From The I CAN'T Files: Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Do The Dirty Dancing Lift
Okay, Baby should be put in the corner this time.
At an after-party for Z100's Jingle Ball in NYC on Friday night, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles had the time of their lives when they did the Dirty Dancing lift on the dance floor. This would be okay if they had both snorted powdered Ecstasy or were ten shades of drunk, and did it as a joke. But you know they practiced this during one of their slumber parties and Taylor made the DJ play the right song and everything. They did this for serious.
Harry Styles had Taylor Swift's apple tart vagina that close to his face and she's looking up into the spotlights like she's Jennifer Grey, and he didn't drop her ass on the floor before picking up the phone to fire his publicist for setting this fake shit up? Molding pieces of bread into heart shapes to feed the ducks at Central Park during a staged photo op is ONE thing to do for attention, but doing the Dirty Dancing lift with Taylor Swift is another. At what cost is it worth getting a cover of Life & Style, Harry Styles? At what cost? I can't look at you anymore, Harry.
And in this picture, Taylor is totally saying, "Say, 'Nobody puts Taylor in the corner' one more time! Please. I won't make you tuck my Holly Hobbies dolls in tonight if you do."
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I am so tired of her.
Jersey Strong
This old "Mad TV" bit fits her odd behavior to a "t":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTuVZ7VJ_SQ
Submitted by heatherduke on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 7:43pm.
And now I need to listen to an Emmylou Harris song and remember that real country music once existed.
Yeah, I was trying to think today of who I'd consider good yet popular country artists. I thought of her, as well as Gram Parsons. Also Steve Earle, The Wreckers, Patty Griffin, Gillian Welch, Albert Lee, etc. Then there are the many artists who freely borrow from country or play it when it suits them, like Elvis Costello, Mark Knopfler, Bob Dylan, and so on.
Oh MK, you really outdid yourself today between this post and the Anne Hathaway one today. Brilliant.
Taylor: Like OMG, wait until I tell my bestie Emma Stone I did the dirty dancing lift just like her! If I can point my chin just a little higher maybe it will look believable!
Harry: Simon Cowell said if I just do it and leave quietly, I'll still get my summer bonus...
And now I need to listen to an Emmylou Harris song and remember that real country music once existed.
LOLOLOL.....This Bitch.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I have long maintained that Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings, and Johnny Cash are rolling in their graves at the thought of Taylor Swift being called "country."
Just like the rest of the 27 Club will laugh their asses off at Blohan when she inevitably joins. It's like amateur hour up in here.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Amen to all the country music comments. Current country music = pop music w/out the overt sluttiness. I watch the show Nashville, & it's sad when half the music on the tv show is better than what passes for real country music.
Re Swifty: Either she's a Rihanna level whore, or she's got a major complex about being perceived as gay if she's alone.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:29pm.
Whamo,
blame the Dixie chicks. Though I love them, once they crossed over, everyone wanted to. I remember this growing up in Texas. But really, this nitwit is not considered country but pop. I think country fans know better.
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Cashew, Shania did "cross over" first. She gets no hate from me though.
I hate Dirty Dancing with all my soul.
Why are we getting pictures of the dork party when LL is around?
you have got to be freaking kidding me. she is such a mouthbreather
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Whamo,
blame the Dixie chicks. Though I love them, once they crossed over, everyone wanted to. I remember this growing up in Texas. But really, this nitwit is not considered country but pop. I think country fans know better.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Hahahahahahahaha... that photo is fucking flawless. Two irrelevant little trolls, can't wait until the (100% not staged) sex tape leaks.
She's rapidly joining the ranks of Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan in the list of celebrities I despise. I never paid much attention to her until news about her staged love life started dominating dlisted.
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Submitted by Rockwell on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:36pm.
This bitch is the poster child for arrested development
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I barked out a laugh on that one!
What is wrong with this ho? Bitch, isn't it enough that you torture us with your "music" 24/7 so that you have to be on our blogs 27/7 as well? Your album is selling, what else do you want?
And Harriet should try being less of a show off queen, we know he likes the glitzy musicals and stuff, but reenacting campy scenes from movies isn't convincing anybody that he's straight, not to mention that he's risking becoming the butt of all jokes once she writes a song about him.
Submitted by lalamaria on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:41pm.
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I can't seem to shake her, either. Always on the radio (both pop and country stations), always on TV, always in gossip mags, & now - in stores everywhere. Arrrghhh!!
This is some idiotic shit you do at a junior high dance on a dare. This bitch is the poster child for arrested development. It's nearly impossible to believe that Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm here is turning 23 soon. Pathetic.
Well, she certainly got her way. She's managed to be on every gossip blog every day this week.
Pathetic. Why can't these people just be known for their music? I'm desperate for a mainstream musician who nobody knows anything about.
JoeSchmoe.....that must have been the best part of the entire evening!!! I would have been on the floor!! Hahaha
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:04pm.
WHAMO, I just read your post about the calcium deficiency
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@ Bam...Hee Haw lol yes we sure do soak it up as kids
That is a *foolhardy* move to pull in public because you don't know how heavy someone is going to be until you try to benchpress them over your head. I saw a drunk guy at a wedding reception get all overheated when they played a Celine ballad and he tried to fling a matron who easily outweighed him by about 100 pounds over his head in this flashy gangsta move. It was a hard, hard landing for all involved.
It...umm..wasn't not funny.
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Squinty needs to do some time in San Quentin like Merle Haggard.
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WHAMO, I just read your post about the calcium deficiency, and it made me LOL for real!!! Hahaha. That would have been funny.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:07pm.
holy shit speaking of lame ass country music did anyone see where Aaron Lewis, lead singer and founder of Staind LEFT THE BAND AND RELEASED HIS FIRST COUNTRY ALBUM?!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Bring back Randy Travis, Dwight Yoakim and Travis Tritt.
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It's not even CLOSE to being country music at all. It's pop music from a bunch of fuckin wankers in black hats.
You think these pansy ass "new country" fans even KNOW what country is anymore!? LOL
Dwight's Hillbilly Deluxe album is right up there in my favorite albums
Hell I'll even go back to Merle Haggard and Patsy Cline
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I think I can go back to when Jimmy Dean was a famous local in the dc area. And when Hee Haw was new. It's amazing all the sounds a kid soaks up from their environment.
WTF?
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Hells yeah, Swifty could learn a lesson from Dwight, Carlene Carter, Hank III, Dale Watson & Wanda Jackson!
I'm with M.E. I'm bored of these Fakey McFakersons.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Fredfred, lmao! I was the other old lady lusting after Harry. I thought he was WAY better than Taylor Swift and this 'bitch, please' tomfoolery. But I guess not. Very disappointed. :( NEXT!
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cake coke and cock -- calling Taylor a "giraffe" -- thanks for my first big laugh of the day! LMAO!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
the next time someone gets the urge to toss this bland chick in the air, please make sure it's near a ceiling fan...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Is this her way of audtioning for another remake of the movie?
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New post please. I'm fucking SICK of the Swifty show.
Aahhhhh...I'm crying/laughing! Everything from 'Nobody puts Baby in the corner, ' to Hollie Hobbie.....perfect.
MK I <3 u for making me laugh every.single.day. Thank you. :')
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If you need any more proof that these two are as fake as professional wrestling...
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This Polly Pocket looking BITCH!! She's over acting and it's sad.
Offended!! Do not demean the good name of Hollie Hobbie by associating her with Taylor Swift!! Hollie would tell that bitch to keep stepping.
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:40pm.
I'm really allergic to taylor swift, my eyes start rolling whenever I see her
HAHAHHAHHA!! She is one annoying little wench aint she!? If eye rolling is an allergic reaction, consider me allergic to all of HOLLYWOOD!!! The names Kardashian, Lohan and Rhianna cause my eyes to roll so hard they fall out my face!
**hands Anonymousfckr a lil pink pill ;)
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:07pm.
holy shit speaking of lame ass country music did anyone see where Aaron Lewis, lead singer and founder of Staind LEFT THE BAND AND RELEASED HIS FIRST COUNTRY ALBUM?!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Bring back Randy Travis, Dwight Yoakim and Travis Tritt.
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It's not even CLOSE to being country music at all. It's pop music from a bunch of fuckin wankers in black hats.
You think these pansy ass "new country" fans even KNOW what country is anymore!? LOL
Dwight's Hillbilly Deluxe album is right up there in my favorite albums
Hell I'll even go back to Merle Haggard and Patsy Cline
Momma Tried Momma Tried
"I never thought I'd say this. but I'd rather watch Demi Moore twerk."
- as first said by Deb
They have this lifesize cutout of her in the Walgreens near me and every time I go there it creeps me the eff out- I keep wishing they'd move the goddamn thing to like the back of the store preferably the dumpster
my perverse old lady mild-lusting after this young man is officially shattered. taylor swift is bad enough, but this is just fucking stupid.
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and then she slid down his body all sexy like and they started making out on the dancefloor in front of everyone and then her daddy came up on stage and told them they look beautiful together *BARF*
Okay that blonde curly haired boy in the black t-shirt in the 2nd picture has to be her brother because he's got the squints.
I really, really hate her hair color. I think it just makes her look dull. Which she is, of course.
It's like dishwater blah blonde tan ugh color
I totally hated "Dirty Dancing" when it came out, so THIS shit makes me really wanna fucking puke.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Man, this "Jingle Ball" is played out like Pro Wings.
K, not really, just kind of tired of hearing about it.
Submitted by lynniepoo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:14pm.
A straight guy under the age of 50 wouldn't be caught dead doing this " dance move" in public.
My first thought, exactly. And look at her being all DRAMATICAL, lmfao. That would get you laughed out of the bar where I come from.
God. She is everywhere. I went to Target yesterday, minding my own business, getting stuff (including new clothes I need), and her fukin face is there on perfume... trying to convince me she is pretty. No, thanks. Go back to Kindergarten.
Submitted by lalamaria on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:02pm.
What annoys me is when she wins country music awards when her songs are hardly country at all
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Her new songs are even less country than the older ones! I just heard her newest one on the radio and it barely even sounds like her, like it could Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez or any of those other generic pre-packaged young female singers.
Sell out: complete!
I really dislike her