Taylor Swift Takes Harry Styles For A Ride On Her Private Jet, Doesn't Invite The Other One Direction Twinks
Taylor Swift and One Direction all performed at Z100's Jingle Ball in NYC on Friday night (pictures below) and they were all going to London the next day. Taylor Swift's flying unicorn must've been in the unicorn shop, because she took a private jet to London instead and invited her future ex-piece Harry Styles, but not the other One Directioners. So Harry had a choice. Harry could either slip into first class on a commercial plane with the other twinks in his group or he could sit on a private jet and let Taylor Swift braid his hair and sing him the song she wrote for her cat for the entire flight to London. Harry's brain must be made of cotton candy sludge, because he went with the Taylor Swift option. Some source tells The Sun that Harry's group mates are side-eyeing him something extra, because they think he thinks he's the John Lennon of the group. The source said this:
“Her presence has stirred tensions in the band as Harry’s now spending most of his time with her, and jetted into the gig on her private jet instead of coming in with the rest of the lads."
We all know how this story goes... Harry's going to spend more and more time with Taylor Swift, and then she's going to start hanging out in the studio while 1D records.... Then she'll start dropping her one cent in the recording studio and she'll tell Harry that he should make an album filled with cat songs with her instead. 1D and Harry will fight more and eventually the band will break up. Taylor and Harry will stay together until a fat Jared Leto shoots him. That's how it's going to go. Or Taylor's going to dump him next year when she starts dating Prince William's newborn baby. Yeah, that's probably how it's really going to go.
And I don't know why Lindsay Lohan is screwing around with that Max George ho. LiLo should be trying to get on Taylor Swift. Bitch has a jet!
Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:14pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Taylor Swift is still a virgin?!!
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Am I the only one who thinks Taylor Swift is still a virgin?!! I don't picture her sleeping with any of these guys. I think they all break up quickly because she won't put out. That's what I have in my head and I think I'll keep it that way!
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This squint eyed trick is making Joss "sucks dick for tracks" stone look like a nun. She's now taylor "beards for tracks" swift
In the eyes...
He looks vacant. She looks determined.
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If this peach faced dork was working at a mall kiosk selling remote control helicopters, she wouldn't even let him smell her flatulence while strolling by.
I still don't know who One Direction is and I still don't care who One Direction is.
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I cannot stand this girl. She has a screw loose.
He doesn't live up to his name. All these high profile hook ups? She's gay.
She was supposed to be in Les Miz?? The characters are supposed to be miserable, not the audience. But if they ever remake Popeye, she'll be a natural for Olive Oyl.
Btw, she's becoming quite the little slut, isn't she? Is she still considered a "role model"?
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:57am.
yep thats why , i said , big if lol
I'd much prefer it if Squinty and her granny panties wearing ass,disappeared off the face of the Earth.
Swiftie made more money than any agency paid to a top girl. she was pegged to be in Les Miserables.. But she is too awkward in front of a camera. She can't let go of the gosh who me oh my stuff she did at 16 and they didn't cast her. She has the grace of a carrot. Carrots have better moves. No modeling for Swiftie... It's a lot harder than it looks.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:59am.
Yes! I was thinking the same thing. I think she's trying for the model look, tall girl and all. She's lost a ton of weight for this "record" (I feel like it would be an insult to actual music to call it a record without quotes.).
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Holy fuck, eat something!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Loopy .. You know there was hot Barbie action... And they braided each others hair.....
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
I'm so confused by this one.
How could he refuse an offer like that! She's coming across like a real horndog lately. Tall bitch too! She's like 6ft. in heels. The mile high club just got bigger.
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Millenials' Yoko Ono?
Meet Taylor Ono
*Yawn*
She has dated more dudes than Kim Kardashian now and she still claims to be a virgin!
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She's never claimed to be a virgin. You must be mixing her up with one of the other blonde singers.
Third last thumb with fellow boy bander on the left eyeing Harry... Hahaha
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i hope they all get together on a plane to belize and the plane crashes and they all die. YES I WENT THERE. fuck these assholes.
if..big if.. this was true, i hope he got a good head job from it. 6 hour flight, you can get alot done 30,000 feet in the air, slamming a japanese lady pikachu feline face swift's pussy.
This is a completely phony publicist made up psuedo-romance. More Disney evil.
ditto
She's trying too hard. Again.
Submitted by misslainey: "I've said she'll be a late in life lez. Maybe she and Lilo will hook up."
Lilo will be dead by then.
Submitted by Who Datt: "Swift= Yoko, Styles= Lennon, 1D= The Beatles
Lohan= Marriane Faithful, George= Jagger, Wanted= Stones."
I love this.
taylor and hohan should get together and see how many dlist 'star's they can fuck. both these twats are losers despite how rich they are. is hohan rich? i read she's renting a BV mansion at $8K a month. where the fuck does hohan get all this money from?
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by feelsblind on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 5:34pm.
I can see the song lyrics now. "I gave you my heart, you let me fall. Dropped me like a hot potato for an eight ball."
He was probably like " buzz off idjits! I'm joining the mile-high club and shagging this hicks brains out! "
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Whamo, Jingle Ball was this concert held by Z100, a top-40 radio station in NYC. I went in 1997. I remember Aerosmith, Fiona Apple, BSB, and Savage Garden performed. I still thought Nick Carter was the hottest man alive at the time....heh
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I'm getting crazy vibes from her, and he seems like an insufferable douchecanoe. That I even know about them and am wasting my time writing this makes me mad at myself.
I've Seen Monkey Shit-Fights At The Zoo That Were More Organized Than This.
She is a total cunt that actually believes her snatch feels and smells like Heaven. Fuck U Taylor.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:40pm.
I went to the Z100 Jingle Ball
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What and when was that Sans?
I went to the Z100 Jingle Ball back in the day, before the Boy Band era. That was before popular music really started to suck major amounts of ass.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I really hate myself for admitting this, because I don't like either One Direction or the New Orleans Saints, but that pepsi commercial with Drew Brees is kinda funny.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Good evening Ho bags, I hope yall had a good weekend. Yeeeeeaaahh back to work in the morning are we all thrilled? Lol!!
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 6:51pm.
I listened to about 15 seconds of one of their songs. Product.
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Lol, ya for sure Bull. Almost all radio played music is about style over substance these days, Swift included!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 7:59pm.
Probably will see you in the next few days, if not, good luck in the coming week. :)
Thanks and same to you! I have one more project and then about 3 weeks before it starts all over again. Enjoy your break!
I really hate this creepy bitch, but I have to admit that she looks nice in that little black dress. She always wears such weird matronly shit.
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Douchechill!
Swift= Yoko, Styles= Lennon, 1D= The Beatles
Lohan= Marriane Faithful, George= Jagger, Wanted= Stones
Just typing out makes me want hitch my stationary bike to a clock and portable generator to make a time machine to get me back to when he had actual musicians except for Twitter-nourished beards, famewhores and "singers" who make Jive Bunny seem "real" in comparison.
P.S. I tried to envision a Bieber= Sonny, Jepsen= Cher analogy with a straight face, but the thought of her singing "CMM" at a Pride circuit party 30 years from now in Palm Springs has left me laughing so much I'm now vomiting on my space bar.
Louise, her fans probably love this squinty mess and her sleepovers. Tween titillation is the thing these days, don't ya know? KStew getting the tongue treatment and Selena corrupting the Beaver, started it. It's all the RAGE! HAHAHAH These pics are good though.
Probably will see you in the next few days, if not, good luck in the coming week. :)
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She has such a horrible smirk in the last photo.
Just sayin': I hope he doesn't get all crazy and saw her head off.
He looks like a young Benicio Del Torro, ironed out his face, gave him a stupid ass hair cut and made him gay as the day is long.
Really who does she think she's fooling? I have to imagine that her whole shtick is getting very old even for her young fans.
Meh perhaps he's gotten over his cougar complex then.He's done with them now and probably think he's some kind of sexual stallion . Old swifty probably doesn't much pleasing in that department anyway.
Lesbian or asexual .I'll bet on it .
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 6:51pm.
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If you're the 1D cub, the bones, of course! lol Or so they think, but inevitably dates turn to walks in the park, holding hands for the paps, and sleepovers with 20 minders... and out they go. Girl has a lot of cool toys but Hello Kitty and the stalking is not the one for a strapping young man in a band (and I use the term loosely since I doubt they've reached puberty yet). Give her a couple years, if she drops the wallflower act, she could learn to devastate, then watch out P.T. ;p
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grin...That's where my mind immediately went to. She is hella hotter than yoko, but this manufactured boy band sure isn't the beatles.
I never heard of them, so I listened to about 15 seconds of one of their songs. Product. Did they hire a corporation to manufacture lyrics and chords statistically most similar to the greatest hits of the previous year?
So, what is more exciting, riding in her jet or riding her bones? I have her pegged as eager to please--at least in the acquisition phase (though possibly insists on being in complete control, hence the hunger for boyish types), but a private plane ride has got to be pretty cool.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 5:53pm.
Has Taylor not learned anything from Yoko? ...
LOL Twatty, There is no way to make him look better than topless in the shower so I put a bow at the bottom of the pic for a few minutes the other day. hahaha
This 1D guy totally copied this "look" from LezBeaver, UGH!
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