QOTD: LeAnn Rimes "Sometimes" Worries That Eddie Cibrian Will Pass His Peen To Another Trick
Your brain is probably still on the floor if you read that ESCANDALOSO expose at Deadspin about the Notre Dame football player who is either a dumb bitch for successfully getting Catfished for over a year or he's a dumb bitch for making up a dead girlfriend for maximum publicity (take note, Taylor Swift). If your brain is still on the floor, put it back in your head, because here's an equally important and fascinating (not really) quote from LeAnn Rimes about whether or not she thinks Eddie Cibrian's drifting dick will ever drift into another ho's twat.
While talking to Entertainment Tonight (via UsWeekly) about stuff, Nancy O'Dell asked her if she's ever worried about Eddie coming home with random vagina juices on his crotch. LeAnn said this:
"Everyone else would think I am a liar if I didn't say yes, and I have at times. It's definitely creeped into my mind, as it would anyone's. I think we've been very honest and open with that to each other, and our conversations about it have only made me understand how much he actually cares, as much as I do, about being faithful to each other. Where I'm at in my relationship with Eddie, that is not a worry that's in the front of my mind."
Scheana Marie, that sad pony-faced trick from Vanderpump Rules who Eddie cheated on Brandi Glanville with, claims that he cheated on her with LeAnn Rimes. So basically, Eddie Cibrian is a cheating slut who just can't stop being a cheating slut. LeAnn's ass probably knows this and she just looks the other way. When LeAnn walks in on Eddie with a mouthful of side snatch, she shrugs and then skips off to the kitchen to make herself a laxative-tini. When LeAnn kisses Eddie hello and a curly, black pube ends up in her mouth, she pulls it out, shrugs and then skips off to her laptop to tweet about how he's the great love of her life (after Twitter, of course).
I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain. Before Eddie came along, LeAnn didn't seem that crazy to me. But then when she got herself some good dick, her brain turned inside/out and delusion became her best friend.
Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 4:25pm.
He probably already has cheated. But let's not forget that SHE is a cheater, too. She cheated on her husband with him. The question is, who will cheat first?
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Yeah, but she cheated up in the looks department, he cheated down as low as you could go. Leann makes Pepper from American Horror Story seem hot.
Vanderpump Rules --- Has anyone seen this high class piece of televised literature?
This is my impression of Falcor with emotioicon. _ _
He probably already has cheated. But let's not forget that SHE is a cheater, too. She cheated on her husband with him. The question is, who will cheat first?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
He is probably already cheating and she probably already caught him which is why she thought of suicide. She won't break up with him because of cheating because she is weak and dickmatized as hell and she doesn't want to look defeated in the press. She won't admit defeat because it's the ultimate admittance of her own wrongdoing! He IS already cheating. The guy IS a cheater. No doubt. This will be fun to watch. Sorry to be so heartless but I am no fan of Leanne.
I am sick of that shithead. Leaving her *shitmeskinny* pills around for little kids to eat, what a fucking retarded cunt.
POOOHTEEEE!
The meltdown will be epic when he dumps her. Honey he is in love with your checkbook.
She sucked the hot right out of him.
pfft! Like like hasn't happened already. FYI LeAnn, once upon a time you were the other chick.
It's not if it happens, it's when, but I'm sure it's already happend several times.This dude has no career, and he's ruined hers because now she's not only stamped with the homewrecker title, but the cray cray lady title, and the obsessed with his ex wife title.
And she needs to quit with the anorexia. The only way she'll ever be hot is if she gets a head transplant.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:26pm.
I am in the exact same position as you and I wish I could help you out. Good D is a blessing and a curse.
Manti is mormon. If he was gay, he could have just hidden behind the "virgin by religion" and been fine.
This is all for Heisman and endorsement. He was trying to craft an image of "great guy who sticks by dying girlfriend."
They were just too stupid to think people wouldn't figure this shit out.
Leon Rimes will have the most epic meltdown in history once whoever is sleeping with Cibiran decides to out him for their 15minutes on reality Tv, and I can't waaaaiiiit!
"I think we've been very honest and open with that to each other, and our conversations about it have only made me understand how much he actually cares, as much as I do, about being faithful to each other. Where I'm at in my relationship with Eddie, that is not a worry that's in the front of my mind."
AND............................that's what Brandi said.
LeAnn is an idiot.
Why is she holding on to this asshole? He is the worst thing about her and is only holding her back.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:26pm.
THIS. 100%
A few years ago I was a rational girl, 27, a smart non-doormat/psycho. Then I got some good D and I turned into a total headcase. Man...if there was one thing I could get to do over in life it would be that guy and pass on his good D.
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Good dick changes everything. *LOL*
I wish I could tell you that you will get over it.
Trust me and Michael K, you don't. Just say "thanks for the memories"!
*LOL*
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
I'm sure Lance Uniball is glad the spotlight isn't on him today, since his interview airs tonight. One sports scandal at a time.
A secret Polynesian gay football club??? Well, I never...
Whatever Te'o's reasons or duplicity, it makes sense that ND and his family would support the tale, if only for recruiting at ND and Te'o's draft prospects, of which the Heisman is a part.
Can't wait till his presser later on.
Regarding Teo--his "girlfriend" would be the perfect match for Invisible Obama. There's a marriage made in heaven right there.
As for LeAnn--tough. If your man cheats on someone to be with you, then he'll cheat on you. I've known that since elementary school, which evidentally she missed.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:03pm.
Thank you, MK, for my tag line for 2013.
Yes, good dick does fuck with your brain and make you do and think evil things. *LOL*
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THIS. 100%
A few years ago I was a rational girl, 27, a smart non-doormat/psycho. Then I got some good D and I turned into a total headcase. Man...if there was one thing I could get to do over in life it would be that guy and pass on his good D.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:44am.
Oh dear....
Her laxative addiction is clearly making her shit all of her brain cells down the toilet!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Thank you, MK, for my tag line for 2013.
Yes, good dick does fuck with your brain and make you do and think evil things. *LOL*
The problem with that argument, in regards to Leann Rimes, is the assumption that the bitch has a brain in the FIRST PLACE to fuck with.
That girl is just off her rockers. Period. Eddie will be leaving that hot mess before the end of the summer. Yes, you read it here first. *LOL*
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
These two cheating good for nothings. I don't know why they get so much press. Eddie looks like a pig in shit.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
LeAnne is obviously dickmatized. When's the last time Eddie had a job- other than having a squinting contest with LeAnne?
He (SHE) must be paying his child support. Sit tight and keep racking up the expensive gifts from LeAnne and try to keep it zipped with the waitresses at IHOP dude.
NIce work if you can get it.
This Manti story is fascinatlng. I'm going with the "DL" angle.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:22am.
Submitted by Gingah on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:27pm.
Hahahaha
He's a 4 and she's a minus 10!
LeAnn please this is going to happen! she is trying to cover up the fact that she is aware of what a manwhore Eddie Cibrian really is
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
My condolences to you Meatblocks, that sucks. Moms are nuts. My mom's somewhat of a hoarder.
The main "super-connection" Eddie & MeeeeAnn have? They both are totally enamored with Eddie.
"You can't break anything that's super-connected" - MeeeAnn
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:46am.
I predict a divorce early next year.
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ambitious, honey she will stay even longer so she doesn't look so foolish
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
File this under "fucking DUH." You know he's creepin' left and right. I predict a divorce early next year.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I'm fascinated by the Teo story. I think the girl let her name be thrown out there as part of an agreement that she'd get something if he won the Heisman. He didn't get it, so now the girl wants to tell her side of the story.
Submitted by Gingah on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:27pm.
He's a 9
No.
Doll Parts,
thank you very very much for the kip pardue nipples.
that last paragraph sums her life up....right on MK
I love women and LeAnn just doesn't do it for me. At all. I am sorry.
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
Eddie Cibrian is disgusting.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
that's "Eddie"? kind of cheesy looking
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"Have you met Howard?"
Chinchilla - I agree. I think Cibrian's giving a female photog the eye in that picture. He just looks smarmy.
Re Te'o: It kills me that people are trying to defend him. He said they met at a ND vs Stanford game and that she made trips to Hawaii when he was back to his parents house. So either they all lied about spending time with her in person or some woman magically looks exactly like the woman whose picture they stole? And he happens to be friends with the guy they’re placing the blame on? And he happened to have a Heisman campaign going at the very same time this was all happening? And his grandma just happened to die in that same time frame, making his fake girlfriend’s death even more tragic? Oh and she wanted him to stay in the game so don’t bother coming to her funeral, that’s convenient.
Re LeAnn: "If he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you" and all that.
Glambert, the gay angle has been posited. Please review posts. I was merely giving my opinion on that particular theory, of which there are many floating about yesterday and today. After reading the reporting, I still think that it was a publicity ploy for Heisman consideration. Who knows? Probably no one will. I'll continue to read about what follows but am more importantly now onto college bb--Rock Chalk!
the look Eddie's giving the camera tells me the person taking the shot is probably female with sidepiece potential. as the old saying goes "if he cheats with you he will cheat on you" (tho i think that should be updated to include "or she").
I could almost buy into the belief that Manti was duped, except for the fact that in his statement he says he met the girl online. If that's true, then why are there articles out there saying that he met her after a football game? His statement also implies that they continued their relationship exclusively online and on the phone. If THAT is true, then why is Manti's dad saying she came to Hawaii to visit? I think he was in on this from the get go.
I also kind of like the theory that he's gay and needed a beard. That said, why couldn't he just hook up with a fellow ND student? Ya know, bang her for a while, keep her around for some photo ops, then just dump her at some point.
He could've also gone the Tebow route and pretended that he was saving himself for marriage. Flimsier excuse, but then he wouldn't have to bone an icky girl and he wouldn't have to invent a person. IJS
I can't imagine how she could ever even think for one second that he won't cheat on her. I think at some point shed have to ask herself why he chose to leave his wife for her.
As for the football player I don't know what to think. I was once taken in by someone with munchausen's by internet. It wasn't that kind of relationship; I just got close to her as a friend. She conned several others too. She conned an entire message board. She was very good at it and manipulative. She faked cancer and often pretended to be in seriously bad health. She talked to a lot of us on the phone and even met several of us in person - I was in one of the groups that met her on a vacation. She had a brother that would pop in online and update everyone when she was so sick she couldn't talk to anybody. He sent texts to those of us who talked on the phone. He was shy and had a phobia about talking on the phone. Then he died in a motorcycle accident. We got suspicious at that point - how much tragedy can happen to one person? She had given us enough information about the brother for us to track him down and verify that he was both alive and had never heard of any of us. After the fact it was all so obvious, but she had targetted those of us who had really stressful stuff going on (my husband was in the process of getting a kidney transplant, another lady was taking care of a terminally ill mother, and a third was in the middle of a divorce, etc).
Now I just don't trust anyone I meet online if they have anY
Unusual claims or problems that get attention. That message board still exists, and we all keep in touch, but we all feel compelled to post links to oficial obituaries if we mention a death in the family and downplay anything exceptional in our lives. We are all paranoid now.
So I can understand getting suckered in by something that seems obvious to other people. So I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be innocent or the one who made her up.
AND WHY??? Didn't he pay her a visit as she was dying of leukemia? she was the love of his life!
hoax. made up by him.
given we live in a shit world, he'll be the first drafted. I just hope not by the Bears.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
he's a hypocrite, all facts point to it. Gay or not.
where are the texts and proof in emails and phone records from his imaginary lady love?
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I want to smack his smug douche-face so badly. Oh and by the way, I am a long time lurker finally posting. I love you funny fuckers haha...
Submitted by Jayhawks97 on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:46am.
Oh, not going on the gay angle with all of it, just posting because the story is just so weird!
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just so weird as how? It's unbelievable? someone trying to hide their sexuality and stay in the closet so much that he'd fake a death of a leukemia patient? Fuck with that too, while you're at it.
If he'd had come out, his career and future wouldn't be at stake. what do you think? he'd try to make a pass on players during games and practice? There's nothing to be concerned about. sure he may get jabs from angry players once in a while, but nowhere does it say or matter in the guidelines that your sexual preference is a factor. Seriously, cannot and will not respect anyone who's living a lie.
i don't believe him for multiple reasons and facts.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
If he didn't have his facial hair he'd look pretty child molester-ish.
Sad because he used to be pretty hot. sigh.
Submitted by Jayhawks97 on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:46am.
Oh, not going on the gay angle with all of it, just posting because the story is just so weird!
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Gay angle? There is none.
Oh, not going on the gay angle with all of it, just posting because the story is just so weird!
Oh dear....
Her laxative addiction is clearly making her shit all of her brain cells down the toilet!
Darling horse...Eddie is probably already cheating on your bony ass!