LeAnn Rimes Is Still Yap Yap Yappin'
That's also the face she makes when her Ex-Lax Smoothie kicks in. Can someone get LeAnn Rimes a chair, bench, curb, step, stoop, ottoman, horse statue, or patch of grass to sit down upon? This desperate bitch needs to have a seat! After scaring the stuffing out of that child that lost X-Factor (and then blaming her for it), drunk-ass laxative lady LeAnn spoke to Extra (again) about how her new ditty reluctantly references her and gigolo husband Eddie Cibrian having hurt each other in the past. "Borrowed" is about these dickheads falling in love on the set of a Lifetime movie and fucking over their spouses. A classic and dignified love story for the ages. Actually, Brandi Glanville (and LeAnn's checking account) are the only ones who got fucked over. Falcor's ex Dean Sheremet slipped into some buttless briefs and twerked it for the boys in celebration at the nearest gay bar. Shaved beard AND alimony? Werq!
"I actually was scared to put him in the song, because it does talk about how we both hurt each other," she explained. "There was a moment where we did have some hurt between the two of us that we had to accept and get over and move forward."
What could the hurt between them have been? Twitter finger fatigue? STDs colliding? LeAnn got her first post-Eddie AMEX bill? Eddie confessing his revulsion over how much pooping time she puts in?
As for that song title. "Borrowed" implies that you're going to be giving it back. Considering the current situation, I wouldn't lend this bitch any books you want to see again.
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You know Dean wakes up and laughs his ass off every morning over all her stupid drama. She's become mental, and he's living a nice grounded life with a sane person. Dean's gonna love it as much as the rest of us when Eddie gets caught cheating with a truck stop waitress in Montana next time he goes away on a movie.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 1:43am.
Yeah, Dean Sherbert probably sees her acting like a loon and with no career, and thinks about how lucky he was to get out before the train totally went off the rails.
I'm not surprised he moved on fast, though. Wasn't she pretty openly cheating on him for several months before filing for divorce? Plenty of time to lose all affection for the person humiliating you.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Actually... Leanne's first husband moved on pretty fast from Falcor..
And married a fashion photographer. So the pathos, rumored heartbreak..is just
A figment of her imagination. Dean is fine and dandy .. And laughs and laughs when he sees the bullet he dodged beating up on 13 year olds.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Now I've got that Laid Back song in my head.
"If you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse..."
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She and Lohan should Thelma and Louise it off a cliff.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:02pm.
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Heya Twatty Muffin, how you doing girl? All ready for Christmas and New Year's? Not sure if LeAnne realizes it, but she sure is a long way from where she was when she had her hit album... now when we think of her it's Exlax, crying fits and dumb tweets. Hope the singing helps but who knows.
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Withy -- hey, babe! What's going on? Nothing much today. God, that picture of LeAnn is priceless, isn't it? It's like she just took a handful of ExLax and then had the most spectacular crap afterward, where she lost like 5 pounds immediately, right?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
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Hi Twatty and your hunk Meloni avie, lol
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They hurt each other... and no one else, Leanne? Come on, just sing because we don't want to hear the rest of it. And check him for lice down below because a slut is a slut is a slut. ;D
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E! aired her interview again the other night. Why?!
Jersey Strong
WendyNerd -- I heard LeAnn does Google alerts on herself, so she probably is looking at these comments and getting really upset right now. Hey, LeAnn, you ugly!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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You know, I'm actually afraid of commenting on these posts because I'm afraid she stalks the gossip blogs, see what I write, and try to sue me. That's how crazy I think she is.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:48pm.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
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THIS!!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ugh! This has got to be her O face also
UGH! That photo! I recognize that face she's making. I've had BM's making that same face while loudly proclaiming, "Oh Lord Jesus! Help me Jesus!".
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:00pm.
Dog -- yeah, you're right. Could you imagine though if LeAnn walked in on Eddie shagging some other dame? I could see something really ugly going down, like her pulling a gun on them and shooting both of them dead. I really think she's that crazy. I don't think she'll ever let him get away alive -- I'm dead serious.
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I picture it that she would turn it into all about her. She would "attempt suicide" and go on talk shows and act like she's the long-suffering wife. Blech.
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Dog -- yeah, you're right. Could you imagine though if LeAnn walked in on Eddie shagging some other dame? I could see something really ugly going down, like her pulling a gun on them and shooting both of them dead. I really think she's that crazy. I don't think she'll ever let him get away alive -- I'm dead serious.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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Twattie, that's because money isn't more important to you than everything in the world. Usually it's the women that turn a blind eye for the bling but in this case, Eddie is turning a blind eye. He knows even if he cheats on her, she won't leave him because she needs him.
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Dog -- what I always wonder is how Eddie can pop a boner with LeAnn. I know he keeps thinking about the money, but at one point or another you've got to look at her face, which is hideously ugly. How can a guy perform if his mate is that ugly? I don't get it!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
Oh, foolish LeAnn. The world does not give two shits about your joke of a marriage or your dumb history. Or your dead career and half-dead body.
She has been described as always, 24/7, worrying that Eddie will cheat on her and leave her for someone else and she spends 24/7 trying to avoid that. No doubt he will - she isn't wrong. But I'd rather be single than live that way. She's so pathetically desperate to keep him that she constantly makes an ass of herself and doesn't even realize it.
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Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 3:14pm.
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I can relate. My older sister has been diagnosed with it and is on meds. I must say, they have helped to curve the paranoia and impulses, but the prognosis compared to other BPD's is like black to white.
ETA: it was more delusions (figments of the imagination) than paranoia. Not funny type.
She has no one in her life to tell her to STFU! All pictures of her are with Eddie and the kids - or her alone. She meets up with her Twitter fans for lunch and dinner. I learned the hard way that when someone is over 25 and has no friends in their life: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! You may think that they are "misunderstood" or "bullied" or wtf ever, but truth is: if you, at 25, are incapable of forming ANY lasting relationships, YOU are the problem.
SHART!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Shit, PSL, I'D rather do Brandi and I think they're both putrid human beings.
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Doggie, there was a "who'd you rather?" poll on TMZ and 85% of people picked Brandi over LeAnn.
heehee
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Celebitchy had an interesting article about how LeAnn copies everything Brandi does right down to going to her dentist and changing her back Range Rover for a white one like Brandi's.
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Tooooooooooo much !
Blahhhh blah HGH blah Hugh ?!?!?!?! STFU falcwhore !!!!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by CodeRed on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:06pm.
Here's something on Borderline Personality Disorder.
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they also like to label some patience with BPD, cuz they don't know what other category to place them. It's the scapegoat tag.
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My younger brother was diagnosed with BPD AGES ago, and I agree it is a scapegoat tag. Besides the narcissism, it doesn't really fit him.
She just needs to go back to rehab or whatever it was and STFU for infinity. Eddie gets what he deserves. Stupid schmuck. She reminds me of a certain type of individual that has worked at every job I've ever had. There's always one in every office. The type that goes on and on about the nonsense drama in their life that's brought about by their own stupid choices. Always going on about her precious dear hubby. When everyone knows hubby is at the strip club or banging her sister while she works.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 3:03pm.
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I saw your comment on top, the same I was gonna write, after reading the story and decided to comment. Something along, great minds thinking alike.
in one of the links posted, I had commented previously about it, in depth.
Code Red,I don't think this fool can hear "SHUT UP!" enough! Go for it!
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Spinning wheel got to go around
Talking about your troubles it's a crying sin
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Submitted by Sven Erlandson
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Sven, it's a damned book-- good for you if it's selling fast but more can be printed. No need to make it sound like it's a rare or scare commodity. Sheesh.
Plus, it's really tacky to plug your product on MK's blog.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:06pm.
Here's something on Borderline Personality Disorder.
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they also like to label some patience with BPD, cuz they don't know what other category to place them. It's the scapegoat tag.
ETA: it's very broad in range.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:48pm.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
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I was just gonna type ''SHUT UP!'' to put my two cents in.
Good god, I've seen plenty ugly pictures of LeAnn, but that one has got to be the ugliest. It's like she took a handful of ExLax and had a huge shit!
Lisbet -- though my late mom never was diagnosed, I read up plenty on borderline personality disorder & narcissism and I believe she had it. I loved my mom dearly. When we got along, she was the best mom ever, but when she flew into her rages, it was horrible. And what you posted about BPD & fear of abandonment is oh so true.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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Jeebus!...ugly cry faces got nothin` on this mug.
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
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What goes up must come down
Spinning wheel got to go around
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Submitted by Sven Erlandson on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:03pm.
Available for $9.99 on Kindle!!!
*eyeroll*
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Also,
Her ex is remarried now
http://www.dlisted.com/node/39619
He actually moved on to someone much cooler than her.
Thumbs up to him!
The best thing she could possibly do for herself is shut up and delete her twitter account.
She should delete Eddie while she's at it
I think Lisbet is on to something. This bitch be wack, yo.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Falcor's been out of control for ages now. She's drunk and drugged at concerts, stumbles around, forgets the lyrics, rambles on and on, slurs her songs and sits down on stage to read her lyrics. It's the sad demise of a child star. Even sadder that she shit all over a new child star's performance and then blamed her for it. Falcor is also suing a teacher, after Falcor harassed her: www.gofundme.com/HelptheSmileys. Leann needs rehab. I doubt Eddie is looking for roles, he is well paid for the role of a lifetime ala Sunset Boulevard.
Here's something on Borderline Personality Disorder. For some reason, it makes me think of Falcor:
"BPD is not a description of behavior exactly, it is a description of an adaptive coping strategy. In other words, people persist with BPD because it works.
""Works" has a limited definition for borderline: prevention of abandonment. Narcissism protects the identity at the expense of everything else, Borderline will do whatever it takes to avoid abandonment, including giving up one's identity. Abandonment isn't loneliness or isolation, a person can run away to the woods for a year if it preserves the connection to the other person, even in a terrible way: "I'm hiding out because he's out there looking for me to kill me."
"The currency of borderline is affect. Energy. The analogy is the kid who doesn't get enough attention, so acts out: he would rather have hugs and kisses, but he'll settle for the same amount of affect in any other form of attention, including anger and yelling.
"...That plays out into adulthood. Knock down fights and great make up sex is psychologically more fulfilling than a normal, calm, low-affect marriage. Mind numbing jealousy is preferable to being 100% sure of their fidelity, to the point that the brain becomes paranoid to keep things interesting. "Are you just looking for things to be upset about?" The answer is yes. You think Megan Fox's character in the Rihanna video is ever going to settle down with someone who doesn't wear a tank top to facilitate punching?
"Why are borderlines attracted to broken men? To alcoholics? To rageful narcissists? Affect. "I never know what mood he'll be in." The range, the energy means you are connected. No abandonment is conceivable if the guy is beating you. "But he cheats on her as well!" He'll be back. Right?"
http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/01/penelope_trunk_abuser.html
She won't stop talking about "it" because "it" is all she has. The fact that "it" sucks donkey ballz does not mean "it" is not better than having to face herself and act like a decent person.
Her career is basically dead. She has to realise that the man she married is a gold digga, but so much of her self worth is based on the fact that she could get this hot guy, so she can't divorce him and face the music. And she can't stop talking about it because she has to sell records, and why else would the meeja pay attention to her?
"We hurt each other"= Our publicists told me I had to come clean and act contrite, because people really hate us, and we'll never work again if I don't. Plus, they took away my Twitter. *sob* That's why I got drunk. You'd drink too, if you lost your best friend. They gave me shit for singing that song so young, and then they want me to go out on stage with a 13-year-old. *sob* *chug*
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Tojo, because she wants to know that WE believe her story.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
They are all gay! There... Next.
Doesn't she get it? Nobody gives a fuck! If she was really happy she would just live her happy life, why keep talking, talking, talking about it?
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She should audition for the lead role in true life: antz.