Lil Wayne Just Keeps Having Seizures
Lil Wayne was on a flight from somewhere to somewhere last night when he had a seizure and the pilot had to make an emergency landing in Texas. Lil Wayne's rep said that was suffering from extreme migraines and dehydration. Yeah, migraine and dehydration. That's what his rep is going with. Anypullmydickharderwhydontyou, then today, Wayne got back on a plane headed to LAX and his body decided to not cooperate again. Wayne had an encore seizure while on the flight to LAX and the flight had to land in Louisiana.
TMZ says that when they landed in Louisiana, Wayne was taken to a hospital in Kenner and was treated there for a good minute before he was released. Wayne's rep denies that he had a second seizure and says he's been resting at home with a migraine. But TMZ isn't backing down and they are sticking with their story that Wayne made two trips to seizure-ville in 24 hours.
I'm not even going to speculate about what's causing Wayne's body to freak out. It could be one Purple Drank too many. It could be some condition none of us know about. It could be because his mega sperm hasn't fertilized an egg in the past 48 hours and it tried to jump out of his body. ("But I thought you weren't going to speculate." - you "Stop narc-ing on me, shit!" - me) I don't know what it is, but Wayne should probably stay off a plane, lay down face up and make one of his assistants pour an entire Sparkletts water jug into his mouth. Oh, and he should also get a pussy massager to work on his temples:
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"Hospital" in Kenner, LA?
Oh my.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:09am.
With all due respect, not everybody with epilepsy knows they have it. Even seizures aren't always correctly diagnosed as epilepsy, but sometimes are mistaken for other things. That's especially likely if you have other health issues such as hypoglycemia
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With all due respect, not everybody with misandry knows they have it. Even people-slapping-you-in-the-head aren't always correctly diagnosed as being an asshole, but sometimes are mistaken for other things. That's especially likely if you have other mental issues such as assholeishness, and holycuntalmightyosis.
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Now Migraineuse and Karen Flatts is both some DListed bitches I've had history with and defended in the past and I stand by my DListed bitches but in the immortal words of Rodney King, "Can't we all get along?"
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:09am.
With all due respect, not everybody with epilepsy knows they have it. Even seizures aren't always correctly diagnosed as epilepsy, but sometimes are mistaken for other things. That's especially likely if you have other health issues such as hypoglycemia
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With all due respect, not everybody with misandry knows they have it. Even people-slapping-you-in-the-head aren't always correctly diagnosed as being an asshole, but sometimes are mistaken for other things. That's especially likely if you have other mental issues such as assholeishness, and holycuntalmightyosis.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Those are huge balls on that adorable black and white kitteh....I have a macho kitty with big balls like that too, I nicknamed him Nuts (real name Sugar Bear)
I don't give a shit whether this fool lives or dies, but that kitten vid is cute!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:33pm.
The problem there is why would he hide it?
There is still a stigma about epilpsy. Sad but it is there. And I do believe that for any entertainer to get insurance for a particular job, they have to prove they are in good health.
Michael Fox hid his disease for years.
Lol GG, elastic pants.. Must be from the old lady section at walmart.
It took over 14 years to get my epilepsy properly diagnosed. If I hadn't had a seizure in the Dr's office I might still be undiagnosed. I had one while hooked up to the damn EEG & it didn't register.
Epilepsy is scary for people, as is anything involving the brain. A lot of people don't want to admit they have it because they think it makes them weak.
Keep drinking Sizzrup,Dumbshit.
Those kitties were gorgeous! :)
Seriously, Wayne, get some help.
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It's a good rule in life to assume that the most obvious, common-sense explanation is the truth. Only when you can disprove the most obvious explanation should you explore alternatives.
Dude's been busted multiple times for dope, including pot, coke, and ecstasy. Moreover, just look at him. If it were something like epilepsy, his peeps would say so. "Seizures and exhaustion" just sounds like BS.
ERMAHGERD - I just noticed foolio here is wearing ELASTIC WAISTED PANTS!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Keeping it real? Real stupid. What's next - walking around with a streamer of tp floating out of your ass crack?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by ABCDEFGHIJulie on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 10:01am.
Following up on what sugarmyst said, migranes and epilespy are related. They treat them with the same drugs.
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True, when my son first started getting seizures it was right after a migrane when he was 5 yrs old. Now he no longer gets migranes, but still has seizures when off meds.
The definition of epilepsy is given to anyone who has two or more events of seizures. The cause of those seizures of course varies widely, but no matter if the cause is genetic, migranes, idiopathic, from a brain lesion, etc, it's still called epilepsy.
OT that ad for foster children gives me the sads. Has anyone here ever been a foster parent?
I would be so pissed if my plane got delayed to accommodate an asshole who OD'd.
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I think he was on his own private jet so there was no inconvenience to anyone.
I think all he needs is a good bath and hair washing and some new clothes. He seems weighed down by all the dirt and fug on him. And maybe clean that gold grill on his teefs. That should take care of the headaches.
joanne said "I wish he would pull up his pants."
well, he is either keeping it "real"
or he is advertising his availability to anyone daring enough to "take a ride"
that little creep sure knows how to look like the crazy guy who lives at the landfill.
I wish he would pull up his pants.
I'm not here for Snow White's bastard dwarf son with Sleepy Dwarf, I just love the kitties.
With all due respect, not everybody with epilepsy knows they have it. Even seizures aren't always correctly diagnosed as epilepsy, but sometimes are mistaken for other things. That's especially likely if you have other health issues such as hypoglycemia.
He may have been told he was OK by a doctor when he really wasn't. It's happened to me before.
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After he caused the first flight to have to make an emergency landing, costing thousands of dollars and inconveniencing EVERYONE else on board, perhaps the stupid fuck might have wanted to make sure he was safe to travel again before he caused the SECOND flight to have to make an emergency landing, costing thousands of dollars and inconveniencing EVERYONE else on board.
I don't suppose he's footing the bill, right?
I hate this mush-mouth gargoyle fuck.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Migraines and epilepsy are related, yes.
Also, it is speculated that migraines have something to do with a genetic weakness in blood vessel walls, which would make flying dangerous for severely migrainous people. They are at increased risk of stroke as well.
-- Person with Migraines who currently can't fly because of them
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:53pm.
Ugh, Lil Wayne is fug concentrate.
LMFAO!
can someone convincingly provide a reason these idiots shuffle along because their friggin pants are hanging below their asscracks.
Following up on what sugarmyst said, migranes and epilespy are related. They treat them with the same drugs.
If he indeed has a seizure disorder, he needs to step up and take care. He's had at least 2 incidents and if that's not a wakeup call, he's a bigger idiot than he appears. Also, that look is sooo 90's.
It's not rocket science people, he has epilepsy. My son has it and it sucks. Medication controls it though, hopefully lil wayne's doctors let him know this.
With that stupid ass grill, homeys breaf probably STINKS! I say it's the jelly that used to be his teeth encased in that dumb ass grill is dripping into his body and his body is saying NO! Niki Minaj's face isn't full of fillers and that's why it's frozen, it's because she has to hang out with dying jelly teeth here.
What a drag.
Submitted by jelliebean on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:31am.
I only tuned in for the KITTEHS! This is why I love you MK. And I love how the bottom pussy was toward the end of the massage:
"Oh no your not done sister! Put those paws back to werk"
YES YES YES THEH KITTHES.
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They should've dropped him off in the middle of West texas and let him fend for his fuktard self.
Seizures can be the first indication of a brain tumor. Happened to my best friend who had metastisized breast cancer, and an ex-roommate. Serious stuff man.
i can't say i'm a fan but i hope he's recovering. that said, this post was hilarious - i lost it at two trips to seizure-ville. only michael k can make health issues funny.
Lil' Pig needs to seize and die. Total disgusting waste of protoplasm.
how much does that kitten charge for half an hour?
Here's a seizure he should have: he should seize his overpants and pull them up over his underpants and stop playing the undignified fool!!
fug concentrate - ahahahaha! best comment, WR!
I only tuned in for the KITTEHS! This is why I love you MK. And I love how the bottom pussy was toward the end of the massage:
"Oh no your not done sister! Put those paws back to werk"
Weezy needs to lay off sippin on the sizzzurp.
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I get fucking terrible migraines regularly, but I've never had a seizure.
He's probably just withdrawing from the sauce or something.
And I just saw Silent Hill Revelation, freaking awesome movie.
6 months after my second child was born, i had 3 day migraine that developed into grand mal seizures. all i'm saying is it could be true.
That route doesn't make sense .
Sounds like the plane was having seizures too
I would be so pissed if my plane got delayed to accommodate an asshole who OD'd. Dehydration my ass.
Dude probably just keeps looking in a mirror, which causes his heart to seize up...
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Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:28pm.
isn't that just the normal transformation from Mogwi to gremlin?
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Great! Effin thank ya for buying me my ticket to hell for laughing at that shit. :-D
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Leave the sizzurp alone and you wouldn't have these problems.
Ugh I started having seizures out of nowhere last year (26) and they are horrifying :( Stacey Keibler I think had a big one too.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:53pm.
I think wearing your belt around your thighs cuts off your blood flow!
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