Sunday, October 28th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Julia Roberts (45)
Devon Murray (24)
Frank Ocean (25)
Justin Guarini (34)
Joaquin Phoenix (38)
Dayanara Torres (38)
Trista Rehn (40)
Brad Paisley (40)
Ben Harper (43)
Andy Richter (46)
Jami Gertz (47)
Lauren Holly (49)
Daphne Zuniga (50)
Stephen Morris (55)
Bill Gates (57)
Annie Potts (60)
Ronnie and Donnie Galyon (61)
Bruce Jenner (63)
Telma Hopkins (64)
Dennis Franz (68)
Jane Alexander (73)
Joan Plowright (83)
Cleo Laine (85)
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All I can say is perfect reverse cowgirl...
HB Annie Potts.
Don't forget to put on extra rings when you slap JR, everyone. Hate her }: p
Hahahahahhaha! *breathing* Bwahahahahahaha!! Hate this arrogant bitch! Ophelia's evil twin is right: "eat, pray and die bitch"!
Eat. Pray. Fuck off and die. Bitch.
I never get tired of reading the DListers dissing Horseface stories... so if you got any new ones - spill! ;)
Julia Roberts is only 45? I thought she was at least ten years older. She and her big-ass mouth and nails-on-a-chalkboard laugh have been around forfuckingever.
Will you guys please tell some of the stories you've heard about her being a mega bitch? I'm dying to know!!!
HB annie potts
Look.......WHORIA is riding her real Mom! How cute.
No, I can't insult horses like that. They are beautiful creatures, and this bitch is definately NOT. I hope she loses all of her money and some other whore steals her idiot husband right in front of her.
Sinjin, I couldn't figure out what bothered me about that biotch Caroline on Real Housewives....but you nailed it. She tries to look/act like bitchface Roberts with her bucked teef. Ugh.
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Submitted by MissDior on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 2:43pm.
I always thought I was the only one who despised Julia with every bit of my heart. I never understood how she was "Americas Sweetheart" because I just want to drive my fist through her throat. That open mouth head back laugh makes me IRATE. Thanks for validating my sheer hate, Dlisters.
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Sandra Bullock is America's Sweetheart now. Sandra long ago snatched that title away from Julia when The Proposal and The Blind Side came out in the same year and each grossed more money than any Julia Roberts movie ever had. Then shortly after Sandra won the Oscar.
That bitch Julia is going to be stomping her hooves next year when Sandra Bullock's upcoming film "Gravity" grosses over 200 million and wins her another Oscar. CAN'T WAIT!
OK, I must be the only one who likes Julia Roberts here.
It's only because I've been told I resemble her...so I don't like reading fug comments about her.
But her movies do usually blow.
lemme get to the point:
fuck off julia roberts you POS & take your crappy movies w/ you.
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Submitted by LettucePrey on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 1:38pm.
Horse teeth: ONE THIRD OF HER EFFING MUG!!!
LOL! Great set of chompers though!
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"Reverse Witchgirl" Julia's favorite man-stealin' position.
I'll go ahead and show myself out.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
I always thought I was the only one who despised Julia with every bit of my heart. I never understood how she was "Americas Sweetheart" because I just want to drive my fist through her throat. That open mouth head back laugh makes me IRATE. Thanks for validating my sheer hate, Dlisters.
Keep safe all those in the path of the big bad storm, hope it's less of an event than they're making it out, but thinking of you all, here in New Zealand.
She's got a similar trap as that faux rich Bev.Hills housewife with the dead husband. (Can't be bothered to look up thier names.)
Jules favors my ex, so I am enjoying the reverse cowgirl action.
Ohhh, can't stand that Julia twatface.
It would have been more fitting to have her sitting on a braying donkey. This is what I hear whenever she opens her gaping maw...
http://youtu.be/EI4mutjhwJI
I see MK being subtle with the horse imagery
Oooooooooooh! *preps cup of cherry marzipan tea and anticipates all the delicious snark*
Happiest of birthdays to Annie Potts!
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HB Frank, Joaquin (forever hot slut), Annie, Jane, Joan and the other birthday sluts today.
Happy birthday to the pre-diva Julia (who is no more), lol
Everyone in the path of the storm, keep safe!
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I wonder if Julia Roberts will steal another woman's husband for a nice birthday gift? Fucking bitch.
GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE ON THE EAST COAST!!! So glad I moved back to California but wishing everyone the best.
Horse teeth: ONE THIRD OF HER EFFING MUG!!!
Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator was fucking hot - so for that - HB!
How old is Bruce Jenner's face? 5- 6 years tops?
I used to love Jami Gertz. Now she annoys the fuck out of me.
Brad Paisley. My man gets told he looks like him all the time... lol
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It is the night, my body's weak
I'm on the run, no time for sleep
I've got to ride, ride like the wind
To be free again
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 1:13pm.
agirl, I hope you stocked up on candles, food, batteries and an evacuation plan.
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And lube and booze! Thanks, yes I have everything I need and fortunately where I live is not near the water and well above sea level. I just heard there is a 50% chance the subways will flood. Thirteen foot waves already and the storm is 1000 miles in diameter! DAYUM!
agirl, I hope you stocked up on candles, food, batteries and an evacuation plan.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Juston Guarini! That's a name I haven't heard in a while!
Off topic - this storm coming to NYC is FUCKING TERRIFYING! Subways closing at 7pm (that's only the 2nd time ever that they have done that) and mandatory evacuations for people living near the water. SHIT! MK got out just in time!
Signed,
Scared in New York City
The photographer hates her demanding ass. What a surprise.
Is that her before her many plastic surgeries? Nose looks completely different. Altho I must say, the photog who got Witchy McHorseface to sit for this pic is BRILLIANT. He/she should run for president of the whole world.
OTOH, Trista Rehn? Really??? Have we stooped that low? We're really scraping the bottom of the 'celebrity' barrel,aren't we?
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
UGH. Crappy birthday to Ghoulia. HB to everyone else. Particularly Jane Alexander. Shame she's not in more stuff.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Julia Roberts is a megabitch. No HBD for you *in Soup Nazi voice* HBD to Bill Gates and Joaquin Phoenix. Bruce Jenner looks like he fell in a vat of acid.
TexnDoc -- I'll probably get rocks thrown at me, but I think Jane Alexander is the better actress.
Oh, look, it's horsey Julia Roberts sitting on a horse. How appropos!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Ha, riding a horse she's probably related to whilst wearing Lucifer's hooves.
HB Brad Paisley and Frank Ocean.
Julia Roberts can suck it.
HB to Jami Gertz,Joaquin Phoenix, Annie Potts and Joan Plowright.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I loathe this woman.
Happy Birthday to everyone else.
HB Jane Alexander. She and Meryl Streep broke big about the same time and it was of course Meryl who skyrocketed. Jane always did "suffering roles" so well. I had read in "Kramer vs Kramer" it was sort of a toss up which actress would play which part. Meryl got the tearful court scene and the Oscar.
Look at her riding herself. God, I despise her.
HB to Frank Ocean.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Oh MK, you have such a talent for finding the most wonderfully awful photos!