QOTD: Dina Lohan Hates Cocaine
The world collectively shrugged when Lindsay Lohan said that her mom was on coke during a drunken mess of a call to her piece of trash father after partying most of the night. This was a surprise to no one, because you don't get nostrils like that just from breathing in air, bitch. Nostrils don't lie. Oh, but LiLo's mom White Oprah says they do. The cocaine industry's Mother of Every Year told Entertainment Tonight that she cried out real tears when LiLo accused her of inhaling the bad shit and she's glad that her daughter finally told the truth. Today's daily laugh is powered by this:
"Absolutely lied. We were having an argument, it escalated. She just wanted to hurt me at that moment. You know, mothers [and] daughters, we fight. I hate cocaine. I don't do cocaine.
I'm so proud of her for telling the truth because it destroyed me. I mean, I cried for weeks. It just hurt me so bad and she knew how horrible that was, and she came clean and told the truth that she lied. I'm very proud of her for that, which is very difficult to have to do. There's so much more to the story than the public sees, and it takes its toll on my children and myself, and we're just trying to move forward."
White Oprah went on to say, "No, I really, really hate cocaine. I hate cocaine more than I hate working and that says a lot. Wait, do you have any coke on you? I'm only asking because I can't even be in the same room with the stuff. I don't even know what it looks like! But if you have any, give it to me and I'll throw it away in the bathroom. While I'm flushing that Satan powder down the toilet in the bathroom, you might hear me snorting and sniffling. That's just me having an allergic reaction to cocaine. Yes, I'm allergic to it. Cocaine even hates me! No, seriously, do you have any?"
And every coke dealer in the Long Island area is extra sad today. White Oprah just denied their beautiful relationship. This is like when the dude you've been hooking up with for weeks ignores you in the bar. What a cold cokehead that White Oprah is.
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Looking at the photo first, I thought this was going to be about Lisa Whelchel and the West Nile Virus. Then I read the text and immediately moved on to something else.
I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual.
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OK. takin' a poll. Who's worse: Lohans or the Skankdashians?
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 12:17pm.
oh yeah.. definitely some drain circling going here. Imagine what her acting is going to be like in Liz & Dick. I cannot wait - note to self: get some snacks and bevvy's for next weekend's viewing... ;)
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Thanks for reminding me. *adds boxed wine to grocery list* That mess is definitely gonna need some alcohol.
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 11/15/2012 - ********
That was the ONLY funny part. I also don't think her scared face at the audience was part of the skit. She is so out of her element. The whole thing was very cringe worthy.
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oh yeah.. definitely some drain circling going here. Imagine what her acting is going to be like in Liz & Dick. I cannot wait - note to self: get some snacks and bevvy's for next weekend's viewing... ;)
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:45am.
WTF? LOL @ her trying to find a way off the stage.. and I don't think it was part of the skit.
http://www.toofab.com/2012/11/15/lindsay-lohan-let-us-play-with-your-loo...
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That was the ONLY funny part. I also don't think her scared face at the audience was part of the skit. She is so out of her element. The whole thing was very cringe worthy.
I was conducting research this morning and turned on Freaky Friday...and nope Blohans voice wasnt as fucked up as it is now. How tragic.
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WTF? LOL @ her trying to find a way off the stage.. and I don't think it was part of the skit.
http://www.toofab.com/2012/11/15/lindsay-lohan-let-us-play-with-your-loo...
She's not a cokehead, because it's illegal. It's much more socially acceptable and legal to be a pill-head.
yo dina your coke boogers are showing.
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Submitted by RandomNYGirl on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:58am.
she never saw cocaine but knows shes allergic...hmmm
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The part that talks about allergy is MK's imaginative writing skills. The things WO actually said are in indented quotes.
Geezuss. You could drive a Mack truck up those nostrils.
This is what REALLY happened. What Crackie said in the limo to Papa Crackie was the troof. The next morning when everyone was somewhat sober and realized that the phone convo was on TMZ and their fucked up life that we had already suspected was confirmed. So WO hounded Crackie to smooth things over so she called up Harvey on TMZ Live to lie about lying. End of.
Hohans? Please die already.
thanks.
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The questions is... if Dina snorts coke 24/7 just like her daughter (which she does), how come she hasn't aged as bad as her daughter? Maybe the ginge genes are just worse in that aspect...?
she never saw cocaine but knows shes allergic...hmmm
I can't believe you guys are hating on a SURVIVOR like this.
I hate sarcasm.
This, from the woman who taught Lindsay what lying is all about.
Piece of shit. You hate cocaine. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:05am.
Thanks. And GO DUCKS. (Kansas who??)
@ Rande: glad you were helped, and wish you well in dealing with the person you are concerned about
/glad dlisted has no grammar check
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"White Oprah went on to say, "No, I really, really hate cocaine... Cocaine even hates me! No, seriously, do you have any?"
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MK, rotfl at that entire paragraph. :D
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Cocaine, in the NOW, is extraordinarily overrated. This bitch is probably on a combo of prescribed xanax (or some other benzo) & oxycontin (or some other superstrong 'scribed "med.") She was most definitely on coke in the good old-recent-days.she blackmailed her own daughter to keep her face clean in the press. The disgust is overpowering with this one.
Fuckin prostitution ho-ra. I loathe Miss L. Lohan's "mother."
Thanks for all the answers, folks. Could be Vicodin, huh?
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 9:27pm.
Opioids. The pinpoint pupils are the giveaway. They make some people energetic; they bind to the pleasure receptors in the brain, resulting in giddiness sometimes.
Really? Man, that's depressing. But thanks.
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What's all this talk about Southern California parties and cocaine? I grew up there and went to very wild parties (affluent neighborhood=friends in other affluent neighborhoods=combined crazy parties with endless resources and parents always off vacationing somewhere) but I never saw that. EVER. Alcohol, nitrogen oxide filled balloons, marajuna, etc. but never crack/cocaine (for the record I was a good kid and didn't partake in the crazy sh*t but I enjoyed the company and the atmosphere--live bands, pools, jacuzzi, people being nuts). Then again, that was also HS, I went to college on the East Coast. Still, I haven't really heard of that from friends, must be social group specific because it wasn't a thing for the people I knew. So don't you non-CA people go around thinking all CA people are crack addicts!
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:36pm
yeah the SoCal was pretty covered in that. Especially the West LA/Valley area.
I sorta got lucky in that my then boyfriend started to really get into it, and I knew we had to stop, I could see he was getting bad. So, I made a pact with him and we both stayed away. I never touched it again. That drug is a really slippery slope.
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She probably is more into booze and pills but they were partying that night until after hours and maybe she was on coke or maybe Lindsay lied.
If Lindsay was my child who I loved and she told someone I was on cocaine, I would not discuss the incident again. This need to deny it again says that she's more interested in her image than her daughter's feelings or reputation.
After all that though, I heard the phone call and when Lindsay says her mom is on coke it doesn't ring true. She doesn't even try to sell the idea. He immediately jumps all over it because she is still the old bone they dig up and fight over like a couple of hyenas.
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Okay, I loved cocaine, too. Glad I had the restraint to not get hooked.
I used to hang out with this shady guy back in the day, and one time he had a huge box of 100% pure cocaine, and it was divine. It was flaky! It sort of ruined me forever, like flying first class. It's all downhill from there. I'm pretty sure it was the last time I did it. But lord, I did love it.
Re: my "old" comment...
I don't mean that 50 is "old," but it would be hard for me to believe that most people her age would do cocaine regularly. I'm sure she has, but all the 50 year olds I know who are batshit cray are into two things:
BOOZE.
PILLS.
It seems like coke would be a hard thing to recover from the older you get.
Don't we all know people this delusional? You know the guy who gets caught screwing around on his wife and does the, "I fuck her, but love you" shit? Thank Eddie Murphy for that wonderful bit. This are people who just lie right in your face. They lie so much it's down right insulting.
OMG! Now it's open season on American Motherhood. She's a single mom now having to face the grief of the empty nest. So she needs a little something to ease the pain. It's no crime. Hopefully Little Ali will bring back the first grandchild from Hong Kong and Dina will have a fresh new human being to mold and the Circle of Life can begin anew on Long Island.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:57pm.
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Doggy, didn't Dinah used to say that "her child" never lied? Of course, that was when both were united against the evil vagina-kicker.
Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Because old Franken Nostril is such a truth-teller.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 9:27pm.
Rande': Opioids. The pinpoint pupils are the giveaway. They make some people energetic; they bind to the pleasure receptors in the brain, resulting in giddiness sometimes.
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Ya Crazy (hi by the way) definitely the pupils, definitely the energy pick up but that restless jerky twerkin antsy hair pulling thing is the only part throws me off, that sound, I don't know..some how...speedy to me :)
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Kind of OT but if you check out the old Jackass episodes you'll notice that all of them, from Knoxville to Steve-o, had the pinpoint pupils in the close-up shots. I figured they had to be on something to put themselves through all the stupid stunts and still come out of them laughing like hyenas. I guess that's obvious to everyone now but back then I was not well versed in the ways of the world, so I couldn't tell for sure.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Boo1212 on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:12pm.
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I agree! 30 years for me... feels like yesterday sometimes.... I smelled it once not long ago. THAT was weird... but nope, not once since then. It was that bad! So, meth scares the fucking shit outta me!!!...
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I'm just glad I realized before I REALLY got sucked in.
Go Verb Yourself!
Submitted by Boo1212 on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:12pm.
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I agree! 30 years for me... feels like yesterday sometimes.... I smelled it once not long ago. THAT was weird... but nope, not once since then. It was that bad! So, meth scares the fucking shit outta me!!!...
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
@Gigaboo- fist bump!
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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:00pm.
Thankfully, I never got to the SoCal crowds, and maybe that was my savior! I stayed NoCal, and just jellied out in hot-tubs! sweet....
The whole family lies, all of them, they each lie to cover up each others lies! Its fucking NUTS!!!
Much as I enjoy reading mk's posts , I think that bringing up anything Lohan is just plain lazy
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:00pm.
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You got that right, Baby! Except coke was better back then... real stuff that was worth it, in a demented kind of way... before it was cut into shit, let's say then... and it wasn't mounded on tabletops... my god, you think all cokeheads from the day were Scarface??? Gimme a break!!
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They weren't all scarface, but many parties I went to here in L.A. had mounds on the tables. Legit mounds.
Now, of course, I was a good girl at these sorts of parties and just watched others partake as I played Asteroids on the Atari, sipping on a tab ;)
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I used coke a few times. Told hubby that it could become my best friend and to never let it in the house again. Haven't used it in like 8 yrs. Doesn't stop me from thinking about it.
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I was caught twice in Cocaine's trap.... once very young in my first relationship, which is why I went for it... and the second time was before I got married to my husband and his then addiction. Such a powerful drug, at least back then... and I thank whoever I didn't get into heroin or meth. but, the coke was bad enough.
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
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Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 9:45pm.
She probably does hate cocaine. She's old.
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she's 50, not *that* old. Also, that would put her in her 20's when cocaine was at it's height of being considered a "glam" drug (think scarface, miami vice) and it wasn't unusual for cocaine to literally be in mounds on tabletops.
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You got that right, Baby! Except coke was better back then... real stuff that was worth it, in a demented kind of way... before it was cut into shit, let's say then... and it wasn't mounded on tabletops... my god, you think all cokeheads from the day were Scarface??? Gimme a break!! ;D
DIE DINA DIE AND TAKE LINDSAY WITH YOU. i hate this fucking family. too bad they didn't all get blown away in the hurricane.
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 9:45pm.
She probably does hate cocaine. She's old.
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she's 50, not *that* old. Also, that would put her in her 20's when cocaine was at it's height of being considered a "glam" drug (think scarface, miami vice) and it wasn't unusual for cocaine to literally be in mounds on tabletops.
she's old enough to know better, but cocaine was the drug of choice for most of her generation.
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