Brandi Glanville And Eddie Cibrian Are Fighting Again
Being the responsible and sane parents that they are, Eddie Cibrian and Brandi Glanville continued to throw hate at each other in the media yesterday. It all started when Brandi told UsWeekly that LeAnn Rimes is a laxative-loving crazy bitch who puts her children in danger and that Eddie never returns her e-mails. Then Eddie responded by giving Radar an e-mail he supposedly sent to Brandi. The e-mail only makes sense if you picture Eddie transcribing it as LeAnn shouts the words while waving three $100 bills at his face. Here's Eddie's letter and yes, I felt like he was personally kneeing me in the taint when he typed "wine and narcissism" like it's a bad thing!
"I know your life exists solely for the purpose of living and creating drama. It's a sad way to live. It's so obvious that you have to constantly mention my wife so people will care what comes out of your mouth. One day when wine and narcissism are not consuming you, you will realize how fortunate the kids are to have LeAnn in their life. She is amazing with them, as the kids will 100 percent attest to. You should be so lucky to one day find someone who will love and respect Mason and Jake as she does. Although, I really don't know how anyone can put up with your constant bullshit. No wonder you have lost so many 'close' friends. Grow up already and for once, PUT THE KIDS FIRST!"
Since Brandi has nothing to do all day but yell at semi-human mannequins in front of Bravo's cameras, she immediately ate one of LeAnn's candy laxatives, turned around and fired another shit bomb at Eddie. Brandi went on Twitter and told Eddie to grow a pair of huevos. Brandi also said that LeAnn is addicted to Adderall and drinks like a fish. Again, why do whores keep kneeing me in that taint like that? Drinking like a fish is a bad thing?! Brandi has since deleted all those tweets and said that she's going to stop tweeting about Eddie and LeAnn for now.
Brandi is fueled by the crazy, but LeAnn is crazier. Case in point: A few weeks ago, I spent about 6 minutes with my cousin's kids and during those 6 minutes, one ate most of my pumpkin brownie, the other one slapped my forehead and the third one took my iPhone out of my hand without asking. It was like a moment with Lindsay Lohan. They did all of this while some annoying Nickelodeon cartoon played in the background. I had to change the channel from HGTV to Nickelodeon for them! Kids are thieves and laugh when they physically assault you! You can't even call the cops on them. They are above the law. So why would anyone fight over kids that don't legally belong to them?
One of Brandi's kids even stole one of LeAnn Rimes' laxatives out of her purse. You'd think that's where LeAnn would draw the line. When you mess with her precious poop pills, you mess with her emotions. But no, LeAnn still wants to spend quality time with them. Crazy ass bitch.
I dunno why he would whine about her not having friends when she is friends with Lisa Vanderpump. Hello it doesn't get any better than that.
Might as well have just said, "one day you will realize LeAnn is a better mother than you could ever be".. So Team Brandi on this one, all she did was express some concern, which makes sense because she is outspoken.
Team NoOne! They're all a-holes.
No matter who you hate Ed C. is going to hold on tight to the one with the $$. Brandi already said they were way over extended and she was left with no credit and no money. As much as it looks like leann is the leper hanging on to him use your heads he ain't letting this cushy lifestyle go any time soon. It will have to be on Leanns terms when the coin finally drops and she dumps his ass. You would think she would have caught on by now.
Brandi and Gabriel Aubry need to hook up and make some babies. I'd love to see HB and LeeHo go psycho over that.
I'm on Brandi's side. My ex's mistress (well she was, she's his wife now) is an immature, narcissistic vain bullying little cunt from hell and my daugther can't stand her. My ex is convinced that his mistress is in fact nothing but wonderful, sweet and lightness and that our daughter is a spoiled brat with a bad attitude and constantly is on her case about "Why don't you like your stepmom?" My daughter has provided many examples of cuntiness she has endured at the hands of her stepmom (and her step siblings) many of which he was right in the fucking room when they happened. Anyway I don't talk to him anymore because it's like talking to a brick wall and he's so pussywhipped he can't form an independent thought anyway...I told my daughter when she turns 18 (in about a year and a half)she has my permission to tell her stepmom to fuck off and choke on shit...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
This is why I will never date a man with kids. It's just not worth all of the baggage that comes with.
I saw Brandi on a talk show and she seemed surprisingly normal, likeable, and not bitter. So she's either normal, or a great actress. Can we say either of those things about Eddie and LeAnn? Eddie is not a great actress.
Submitted by DarkSided on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 8:44pm.
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I had a friend who's ex took up with someone else and the gf felt she had the right to have an equal say in their children's upbringing and in whether they needed therapy for their bad conduct(!) That woman was crazy. Caused her all sorts of difficulties and grief.
And that lady said YOU were not welcome at parent teacher night, WFT? I hope you put her firmly in her place. I agree, about the not divorcing, other than the cost, it's the only reason I can think of that would legitimately delay the marriage.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 6:55pm.
I have a friend who is currently dating a man who is STILL legally married and has two young kids. Ever since she started dating this dude and became d*ckmatized she does nothing but post pictures of his kids on FB like their hers, is constantly referring to "the kids" in conversation and has basically turned her house into a daycare. I seriously can't with her. I understand you make care about his kids, but don't disrespect their mother by trying to claim them as your own. They have a mom! And my friend needs to concentrate on why her "man" hasnt filed for divorce yet, not being Ms. Susie homemaker for his bratty kids.
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I also have a friend doing this...after 6 months of dating and after the first month of him moving in with her the two daughters were sleeping in the bed with them. WEIRD. She's my friend so I didn't push it but I was like "Is that ok with their mom?" and she got offended so i dropped it.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 6:55pm.
I have a friend who is currently dating a man who is STILL legally married and has two young kids. Ever since she started dating this dude and became d*ckmatized she does nothing but post pictures of his kids on FB like their hers, is constantly referring to "the kids" in conversation and has basically turned her house into a daycare. I seriously can't with her. I understand you make care about his kids, but don't disrespect their mother by trying to claim them as your own. They have a mom! And my friend needs to concentrate on why her "man" hasnt filed for divorce yet, not being Ms. Susie homemaker for his bratty kids.
Jebus you just described the last 5-6 years of my life!
when my ex-husband left me for another woman he agreed to pay for the divorce because he stuck me with all the bills. 4 1/2 years later I still have no divorce and this chick is acting like she's my kids mother, even told me i wasn't welcome to a parent teacher conference for my son cause she wanted to go.. or you know i could go a different day.. It took him wanting to buy a house and finding out I would be on the title to get him to actually files the papers and divorce me.. it's a 1 1/2 later and I'm doing great and they aren't married yet.. i don't know what his deal is but if i were to guess I'd say he's more into how she is with his kid then her (your friend) and not divorcing is a way to avoid the committing to your friend.
Classless trash.
team brandi all the way...
i can relate a story that grieves me no end, where the person involved was coming from brandi's POV
my BF's daughter was killed in a car wreck and in trying to send a condolence letter to her mother, i wrote words to the effect 'when we parents lose OUR children it is so out of the normalcy of life that...."
well, her mom took it to mean that i was calling her daughter 'our' child and that was absolutely NOT what i meant....
even though it was not my intent and had nothing to do with what i was trying to convey, i basically was totally beside myself, understanding , as a MOTHER, no one would ever be able to assert themselves into my place....so i bent over backward, sideways, upside down and you name it to let her know that i meant 'our children' in a generic sense ....NOT that i was claiming some type of ownership to her child....that is just so fcuked up....ME-ANN is a passive aggressive bitch and she is trying to 'push the maternal' buttons of brandi and obviously is doing a damn good job...
me-ann can go to hell...nothing lower than a woman who tries to created division between a mother and child
I don't like this asshole, Brandi. She's a cunt... At least leanne sang some cool songs and eddie was phoyne back in the day.brandi caint sang and all kinds of gurrls look like dat!
Submitted by Trixster: "I have a feeling LeAnn did write that letter. I just can't imagine Eddie coming up with "wine and narcissim." LeAnn will never leave him. Even if he cheats on her, she will turn a blind eye. She is one Crazy Horse."
Totally agree! Reading that, I heard it as a woman, and someone more intelligent than I picture Eddie being.
Brandi you need a real BFF, one that would tell you that while you are technically right on your assertions of Falcor and Ediot, you are going about it the WRONG way!!! You are doing exactly what falcor wants to show him and the world you are crass, deranged and have no class. Remember there is no reasoning with Ediot, he was bought and paid for. Don't give that man any more importance than he deserves. I don't find him to be a good father, if he was he would not let Falcor disrespect you like she does, and he should try and get along with you cordially at least in public. Don't fight hard Brandi, fight smart. Carve your own thing and switch off those two at best as you can. They are your boys, they love you that's why Falcor says that to piss you up and you are letting her!
I have a friend who is currently dating a man who is STILL legally married and has two young kids. Ever since she started dating this dude and became d*ckmatized she does nothing but post pictures of his kids on FB like their hers, is constantly referring to "the kids" in conversation and has basically turned her house into a daycare. I seriously can't with her. I understand you make care about his kids, but don't disrespect their mother by trying to claim them as your own. They have a mom! And my friend needs to concentrate on why her "man" hasnt filed for divorce yet, not being Ms. Susie homemaker for his bratty kids.
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It's the trifecta of asshattery. Let's put them in a room with Halle and Thug Le Squintez and let them fight to the death. Gabriel Aubry will take custody of both sets of children.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 4:31pm.
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Too true RandéS, lol I rather liked the thought of these crazy drunks making the fish faces *sucks in cheeks* :)
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Bitch be grateful leanne is gonna pay for your brats college education and everything they need!!
I can totally understand brandi being so upset. When it comes to my child, I'd cut a bitch! And I'm not violent. She doesn't need Leanne's name for publicity. Puleeeze, brandi is much more current, trendy right now. Majority of public opinion is on the side of brandi. Leanne seems like such a shithead.
Hey Eddie usually when you cheat on your wife and kids with a man lady there are residual hard feelings. LeAnn is a sicko who is constantly trying to claim this woman's life. Shut your glam hole and accept that you Effed up.
Haha. LeeLee and getting pregnant? I don't think so. If she gets pregnant, she'll have to share Eddie. And they seem like the couple that would rather eat each other out than have a diaper-shitter to take care of. Not to mention she'll get unattractive to him. GUUUUUUURL pleeeeeese. Him waiting 9 months till he gets proper sex? Ha! And them having sex during pregnancy? Double ha!
Oh, let the two scrawny blonds wrassle until their titties pop.... I will happily seat myself on Ediot's dimples and let him squint me into next year.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 4:32pm
Yes, I surely do agree with you that Edd$e is a hawty, and I'd let him throw me around the room for a bit. But that would be it, hit it and quit it. And of course, LeAnnderthal couldn't find out---I don't need any more crazy.
I just educated myself on wiki....the two of them have only been married for less than 2 years?!!
All this drama and they're still newlyweds? Jesus. When are they going to get a divorce? Anyone wanna take bets?
I say they make it to 3 years....no kids.
Please, she has to mention Leann so people will notice her? Even being on Real Housewives means you're more famous than Leann Rimes.
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Ugh, i just CAN'T with these 3 today. Judge judy needs to get in this and straighten all this out.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:52pm.
MissAnnThrope --
I still wonder how Eddie can pop a boner with LeAnn. Does he close his eyes and think about the money? I seriously want to know!!! She's so hideously ugly there's no way he can keep it up with that face of hers. Any thoughts? I saw him on some stupid sitcom where he had a guest role; he really is a pathetically bad actor.
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Twatty, I feel her ugliness too, and I'm probably the only woman on here that would admit this... Eddie C. is a fine ass piece of man Ho meat. Seriously, I so would. But only if he didn't talk. But I'm broke, so that won't ever happen. I was going to say I wasn't hot enough, but he's with LeAnn so hot has nothing to do with who he does the nasty with. :-)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 4:25pm.
Well, they take in water, but only to extract oxygen or incidentally while feeding. They don't drink to hydrate or to get a buzz.
The expression probably should be changed to "drinks like a Lohan."
It seems that nobody except Brandi actually gives a shit about the kids, and even with her it's debatable.
RandéS, whatchu mean fish don't drink? Huh? *parks ear next to fish tank*
@Mefunigirl, I know. What's wrong with wine and... what was the other word? olllol I don't get it either. They're all self-worshiping twats!
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Princesspoppy, Blandi and Aubry or LeAnn and Olivier, that's a sick ménage à six!
Yes, poor kids.
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it's awful. celebs should stay off twitter, sit pretty and shut their pie holes. We wouldn't know any better, but then again it's entertaining.
"One day, you will realize how fortunate they are to have Leanne's bank account in their lives."
Brandi actually said something a bit more poetic, yet still passive-aggressive: LeAnn is an angel fish because she sings like an angel but drinks like a fish. (Fish don't drink, but still...)
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 4:12pm.
Remember the days before Real Housewives, Twatter, public fueds? Back when us minions knew nearly nothing of celebrities lives other than what was speculated or leaked?
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Not me! How else could I feel superior in my boring little life?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 4:06pm.
Going just by the amount of crazy they both attract and their own nut job antics with exes, Halle and Eddie would make a perfect couple. Made for each other. ha
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Noooooooooo Poor kids. How about Blandi and Aubry? Hot.
Remember the days before Real Housewives, Twatter, public fueds? Back when us minions knew nearly nothing of celebrities lives other than what was speculated or leaked?
Man, I miss those days.
what's wrong with wine and narcissism consuming someone.
I don't get it.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:55pm.
If your damn dirty laundry isn't at least entertaining, keep it to yourselves
At this point they're just waving skid-marked underwear at us.
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All 3 of them are out of their minds but the fact that Leann referred to a picture of her kids as "my boys" was really f*cked up.
She needs to back off with this insane behavior. She thinks it can just be brushed off as innocent, loving, step-mom behavior but she's in psycho territory now.
I think even less of Eddie now, if that is even possible, after reading that letter. I wouldn't be surprised if MK was right. Leman was probably telling him what to write all along.
I wonder if Squinty snorts when she laughs......that is if she ever laughs.?
Going just by the amount of crazy they both attract and their own nut job antics with exes, Halle and Eddie would make a perfect couple. Made for each other. ha
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This is one of those "they're all assholes" situations (see also the Aubry/Martinez/Berry Triangle), but I agree with what Eddie's (or whoever wrote it) saying.
Are these people famous for anything other than their rants on twitter? I know L. Rimes did some singing at some point, but does she still do that and make money doing that? Eddie was fired from CSI Miami before he even got through one season. Has he worked since then?
What would they be without Twitter I wonder.
oooh arguing in twitter like grown ups.
triangle of aholes is what they are.
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