bad about Animal Practice. I only caught one episode but they had a bit with a vet that was afraid of puppets and at the end their practice's trained monkey had walked into the body of a puppet and scared the shit out of said vet....I laughed pretty hard at that moment.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:21pm.

RE: the lace leggings - really, should ANYONE have lace leggings privileges? Methinks NO.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:16pm.

cocoebert -- I liked AHS. Then again, I love spooky stuff, and especially asylum type stuff. I loved the part where Adam Levine's arm got torn off -- he's such a fucking douche. I loved the scene where Jessica Lange was fantasizing about Joseph Fiennes, who looked good. I'm looking forward to this season.

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Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:04pm.

Twat Muffin,

Yassss! You? What did you think about the first episode? It was alright- seemed to be trying too hard to be scary and build atmosphere but I'll watch the hell out of it nonetheless. And Evan Peters was hawt I thought.

Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 6:42pm.

Bingham?? What a pretentious idiot.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 6:35pm.

SANS FARDS -- I know, Bingham, isn't that pathetic? Kate's attempt at sounding WASP-y and pretentious. She's not a WASP, but it sure is pretentious.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 6:22pm.

Who still watches Gossip Girl? I didn't even know that show was still on. whatever, Blake Lively is still deadly dull and Ed Westwick is still creepy.

Miley....no. Just no.

Nicole Richie impresses me. She dropped the party girl act and now seems all into being a mom and shit. And she's not doing stupid ho activities like Paris; she's mostly kept it together with Joel Madden. well done.

Kate's son is named Bingham? that sucks. Sounds like he belongs on a yacht with a pink polo shirt (popped collar, natch), a cigar, and loafers without socks.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 6:20pm.

Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:05pm.

So they canceled Animal Practice, but they replaced it with Whitney? Get it together NBC.
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Truly! I confess I never saw "Animal Practice", but the trailer looked cute. I can sadly say that I have seen Whitney, and it was HORRIBLY unfunny.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 6:12pm.

Cashew -- Tyler Perry looks pretty good in those commercials for the new movie. But I agree about his sexuality. I think Tyler needs to come out of the closet (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Aphid -- Blake Lively's face looks like a misshaped potato -- yuck.

cocoebert -- did you watch Evan Peters on "American Horror Story" last night?

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 6:06pm.

I kinda think Pam doesn't look too bad, for Pam anyway. I figure jack will be holding her picture up with one hand in 3...2...1

Submitted by Vkn1981 on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 6:04pm.

Blake Lively is so bland and boring. She's the gluten-free of all actors.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 6:02pm.

I love Justin Kirk but that show sucked. That needed to be an edgier, darker comedy on F/X or Showtime or something.

Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:51pm.

Evan Peters is hot as hell.

Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:35pm.

So they canceled Animal Practice, but they replaced it with Whitney? Get it together NBC.

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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:32pm.

If that's a nip slip then I'll say during the boob job they f'ed up big time. Couldn't have happened to a nicer ho, JHO mawhahahahah

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Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:24pm.

I just asked my husband if he wanted to see the embodiment of class and beauty with a deadpan face... he says sure, then I showed him Pam's picture and laughed as he cringed..

Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:20pm.

psssst Kim, that much cleavage is only acceptable after dark.
We don't want to see your chichis while walking around the airport, in the daytime, while waiting for the people to bring grandma her wheelchair, okay? kthnx.

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Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:20pm.

I find Blake Lively soooo incredibly mediocre.

Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 9:13pm.

Haha! I love that they canceled Animal Practice, that show was an animal abusing, stupid piece of shit.

Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:09pm.

I know I should be ashamed for saying this, but last night Tyler Perry was on Colbert report and he WAS sexy. His smile is gorgeous and he has a cute laugh. But I still can't imagine hitting it. He seems asexual and possibly gay.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:07pm.

The list of TV's highest paid actors is why I watch South Park and Simpsons and reality tv.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 5:05pm.

Could Kate Hudson's ears be any bigger? And would it kill that hillbilly Miley Cyrus to put on a fucking pair of pants?

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Submitted by r5bales on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 4:59pm.

Is Ellen jumping the shark or what. She brings Psy without even allowing him to really talk, she sits Liam Neeson on a damn toilet in his underwear, now this. I haven't watched her in years and remember why.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 4:56pm.

Sorry, but I an't picture Tyler Perry as Alex Cross. Back in the day I was into those books and I imagined him more as Denzel. Bu then again, Denzel is my prototype for manliness.

Could careless about the other stories. Except Blake looks like a generic holiday Barbie in that god-awful dress.