Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

John Krasinski (33)
Candice Swanepoel (24)
Rob Cesternino (34)
Michael Johns (34)
Dannii Minogue (41)
Snoop Dogg (41)
Viggo Mortensen (54)
Danny Boyle (56)
Melanie Mayron (60)
Tom Petty (62)
Wanda Jackson (75)
Dr. Joyce Brothers (85)

Posted by: Michael K

Tags:

Birthday Sluts

• Send to friend

Submitted by yuyi on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 4:24am.

Submitted by burberry1 on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:22pm.

Popular sunglasses
Louis Vuitton Outlet Online
Recently popular sunglasses is large lens plastic picture frame. Lens best to cover half of his Cheap Louis Vuitton Handbagsface or the whole face. Lens is enough big, to be effective in Yang, to prevent ultraviolet Louis Vuitton Outlet
radiation. Candy color plastic large picture frame sunglasses in the most star, and super fun!
http://www.online-louisvuittonhandbagsoutlet.net

Submitted by dfgdfgd on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:07pm.

Welcome to buy Arcteryx jackets from Arcteryx outlet.2012 Brand New Arcteryx sale.If you love Arcteryx Jacket,here is the right and the best place for you.As you can find the latest Mens Arcteryx and Womens Arcteryx with reasonable price.The Arc teryx jackets are perfect for many outdoor activities.Choose your own Arcteryx clothing now.

Submitted by chenx0 on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:06pm.

Maybe it's because JIMMY CHOO's appeal, Jimmy Choo Outlet number appear very much, and most people with no accord with a condition and be decline door. We each 10 people groups into creative small team, to do a including clothing, jewelry, shoes, etc as a whole series of creative development. The Jimmy Choo Boots just dew once face, encourage a moment, in the workshop is finished for subsequent comment on; Comment on after that, we entered the question time, if all media, Cheap Jimmy Choo Shoes what will be a fierce interview, but then field estimation except me outside, the rest of the participants are not a reporter, so the question is not questions from the media Angle, here this field but let me can stand in the design counterparts or readers point of view, asking questions, and perhaps because of this scene more can explore these master character's real ordinary quality.
discountjimmychooheels.com

Submitted by chenx0 on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:03pm.

In addition to the red sole and metal bases nail besides, Leopard grain design should be France Buy Christian Louboutin favourite shoes designers use design elements, came to 2012 qiu dong season, the talent huang overflowing designer in again as a design element, Christian Louboutin 2012 make out the latest Leopard Rantus Orlato Flat shoes. This time with tall canister shoe money as design based on shoes, and the animal fur make shoes body, Christian Louboutin Pumps all over to the shoe on compose above big hot leopard grain design, design and dazzing grab an eye, Worth a praise, stylist did not gild the lily add unnecessary details, make visual effect has rich shoes will not grant the person is too greasy feeling; At the same time in the inside of the shoes with leather chapter, at the same time with the brand name convex word, Louboutin Cheap add elegant high-end fashion sense. Shoes pricing for $1295, presently in the brand web site available
buyredbottomboots.com

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:34pm.

john and i would make a lovely couple, ya hear john?! dumb emily blunt and come start a united colors of beneton family with me.

Submitted by burberry1 on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:24pm.

Mirror feet
Burberry Outlet
The design key of sunglasses in the mirror feet, plastic material let mirror foot design better Burberry Online Shopping
play, for instance: the hawksbill decorative pattern, geometric design, black and white lines, etc. Burberry Handbags On Sale
Metal mirror foot love decorated with artificial crystal, and trademark design grab limelight. Light color lens ratio what all can't see black lens come please, more add a DaiZhe mystique.
http://www.burberry-outlethandbags.net

Submitted by CarrieOn on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 2:34pm.

Happy Birthday to the wonderful and talented Tom Petty - one of my favorite artists ever.

Love you, Tom, and Go Gators!

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 1:22am.

A pug AND John Krasinski? Cuteness overload!

------------------------------------------------------

Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 12:34am.

That dog is giving serious FACE! FACE! POSE! FACE!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 12:14am.

ive always had a nerd crush on him! so cutes! yeh id bang him and im way more kinky than that bag of bones emily blunt.

Submitted by Juniperjump on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 7:38pm.

I have literally only just realised that this krasinski guy and Jason sudeiks are not the same person.

Submitted by Thats What He Said on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 6:47pm.

Happy Birthday, John! I love, love, love him!!

Happy Birthday to all the other sluts too, especially Viggo :)

Submitted by ShamelessinFlorida on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 5:42pm.

Happy Birthday to all of Today's Bday Sluts! It's my birthday too & I'm in good company!

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 4:57pm.

Happy Birthday John! I <3 you!

Happy Birthday Snoop and Tom Petty!

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 3:29pm.

OMG! Happy Birthday to the great Wanda Jackson!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzJ3hiqsi0U

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 3:27pm.

MK it is snoop Lion now! :)

HBD Snoop, Tom Petty and John!

**************************************************************

Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by CashewTime on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 3:27pm.

Aw, now that I can see this on my 'puter I just wanna kiss that puggy wuggy on his cute wittle mouth. Yeah, I'm a puppeh hor.

Submitted by CashewTime on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 3:25pm.

Submitted by harperharper on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 2:42pm.

Don't worry, that's what salacious and I are here for :P

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 2:33pm.

HB Viggo M. Great actor and fine fine looking.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 3:12pm.

I can't hate on Krasinski even when he stole my gf Emily and went on to marry her (she claims to not know me now). He must be doing something right, in addition to being talented and funny. It's the pug, right? Chicks dig pugs.

HB to him and the other sluts.

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 1:34pm.

wanda jackson is still alive? that's great

Submitted by harperharper on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 1:12pm.

When I look at that sweetie john krasinski my first thought is that I hope his wife doesn't break his heart.

Submitted by Tyroan on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 12:29pm.

*sparks one in Snoopy's honor*

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 12:05pm.

And a very happy birthday to the Fujiyama Mama Wanda Jackson, who still puts on a great show!
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...

Submitted by Cowjam on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 12:05pm.

Happy birthday Danny Boyle. Great films, great vision.

Submitted by Rockwell on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 12:05pm.

It's the delectable Viggo Mortensen's birthday and you didn't post a nakey pic of him......for why?????

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:58am.

Happy Birthday to...Ooooh, a Plug!

Viggo, Viggo, Viggo! *twirls pasties*

***********************************************

Submitted by Hood Rat Stuff on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:55am.

Love the Kraz. Love Aragorn too.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:49am.

Roll you a big fat doobie on your BD, Snoop. You'd love BC bud.

HB to Viggo. I would like to dive my tongue between your chin cleft.

HB to all the other sluts.

Submitted by 68Special on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:48am.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Tom Petty

She's a good girl, loves her mama
Loves Jesus and America too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis
Loves horses and her boyfriend too................

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:30am.

Love, love, love John Kraz. Adorable and so talented! Happy BD to him!

Also Viggo, comical name for an awesome actor!

Also Melanie Mayron, always Melissa Steadman from Thirtysomething (or Cancersomething or Nancysomething we used to call it).

And to my son, who is 20 today!

·...¸><((((º>·´¯`·. ¸.><((((º> .·´¯`·..·><((((º>
Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:10am.

I'd make Viggo an Eastern Promise he wouldn't soon forget.

Johnny K is a doll. Mwah!

Submitted by moonmaid on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:06am.

I had to work a few Christmases back at horrible Barnes & Noble (hubby was laid off). Awful job, a close friend had just died, and to add insult to injury, Viggo came in on my night off and bought books. Apparently very quiet and did not want to draw attention to himself.

Submitted by moonmaid on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:04am.

Wow Viggo is in my age bracket. Be still my foolish heart!

Submitted by peep on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:55am.

Happy birthday to the sexah and superb Viggo! Dude always gives 100%. Also hb to John, Snoop and Tom!

Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:50am.

Happy birthday, John! Suuuuch a cutie.

I thought Snoop Dog was much older than 41.

Submitted by Vern on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:48am.

I'm wif IG on this one.

Repugnant!

as Tyroan said!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by D.R. on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:43am.

Happy birthday all of them, especially Snoop, Dr. Joyce, Wanda and Danny. :)

__________________________________________________
"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by CashewTime on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:35am.

*swoon*

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:34am.

HB to Tom Petty and Viggo Mortensen!

+++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:32am.

HB John, Snoop, Viggo(hott), Danny, Tom and the other birthday sluts today. ;p

Happy Saturday!

•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:22am.

Happy Birthday Viggo Mortensen. I'm still mad at my husband for not introducing me to you when he had the chance.

°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:12am.

That is the cutest Pug ever!

Happy Birthday, Sluts!

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:05am.

Hoffers!! xoxox I meant to say hi and welcome back yesterday but then I conked out! Damn you, time difference.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:04am.

I am 364 days older than Snoop Dog.

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:03am.

I can't look at a pic of a pug now without thinking of breastfeeding. But Krasinski is adorable!

HB Danny Boyle, director extrodinaire--- although that Olympic opening ceremony was a big WTF.

And of course Viggo and Tom Petty!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 9:58am.

Snoop is fortyone, going on seventy.
I thought Joyce was dead.. HB to all sluts.
------------------------------------------------

"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 9:57am.

Happy Birthday, Tom Petty, Rock Legend!
Happy Birthday, Wanda Jackson, Queen of Rockabilly!
Happy Birthday, Viggo Mortensen! Hubba hubba!
Happy Spliffy birthday to Snoop Dogg or Snoop Lion, or Calvin Broadus, or whatever he's calling himself.
Happy birthday, John Krasinski, so cute!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 9:56am.

I wish this was a picture of Viggo Mortensen, HB!