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The grave stone labia carving from Serbia!
Right before Milan Marinkovic's wife of a million years closed her eyelids and went off to heaven, she told him that her dying wish is for him to carve an exact replica of her poon flower into her headstone. Some women when they pass away want their husbands to let his peen frolic on fields of cooch, but not Milan's wife. She doesn't want him even thinking of another ho's snatch, so she ordered him to hire a sculptor to carve an exact replica of her vagine into her headstone using pictures she took. Milan told the Austrian Times (via Arbroath) this:
"The problem wasn't finding the money but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy. Now it's finished I love it and it's a really good likeness. And this way, a part of her will always be with me."
A really good likeness? DAMN. What kind of stoned pussy game did Milan's wife have? You need to go see a gynecologist that specializes in gargoyle twat when your labia looks exactly like one carved into a piece of stone! I need to stop, because this is kind of sweet. Think of all the mourners who will feel warmth in their hearts when they walk by Milan in the cemetery and watch him rub his peen against a carving of his wife's pussy on her headstone. That's love, Serbian love.
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You know how people go to Pere LaChaise to visit Jim Morrison and kind of hang out with him and smoke dope and drink whiskey? Then they leave behind little tokens of affection...cigarettes and flowers and whiskey bottles.
I'm guessing this old man spends a lot of time scraping white crusty stuff off this stone.
Gee, most people just put a picture of the person. You know, their *face*.
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I thought it was a little sea critter? It definitely has some kind of finnage all the way around! I've never seen one like that before! It is missing the little man in a boat and also it has some weird lines all around it. Strange.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:46am.
Bonus points for the "aren't those foreigners wacky as all hell?" angle.
SPEAKING OF BEING AN IGNORANT CUNT ABOUT FOREIGNERS
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:04am.
Romanian people were so hateful and dead-eyed, even in the tourist offices. Moldova next door is supposed to be the unhappiest country in Europe, but even it was better than Romania. Abandon every hope of a good time if you ever go there.
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Miss one day of MK, I miss out on all the pussy jokes!
Morning Sluts!
This has all the classic elements of a woman-hating news story.
* Lady parts are, as always, the only part of a woman that really matters
* Women are really objectifying themselves, and men are just indulging their whims
Bonus points for the "aren't those foreigners wacky as all hell?" angle.
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I think her surviving hubby is admiring another pair of labia as I write while her grave stone is probably being humped by some horny passerby. The moral of this story is that one can not control the living from beyond the grave, nor should one aspire to. The memory of you is supposed to live on in people's hearts, not in your engraved privates.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Labia stone grave carvings from Serbia...this could sell! Put it on ebay!
Too spooky for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMAo0m4E4Lc&feature=relmfu
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LOLZ - that crazy bitch had to have been a dlister.
does the pussy stone get wet only when it rains?
God only knows how many dogs have peed on that exact spot.
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does the stone make panty pudding or get misty? or is that too much special effects?
@ Bacon....flat iron, I'm trying to figure how she'd pull that one off! Lol:)
@Whamo
Or....she could be a fan of hair gel and flat-ironing? *scratches head*
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She must have had pine needles instead of hair. WTF!?
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:56pm.
Hello? MK? How could you not mention/notice that he husband or stray men have been using her likeness as a urinal?
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No, Ray J and R. Kelly just paid their respects.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by agirl on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:52pm.
"And this way, a part of her will always be with me."
Huh? How, exactly, does that work? Does he hump on the gravestone and think of her?
ALWAYS BE WITH ME FAIL
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Yeah, she should have had a taxidermist preserve the real thing!!! Now that's some ALWAYS WITH ME WIN. Even if you throw the creepy preserved vagine away, that shit will ALWAYS BE WITH YOU in your nightmares, right?
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Hello? MK? How could you not mention/notice that he husband or stray men have been using her likeness as a urinal?
"And this way, a part of her will always be with me."
Huh? How, exactly, does that work? Does he hump on the gravestone and think of her?
ALWAYS BE WITH ME FAIL
Also if that is life-sized and accurate then she had a small ruffled-potato-chip vagine.
Labia, like penises (penii?) , are all about context. Outside of the very lovely occasions where they generally make their appearence, they're a bit silly. Some nice rose petals could have suggested the same thing without, oh, I don't know, the batsh*t craziness.
"A man can look at a rhinoceros and still be able to think." Charles Fort
LOL Fujicat, that'd be cool to do body parts! I'd demand quid pro quo though. You have mine in your office, I'll have yours too! Cacti and conches are so passé, don't you think? Besides, co-workers would forever be asking what those are, hehehehe *naughty* ;p
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Within..OMG! Hahahaha
My ex, the "artist" wanted to plaster cast my body parts. I said..well, that doesn't matter!
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
THANK YOU!!! Let my friends now know when they read this that I was not kidding with the stamp pad, butcher paper and asshole art. Yes it started out with trying to make a cheap knock off of a framed fish pressing for my dining room wall, but my damn urn had better have my peepee panderer front and center or I'm coming back, and it won't be pretty.
Aw and even the pigeons kicked in to simulate the herp sores.....
Serbia Herzogovenia....hurtswhenitgoesinya
That's no vag... my first thought was that they had accidentally discovered a nectocaris fossil on that stone.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/files/2010/05/Nectoca...
Fujicat, does that site need a flash plug to view it? olllollol Can't make out the tiny writing, click on the WHAT to find out more? hahaha
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Cythia Plaster Caster found a new line of work?!?
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Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 2:58pm.
As well he should have.
Actually his first misstep was asking the origin of her name. If nothing else, that was rude (unless he knew her reasonably well). Good manners are all about making the other person feel at ease, not putting them on the spot.
It needs a Virgen de Guadelupe inside those rays.
Seriously, I think that it is a cool abstraction.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That "art" bears a striking resemblance to
1) the Volcom brand's logo;
2) a leaf.
I'd rather just carry some polaroids with me or something. More discreet that way.
He's totally rubbing his peen on this! LOL
Now if their nephew ever wants to add his prints to the series, I'd love to see them. Smiling, frowning, sleeping peen... ;p
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Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 2:58pm.
….she told him it was Korean and he said to her that Asian woemen's vaginas opened horizontally, while everyone else's opened veritically….
The man was obviously misled. It's not an Asian peculiarity: if you are standing it opens vertically, if you are laying in bed it opens horizontally.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 2:58pmAs to the reference to Asians: years ago, I worked at a credit union for a federal agency. Anyway the CEO was this elitist, elderly gay man. One of my co-workers was half Korean and half black. She had a Korean name and he asked her the origin. she told him it was Korean and he said to her that Asian woemen's vaginas opened horizontally, while everyone else's opened veritically.
MissL, I had never heard of this so had to ask Mr. about it. He said he has not heard this shit since he was in middle school. So maybe TexnDoc
is old or stunted MENTALLY in middle school. Whatever.
I now know what it means and everyone should be
pissed. Talk about racism. UMF!
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Well damn...just when I think I've heard it all. So, since I'm multi-racial I guess my vag opens diagonal.
*Cue the more you know rainbow*
I thought that was a fossil imprint too--like a trilobyte type thing or something--before I read the story.
Y'know, I'm the owner of a vagina and I don't recognize that. But whatevs...as long as the widower is happy. Has he spoken about how good the coochie was??
Submitted by CashewTime on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 12:48pm.
His wife must have been Asian. Well, according to what I've heard.
ChashewTime, Brought to you by our resident weirdo.
I could use other VERBS. but he/she/it isn't worth the keystrokes.
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 2:58pmAs to the reference to Asians: years ago, I worked at a credit union for a federal agency. Anyway the CEO was this elitist, elderly gay man. One of my co-workers was half Korean and half black. She had a Korean name and he asked her the origin. she told him it was Korean and he said to her that Asian woemen's vaginas opened horizontally, while everyone else's opened veritically.
MissL, I had never heard of this so had to ask Mr. about it. He said he has not heard this shit since he was in middle school. So maybe TexnDoc
is old or stunted MENTALLY in middle school. Whatever.
I now know what it means and everyone should be
pissed. Talk about racism. UMF!
Miss Lainey,
That bastard! Hope it ruined future job prospects for him too!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 1:21pm.
Pfft, who DOESN'T have genitalia like a Georgia O'Keefe painting
Right???? I'm not seeing the pussy parts here, more like pee stains like someone else said.
Sort of reminds me of that Everyone Loves Raymond episode where Raymond's mom did this piece of art and everyone thought it looked like lady parts.
Funny episode.
Miss Lainey, I like your style.
Looks like someone pissed on it. This sort of reminds me of those funny epitaphs book someone wrote. If his wife didn't have a sense of humor, then she was clearly off her crackers.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 3:06pm.
Why is her labia majora corrugated?
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LMAO! I was going to say, "engraved".
How freaky and weird.
My guess is they probably hardly ever had sex. When people talk about it a lot, it means they're not doing it.
I'm Serbian and the funniest thing about this post is that the man's name is almost identical to my father's name!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 12:52pm.
Hahaha! "Gargoyle twat" - I think I'll call my sister that today!
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HAHAHA by BFF and I do that too, I'll call her up and say "What's up, hooker?" and she'll reply "Not much, what's goin' on, White trash?" I love it.
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This is totally crazy.... I mean... crazy! I live in Austria and I NEVER heard of the Austrian Times. Must be a real quality newspaper.
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Why is her labia majora corrugated?
Okay, maybe it's just me, and granted I am not an expert on other women's genitalia, but I have a hard time envisioning that as the vajajay area. What I'm guessing is the clitoris is very pointy--like a spear tip. And I cannot get the lines. If that's supposed to be hair, why is i straight? Was this a mold, or is it an artist's rendition. Too many unanswered questions.
As to the reference to Asians: years ago, I worked at a credit union for a federal agency. Anyway the CEO was this elitist, elderly gay man. One of my co-workers was half Korean and half black. She had a Korean name and he asked her the origin. she told him it was Korean and he said to her that Asian woemen's vaginas opened horizontally, while everyone else's opened veritically.
Not only was that the one of the ignorant things I've ever heard, it got him and credit union sued for racial and sexual discrimination.