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Ken Watanabe (53)
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Catherine Hardwicke (57)
Charlotte Caffey (59)
Judge Judy (70)
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 6:30pm.
You can tell the guy in the pic just got his chest and abs waxed. Tragic!
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Oh I know, it should be ILLEGAL!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:32pm.

ohh its that kyle XY guy, who made some of my ghey friends get panty pudding. i never saw the sexc, was always too pretty for my taste.

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:47pm.

Happy Birthday to all on the list ,except for Kunt Kardashian.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:22pm.

PSL...wishful thinking but really Kim is desperate for a biological cock for her biological clock. 32 and counting...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:05pm.

May this be the last Birthday of Kim K's we hear of, as she fades off into obscurity.

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(Only time will tell) You're on your own, inside your room
(Only time will tell)You're claiming victory
You were just using me, and there is no one you can use now

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 5:24pm.

HB Carrie Fisher. I miss her talk show she had on WE. She was/is good at making George Lucas cringe.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 5:00pm.

You can tell the guy in the pic just got his chest and abs waxed. Tragic!

Submitted by CashewTime on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 3:52pm.

No happies to the devils spawn known as kk. Go back to where you came from!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 3:51pm.

HB Matt, Ken, Judge Judy and the other birthday sluts today! ;p

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Submitted by soulks on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 3:34pm.

G'Day DListers! HB to Carrie Fisher, "the 'Burbs"
was your(the) best. :)

HB to all born today!

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"We are in Transylvania, and Transylvania is not England."- Dracula

Submitted by CindyBman on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 2:33pm.

I have a huge crush on Ken Watanabe. Sigh.

HB to Judge Judy. HB Carrie Fisher. You gals rock!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 2:31pm.

HB Judge Judy....don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!

HB Ken Watanabe. Bitch looks good for 53! I've always thought he was pretty sexy.

A very crappy barfday to Kim Kartrashian.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 1:38pm.

HBD Judge Judy. You should have been the main birthday slut.

HBD Carrie Fisher!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:45am.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 12:04pm.
Raul Duke
ur racist comments about fucking and sucking on black men are fucking pathetic! Lol

Thanks whore! Now Raul hopes you spend the rest of the day brooding about this like an emo chick on her period!

http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk

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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:39am.

Carrie Fisher is a dream and I wish her many HBs!!! Time for Judge Judy to pull her face up a little more, now that she's 70...but the woman's mind is sharper than anyone I know.

Submitted by Gaslight on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:37am.

Happy Birthday Judge Judy: You are awesome.
Actually, thought that you were older than 70.

Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:35am.

What little rascal said!
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:33am.

HB to Judge Judy!!! Straight shooter
HB to Carrie Fisher...You are so interesting
HB to Ken Watanabe.... Now there's a MAN

Submitted by Snarf on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:06am.

Here's hoping Kanye West's girlfriend gets a big honkin' coldsore for her birthday.

Matt Dallas - where have you been?

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Shiitake happens...

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:55am.

HB to all Birthday Sluts except Lardassian!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by Santa Ana Winds on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:43am.

Happy birthday Judge Judy! Love her!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:35am.

Judge Judy♥

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:34am.

Raul Duke
ur racist comments about fucking and sucking on black men are fucking pathetic! Lol

Submitted by FrappenBloat on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:31am.

I thought that was Tommy Girl

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:30am.

Judge Judy and Kimmy Kakes born on the same day?? Ha! Hb sluts...

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:29am.

Hmmmmm KK??? I have to pee now. Oh yes, and eat shit you skanky whore piss princess.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by harveyprice on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:22am.

Happy Birthday Judge Judy. A bitch for all bitches to look up to.

Submitted by agirl on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:22am.

Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher! And Matt Dallas, a cutie with a pron star name.

Fuck Kim K.

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:13am.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:30am.
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another odor in the night!"

Ha! I heard that song just this morning, and yeah I always hear "douche" too.
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I always thought it was "wrapped up like a douche". It is good to know that most of the world hears the word douche. I think it helped give the song some staying power through generations

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

Submitted by Saphris on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:13am.

lol @ the DWTS comment. so true.

HB to matt dallas. we're the same age and that picture is inspiring me to get into some kind of shape.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:13am.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:36am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:30am.
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another odor in the night!"

http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk

Ha! I heard that song just this morning, and yeah I always hear "douche" too.

Raul 99.9% those are the true lyrics.

http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk

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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:06am.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:30am.
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another odor in the night!"

http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk

Ha! I heard that song just this morning, and yeah I always hear "douche" too.

Submitted by Thamar on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:04am.

Judge Judy rude and obnoxious happy birthday. You could fit in with majority of dlisted sluts. IMHO. :P

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:01am.

HB to Oprah ratings killer Judge Judy. Love her.
I'm glad YouTube has hours of Best Of and her people aren't copyright Nazis removing everything.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:00am.

"Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another odor in the night!"

http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk

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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:54am.

When you have to google 90% of the birthday list to know who they are, you might as well as call them the next cast of Dancing With The Stars.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:53am.

You know cuz her and her sisters have had more black cock in 'em then the urinal at the Apollo Theater.

http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk

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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.

Submitted by dementa on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:52am.

HB to Carrie Fisher, a super hot slut and still looking great for her age.
HB to Ken Watanabe, especially since he managed to make TC look even shorter.

I hope Kum Lardassian drowns in Kanye's pee.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:54am.

Happy Birthday to Julian Cope,
Carrie Fisher,
Catherine Hardwicke,
Judge Judy, and Manfred Mann!

I was once at a party at Carrie Fisher's house. She's crazy (the fun kind).

Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:49am.

Kim Fatasshian is probably gonna celebrate with a Golden Shower from Kanye's Black-headed Yogurt Slinger.

http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk

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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.

Submitted by nurse_julie on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:45am.

Happy birtday Judge Judy! Wish there were more no-nonsense people like you in the world.