Justin Timberlake Is Really Sorry For Laughing At All Those Homeless People
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Timberlake (she took his last name since Shakira's baby took her last name) are on their honeymoon right now, but he took a little time away from snorkeling all up in her ass to release a bunch of "I'm Sowwy" balloons for that video his douche hole of a friend made as a gift. Justin's friend Justin Huchel made a video of homeless people, crackheads and street people apologizing to Justin and Jessica for not being able to make it to their $6.5 million pre-divorce ceremony in Italy. Justin posted an open letter on his website (via THR) where he says that the video didn't play at his wedding, he had nothing to do with it and he thinks it's as tacky as you think it is. Justin would never EVER make fun of those less fortunate than him. Justin's heart is full of love for those less fortunate and he constantly does what he can to help them. I mean, Justin did marry Jessica Biel and that sort of counts as granting a Make-A-Wish wish. Right?
If you really want to read a lot of words and kilt jokes written by Justin and his team of publicists, get it after the cut. GO!
To my family, friends, and fans:
The last time I wrote a letter like this, it was when I had the good fortune of attending a once in a lifetime experience by sharing an evening with some of America's finest at the Marine Corps Ball about a year ago. I was so moved by that night, I wanted to share it with everyone. Unfortunately, this letter holds a different kind of weight for me.
Normally, as some of you know, I am (by nature) a pretty private person. So, I don't really take it upon myself to comment on things that so often go misunderstood or something that has even shed any kind of dark light on what was and will always be one of the most special weeks of my life. But, in light of the recent events, I can't fight the urge to clarify my thoughts and feelings on what has been a very upsetting portrayal of the people closest to me and myself. It's not who I am as a professional or as a man.
I can't help but think of one of the many great life lessons my Grandfather has taught me... He told me when I was younger that "Sometimes, you are confronted with challenges in life that perhaps are not your own. And, when those moments arise, the right thing for a man to do is accept that responsibility, whatever it may be, and face it with honesty and humility."
So, I'm taking his advice. If for no other reason, than to clear the air so no one has to ever wonder how I feel about it.
I'd like to start off by saying that I don't live my life making fun of people (unless, of course, I'm making fun of myself on SNL)... Especially, those who are less fortunate or those in need. I grew up with a family and community that instilled ideals in me like hard work, honesty and empathy. As a matter of fact, growing up in Tennessee, I was always taught that we as people, no matter what your race, sex, or stature may be, are equal. We have a saying there that "Everyone puts their pants on the same way(maybe this saying doesn't apply to guys who wear kilts. Although, I'm sure they put theirs on the same way too...)"
As it pertains to this silly, unsavory video that was made as a joke and not in any way in mockery:
1. I had no knowledge of its existence. I had absolutely ZERO contribution to it.
2. My friends are good people. This was clearly a lapse in judgment which I'm sure no one who is reading this is exempt from. But, I don't believe it was made to be insensitive. More so, I think it was made as a joke on me not having that many friends attending my own wedding(which IS kind of funny if you think about it).
3. Like many silly rumors that I have been made aware of about the week: It was NOT shown at my wedding.
4. I think we can all agree that it was distasteful, even though that was not it's intention.
Once again, in the world that we live in where everyone thinks that they know everything, I want to be very clear... I am NOT defending the video. I agree with the overall consensus. But, to use another "pants" analogy... It seems that these days, misconception gets around the world before the actual truth even wakes up and gets it's pants on.
I want to say that, on behalf of my friends, family, and associative knuckleheads, I am deeply sorry to anyone who was offended by the video. Again, it was something that I was not made aware of. But, I do understand the reaction and, by association, I am holding myself accountable.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to share my thoughts. It really is a blessing to be able to speak directly to my true fans so that you can know exactly where I stand.-Justin
P.S. You can bet your ass that I'm having my friend do at least 100 hours of community service... Boom.
Bend over and suck on the dick in your box, Justin. 100 hours of community service? Please. Justin Huchel won't have time to do 100 hours of community service, because I'm pretty sure Mitt Romney has already hired Huchel to make the same kind of video for his inaugural ball.
Looks like Timbo never learned how to use an apostrophe.
I used to be a lover of the JT. I once made a comment here on DListed about how I wanted to eat his jizz like mayo on a sammich or some shit like that. But anyhoo... as years have gone on his douchery became clear to me. I've heard things about him (some from actual people I know who've met him) that prove nothing but the fact that he's made of Summer's Eve.
This apology was half assed and most probably written by his team of asshats. All he probably did was approve of it pool side as he and Biel basked in the sun during their honey moon.
And as a former fan who herself is a struggling single mom of three little kids, trying to make ends meet-- this disgusts me in many ways. These asshole's care about nothing but themselves. Because if they didn't- the video would have never been made.
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I do the occasional drive by posting...
but i will always have the heart of being
a durty heauxbag that is an ass up hair flipper
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Still pisses me off.
If he was so offended, he'd be a man at his own
wedding and have them stop the "film" whether
he knew the people or not. 2 Seconds of
viewing it, you knew the pathetic nature of it.
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Re: TelevisedRevolution
Janet was not just the "sister of his idol", SHE herself was his idol which makes shit even WORSE. Janet had NSYNC open up for her Velvet Rope tour which gave them their big break.
CandyPerfumeGirl
No way did a publicist write that. The grammar is horrible. It's definitely him and his poor home school teaching self he wrote it. Look at all the mentions of himself, Tennessee, his grandpa, SNL, the lame jokes. Definitely written by him.
Keep in mind the guy is married to his cousin, whom he's very close to.
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Also, his agent was invited to his wedding, and felt close enough to Justin to make this video in the first place.
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You think his real estate agent is some close friend that knows him? Give me a break.
I've been great friends with my agent for over 10 years. Why is that so hard to believe?
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:59pm.
I think the apology sounded (kinda) sincere, but I still think it's disgusting and irresponsible to spend 6.5 million dollars on a wedding when there are people out there like the people in this video.
I'm gonna let you in on a big secret, people get paid to throw this wedding. I know, I know, it's complicated, but people receive an income because of the services they provided at this wedding, thusly, stimulating the economy where putting that money under a mattress wouldn't.
It's his real estate agent. You people are insane.
You think his real estate agent is some close friend that knows him? Give me a break.
i wonder if he regrets spending a trillion dollars on a stupid wedding - he is going to lose money on this.
The WORST apology ever given. He is number one douche bag and an insincere one at that.
Yes I hate this fuck and sure it is personal, I know the kind of scum bag whore this little bitch really is and nothing and I mean nothing would make me cum more then to see this fucking prick GO DOWN. Okay I said it and only karma can make it right. Fuck him.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:13am.
Why did their wedding cake only have a bride on top? no groom?
cake lady wants to know.
Odd, huh? The photos look like an advert in Vanity Fair.
Submitted by Tigerlilly:
I have always agree with you 99.9% of the time and I could not have said it better. You are soooooooooooo right on this!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 7:14pm.
Meh, he's only sorry for the fact that the world now KNOWS FOR A FACT what a douchebag he is and how that will affect his $$$$. Personally, I hold him 100% accountable because your friends know your sense o humor and your boundaries ESPECIALLY during something like a wedding ceremony ESPECIALLY if you spent 6.5 million on that ceremony. No, those rich, entitled fucks were LAUGHING at homeless people shamelessly and I will guarantee not only will they do it again in the privacy of their own MANSIONS, they will laugh at the douche who Justin CLAIMS he will FORCE into community service for having to be around such people for 100 hours assuming even 1 hr. of that shit even happens. DOUCHE, DOUCHE, DOUCHE!
Submitted by EdDallas:
I love it and you are sooooooooooooooo right, good for you.
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Submitted by EdDallas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 7:00pm.
I think this is payback for what he did to Janet Jackson:
He let her take all of the heat and walked away. She took all of the heat and her career has never recovered. As someone said earlier, there's no way he didn't know what was going to happen. Like they didn't rehearse that shit a million times? It was the Super Bowl!
So, fuck him and karma is a bitch, you ugly nappy-headed wigger!
Boom!
This was also not a lapse in judgment. Not like the guy slipped during a speech, HE FUCKIUNG PLANNED THIS which means it didnt happen in the heat of the moment or was put together spontaneously in 5 minutes. This aint no lapse in judgment, it is distasteful and cruel and says somwrhing about your character or lack thereof. You just cant treat people like that, the operative word here being PEOPLE because that is what they are.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl:
You nailed that one right on, good for you, I agree and well said.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:07am.
Given the general hostility and disdain people and politicians have for the less fortunate in this country - as clearly evidenced by their draconian policy proposals - it does not surprise me at all that homeless people - most of whom are disabled or have mental illnesses - would become the butt of jokes for the rich and famous; entities to spit on and whose misfortune to mock.
The "apology" by Timbercock is nothing but a carefully worded write up by his overpaid publicist to save face. In private I bet he called up his real estate mogul friend telling him to tone it down or something because he is giving him a bad rep. In fact, I think this is how the conversation went:
"dude, what have you done? [LOL] The fucking press is on my back right now saying I am part of the 1% or some shit. [LOL]. Yeah yea....hahahahahaha...look that was pretty damn hilarious - jess and i were cracking up - but you know how it is. You gotta be careful with these things. Hahahahaha. So I talked to my publicist and they'll try to do some damage control which may, unfortunately, entail me having to berate you in public for what you did. LOL. Sorry dude, you know I love you but I can't sit on this. So my publicsit will call yours. Yeah...hahahaahaha....and we are still on for that weekend trip to the Aspens, right?"
Asshole. They are all part of the 1%. Everyone woh has any political power to make real laws and legislation is part of the 1%.
Submitted by mirky on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 7:41pm.
But their wedding album is awful the same! New Tomkat!
http://levipere.com/2012/10/27/album-di-nozze-biel-timberland-nuovi-tomk...
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Why did their wedding cake only have a bride on top? no groom?
cake lady wants to know.
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Submitted by kgbeta:
You are a fucking liar and you have to be on some kind of drug, so stop smoking the weed too. This is not about Mother Teresa, you stupid fucking retard, it is about that little shit Justin want-a-be can't sing-in-key out-of-time, tone-deaf POS no good fucking cocksucker who mocked the homeless etc. Now, get your fucking head out-of-your-ass and go fuck yourself for a 100 years and then die.
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Submitted by kgbeta on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:59pm.
How about donate some money to a homeless charity...or better yet, BUILD ONE with all of your millions of fucking dollars asshole.
This is a perfect example of why celebrity worship is so absurd -- bad people get admired for their freaking egos as opposed to Mother Teresa or someone who has actually dedicated their lives to helping people who are less fortunate.
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Well, Mother Teresa wasn't as saintly as most think. She was only concerned with her own "salvation" numbers, not actually helping anyone else. There are accounts of her denying kids basic medicine, which would have easily saved their lives, just to rack up the amount of people she converted before they died. Yet, when she got sick, homegirl didn't waste any time flying first class to get the best medical care money could buy in New York.
Given the general hostility and disdain people and politicians have for the less fortunate in this country - as clearly evidenced by their draconian policy proposals - it does not surprise me at all that homeless people - most of whom are disabled or have mental illnesses - would become the butt of jokes for the rich and famous; entities to spit on and whose misfortune to mock.
The "apology" by Timbercock is nothing but a carefully worded write up by his overpaid publicist to save face. In private I bet he called up his real estate mogul friend telling him to tone it down or something because he is giving him a bad rep. In fact, I think this is how the conversation went:
"dude, what have you done? [LOL] The fucking press is on my back right now saying I am part of the 1% or some shit. [LOL]. Yeah yea....hahahahahaha...look that was pretty damn hilarious - jess and i were cracking up - but you know how it is. You gotta be careful with these things. Hahahahaha. So I talked to my publicist and they'll try to do some damage control which may, unfortunately, entail me having to berate you in public for what you did. LOL. Sorry dude, you know I love you but I can't sit on this. So my publicsit will call yours. Yeah...hahahaahaha....and we are still on for that weekend trip to the Aspens, right?"
Asshole. They are all part of the 1%. Everyone woh has any political power to make real laws and legislation is part of the 1%.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
How about donate some money to a homeless charity...or better yet, BUILD ONE with all of your millions of fucking dollars asshole.
This is a perfect example of why celebrity worship is so absurd -- bad people get admired for their freaking egos as opposed to Mother Teresa or someone who has actually dedicated their lives to helping people who are less fortunate.
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Well, Mother Teresa wasn't as saintly as most think. She was only concerned with her own "salvation" numbers, not actually helping anyone else. There are accounts of her denying kids basic medicine, which would have easily saved their lives, just to rack up the amount of people she converted before they died. Yet, when she got sick, homegirl didn't waste any time flying first class to get the best medical care money could buy in New York.
Dick in a wig.
Complete and utter dickhole! Lets all collectively hope that karma kicks him in hard in the ass. Sooner rather than later!
I mean, Justin did marry Jessica Biel and that sort of counts as granting a Make-A-Wish wish. Right?
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:13pm.
jt is the same turd that ran far, far away after helping janet jackson expose her nips on natiional television...he was sorry then and he's sorry now..
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letinstar, my thoughts exactly whenever I see JT's face. he set up the sister of his idol and then acted like she was the whore of babylon and he had nothing to do with it. just laughing and pointing with the rest. thus his Ill career was made.
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When his solo career was beginning, he agreed to talk about de-virginizing Britney to get radio play. Britney had not, at this time, admitted that they had slept together. He is such a tool.
Try harder Timbalake..
Tevness.
However you look at it Timberlake is a butt ugly douche.
But their wedding album is awful the same! New Tomkat!
http://levipere.com/2012/10/27/album-di-nozze-biel-timberland-nuovi-tomk...
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:13pm.
jt is the same turd that ran far, far away after helping janet jackson expose her nips on natiional television...he was sorry then and he's sorry now..
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letinstar, my thoughts exactly whenever I see JT's face. he set up the sister of his idol and then acted like she was the whore of babylon and he had nothing to do with it. just laughing and pointing with the rest. thus his Ill career was made.
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God don't like ugly.
It makes total sense that Huchel works for Rick Hilton. Same empathy for the little people, same strict morals.
Well, I always thought that Janet Jackson was the one who supposed he should bare her breast. Why else would she wear a funky nipple ring? I don't blame him for that nor this, I just think he's strange as well as his wife, they seem to lead very boring and shallow lives.
Meh, he's only sorry for the fact that the world now KNOWS FOR A FACT what a douchebag he is and how that will affect his $$$$. Personally, I hold him 100% accountable because your friends know your sense o humor and your boundaries ESPECIALLY during something like a wedding ceremony ESPECIALLY if you spent 6.5 million on that ceremony. No, those rich, entitled fucks were LAUGHING at homeless people shamelessly and I will guarantee not only will they do it again in the privacy of their own MANSIONS, they will laugh at the douche who Justin CLAIMS he will FORCE into community service for having to be around such people for 100 hours assuming even 1 hr. of that shit even happens. DOUCHE, DOUCHE, DOUCHE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh shut your shit hole already...geez
I think this is payback for what he did to Janet Jackson:
He let her take all of the heat and walked away. She took all of the heat and her career has never recovered. As someone said earlier, there's no way he didn't know what was going to happen. Like they didn't rehearse that shit a million times? It was the Super Bowl!
So, fuck him and karma is a bitch, you ugly nappy-headed wigger!
Boom!
I don't buy one single sentence. Here's why, and I am reaching back. When that whole Superbowl thing exploded with Janet he made such a concerted effort to distance himself with the performance. There is no way in hell I would believe for one second that someone of Janet's caliber would not have rehearsed that and he knew what he was doing. Don't get me wrong, I like his music but I think his ethics are fucked up. You don't run and hide, face your shit and own up to it like the man you espouse in your music and image that you portray.
Sorry, but no way no how was this sincere. What about it seems genuine? A lapse in judgement not meant to be insensitive? A good ole down to earth boy with empathy would see nothing but discust in his "friend" using these people as a joke for filthy rich snobs. I understand a mistake to be forgetting to call someone back or giving incorrect info by accident, etc - not spending time and energy to orchestrate such a video. Remember, after caught it is always wrong; so says the one apologizing. It was not shown at the wedding? Yeah, I am sure it was not on display at the church. He did not say it was not shown. Perhaps at the reception or one of the many parties hosted that week.
Oh wait! The great JT is going to make his friend do at least 100hrs of community service. This CONDESCENDING little fucktard. Oh how sincere! Now go back to your million $ honeymoon and thank your lucky stars you have money to waste and are not exploited on the streets by assholes like you and your friends.
I think he's an asshole, but think about all the dumbshit people do at weddings including your own. Would you really want to be held accountable for their actions?
Not to mention, on this site, haven't we all poked fun at the mentally ill, homeless, etc.?
Hmm. Sorry you got caught? Check. Lame apology composed by your publicist's assistant? Check. Still a douche? Check.
So long-winded... did he sit there and type this dissertation on his phone? Jeepers! That video is so tasteless I can't even... his friend should pat himself on the back for coming up with the stupidest idea for a wedding joke, EVAH!
"Bend over and suck on the dick in your box, Justin." - this, MK!
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I couldn’t agree with you more. This fucking arrogant little prick has always had ZERO talent, answers an ad for a teen boy band & has no training at all, couldn’t sing-in-key live then and can’t to this day. He is nothing but lucky and he sorry BUT? This fucking punk is not sorry, only that people outside of his click, discovered the video.
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Submitted by femguide on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:54pm.
How about donate some money to a homeless charity...or better yet, BUILD ONE with all of your millions of fucking dollars asshole.
This is a perfect example of why celebrity worship is so absurd -- bad people get admired for their freaking egos as opposed to Mother Teresa or someone who has actually dedicated their lives to helping people who are less fortunate.
Ahhh, the ole "wise man/grandpa once told me" bullshit!
A-hole!
Chris Kirkpatrick said none of the guys from Nsync were invited- that Justin didn't want an "Nsync reunion" to overshadow the wedding. How awful is that?? Joey Fatone invited them all to his wedding and didn't worry about it.
I think Justin himself didn't want to be overshadowed.
I can't believe some people are saying his apology sounds "sincere". He was making jokes throughout the entire "apology" like he's more concerned about appearing "witty" rather than expressing genuine disgust about the video.
Plus, he kept saying stuff like "i'm sorry BUT..." and then go on to dismiss the offensive of it by calling it a "silly video" and talk about things being "misunderstood" and then wrapping it up by saying he's making his friend do "community service" like us non-rich folks are supposed to be just so grateful that his friend is going to be forced into helping poor people as some kind of ...punishment or something for this.
How about donate some money to a homeless charity...or better yet, BUILD ONE with all of your millions of fucking dollars asshole.
This is a perfect example of why celebrity worship is so absurd -- bad people get admired for their freaking egos as opposed to Mother Teresa or someone who has actually dedicated their lives to helping people who are less fortunate.
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Homeless people?!?! Oh No =O
*plays tiny violin*
(next scene)
*skips down street with arm full of shopping bags while upbeat music plays* =D
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:08pm.
<"because I'm pretty sure Mitt Romney has already hired Huchel to make the same kind of video for his inaugural ball.">
Well, there sure are hundreds and hundreds of thousands of more of them on street corners or in soup lines to film these days, aren't there.
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Thankfully soup kitchens don't serve Chinese food as it would be a cruel reminder of where Mittens sent their jobs.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:13pm.
jt is the same turd that ran far, far away after helping janet jackson expose her nips on natiional television...he was sorry then and he's sorry now...
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Yup, somewhere secretly eating a cheeseburger with a smile on her face is Janet Jackson.
I do give him props for apologizing but as my mom always said, you get judged by the company you keep. If his friend thought it was funny, no doubt so did Justin and his manly bride.
What DiamondDogs said x2. I still dont like him either.
I bet he laught his ass off when he saw it though!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:09pm.
YAAAAAAASSSS ITA on all points
I just wonder though...if he was making a reference about NSYNC not coming to his wedding? as in 'not all my friends came, and I got shit about who was left off the guest list, so this is extra ironically humorous.'