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Submitted by yuelaiyuehen on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:45pm.

Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 3:24am.

I can't believe Keith Urban is a Scorp. He's just too wimpy to be a Scorp. They should revoke his card.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 6:24pm.

I too thought he was a long-lost Nelson.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 5:26pm.

HOLY HELL! Keith Urban looks more like Nicole Kidman than Nicole Kidman does in that shot...*looks again, blinks tiger eyes*.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:08pm.

Also amusing that someone named Urban would get into Country music.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:28pm.

That's a methtastic picture of Keith U.
Dylan Mc D: oh myyyyyyyyy.....
SoS Hillary RC: HB wherever you are in the world.

Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:33pm.

Happy Birthday to Secretary of State Clinton, Natalie Merchant (where has your corny ass been?), Dylan McDermott (yasss) and Seth Macfarlane for bringing that sessy voice into the world.

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:24pm.

Wow, he's had more work done than his wife, I think.

Lots of great sluts on this list! I always loved Natalie Merchant's voice.

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:17pm.

OMg- that is Keith Urban! Totally a Nelson!

Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:30pm.

Have a funky birthday, BOOTSY!!

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:01pm.

The pendent he's wearing looks like a dude sucking himself off. Quaint!

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:55am.

Keith Urban is a long lost Nelson brother?

I seriously did not know who that was when I looked at it.

Happy Birthday Westley!

Submitted by HellaciousB on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:43am.

Didn't see that one coming...

Submitted by stinky on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:32am.

Back in the mid 80s, in Brisbane, Australia - my best friend was dating a guy in a fmily formed band called The Sunshine Band. C&W and played a lot at the Burpengary Tavern. They had a lot of lead singers come and go - and Keith Urban was one of them that hung around for a few months. Whilst the Sunshine Band played exclusively cover songs, Keith wanted to play his original music - lead to him moving on. This is how I remember him looking at the time. He also banged anything (and I mean ANYthing) that moved, or provided him with the bad shit.

Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:16am.

Ha! I thought it was a Nelson brother, too!

Then I realized it was Nicole. :P

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Submitted by DianaDeath on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:57am.

good LAWD, I had no idea who that was!! lol, Keith is just as pulled and waxen as his wife; they're perfect!

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:44am.

I think Keith Urban is attractive and could be hot if he'd cut his damn hair. It always looks like a limp raggedy mop. Some guys look good with shoulder length hair but he is NOT one of them.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:37am.

Napoleon Dynamite's a Scorpio? would not have guessed that. Somehow I don't picture him being a typical Scorpio, all fiery and intense in the sack.

I dated a Scorpio once. The chemistry was explosive (I'm a Taurus) but it fizzled out because it was so intense. But damn, those were some good times.... :D

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:33am.

awesome bunch of Scorpios today!

Keith looks like a missing Nelson brother.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:31am.

Hekki, I would usually NEVER say this to you but... YA DUMB FUCKIN' HO!

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Submitted by shade on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:25am.

Oh, Hekki.... I'd be kicking (or punching!) myself too.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:12am.

Michael K comes through again!

Keith Urban makes a lovely gayelle.

Submitted by Gaslight on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:54am.

Happy Birthday Mrs. Clinton; you are as crooked as Hell but I admire your work ethic.

I married a Kerry and love his name. Mother was from Ireland and from the "County Kerry". "Cary Grant" was no slouch either.

Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:04am.

BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!

Gasp!

AAAAAA BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HA HAA!!!!

Submitted by lynniepoo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:59am.

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:52am.

I seriously thought it was Martina Navratilova.
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OMG, yes!!!

Submitted by d-nice on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:53am.

Vest no shirt, What a statement. So glad you unearthed this gem. Pretty girl

Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:47am.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:57am.

Good bunch of sluts today. Happy birfday to all.

You all know my story about my friend wanting to set me up with Cary Elwes, back in 1986, right? Didn't know what he looked like, and refused because didn't want to date any guy named "Carrie". *punches Hekki from half a lifetime ago*

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Everytime you mention this I always want to:
1. cry for myself that I never had anybody to set me up with Cary Elwes; and 2. cry for you that you missed that chance!!!

The Princess Bride-era Cary will remain my fantasy boyfriend even when I'm 90 years old and soaking my teeth in my bedside glass...

Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:45am.

BOOTSY!

Also, LOL @ Urban, I thought that was a Nelson twin.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:38am.

I would have guessed it was Melissa Etheridge! LOL at the comments!
HB to Hillary Rodham Clinton, Bootsie Collins, Pat Sajack, Jaclyn Smith, and Jon Heder!

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Charles Manson

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:27am.

Good bunch of sluts today. Happy birfday to all.

You all know my story about my friend wanting to set me up with Cary Elwes, back in 1986, right? Didn't know what he looked like, and refused because didn't want to date any guy named "Carrie". *punches Hekki from half a lifetime ago*

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:21am.

Submitted by letinstar: "why is there only one nelson brother in the main picture..."

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

He's a lesbiana!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAA!

There *are* those rumors about Nicole hitting the lesbian bars in Sydney...

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:22am.

This is Keith Urban? No way! Did he have a face transplant or something?

I seriously thought it was Martina Navratilova.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by soulks on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:13am.

G'Morn DList elite! HB Keith Urban, Keith Urban?? the face, the eyes, the smirk of course, guess I've never seen young Keith. happy happy HB to Natalie, beautiful inside and out.

Happy day to all born 10.26!

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:09am.

why is there only one nelson brother in the main picture...oh wait...this is keith urban?

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:08am.

Wow some great birthdays today! Too many to name - HBD sluts!

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Submitted by daisydaisy on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:04am.

What?? That's Nicole Kidman's husband?? WTF? Is he a woman? Is she a lesbian? Too many questions. Kidman has a horrible taste in men. First she married a psycho midget then this.

Submitted by shade on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:54am.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:46am.
Oh my lord. I thought that was Robin Wright Penn.

Hahaha! I can see that!

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:49am.

Happy Birthday Cary Elwes and Bob Hoskins.

Submitted by Willowmeena on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:43am.

Loving the slick of lipgloss. Is he gay? I hope so, 'cos he sure as shit 'ain't getting any from that asexual frigid ice queen he married.

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Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:43am.

Bahahahaha! I thought he was another Nelson brother.

HB anyway.

edit: I see from earlier comments that I wasn't the only one who thought he was Nelsony-looking. :) lol

Submitted by seejaneclick on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:38am.

OMG. Keith Urban! Lezzie! Now I know what pic Ellen DeGeneres faps to!

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:35am.

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:02am.
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I KNOW!! :D

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:32am.

@ Whamo - *dies laughing* oh she so needs to be HSOTD!

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:31am.

HB Bootsey, you Electro-cutie! Love his music & his humor.

HB Ms. DeWitt, so great as hippie chick Midge on Mad Men.

Keith is so un-masculine, and why is he always slumping? Stand up straight FFS

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:20am.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:48am.
I thought it was one of the guys from Extreme. "More than words..."

LMAO

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:24am.

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:39am.

PS - we got in some TROUBLE over this song - they did not like "the freak" at parochial school dances, lol

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I was trying to find the original song on this one for you as I remember this girl I knew who's mom would freak when she heard this tune BUT in looking for it I found what HAS to be a HSOTD but I'm starting to think maybe she was a a HSOTD once because she looks familiar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TC705nUfSU

OK I found a soul train version for you cause nothing is better that watchin the hot bitches of Soul Train get on DOWN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3kcRLEnL88&feature=related