Harry Styles And Taylor Swift Had Another Sleepover
As One Direction fans, including Eminem's fake Twitter daughter, spray paint the word WHORE all over the backyard sweetheart playhouse Taylor Swift lives in, her teenage piece-of-the-moment Harry Styles strolled into her NYC hotel last night with an overnight bag hanging over his shoulder. I should be shocked and horrified by this, but I'm too busy wiping the streams of vom off my lashes after my eyes barfed from looking at those pap's UGGs.
This is the second night in a row that Harry and Rebecca of Sluttybrook Farm have had a sleepover. I guess those two real-life Strawberry Shortcake characters just can't get enough of watching cat cartoons, making friendship bracelets and taking turns combing peach-scented leave-in-conditioner in each other's hair. I refuse to believe that these two are bumping bare nipples, because I really don't want to think of Taylor bumping bare nipples with anybody. My imagination has been to a lot of dark-sided places in the gutter, but it doesn't want to go there.
And the only good thing that has come out of this unholy union is the moment when my mom was watching Access Hollywood and asked, "That Taylor girl is dating a boy from a band called One ERECTION?!!"
Here's Harry at Taylor's hotel last night and Taylor at a restaurant yesterday afternoon.
Taylor Swift is such a whore, spread the word!
Taylor Swift is such a whore, spread the word!
Shes a slut and everyone knows it, i refuse to think they're dating so i'll take his word for it, though hes a bit of a manwhore too. But she just grabs any dick she sees, not caring who she hurts in the process
Someone in another thread mentioned "Anne Hathaway fatigue" - I have Taylor Swift fatigue. She be triflin' .
What is her fascination with barely legal boys? The men were so far beyond her scope she's dating boys that have barely eeked past their balls dropping?
Taylor Swift should date Rob Kardasian next. Just imagine the fun to be had if he brings her to a family function along with Kim and her boyfriend.
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Looks like someones boy band is getting more famous! **Staged relationship**
I'm slow but I get it. Rob Kardashian wants us to think he's straight. Taylor Swift wants us to think she is sexually active.
It would just be easier to end the sexual shaming of gays and virgins. There are too many boy bands as it is.
This is so amateurish, public access television would turn down covering it. My God, even the most die hard Twittering fangurls are seeing through this charade.
Who the hell thought this shit up and why are they allowing this to go on? She may be used to being America's #1 chin curtain, but he's making Justin Beiber look like Warren Beatty in comparison.
Someone text him and let him know Rob Kardashian is available. Neither one of them need to be within a light year of ladyparts right now.
This seems hugely staged to me. He could have easily gone in a different entrance or through a garage hidden in a car. Strolling right past paps carrying an overnight bag is just too obvious. Is this ho still claiming she's a virgin too?
Tweebs doing pre-teen titillation. That's exactly how this went down, playing music and eating cookies. #Endtimes&Murrrrder #Abomination #FCUK! ☺
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and they did each others hair and talked about boys all night...oh wait, Taylor's a lesbian....They did each others hair and laughed about how everyone thinks their fucking all night.
I didn't know that Harry Styles was gay...
Ha, This is the worst PR stunt I've seen since Travolta raped Kelly Preston on the red carpet. How pathetic.
if she really was a big hoe and screwing all these guys i think she'd be more discrete about it. she's probably a closet lesbian
I think she wants to be the dominant one in a relationship and is going about it by dating teen boys, some of whom have never seen a vagina in person before. Taylor, wake up. There are plenty of grown men with low self esteem who will let you order them around.
And I bet Taylor's mom is in the hotel room too. Must say tho... Harry looks EXACTLY like my crush from 1996, EXACTLY. I always thought my crush should have been famous and now here he is in a roundabout way!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:41pm.
Translation: He is definitely a homosexual.
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Came here to day THIS. If either one of them didn't want to be seen together, they wouldn't. The overnight bag over the shoulder is hysterical.
Scumbag Taylor Swift. Writes songs about how she's been wronged. Moves on to the next dick in T minus 5 seconds.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Translation: He is definitely a homosexual.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:32pm.
the next generation has a chance thanks to Taylor and her missionary punani.
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How dare you imply that I have stated Tayor's slutty fish is anything other than 100% missionary!!!
Taylor is a LADY and would not dream of taking dick any other way!!!!
Shut it alla youse, specially you two tuna packers (you know who you are.) Taylor is the patron saint of all socially inept sexually ambivalent young men everywhere.
She is single bootiedly teaching these boys the joys of the dippy dippy, licky licky and the stink finger.
It may be too late for Travolta and Cruise but the next generation has a chance thanks to Taylor and her missionary punani.
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Tits beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
All I like about him is his name, so all I like about both of them is his name.
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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:29pm.
What a fucking amateurish PR stunt, they need to take a training in famewhoring from a Turdashian. Yes Harriet, we know it's good PR for you to sell the idea that you's into girls.
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Sal baby, I kind of agree. Yesterday he walked in with a rolled up t-shirt and a toiletries case. Wtf? He couldn't even put it in a plastic bag? Too obvious, honey.
But then I wonder why she would beard? She's a HUGE star and has nothing to gain from it so I just have to assume she has an insatiable vagina.
PR stunt if there ever was one.
She also wears some of the ugliest fucking clothes I've ever seen. I'm so tired of this gawky bitch!
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Douchechill!
I really hate this bitch. I don't even know what she's trying to prove by dating all these guys...and lately teens. I didn't know who Harry Styles (I can't with that name!!) was until recently, but you don't have Google very far to know that he is gay. It seems to be a very poorly kept secret.
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Submitted by Cara on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:01pm.
I agree, I can see she wants to be the more experienced one and dominate or w/e, but all that for under a minutes play? Even though at that age they are ready again in no time, it sounds exhausting.
yay!dam! yay!dam!
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Submitted by Cara on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:01pm.
Can't really understand the allure of wanting to date a teen. Awkward sex and trying to give boys a basic anatomy lesson while they blow their load in under a minute was never what I considered a good time.
Nope - not a good time even when I was a teen!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:56pm.
FUCKING LOL AT FISH EXPERT!!!
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I long ago learned of your expertise in stinkfish and how fags are disgusting....
And I quote:
"I would NEVER EVER suck a fucking fat juicy uncut dick in my apt. so loud that my neighbors could hear it at 2am and start banging on the wall hesitantly because they know what I'm doing but are not sure how to interrupt so they could go to sleep and I would never lick a hairy man's asshole or feel his hairy chest and tits or slide my dick into a man's asshole while jerking him off or holding onto him because of the position we were in I would never do that shit ever. i think i'm gonna puke"
LMFAO!
Oh teach me the ways of the 100% macho fish fucker sucky...PLEASE!!!!
Poor Harry is just a fly in her Venus Flytrap now -- He has been caught and will soon be digested.
Can't really understand the allure of wanting to date a teen. Awkward sex and trying to give boys a basic anatomy lesson while they blow their load in under a minute was never what I considered a good time.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:41pm.
Oh she will! She is bound to be wronged YET AGAIN!!!
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FUCKING LOL AT FISH EXPERT!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm not buying it. If the sex is any good I am walking out with my hair a mess and makeup smudged, Miss Swift is too pristine.
whose the butch in this farce?
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Is this her Kate Hudson phase? Running from man to man to man to man - Taylor's a bit of a slut, isn't she? Kate is totally a slut.
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:26pm.
I hope Harry writes a hit song about her after she moves on to her next victim...
And I hope it's titled "Cum Slut, Why Did You Dump Me?"
wtf, this chick is a total 'ho-bag and waits about a week between dick pieces. and for all of you who don't believe she actually doing "it" - please, it's those innocent-looking sluts who turn out to be the biggest fuck machines.
One Erection may just be the name of the breakup song she writes in 2-6 weeks.
what i wanna know is: did they freeze their bras?
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Submitted by FishExpert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:36pm.
WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT TAYLOR??????????????????????????????????????????
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Oh she will! She is bound to be wronged YET AGAIN!!!
She always looks so twee, you've got to wonder if she ever really gave it up, ya know? I just can't imagine her shagging. And that Harry guy looks so gay to me.
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damn girl, let that coochie breathe before fucking on the next piece...
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Not that I'm in the habit of imagining her fucky times, but I was JUST thinking that she's had the opportunity to bang soooo many dudes. Then I promptly told myself to STFU, because I just can't imagine her doing the nasty with anyone.
That said, I love how of all the dudes she could've staged a fucky times photo op with, she does it with this one. Little bitch barely looks more masculine than the Lesbeaver, plus he's obviously retarded.
WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT TAYLOR??????????????????????????????????????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm going to mention here, since Taylor had on that fox sweater in the other post, that I bought the fox, owl, and sheep sweater at Old Navy in-store, in case any of you peeps were similarly enchanted by it. Not available online from what I can see...
Couldn't he at least had an assistant bring over that overnight bag full of hair products? No subtle.
What a fucking amateurish PR stunt, they need to take a training in famewhoring from a Turdashian. Yes Harriet, we know it's good PR for you to sell the idea that you's into girls.
I stand by what I said before about Taylor- she's setting an example of extreme codependency to her young fans. She certainly doesn't like being photographed by herself. Is that what her handlers are advising her to do? How often is she seen with friends or relatives? Where are her parents by the way?
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:15pm.
I'm surprised she didn't get labeled a slut a long time ago.
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I was JUST about to write the same thing. WTF is wrong with her that she can't even hook up with a dude for what...three months? Seriously was Jake her longest "relationship"? I have never in all my reading of celeb gossip seen a chick go thru as many guys as she does. I'm sure she's probably not fucking every single one they say she's "dating" but she doesn't say "we're just friends" so it looks like she IS fucking them all.
I hope Harry writes a hit song about her after she moves on to her next victim...
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I'd believe the rumors he's gay because if there's anybody who looks like a twink in a Barbie wig it's her. He just has to ask her to lie on her stomach and shut up, and being British with that accent you know "she" does as told.