Making LieLo Look Sober Isn't Easy
It's not what you think!! Dina Lohan is NOT completely exploded in the brains out of her mind sidewalk licking DRUNK in these pictures. She is just being an excellent mother by trying to distract everyone from the bloated wasted mess in yet another fur (the Salvation Army must have had a clearance sale) that is her daughter Lindsay. Good plan Dina!! Because the first thing I noticed was that your ass was falling off of your heels and you looked about two seconds from throwing down a pile of puke and then face planting into a cactus or whatever plant was handy. Like daughter, like mother. LieLo looks positively fresh and sober in comparison and that is no easy task. Slow clap for 2008's Mother of the Year!
The pictures were taken on December 30th when they were leaving Cipriani in London. SEE JUDGE? Lindsay said she was going to stay in for New Years Eve (she didn't) and get her life straight in 2013 (she won't), so technically, you and the rest of us should be okay with this (we aren't)!
Wenn, Splash
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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 7:04pm.
well she's a "survivor", and she has to do what she can to pay the bills, so my guess is that she's still working as an escort, White Oprah is her pimp, and her customer was waiting for her in London.
LOL...it does look like Lindsay just got back with the cash and some blow for the desperate and strung out Dinasaurus!
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Joining Lindsay in the UK Celebrity Big Brother house might be such celebrities as "jockey Frankie Dettori, X Factor's Rylan Clark, Cheryl Fergison, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, and former EastEnders actress Gillian Taylforth." (DM)
*raises hand* I've heard of Spencer and Heidi. For once I'm rooting for them.
I see that the Daily Mail are still trying to link Blohan to Max George. he called her a groupie & laughed about it in t v. even lohan isn't that desperate.
Come at me bitch!
At this point, Teen Moms are looking more interesting than this sad thing.
Now wait just a dern tootin' minute! No flash of shaved kitty? No hitting the pavement in 6" inch heels? No deathly palor? Did I sleep through the apocalypse? Cuz these photos of Lindsey make her look like a live and sober human being.
Okay....her hair still looks like shit. I had to say something bad.
WTF shade of Nice and Easy puke orange is that horrible weave? She looks like she scalped a bunch of cabbage patch kids for that mess.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
I was wondering the other day, since they both do drugs, if they'll both overdose one after another in close succession.
(not that I'm wishing for their deaths, but if it's happened to others who we didn't expect to die, it could happen to them.)
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@ P.T.Bull ... you had to make me look and yes, she is making the sign of the anus. I also noticed the coke packed into her nostrils!
What is the obsession with being orange ?!?! Yik !!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
I guess its my nature to be off-task, but I find her low-rent bodyguard more interesting than she is. He's probably pretty tough up close, but if a footrace is needed to protect her, she's out of luck. But, really, even for a stalker, the game isn't worth the candle anymore.
She is doing a nice anus impersonation in the last picture. I can't imagine I am the first one to notice that.
It isn't easy for a photo to evoke images of the Jennifer Connelly "ass to ass" scene in "Requiem For A Dream", but this one sadly does.
Excuse me, I have to go and douse my eyes, soul and aura in Clorox now.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:04pm.
Can we really rule out the two of them not doing a mother/daughter call girl thing??? It's not unheard of (shudder).
Or Mother of the Year sitting by--perhaps in the foyer, or watching TV--while Linds and John git it on in the next room?
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“Mais où sont les neiges d'antan?” (Villon)
Why do I get the feeling that if I were to shake hands with Lindsay, they'd be all sticky?
Ewe
well she's a "survivor", and she has to do what she can to pay the bills, so my guess is that she's still working as an escort, White Oprah is her pimp, and her customer was waiting for her in London.
Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:36pm.
I thought she looked like Patsy too - reminds me of the one where Patsy wakes up with an unlit cigarette in her mouth and lights it first thing.
Is it warm enough in London to be dressed like LieLo? Why highlight the bruised legs in a mini?
Santa Claus should have brought her a fingernail brush. Those nails are dirrrrrty
I hope to fooook she's on celebrity big brother
This deluded clown has become our Jodie Marsh. So embarrassing. Can't we quarantine her?
OMG! White Oprah looks exactly like Patsy (Joanna Lumley) in this picture. That's the definitive drunkface!
Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:40pm.
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Hey Happy New Year to you as well Anon:)..and thanks lol!
So...this is just sad and embarassing. All i got.
Good grief, she looks like one of the hookers I saw downtown yesterday on the corner by the Circus Circus, and by 'her' I mean either one of them. Gross.
That security guard's ashy knuckles are distracting...and poor Lindsay looks like she can't open her eyes once she closed them for the blowing of the kiss...
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:09pm.
yes. Just like you do from booze. Until you know, you've done too too much and then you get all skinny dying looking like charlie sheen. By then it's usually too late because it means the liver and or pancreas is shot to hell.
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dinas coat has fur SLEEVES??
oh dear god.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
I cannot believe Lilo looks clean and sober!!!!! Dina, what a skank mess you are. Michael too. Don't want to even think of where Lindsay's siblings are.
@M.E. feel better soon!
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Submitted by FluffKitteh on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:09pm.
People on here always talk about "coke bloat"...do you really get bloated from doing cocaine?
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I'm not sure to tell you the truth.... never sit still long enough to look in the mirror.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
People on here always talk about "coke bloat"...do you really get bloated from doing cocaine? (I have never tried it).
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
I realize there are many issues with the two Lohans, but all I can think about is that doorman (bodyguard?) has some seriously ashy hands.
Wow, Hohan's hairline is running away from her face. WTF?
The pic of her with the fan(?), I did look to see if Lilo was pickpocketing her.
Those are some interesting marks just below her knees.
Can we really rule out the two of them not doing a mother/daughter call girl thing??? It's not unheard of (shudder).
Lastly, bodyguards hands are ashy.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:27pm.
bambam - I TOLD YOU KILLER JOE WAS FUCKED! Seriously. That movie was FUCKED UP! And why did everyone have major hairy muff? UGH! TEXAS!
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Who the fuck answers their door greeting you with their bush? I wouldn't be able to look 'em in the eye, I'd be staring at their muff the whole time. I guess they were unshaven to reinforce the point of them being p.w.t.
Good to hear your kids are well, sorry about BH feeling down. To that point, I'm trying to drink a cup every morning of hot water steeped with fresh slices of ginger and lemon. It supposedly boosts immunity and gives a good shot of vitamin C.
Then again, I give my mom vitamin C with her meds twice a day and she ain't caught a cold in years.
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It'd be nice to have a drunk-times minder like that, to squire you around and shove fools outta da way when you can't stand up or don't feel all that sociable.
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"Mais où sont les neiges d'antan?" (Villon)
she has the ruddy beefy hands of an old northern milkmaid in the deepest of winters. her bloated and mishapen face is starting to match.
20something? really? her and her stretched out & haggard mother look like they could be sisters.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Enough with the fur, bitch. Despite what you obviously think, it's not classy.
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
Happy New Year, bitches.
I'm usually not for plastic surgery, but FFS, someone get Dina a chin implant. She looks like some old dried up barfly. Just because you are does not mean you have to look that way. ugh
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
two things, unrelated:
1. whamo, i always love your posts, and hope you had a good new years, in spite of chuck.
2. that hairline - what IS that?? that is not just receding, thats an inch and a half back, and totally smooooove. its gross! i cant stomach it!
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
I read the article in Radar regarding Michael Lohan blabbling (once again) to anyone and everyone who will listen to him.
....and I have to say (*sign of the cross*) that he makes valid points. There is absolutely no reason on earth for Dina to be out carrying on with her drug and alcohol addicted daughter with a court date around the corner and seized bank accounts and no prospects for any employment on the horizon. It's beyond disgusting.
Michael is a fucktard, but I have to agree with him on this one. This display of co-dependency is just plain sick. I wonder how Charlie Sheen feels about lending this piece of trash money now.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:27pm.
bambam - I TOLD YOU KILLER JOE WAS FUCKED! Seriously. That movie was FUCKED UP! And why did everyone have major hairy muff? UGH! TEXAS!
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Loved that film. The only muff I remember was the daughter, and I think the logic was that she was meant to be 12. (They'd have been better off saying she was 18 and special needs, not least because the actress playing her was 23, and the timelines got weird if she was 12.)
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Gina Gershon showed her muff too. It's was a hairy mess too.
I don't remember the daughter having to supposed to be 12. I thought she was older just "special"
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:27pm.
bambam - I TOLD YOU KILLER JOE WAS FUCKED! Seriously. That movie was FUCKED UP! And why did everyone have major hairy muff? UGH! TEXAS!
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Loved that film. The only muff I remember was the daughter, and I think the logic was that she was meant to be 12. (They'd have been better off saying she was 18 and special needs, not least because the actress playing her was 23, and the timelines got weird if she was 12.)
Haha, Linds looks like Janice the muppet in that kissy face pic.
anno - At least the kids aren't sick! Had them checked out. A-OK.
bambam - I TOLD YOU KILLER JOE WAS FUCKED! Seriously. That movie was FUCKED UP! And why did everyone have major hairy muff? UGH! TEXAS!
Sorry to hear that M.E. - feel better !!!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:11pm.
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I watched movies, turned off regular tv. I thought I was gonna see Magic Mike but my butthole movie pirate mislabeled the dvd, it was really Killer Joe. OH MAH GAWD WHAT A SICK FUCKIN' MOVIE!!!!!! I loved it of course. But what the fuck is with T-rex showing us his ass in movies lately?
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:49pm.
There she goes blowing those crack and dick breath kisses again. Blech
ahahaha! I was think exactly that. Her breaf could probably stop a train.
She's so gone that she thinks she's at the Mean Girls premiere and is still a cute girl. OR she thinks she's Marilyn Monroe who originally started that trend ..
OT - BH just got back from the doc's. Pneumonia. UGH.
warmislandsun LOL he does!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:09pm.
here you can see she was with her new "mystery man"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2256032/Celebrity-Big-Broth...
I have been Latoya~ing around and I think it's this guy
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Rylan+Clark&qpvt=Rylan+Clark&FORM=IG...
who is def going to be on Big Brother......
Eeeeeeeewwwww! He looks like the budget version of that nekkid German dude that MK likes.