The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 30th!

JLo made Casper Smart walk home after he had been a vewwy, vewwy bad bear. - Reesey C

Runners-up:

Dear Doug Hutchinson: I don't think that's what Courtney Stodden meant when she said to walk a mile in her shoes. - Johnny Boy

Not to be outdone by super storm Sandy, Super Sucio Sally goes on the ho stroll. - MILF

The Octo-spawn who watched his mom diddle her biscuit finally managed to wash away the psychological scars by riding out Hurricane Sandy. - skabazzle

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Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 9:32pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:55am.

Skabazzle...that was GD funny!

Well done you dirty Hor Bags

Thank you, Whamo! Jeez I haven't been on the D in a couple of days - I didn't even realize I got a runner-up for this one! Woo!

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by justincase on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:58am.

I could not think of one funny thing to say about this funny visual but I knew some Dlisted wags would make me laugh this morning. Ta, horz!

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:52am.

Hahaha way to go winners!! Hilarious! LMAO @ "Dear Doug"

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:25am.

Skabazzle...that was GD funny!

Well done you dirty Hor Bags

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:18am.

LOL @ Reesey.

Submitted by Reesey C on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:58am.

Thanks Randé!

Submitted by megc74 on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 2:27am.

Walk of Shame?
more like, the Crawl of Lame

Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 1:44am.

With his Octomom in rehab, McCai gets the fuck out of dodge.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:05pm.

When Tommy rolled over in the morning he found his bed empty, One of his tricks somehow managed to sleep walk his way out of the compound.

Submitted by Spkheller on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:33pm.

CoCo's brother, NoNo, made his own home video of the storm.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:32pm.

Joe Simpson takes his obsession with looking young way over the line.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:32pm.

Immediately after hearing that his talkshow was canceled, Anderson Cooper braved the cold weather and ran straight to his mommy's house for condolences cuddles.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:20pm.

The Dutch McDonalds Halloween cheeseburger giveaway for the best baby costume somehow got lost in translation.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:17pm.

The story behind the name of Russian hipster band Not Getting Any Pussy Riot is actually straightforward and free of irony.

Submitted by upstatestruggler on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:09pm.

In Mother Russia, diaper wears you

"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 8:57pm.

Until that moment, Taylor Swift didn't believe in love at first sight...

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 8:32pm.

Ryan Lochte is sticking to his guns when it comes to his promise of community outreach and telling kids that it is OK not only to pee in the pool but, also, to pee in the snow.

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Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 7:50pm.

Unfortunately, just before Sandy's landfall, all the bread, bottled water, and batteries were gone from the grocery store, so Sam made do with some diapers and a McDonald's run.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 7:47pm.

When Dmitry's mother refused to stop breastfeeding and co-sleeping as part of her adhesion to attachment parenting, he finally left her.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 7:46pm.

Tito Ortiz scours Russian back alleys for a plastic surgeon willing to perform vaginal rejuvenation on Jenna Jameson's nasty old cooch.

Submitted by theneen on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 6:28pm.

snookie's baby makes his great escape...

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I am > you.

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 6:22pm.

Honestly dude it's cool, anybody can order a Happy Meal...

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 6:12pm.

"I swear to God, this is the LAST time I will ever walk to Tom Cruise's house, I mean MY house in my underpants." ~Jason Sullivan

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 6:27pm.

Vladimir was too clever to be put off by McDonald's Moscow's Happy Meal age guidelines.

Submitted by Reesey C on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 6:05pm.

JLo made Casper Smart walk home after he had been a vewwy, vewwy bad bear.

Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 6:02pm.

The Octo-spawn who watched his mom diddle her biscuit finally managed to wash away the psychological scars by riding out Hurricane Sandy.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:31pm.

Inconti-Nancy.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:29pm.

"YNKEH BEKOH" is Russian for "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service."

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:28pm.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's love-child with Brigitte Nielsen, conceived during her 1985 acting stints in Rocky IV and Red Sonja, comes forward.

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:24pm.

I could understand the bib if it was delicious and juicy In-N-Out, but McEarthworms? WTF?

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:20pm.

"This is THE LAST TIME I listen to Steven Tyler when he tells me to "Walk This Way."

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:13pm.

In former Soviet Russia Happy Meal buy YOU!

Submitted by Strepsi on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:12pm.

This new Adam Sandler movie looks just as infantile, bleak, and full of product placement as the others.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:02pm.

The walk of McShame.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:02pm.

Tolstoy's lesser known classic, "War and Pees"

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:55pm.

Whenever he's teething and fussy, Boris always finds comfort in a Happy Meal.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:47pm.

The annual success of the seasonally offered McRib sandwich led McDonald's to introduce the McBabyBackRib.

Submitted by Kdubya1971 on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:45pm.

Hoping to stay undetected, one of Octomom's kids make a run for it! Whatevs!

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:44pm.

Russia's version of Let's Make A Deal is filmed on location at McDonald's.

Submitted by MILF on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:44pm.

Not to be outdone by superstorm Sandy, Super Sucio Sally goes on the ho stroll.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:38pm.

"Dammit! I forgot the bonnet. Now this outfit is just plain stupid."

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:08pm.

It was evident that Vladimir was going through the "terrible twenty-two's" after he threw a tantrum over getting the wrong happy meal toy.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:32pm.

To accommodate the growing number of adult baby prostitutes, Pampers introduces its new line, "Pampers Street-Walkers."

Submitted by Spider73 on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:30pm.

People in Russia will do anything to get the Happy Meal discount.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:29pm.

Russian mail order brides are sure getting younger and younger...

Submitted by alexccdexter on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:20pm.

octo mom called she wants her kids back baby daddy

Submitted by killerswan on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:21pm.

The return of the E Hollywood Story brings us a look into the life of one of Octomom's offspring, now forty and hooking for burgers.

Submitted by Ida Smackter on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:17pm.

Beanie Baby from Chenobyl.

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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:16pm.

He knows a sure shortcut to CRUISE's mansion....

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:15pm.

Cross country hissy-fitting a winter olympic sport?! I could do this.