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PR relationships just aren't built to last anymore. Life & Style says that Taylor Swift is burning the lock of curls that she cut from Harry Styles' mop while he was sleeping, because their 2-month-long international slumber party has come to an end. Life & Style's source says their busy schedules broke them up, but The Daily Mail says that she drew a black X over the part of her Pee Chee folder that had "Mrs. Harry Styles" written on it after they got into a huge fight during their New Year's vacation on Virgin Gorda. If you click on one thing today, please click on this link that will lead you to the picture of Taylor Swift sitting all by her lonesome on a boat. It's the best and it's like Harry dropped her ass on that boat and sent her back to where she came from. Expect the lyric "I knew you were gay when you dropped me on Flying Ray" from Taylor Swift very soon.
The Daily Mail's source says that Taylor and Harry got into a huge fight on the island and she left on January 4th, just three days into their holiday.
"Yes I can confirm they have split up. They were on holiday and had an almighty row. They are two young stars at the top of their game so who knows what will happen in the future."
On Saturday, Taylor cryptically tweeted a lyric from a song she supposedly wrote about Harry Styles.
And that's that. I'm sure that before I even hit publish on this shit, Taylor will have already scheduled a hand-holding photo-op in the apple orchard with a new piece and I really hope that new piece is Justin Bieber. He's perfect for her. He's famous, white, probably can't grow pubes on his own yet and he's the ex-boyfriend of her best friend, so that completely fits in with her junior high school-like love life. And if Taylor gets with Justin, the Beliebers can stop fake cutting themselves over him being a baby stoner and start cutting their Taylor Swift voodoo dolls instead.
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I think she's a celebrity stalker. I really do. Sure, she's a celebrity herself, but that doesn't mean much. I would be surprised if she has some sort of creepy checklist of guys she wants to date.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
People don't hate her for being a needy slut. People hate her for being Taylor Swift, but we make fun of her for being a needy slut. Obviously "slut" is not a bad word here, but the needy part is embarrassing.
I really don't think anything is being aimed at her just because she is a woman. She makes her life into this. 15 breakup songs? And you think she cares what we think of her "serial dating?"
She's probably picking out a house next door to her next target right now.
I don't understand the jumping to the conclusion that she's GAY? Why? Where does this come from? Why does the ultimate ESCOLANDO have to be that someone is a beard or gay? So what if they are... but why is it that everyone in Hollywierd surely must be gay if they aren't in a committed relationship for a zillion years. I am just saying I don't get the gay vibe from her at all. I get a dweeb vibe. Not defending Swifty... first of all, everything about her irritates me, her hair, those bangs, her lip stick, her skinny pale body, the clothes she wears. She's a total DORK and she's a stage 10 clinger. And she probably just lays there for sexy times, in her flannel granny nighty. She is totally a work of PR fiction by the record company.
I can't stand her & I never believed this "relationship." let me speculate for a moment. She probably did have sex with Jon Mayer, But I don't think that's her standard M.O.
The girl is psycho. Remember girls like her in high school? The prim, prissy, tattletales? The insufferable ones who always had their hand up? They were bossy and possessive of their "boyfriends" and never gave it up. After a few weeks at most, of that bullshit, the guy walks.
I think Harry Styles was approached months ago because she wanted to meet him, hang out, etc. and it took time to coordinate their schedules and plan their PR strategy. He said WTF. Ups his profile. But she got carried away with her fiction again. She always does.
After he grew tired of playing Scrabble until midnight, he wanted to hang in the Bransons' hot tub and Partay! He probably even drank. Alcohol! Booze! OMG. That photo of her on the boat leaving the island, pouting, is priceless. Yaaay, Harry!
Virgin Gorda is a sorta odd place for them to choose. IIRC, not exactly a hoppin' place.
They do have Bomba's bar, which collects tourists' panties, so maybe that's what drew them there.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
She is an asshole with a mental problem.
Did anyone mention the Blind Item a few weeks ago predicting this kind of breakup for these two media whores.
This girl has issues. She is dating someone new every 2 weeks. And I do believe she's have sex. This does not look good to the young fans.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 2:03am.
Is dating a bunch of different guys really enough reason to hate someone?
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No but a 23 year old dating someone for two months acting like they are the end of the world love of your life, dumping them only to do it 4 more time in the next 3 months and THEN writing shitty songs about these loves of your life is enough for someone to...dislike her. LOL!
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Amen! You speak the truth! Please let Swifty quit singing about her loser love life, which she creates.
Submitted by movedtocomment on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:38pm.
She dated John Mayer. She's fucking. No old-fashioned G-rated clean-fun romance about it.
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Submitted by Snowblood on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 6:46am.
So your logic is that I shouldn't mock her because you, a person I've never met, also skanked it up OOAT?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Whamo, I'm with you!! The girl next door schtick is what sells her crappy music, but I don't for a second believe this daddy's girl is one bit wholesome. You know she's a freak and would do anything for a guy to "love" her. Her disingenuous naivete is nauseating.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 2:03am.
Is dating a bunch of different guys really enough reason to hate someone?
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No but a 23 year old dating someone for two months acting like they are the end of the world love of your life, dumping them only to do it 4 more time in the next 3 months and THEN writing shitty songs about these loves of your life is enough for someone to...dislike her. LOL!
Submitted by snowball on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:35am.
"Psycho stalking maybe lezbo"? Seriously? Based on what?
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Based on absolutely nothing other than me being a tongue in cheek smartass! I didn't realize we weren't allowed to goof on Taylor Swift, I must have missed that memo. Bawahhhaaa. I'll make sure to have proof upon demand next time I goof on someone:p
This sounds partially like some of the same shit that used to get handed to Aniston. She dated different guys all of the time so that meant she was a slut who couldn't find a man to put up with her - and she was older and actually expected to be of an age to settle down. Swiffer is still a youngun' and at 23, you'd think with the smorgasbord of male flesh who don't give a shit what anyone thinks of them dating her, she'll take them all up on it.
"Psycho stalking maybe lezbo"? Seriously? Based on what?
She could hardly have written this song about Styles, she most likely didn't even know him when she did. Nothing in the video looked like it had anything to do with One Direction either (or any of her other ex-boyfriends), it just looked like she was trying to be "edgy" in whatever cornbread way she can try to be.
Not sure why anyone takes a 23 year old dorky girl, her dating habits and the shitty songs she writes so seriously.
For the love od all that is unholy , MK, please update with another post ao i dont have to look at The Children's Hour slash Romper Room any longer!! Children annoy me, esp this one who cant seem to be without even a fake BF for ten seconds.
I rather like the daft, neurotic lil donkey, and I don't get a mean-girl vibe from her at all, despite her sinisterly squnty lil eyes. I think she's interesting, and I'm looking forward to watching her mature & develop, as an artist AND as a person.
And by the fucking way, let she among us without sin cast the first stone! Judging a bitch for serial dating in her early twenties, now come on. I sure the hell got my own rocks off in the '90s, so no judgement here.
T Shitter probably mimics a seal when she's getting fucked lol
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 2:03am.
Is dating a bunch of different guys really enough reason to hate someone?
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No her music does that for us.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:28pm.
I hate that fucking stupid gosh-geewhiz-golly look she always makes, which also doubles as an insert-cock-here look.
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lolol perfect description! Annoying as all fucking hell, mate!
(((Mickey)))! you see it too? You should check out her video for Our Song. She starts playing a bitchy/conceited girl and she is a natural a it!
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(((Owly)))!
There is something about Taylor Swift I seriously dislike. Her face and demeanor spell 'mean and conniving' to me.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:12am.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:29pm.
save the collage and paste the head of her next vict-, i mean true love, on style's body. duh.
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*wipes tears away* but I destr....oh wait! I can make another one! I LOOOOVE making collages about potential celebrity weddings!! : D XD
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Submitted by gines on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:33pm.
Hearing about how "heartbroken" everyone is over this fauxmance is enough to make me want to punch a kitten.
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I can't either! I can't stop crying. : P (JK)
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@ Foxxy,
Please, a moment of silence, a pour from the bottle and the flick of a bic lighter for the Great White Mack, John Mayer. Play onnnn, playa!
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Psycho bitch loves drama. She dates recognizable dudes, gets photographed nonstop with them, then they have a falling out where everyone comes to expect a gawdawful song written about the so-called hearbreak. It's not that she dates a bunch of dudes, it's that this ho thrives on the public attention dating and breaking up with them brings. It's like Demi only with an actual high school mind, not just mentality.
Fuck this crazy, needy, bad song writing ho.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 2:15am.
your opinion is supported by the fact that John Mayer is part of her history. fwiw, i think he's the answer to orangina's question
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by moonmaid on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:30am.
OMG - How did MK ever miss THIS PICTURE???? Harry has a third nipple!!! And a really gross pasty white Brit boy body. Yuck. Taylor needs a cowboy stud kinda guy at this point.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/07/article-2258623-16C9DABC000005...
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you sure there's only one extra nipple? I spot another 2 potential extra nips.
Also, he's got some random-ass tattoos.
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Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 1:14am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:02pm.
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I dunno .. I think she mostly comes across as needy cause that is the storyline
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Again I don't know...:) I don't really think there's some sort if made up story line. She's not only seen with these guys but she's obviously complicit in staged photo ops. She wants to be seen with all these guys. If she wanted a "quieter" relationships she could be a lot less visable about it. As far as the chaser goes I don't think I've heard of any of these guys chasing after her and having her be the one to rebuff her advances, I'm sure if that were the case the tabs would be more than happy to show a these guys as "losers that can't win the heart of a pop princess". These tabs are in competition with each other and if they had a different angle to approach her love life I would think they'd jump all over it just to be different. As far as her buying a house by the Kennedy's I'm pretty sure that's true, I've never heard otherwise, if it wasn't true surely at least one media outlet would tell us otherwise? JMO anyway, what the heck do I know lol :)
Submitted by Violet on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 1:29am.
I can't imagine she'd be very experienced sexually. She seems the type to just lay there and not want to get her designer lingerie messed up. I can't see her giving a bj, she'd be like ewww.
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Have to disagree with you here. She may have been inexperienced at one time but she's making up for lost time. She seems the type of girl who didn't get the attention other girls her age did, more curvy girls. Once she became a star she went after the type of guys she wanted to be with in school, did it with gusto.
I think she's good, game and giving, only with a fragile idea of sex and love. She gives bjs alright, she just thinks stuff like that means being deeply in love. She's easy. Just my opinion.
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She must be one hell of a pain in the ass.
The guys always run for the hills FAST.
Is dating a bunch of different guys really enough reason to hate someone?
Its funny none of the press seem to notice there is something majorly wrong with this young thing... I mean Taylor, not Hairy Harry.
I wanna know who she's really fucking, because we know she isn't fucking these twinks she's bearding for.
I can't imagine she'd be very experienced sexually. She seems the type to just lay there and not want to get her designer lingerie messed up. I can't see her giving a bj, she'd be like ewww.
Hey, Biebs... Run for your life...
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:02pm.
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I dunno .. I think she mostly comes across as needy cause that is the storyline the paps and gossip sites have made up for here. I just do not believe all of those real estate stories. Sounds made up to me. And how to we know that she is the "chaser" with each of her dates?
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:43am.
I dunno why but I think that young ghey Harry is a cutie. He has a sexay voice too.
agree - can definitely out sing that little canadian lesbian with the fancy car and chicken chest
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I dunno why but I think that young ghey Harry is a cutie. He has a sexay voice too.
OMG, does that make me a pedophile?
He kept calling her Louis and she kept calling him whatever her "assistants" name is.
You guys should read the twits on twitter some names for the "Haylor" breakup song .....funny as all get out.
Maddox Jolie Pitt, you better watch your back.....you're next!
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OMG - How did MK ever miss THIS PICTURE???? Harry has a third nipple!!! And a really gross pasty white Brit boy body. Yuck. Taylor needs a cowboy stud kinda guy at this point.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/07/article-2258623-16C9DABC000005...
You're "dating" an 18 year old dude. Two month fling seems about right.
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She wasn't into anal, he broke up with her, understandable.
Fucking her has got to be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway with all the cock she's seen
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:29pm.
save the collage and paste the head of her next vict-, i mean true love, on style's body. duh.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The seal has more sex appeal than that twat & twink combined!
Her FB map has pins all over the world, but they're places where she owns real estate nearby an ex-short-term BF.
Branson must have a tolerant wife: he's always maulin' some nymph in the pool or waves.
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Kodaline, Lose Your Mind
We assume so much when we see a celebrity pictured with the same person of opposite sex more than twice. She has never confirmed her relationships or denied anything. She could just be casually dating, no sex, just quality time. She's having fun, exploring her youth, beauty and fame. What about debutante balls in the old days, what about courting a gal? She could be enjoying this throwback action.
Hearing about how "heartbroken" everyone is over this fauxmance is enough to make me want to punch a kitten.
Fuck celebrity worship in this country.
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