James Franco Is A Helluva Drug
Justin Bieber + James Franco + KMart wigs + a corporate apartment + extra large dentures + too much free time + an on-call weed man + everything in the medicine cabinet + a pink napkin over a flashlight = THIS MESS RIGHT THERE.
James Franco uploaded (and then deleted) a video to his WhoSay page of him, his rumored fuck piece Ashley Benson and some dude grinding and simulating dog sex to Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend." This is James Franco on James Franco and it's also the worst and scariest installment of Paranormal Activity ever. Before you say that James Franco is getting way too old for this shit, I'll have you know that HIGH ART knows no age. (But seriously, James Franco is getting way too old for this shit and shouldn't he be studying to get his 89th degree in whatever, or something?)
via Just Jared
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...meanwhile Ezra Miller has left him in the dust *without* the drama, stunts and queer theory lessons. He just focuses on--wait for it--*acting*.
Franco IS getting way too old for this, MK but he's still better than the LezBeaver and his little Lezface! Why couldn't this have been his sexy bro Davey, instead? :/
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:16pm.
Yes I already know you are asking me in your mind to interpret this so I will go ahead and do you that favor that you ask of me before you ask me.
James Franco's message is VERY OBVIOUSLY clear to anyone with a quarter of a working brain. Here he is dressed as Justin Bieber but in a dark shadowy world with a frantic spotlight emanating from a flashlight, symbolizing the frantic world of love, we are all waving our flashlight around searching for love, for some, a "boyfriend", but we do so in the dark.
Ashley here plays the prized female fruit, the "light at the end of the tunnel" in a dark and cold world, if you will. The ultimate goal, the emotional ascension. It's really quite spiritual and deep. I am actually weeping at the realization of this.
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Bravo! You would have gotten an A if James Franco ever showed up to teach his Poetry In Film class.
I love this foolio!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
He's nearly got his shoulders in his ass now, just a little bit further James, you can do it.
Some people just never get tired of seeing themselves on video.
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:30pm.
So the Disney people, pushing the new OZ flick had to pay out big monies to get James Franco to pretend he listens to beebsic so the tweeners won't tune it out.
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I don't think so, he's dating Ashley Benson who is friends with Selena Gomez and they all worked together...I think he sorta runs with that crew sad as it is for a 33 year old to be.
So the Disney people, pushing the new OZ flick had to pay out big monies to get James Franco to pretend he listens to beebsic so the tweeners won't tune it out.
Damn You, George W Bush.
I don't know most new actresses cause most of them suck but is this the girl who is famous for fisting?? He was dating the fister girl for a hot minute....
This is the first time that I ever heard a Beiber song...really, kids? REALLY?!?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
When I was on the Pretty Little Liars set Ashley Benson was incredibly immature and obnoxious. I remembered thinking "I know she's still pretty young, but she is a 21 year old who is at her job in any other profession you'd be fired for acting like that." I think it says a lot about James that he'd date not just somebody younger, but somebody you is younger and immature for their age.
snowpiece, for all mankind, let's hope every single last one of them hits an artery. For all mankind.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
This is embarrassing. I'm sure this is how it played out:
Hit Bong: says "you know what would be funny??"
Hits Bong: Films the masterpiece
Hits Bong: Edits and uploads
Wakes up sober: Sees video, freaks out, tries to erase
Been there, James. Only difference is nobody gives a shit when I do it.
OMG, look at this new trend #cutforbieber
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%23CutforBieber&go=&qs=n&form=QBIR#v...
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 1:23pm.
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Mike, haha. You are quite right. How could I forget?
Stoner sex is dirty, messy but GREAT sex.
Suckandfuck, your interpretation is amazing.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Its funny I guess because James Franco is like a hipster Will Ferrell?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
60 days till "Oz" is released and we'll know whether Franco stays or goes. There's definitely a morality tale here about the boy who would do anything to get his first part and now can't get the needle outta his arm.
He actually knows all the words. That's one big fat midlife crisis right there.
suckandfuck, that was downright beautiful.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 1:16pm.
Who kidnapped Sucky and stole his computer?
Sucky can do it all. He's Dlisted's version of a Renaissance Man.
"Justin Bieber + James Franco + KMart wigs + a corporate apartment + extra large dentures + too much free time + an on-call weed man + everything in the medicine cabinet + a pink napkin over a flashlight = THIS MESS RIGHT THERE."
it you delete the first two things on that list, the rest is all good
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sure the other dude isn't Franco's fuck piece?
Who kidnapped Sucky and stole his computer?
Video pretty good. Song vomitacious. Biebersucks.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Forget James...where is Dave Franco??? YUM.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I was amused and uncomfortable at the same time. Not sure why he deleted it. It was funny.
@Sucky - brilliant interpretation
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
My opinion is it does nothing to dispel the persistent Gay rumors.....I have observed and passed judgement......Smooches
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by MeowMeow: "You have to listen to a song a lot of times to be able to lip sync it that well. Which...Jesus Christ."
This made me LOL. Maybe he likes Bieber in an ironic way or something. I'm not seeing the brilliance of this "piece" and James Franco is coming off as Ashton Kutcher 2.0 in my eyes.
However. I think he is VERY handsome, and he's a good actor. So.
I watched all 3 minutes of that fuckery on mute, because I love his face. I like this James Franco way better than the "artsy" James Franco. He's fucking adorable and I would so hit it.
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
This was my first time ever hearing a Biebs song, too. *bleaches ears*
Team watch this thing on mute, but his expressions were funny. And that chick looked like she was trying to be Taylor Swift whenever she looked at the camera.
I don't know why he deleted it, either. It seems like it was kinda funny. I think this is the first time that I've listened to a Justin Bieber song in its entirety. Maybe I should've watched it on mute?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:16pm.
Thank you for reading my mind - but you knew I was going to say that.
These kind of stunts always seem like a good idea at 2AM, before the buzz wears off.
You have to listen to a song a lot of times to be able to lip sync it that well. Which...Jesus Christ.
Yes I already know you are asking me in your mind to interpret this so I will go ahead and do you that favor that you ask of me before you ask me.
James Franco's message is VERY OBVIOUSLY clear to anyone with a quarter of a working brain. Here he is dressed as Justin Bieber but in a dark shadowy world with a frantic spotlight emanating from a flashlight, symbolizing the frantic world of love, we are all waving our flashlight around searching for love, for some, a "boyfriend", but we do so in the dark.
Ashley here plays the prized female fruit, the "light at the end of the tunnel" in a dark and cold world, if you will. The ultimate goal, the emotional ascension. It's really quite spiritual and deep. I am actually weeping at the realization of this.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Why would he delete it? Looks like he put a lot of time and effort into it.