What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Kristen Stewart wore this to a screening of On the Road in NYC in December and my first reaction is best expressed through Brit Brit's side-eye/head turn/barf face (which is the same face she makes whenever Daddy Spears has to use store brand cheese instead of Velveeta in his signature grits):
For once, Kristen Stewart has a really good reason for looking like someone just farted in her bong and smoked up her stash right in front of her. That mess on KStew's body might work as a beach cover-up on Annette Funicello in the 60s, but it is not working on KStew. I mean, I love see-through, I love neon jizz splatters, I love grandma's girdle panties and I love primetime hooker shoes from the 80s, but I don't like them together and I really don't like them together on KStew. That shit looks like melted dot candy. It's a Rorschach test made with puffy paint.
Well, but at least Kristen Dunst learned that if she ever wants to look hot, she just has to stand next to KStew wearing this mess.
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Note to Kristen: "Do not wear an outfit like this, if you are not able to fill it out."
Kristen Stewart is the blandest, most average looking actress ever. Whoever keeps trying to make her happen and telling her she is special is nuts.
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Thank you for posting that link. Kstew doesn't have the body tone or shape to carry this dress off at all, and it was tailored wrong for her to boot. But I have to confess...I do love those heels. Are those Louboutins? I guess he could stick a heel on a turd, paint the bottom of it red and sell it out faster than anything.
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Wowzers. She is just awful.
I hear some thing on the radio this morning that she is downright nasty. Brushes her teeth once a week, never wears deodorant, and rarely showers.
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What's with the granny panties KStew? AHAHAHAHAH WTMF? Chick is in her 20's and already wears big ole HUGE ASS UNDIES? olol
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KStew's stylist must REALLY hate her guts to keep putting her in hideous outfits like these!
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She makes even dressing like a cheap hooker seem boring. It's a gift. I'm not sure what the purpose of the gift is, but it's a gift.
Can KStew finish the see through phase? I'm tired of looking at her underwear.
Submitted by the violator on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 7:44pm.
she has a very unpleasant body in general and some really awful legs.
those calves are completely non-existent
blech!!!
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yeah, she has the second ugliest pair of legs in Hollywood. The first belongs to Blohan. Yet both these whores insist on showcasing their fug.
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she has a very unpleasant body in general and some really awful legs.
those calves are completely non-existent
blech!!!
For some reason she reminds me of this idiot I went to school with. She always wore tacky clothes and makeup and looked white trashy. But all of the white trash guys wanted to get in her pants (which wasnt hard to do) so it inflated her ego and made her think she was soooo much hotter than everyone else.
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Who designed it? I bet it is Balenciaga and that brand has gone to shit since Nicolas Ghesquiere quit.
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:05pm.
It's especially boring when you have over-the-top slut clothes but not the body to go with. She looks like a boy in drag, so she's doubly boring.
Actually, this outfit just highlights that thin does not = hot. Thin and toned is hot. She's just doughy and pudgy, with a bloated belly and flabby legs.
I can't wait for her to start ballooning up like Mischa Barton. "Yeah, how do you like Bella Swan now?!"
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She's still trying SO HARD to make somebody give a shit about her, after she found out Twishite fans don't care about her personally, and everyone else thinks she's a pretentious bitchy ass.
So on with the tacky revealing clothing! Srsly, ever since the scandal she's worn nothing else.
For some reason I like Kiki, and she knows how to rock the sexy clothes here without looking like an unsuccessful 1980s movie stripper.
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She is so full of shit. She constantly bitches about fame, and how she doesn't buy into Hollywood bullshit. And then she wears something like this. Why don't you just tattoo : PAY ATTENTION TO ME on your forehead, you hypocritical bitch? You know, Gaga might be annoying, but at least she doesn't put on airs and pretend that she doesn't want attention. At least people like Gaga are honest.
I'm sorry, but I can't stand pretension and hypocrisy, and Kristen Stewart is basically made of both those things.
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My sister and I were lauging at BritBrit's faces last night. We concluded that she's been watching Homeland and Claire Dane's crazy faces.
On topic, Slutty McSlutster has enough money that she can afford to have her ears surgically fixed and pinned back. She looks absurd.
I guess I'm not the only one who hates her guts, What a piece of fug. She is the dullest bitch on celluloid.
The dress would be alright if if had some kind of slip underneath instead of old mother Hubbard's unmentionables.
she needs to fire her stylist.. im sorry but her outfits lately are awful.
I like it! It's very original.
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I would like that outfit much better if the sheer material was taken off and my grandma was wearing it at Miami Beach circa 1940.
That pic dlist newbie is so different. Erdem must be pissed she wore it so poorly. That much exposure calls for extra demure but she broadcasts over the top slut which is boring.
Submitted by dlist newbie on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 2:27pm.
Found the pic of this dress as shown on the runway. Still a fugly dress to me but looks 10000x better on the model.
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It does look better, a bit longer, on the model. There are some really gorgeous dresses and ensembles in that collection. A few clunkers, but generally beautiful.
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How fucked up do you have to be to make Drunkst look good? Damn, KStew, just give it up, girl.
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Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:07pm.
She and Kirsten Dunst are the Sarah Jessica Parkers of their generations... fugly and overrated although KD killed it in Interview with the Vampire. The last time she was appealing.
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It's sad when you peak at age 11. She's been downhill ever since.
Found the pic of this dress as shown on the runway. Still a fugly dress to me but looks 10000x better on the model.
http://www.erdem.co.uk/collections/spring_summer_2013.php#pic24
Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:33pm.
Designers often send celebs shoes in sample sizes which are traditionally made for models who are usually very tall with big feet. I agree that it looks silly.
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Ah, I didn't know that. Still with her money you'd think she could splurge on $3 foot petals. Those things are lifesavers.
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She needs to fucking hit the gym. Acting classes too.
I really like the pairing of that satiny pale blue with the transparent fabric with burnt orange embroidery.
No need for the bare tummy. I also don't like the 1940's bathing suit feel.
But the basic design is a failure (for an adult, anyway). Maybe a slightly longer skirt, capris, or even a column long skirt. Also the transparent topping could be less body-clinging, with a bit of movement.
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That dress is having an identity crisis. Doesn't know what it wants to be.
good body, ugly outfit. at least it's not slutty
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:33pm.
Designers often send celebs shoes in sample sizes which are traditionally made for models who are usually very tall with big feet. I agree that it looks silly.
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Ah, I didn't know that. Still with her money you'd think she could splurge on $3 foot petals. Those things are lifesavers.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:09pm.
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Speaking of Jon Stewart, K-Stew was on "The Daily Show" last night. Let's just say he didn't have much to work with in this interview. Again, she has all the poise of a 12 year old with new braces. Yet he made her feel comfortable and brought out the best interview that could be gotten from someone like her. Not easy.
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...poor Britney...that expression says it all...
...a drugged out mind-controlled victim of the whole Disney MK Ultra star factory...
...and agreed that just because K Stew is skinny doesn't mean she's necessarily any kind of hot...
...her stomach is flabby and she actually has a bulging tummy...
...and I'll bet her feet and pits REEK...
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awwwwww, she's wearing her gramma's Playtex Living Bra and 24 Hour Girdle. how sweet.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:11pm.
Damnit Sweetass (typo but it stays cause thats what I read everytime I see your name lol), you beat me to it!
I am so sick of people calling this homely-ass chick a "stunner" - why, 'cos she's got dark hair and blue eyes? well BOO-YA - she's a schnooor and this is just plain FUGLY. her body ain't nuttin' to write home about as it is, but this sure isn't doing it any favors.
Ewwwwwwwwww.. lemme guess, Kanye dressed her?
Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:25pm.
And why do celebs never seem to wear heels that fit? She looks like she's about to faceplant in those things.
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Designers often send celebs shoes in sample sizes which are traditionally made for models who are usually very tall with big feet. I agree that it looks silly.
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she must be a vampire cause if she saw her reflection in a mirror she'd be laughing her ass off like we are about her stoopid dress.
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Not a fan of Kirsten Dunst particularly, but she always dresses really well.
Did a stylist send her out looking like that? Its lingerie right? Did she forget to get dressed? or no mirrors to look at, the power went out she couldn't see how trampy she looks? the girl is a mess fire the stylist
She always looks like a little kid playing dress-up with her mom's heels and slutty drawer contents. And why do celebs never seem to wear heels that fit? She looks like she's about to faceplant in those things.