Jermaine Jackson Doesn't Want To Be A "Jackson" Anymore
Jermaine Jackson named 2 out of his 9 children Jermajesty and Jaafar, so he obviously has his doctorate in Fucked Up Names and he's at it again. This time Jermaine Jackson is dipping his own last name in liquid foolery. The L.A. Times says that Jermaine has gone to court and asked them to let him legally change his last name from Jackson to Jacksun. Yes, JackSUN. That sounds like the name of a lube made of orange juice. We all know that Jermaine is changing his name because he is crazy and suffers from chronic attention whoreism, but he claims he's doing it for "artistic reasons."
If you read that last part as "artistic raisin" and then looked up at that picture, this story probably makes even more sense to you.
Before Jermaine Jackson officially becomes Jermaine Jacksun, a judge has to approve it, he has to announce his new last name in a publication and there has to be a public hearing where anyone can object the change. In other words, bitch is going to attention whore the shit out of this name change.
Jermaine Jackson looks like the broken condom baby of a chewed up piece of steak fat and the sun, so changing the "son" in his last name to "sun" is fitting. You know, though, I shouldn't challenge the decision making skills of a California Raisin who can work every sparkle on a Zales tennis bracelet and who fills his hairline in with a Sharpie. Jermaine styles his hair to look like a melting tire, so I shouldn't question him on anything. The bitch knows what he's doing.
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Another Jackson family frootcake.What is it with
these people? and what's with his plastic scrubbing brush hair and penned on sides?
Tevness.
He needs to upgrade those eyebrows to match that super macho hairline!
Lol Tigerlilly.
Yeah, change the spelling of your name because you don't look or sound ignorant enough, yet.
How about Pacsun? Maybe you can get free product from that hip, happening store. It would look bitchen with your "hair."
someone tell this tool that a sharpie aint for coloring in your hair.
dumbass.
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He must go to the same hairdresser as John Revolta.
he Does look like he has "snap on hair" :)
how /what has he done to make that massively noticeably delineation along his forehead/ear area?
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Hot mess. I can smell fumes of rubber burning wafting off the screen.
Let me get it, parents or guardians can come up with the most silly name possible (moon unit, pilot inspektor, Diva muffin, apple…) to shower upon their offspring, however, if the kid wants to stop this abuse and change his/ hers name, they have to get permission from a judge and then wait to see if some other person in this world doesn’t object to what is obviously their personal, private, and non-of-other-people’s-business, decision?!
They're all dripping in diamonds, silk and Piaget since Michael died. Fuck, what a racket.
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Who was the funny hor who said he looked like a Lego with snap-on hair? Every time I see this jive turkey I think of that.
LMAO at Whamo's "LaToya Corndog".
With his history of being a deadbeat, he should change his name to Jerrentislate!! Meanwhile, I guess one advantage of coloring your hair ONTO your head is no wig slippage?
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:45pm.
Janet will now be known as Janet Jacksone
Tito will be known as Tito Jaxson
And not quite getting the jist of it LaToya will now be know as LaToya Corndog.
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And Papa Joseph will be known as Joseph Jackoff.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:45pm.
Janet will now be known as Janet Jacksone
Tito will be known as Tito Jaxson
And not quite getting the jist of it LaToya will now be know as LaToya Corndog.
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And Papa Joseph will be known as Joseph Jackoff.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I hope when I'm in my 60's I'll have better things to do.
But this family doesn't change their style, eh? Michael was in those socks till death, Latoya has stayed true to the plastic look, Tito maintains his jazz hats and Jermaine's melting plastic Vaseline hair is here forever. The only difference is Micheal's look served him... very well.
The only person who changes it up is Janet, you don't know if she's going to be Efie from Dream girls or not. She keeps me guessing...
Janet will now be known as Janet Jacksone
Tito will be known as Tito Jaxson
And not quite getting the jist of it LaToya will now be know as LaToya Corndog.
When the host of the jazz station I listen to reported on this, he followed with, "I always thought Jermaine was the sane Jackson. Now I'm going to have to through my support behind Tito." LMAO!
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Mofo can't pay child support but he has a diamond bracelet!
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Oh my god, he has G.I Joe hair!
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Instead of paying his child support he is wasting money on shit like this to get attention.
Jiffy Pop Popcorn anyone?
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Y'all BITCHES is just JELLY, JELLY, JELLY H8Rs! That hairline is a work of ART! ART I SAY!!!! I'm particularly fond of the little 'swirl' that his Sharpie sideburns are. Don't even ACT like you whores could master that technique because you CAN'T and you ALL hate yourselves for it. Deep down inside you know you do.
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His hairline does look like it's filled in with a sharpie, LOL Does he really need all that to change his name, or is that only for the Jacksons? He should change it to "JerBORED with LIFEsun" - it would suit him much better! ;D
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The glue is slipping on his side burn. Betta stick that back down.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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He is one ugly guy. WTF did he do to his face an that hair! It looks like he took out a can on spraypaint.
After Micheal had his hair tattooed back on following the "Pepsi Melt Down", I guess Jermaine and Pappa Joe thought it was "cool" to tattoo their own hair on as well. Pappa Joe's eyebrows and stash just look evil. Just like when that whole fucked up family stole Diana Ross' nose (*side eyeing Michael, Janet and LaToya*). What's next?? Lady Xerox tatting pubes on her vajaja?
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Jermaine and Michael used to be so phyne. When they hit the scene there wasn't a girls wall that wasn't plastered with photos of the Jackson 5. I will never understand WTF possessed them to butcher their selves so (LaToya, I'm call you out too). I could spend a good 20-30 minutes (of my life that I wouldn't get back) trying to figure out what the hell is going on with Jermaine's face and hair. How could you pay someone to do that to you?
Simply bizarre!
Dude has some serious "DEVO" hair going on.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Whether Jackson or Jacksun, he is fucked forever.
Ouu! I like his bracelet. Gimme!
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Joe Jackson should rot in hell for producing a generation of effed up kids. Michael may have had the talent and carried the rest around like luggage but how sad they all feel entitled to a piece of the estate pie. They are all parasites.
He wants to change his name but I guarantee he still wants one named Jackson's money.
Instead of changing his name, he should probably work on that hair and the madness he is doing to his face.
I knew about jermajesty but jaafar? Really bitch!? Was he smoking a bowl while watching Aladdin? For shame. Hopefully his kids change their names in the future.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 4:44pm.
He is sportin Travolta hair
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Flush this irrelevant turd.
Meh. Hairgelmaine is just doing this thinking he can avoid getting sued by creditors by changing a letter. Just another example of the stupid things poorly educated people with money will do.
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 5:41pm.
What does this guy think when he looks in the mirror? I would really like to know.
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By looking at his hair, I think he is getting ready for another "close encounters of the third kind" event. He just can't help himself! He sees the Devil's Tower everywhere!
What does this guy think when he looks in the mirror? I would really like to know.
who fills his hairline in with a Sharpie
Spot the fuck on.
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 5:16pm.
lol Whamo!
and yes I sang along.
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 4:58pm.
10 - Jazz Hands (just the hand motion, no verbal component)
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loloooooollllllll I WANT THIS TO BE MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, reminds me of that Simpsons episode.
Jermaine obviously got his hair gel mixed up with his shoe polish.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 5:14pm.
hey there Deb! my theory? the entire Jackson family fell asleep at a Halloween party and the kids had a pumpkin carving contest.
i am fully convinced that Jermaine's face was the inspiration for the "Saw" dummy. Fully convinced.
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He should definitely change his name to Artistic Raisin.
lol Whamo!
and yes I sang along.
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