We Have Miley Cyrus To Blame For This Mess
Ever since Miley Cyrus took a Flowbee, electric clippers and a few gallons of peroxide to her hair, semi-famous hos think they can do it too. Case in point: noted Romney supporter Jenna Jameson.
Looking almost more broke down than Brigitte Nielsen making mouth love to a bottle of Popov vodka on a patch of grass in a Studio City park, Jenna Jameson hosted an AVN after-party at Tabu in Las Vegas last night. Jenna came out with a head full of NO. Bitch looks like a plastic snake trying to swallow the head of a cockatoo.
Jenna Jameson used to look like the charbroiled corpse of a wonk-eyed iguana, so the good news is that she doesn't completely look like that anymore. The bad news is that hair. According to my research (aka a three second Google search), Jenna Jameson was one of the first women to ever make a million dollars for sucking and fucking dick on camera. Jenna Jameson is a peen-slurping vanguard! Jenna Jameson is part of history. But yet here she is copying Miley Cyrus? This is the worst mistake Jenna Jameson has made ever this decade this year this month this week in the past 48 hours.
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Her backne is vomit inducing.
im sorry but i cant stand this whore. my sister and I were in Beverly Hills in BEBE and I had my phone out texting and the bitch that was with her actually had the audacity to yell at me thinking I was actually going to take a picture of this dirtbag and then Jenna throws my sister and I dirty looks. hahaha scumbag go spread your legs already. LMFAO.
Whatever - it's an improvement!
She was soooo beautiful until she started with the anorexic 6 or 7 years ago, it aged her really, really badly.
I personally hate this hairstyle and I don't think it looks good on any woman. Except for maybe Pink who is kinda manly in the first place.
Yeah, Miley also invented hair in general..I guess we're all copying her.
OR Miley just stepped on the hipster train like so many others..including herp-fest over here.
"No intelligent life form writes in caps lock" ~GOD
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Her back tattoo is hilarious. "Don't be afraid, I was born to do this." Did she get that for the benefit of the multitude of dudes who have banged her from behind?
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"If it was sea jasper, we all know it was our favorite ethics professor." LaChaylo
SUSAN POWTER....ah, now I remember who I was thinking of! 'stop the insanity!!!' please!
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Wow, this one is aging about as well as Janine Linderwhatever - it must be hard being an old ho trying to stay (and be relevant) in a young girl's game. Aging porn stars -- there really should be a home for them to go to. So so sad.
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 8:46am.
"... It's about bloody time she dropped the L.A. PORN STAR look."
no it's not!
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Sorry Mi -- but you look 45
Oooo, look at those very red dots in her eyes...
JENNA IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS...
I like her hair, and I think that she looks good. It's about bloody time she dropped the L.A. PORN STAR look.
Honestly, when your career is on the wane, these sad celebrities need not turn to ridiculous fashion stunts as futile attempts towards resurrection.
Utterly pathetic.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
that's way fuckin unfortunate.
when you are an 18 yr old dingbat, you can dress like you're old and it might look novelty-cute.
but when you're older like this broad, dressing like this will onlt get you a membership in the depends undergarments of the month club.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
this tired whore is someone's mom...
she is gross...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
looks better than miley
old whore. she looks one tiny step above jodie marsh.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
This woman is a dirty republican. No one likes an old whore trying to be relevant,It's embarrassing on so many levels.
I like it. Bitch looks hot and has the body to pull it off.
She also looks like she's popped enough Oxy to lull an ape into a deep coma.
Holy shit, she looks TERRIBLE! That top picture i can see coke or china white up her nose. Shes just a big hot mess that crawled out of the bowels of Hell. We are the same age 38, she looks like shes in her 40's Hard livin isnt too good for the skin. Besides that her and baby huey iwn a really nice tanning bed.
I need to go to bed, bitch made me nauseous, real talk..
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"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun" -Al Capone
Oh Sal, but what do you want to bet that Jenna did it because of Milehigh and not Robyn or Pink? She'd have done it sooner, no? Nah, she liked the attention the chipmunk got. She asked for the Milehigh Cockatoo. ;)
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Thanks, Sal, for pointing out it was Robyn who was rockin that look way bofore miley cyrus was.
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"The U.S.-Mexican border es una herida abierta where the Third World grates against the First and bleeds."
-Gloria Anzaldúa
It sucks getting old but I can't imagine how much it must suck for a slag like this to realize she's completely irrelevant.
Looks like the 'Curse of voting "Mittens" ' hit her hard!
Yep, she lost a lot of stock with me with the "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." shit. She made all her dollars in Porn and then would dump on her former industry by voting for a dickwad and a political party that would criminalize all of her peers in a heartbeat?! I guess Jenna just thinks of Jenna...
And she has the gall to still suck the bones of her 15 minutes dry by hosting parties for the very industry she's dumped on? Bitch, PLEASE!!!
Jenna's Whoring it out now, like she nevah did during her time working in the industry. Not all whoring involves "...spreading your legs..." (Old AVN speech quote; Google it!)
Her look as ZOMBIE STRIPPER was better than this Cold Mess!
Sashay Away, Jenna! This porn industry supporting kween left your fanclub months ago!
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"Y este pendejo, que siente?!....."
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JTROS... Trust Mr. Tros. Maybe things happened with work or friends that he wished he didn't know about.,, During the Vegas Trip...I get the feeling he is very protective of you, and didn't want to disappoint you by even being there.
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:56pm.
awww I'm sure he kept it in his pants or he wouldn't have said a word.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:01pm.
I have her book, and have read it more than once. I like it a lot!
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Well, because of this post my Mister is in deep shit now. He was in Vegas this past weekend for a bachelor party and failed to divulge it coincided with pornstar-fest. He said some of the (married) guys did not behave themselves during the bachelor party and it grossed him out. I wonder if he doth protest too much? I never had reason to distrust him because he would normally tell me about pornstar-fest or other "events" and happenings just for full disclosure. But that didn't happen this time :(
On topic: JJ pulls off the hair better than Miley, but everything else looks like shit. Too much plastic surgery, bad makeup, ugly tattoos, ill-fitting dress, etc.
That hairstyle is obnoxious as its a trend-whorey kind of thing to do to your hair but it suits miss JJ. It complements her angular face.
Well this is the first and last time we will hear of her for 5 more years.
NO MK Pink and Gwen Stefani did it first.
I don't hate it. The cut suits her more than it does Miley (who looks like she has on a bad wig).
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:05pm.
Lol, oh now I must! I will critique her work when I get home, however, judging by her google pictures, I doubt excitement will ensue. Too much hairspray, lipstick and nails for my taste, blech.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:15pm.
Hey Twatty! I've always thought fancy porn stars and their movies to be boring. Jenna has a nice bone structure to her face and she was pretty, though when I looked at one of her sites once, it was all about her boobs, and the pictures made her look like a circus freak. When I saw one of her movies, she seemed to get so excited when doing the oral that I worried that she was going to gobble the dick right off of the guy!
I imagine she smells like Wet n' Wild blush, Dollar Tree sunscreen, old jizz, outdated mint flavored condoms, and new car smell.
Meh. Bridgette Nielsen (sp?) did it first and did it the best.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Considering how freakish she's looked in the not so distant past, I think this is an improvement.
Lucie -- hey, hon! And that is why I love you -- doesn't she look like she smells like shit? Seriously, how can one who has been a long-time cum dumpster ever have been considered gorgeous? You just know she reeks!!!
Cashew -- hey, babe! Yeah, there is a porn star named Christy Canyon. Uber large-breasted broad from like the 80's.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
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She actually was okay, I will admit that ...but not pretty.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1540547409
Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:50pm.
There's a porn star named Christy CANYON? Lol!
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Gurrrrl hell yesss! Definitely one of the finest ambassadors from the Armenian population besides Cher and Mannix. She must've been who KK thought she was channeling when she did her sex tape with Ray J, except Christy never just laid there.
Christy was a beast. Google her. Giggity.
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fuck u dan snyder.
Grace Jones can wear that haircut. Wendy O. Williams could wear it (I'm trying to think of someone current who can). But Miley and Jenna? They just look awkward. You've got to have ATTITUDE if you're going to do that to your head.
I have a confession. I bought and read her book and really liked her. She was gorgeous and seemed smart but the whole republican comment and awful plastic surgery look have made me rethink my position. WTF are those neck tattoos?
The book is interesting and a decent read into the porn world. I'd still recommend it.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060539100
I went to HS with a girl who became a porn star. It's a relatively small town so everyone has known about it for some time. A few years ago my husband hired a new deckhand from another state. my husband mentioned where I am from and deckhand wonders if I know this chic his wife is good friends with. Husband calls me from the wheelhouse and says " Mike wants to know if you know Chrissy......? I'm like " porn star Chrissy?" II told them her porn name and they googled her. He was blown away. He said "She's been over for dinner and she's in a porn called Plug My Ass in the USA" lol
Louise.. When you were describing the Bistro Stroll ..SHermie From Peanuts came to mind.. Maybe it's Kiki"s beer:::: everybody.. BISTRO******
Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:37pm.
Horrible plastic surgery and what is with that ridiculous ASS? Looks like she's got a watermelon taped in place back there.
The ass is very strange. I think she's sort of sticking it out, because it looks like her lower stomach is sticking out, too.
She needs follow Tim Gunn's advice and do what he calls, "Bistro Position" - shoulders down, pelvis slightly tucked in like you are squeezing between tables in a bistro.
Slag's being replaced by Lohan so naturally, she takes on the look of a Disney star. It all makes perfect sense. Not.
She looks hideous. (Romney supporter????)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Sorry I think she looks better pale and with this hair, I like it way better than Miley's
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:13pm.
your avi really works for this comment thread ;-)
JJ was beautiful in her youth but imo Vanessa "The Undressah" Del Rio was the most beautiful of them all
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I actually like the hair, the tattoos however look like hell . Talk about shitty placement.