Afternoon Crumbs
NKOTB, 90 Degrees and Boyz II Men have blown the panties off of every 30-something by reuniting for a tour called The Package. Yes, their tour is called The Package and I don't see one package on any of the ads. False advertising. - Just Jared
Brit Brit's chichis are confused, scared and suffocating, because they forgot what it's like to sit in a bra - Lainey Gossip
Not pictured: Casper Smart in the ocean, smiling, because he dog paddled without his water wings on for the first time - Hollywood Tuna
Jimmy Olsen gets a sex change in Man of Steel - The Superficial
If Rachel Dratch ever had a lifelong dream to run the Double Dare obstacle course, she sort of fulfilled it by running the Julia Roberts obstacle course - Towleroad
Leonardo DiCaprio is pressing pause on his acting career, because he really wants to focus on his true love: humping Angels - Celebitchy
The time I mistook Paul Rudd for David Duchovny - The Berry
The time I mistook Basement Baby for a subdued Lauryn Hill - Necole Bitchie
Who hasn't taken a bath with clothes on their body and a face full of make-up on their face? Monica Bellucci knows what I'm talking about - Drunken Stepfather
My mom would be honored that Suri Cruise is wearing a jacket made from the faux sheepskin seat covers in her old Buick - Popsugar
Olivia Munn's ass in a bikini in case you forgot what that looked like - Popoholic
Well, this is a really smart way to get Lindsay Lohan to move to rural Ireland - Gawker
A baby is coming out of Shakira's body right now - I'm Not Obsessed
When motorboating goes terribly, terribly wrong - The Frisky
Malia Obama should've followed that side-eye up with a wig snatching - Crunk + Disorderly
This is probably what Lindsay Lohan uses to tell time - Towleroad
Benedict Cumsinbtches promises a mighty Cumberbulge in Star Trek - Videogum
Red, White and NO - ICYDK
Only Kunty Karl's lesbian brides would look like creepy virgin vampire sisters - Queerty
Donnie Wahlberg looks like my seventh-grade science teacher.
That being said, this might be a great show.
LOL! Ah memories - I still to this day will tease my li'l sister about her NKOTB bedspread.
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
These dorks should be renamed "Men II Geezers".
Leo was getting a pass from me, but no longer. Says 'normal people don't drive more than 50 kilometers per day'. Wtf kind of totally pretentious ignorant bullshit. His electric car cost more than it's worth. No pay back on the investment. Dork knows nothing about normal people and the self satisfied asshole thinks FLYING around is helping the environment? And why does he talk in kilometers??
I'm so glad to see my girl Monica finally getting some DListed love.
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I've got a mouth on me.
more like a 401k package.
Holy mf Rob James-Collier is hott (Towleroad) nomnomnom fapfapfap! *fans self*
Viva la bella Monica Belluci!! <33
OMG Ireland, what are you doing?
Malia is such a beautiful girl, I thought that was Sasha giving Bey the 3/4 side eye!
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Saw these fools on "The View" this morning. Could not believe how crazy the audience was going.
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Lol, it's looks like Malia is taking side-eye notes from her mom. That was cute.
The writers for that Julia Robert's obstacle course deserve an award! That was hilarious! If I didn'nt know any better I might just suspect our own Michael K was behind that one!
Loved Depeche Mode!
Submitted by TOPANGA "Listen, my mother and I went to one of the NKTOBSB reunion tour concerts two summers ago and it was a blast...The funniest sh*t was seeing the poor bfs and husbands that somehow got dragged along..."
I'm not gonna lie. That sounds FUN.
Nothing makes you feel older than an arena full of your comtemporaries to watch your fav band from your youth...A few years back the husband and I went to go see Depech Mode. It was a rude awakening 40+ year old men and women swarming around dressed up to look fabulous yet casual. Well at least we didnt need babysitters cos the kids were out at clubs themselves!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
If by "package" they mean "turd," we'll okay, that makes sense.
Speaking of '90s crushes, I recently saw a movie with Corin Nemec and was like, "Hot Damn! My junior high school self had good taste!". I still would. Parker Lewis Can't Lose hischoniesfastenoughforme.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
how in the hell did boys II men get sucked into this geezerfest? and if we're talking geezerfest, then why isn't booby brown and new edition part of this monstrosity...
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Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:42pm.
Well I for one want to see Benedict's junk.
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Meee tooooo! I lurve him unreasonably!
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Heeheehee. BTW it is the omgblog not Towleroad.
OMG, Paul Rudd totally looks like Duchovny from 14 yrs back!
Great ....now I have ' Philly is slammin'
Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD ' in my head!!!! Boyz to Men.
what in the F is up with the second dude from right of center in NKOTB? More like OMOTB - OLD MAN on the block. How am I supposed to fap to that?
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Who writes for popoholic? Dude thinks that any girl with .0000001% of body fat is "curvy" and "bootylicious". Ah well, at least Munn isn't polluting TDS anymore, did she really get fired?
Well I for one want to see Benedict's junk.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:16pm.
Shitter's is starting back on her crazy train ways!! WOOT WOOT!
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Almost reminds me of MJ a bit except she'll make it easy for men to take advantage of her. Damn that's sad.
Oh, has anybody seen slam dunk kitty yet?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLAtuEMU0_g
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fuck u dan snyder.
Listen, my mother and I went to one of the NKTOBSB reunion tour concerts two summers ago and it was a blast. The arena was sold out with mid 20's and up, older women drunk,singing and shakin it to these dudes. Boys II Men made a surprise appearance and the place went nuts. The funniest sh*t was seeing the poor bfs and husbands that somehow got dragged along but somehow knew all the words to all the songs. Good times :-)
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I did not even recognize the NKOTB crew...wow...
I used to LOVE BoyzIIMen. But I ll be damned if i watch those fools in concert . But then, sometimes reliving old shit is better than it was the first time. I was at a Curtis Blow concert in the mid 90's and people went fucking BUCK. Hated NKOTB , and couldn't name a single song of the Fahrenheit people.
menudo or it doesn't happen ...
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:06pm.
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Oops, my bad. Keep it on the down low or else the powers that be are gonna punch another hole in my card. lol
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fuck u dan snyder.
He (Michael) apparently left B2M due to his scoliosis. I think there may be some issues to due to the other members saying(not sure if they did say it) that he shouldn't get paid as much due to him not being able to dance.
Submitted by Sam I AM on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:56pm.
Where's the fourth guy from Boyz II Men?
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Shitter's is starting back on her crazy train ways!! WOOT WOOT!
WTF with this "reunion" tour? When was the last time any of them were relevant?
Sasha's the younger girl (11 years old) and Malia's the older one (14 years old), so Sasha is throwing some serious bitch face as is her gram. to which, I say, HEE!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Dayummm, Drunken StepFather actually liked a woman for once. There's hope for america after all.
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fuck u dan snyder.
Twatty, my love, heart of my heart. I don't believe we've spoken in 2013, have we? I miss youuuuuu! <3 <3
I did a monster load of shopping in London last week, and for makeup I got a few of the Illusion d'Ombres (love love love), a couple of Rouge Allures, and a blush. I'm glad you like the Coco shine - beautiful formula, as you said, and if I'm in a hurry that's what I use because it just glides on. What do you think of the Spring collection? I've been thinking about getting the Poudre Signee, have you tried it yet?
Where's the fourth guy from Boyz II Men?
HBM -- hey, love! <3 I saw that Inky belleh shot -- too much sex for one kitteh! I love him!
Lucie -- Chanel makeup is the bomb! I just got a couple of Coco Shines, the formula is amazing. I agree about their clothes, but I would kill for one of their classic jackets.
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submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:34pm.
Reunion tours are for child support, palimony, and alimony.
Ha! I like your posts.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:16pm.
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I think you got it wrong, Malia's the one who yawned, Sasha's the oldest daughter and I think she's on the fence with that look, like she's not sure if the kiss is cool or not. Plus, she's daddy's girl so she might be having those "get away from my daddy!" feelings.
I could just imagine the stuff they're talking about from yesterday. lols
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Out of the three, the only ones I would want to see are Boyz II Men. I saw NKOTB when I was 14.
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Reunion tours are for child support, palimony, and alimony.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:06pm.
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Oh I don't doubt they'll read her the riot act, it's him they better watch. He might be president but he's a nerd at heart, a nerd who got a grown up hood rat hinting that he can git it.
And trust, if there's a man who's likely to tip out on his wife it's the guy with four women in the house. Crazy but I've seen it happen.
So you have a used to be nerd got some millionaire diva ghetto bunny wanna throw it on him, he gonna find a way cuz he's the PRESIDENT.
If for nothing else just to be able to sit with Bill Clinton and say "Sheeeeit, Bill, you know Beyonce? I tapped dat, tore it up." bwahahahaha!
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fuck u dan snyder.
$50 says this "reunion concert" is a sting operation to catch unlawful crazy cat ladies in major cities nationwide.
I know someone whos going to that concert, I'm a little bit jealous...
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Epic reunion tour: Backstreet Boys + 'N Sync + Spice Girls
Ohh I feel a flashback coming on....
Also, isn't the side eye coming from Sasha?
I don't really see Malia giving the side eye (though I totally would be in this situation), it's more of a blink. Sasha, on the other hand, looks much more awake than when she was earlier that day yawning at her father's speech. Also, nice to see Michelle's mom. She's always with them but the media always cuts her out of the shots. It annoys me because she's clearly part of the family and LIVES with them at the White House, so what if it's not the traditional nuclear family.
The Boygroup reunion tour reminds me of like early last year when a friend of mine told me Master P and some other rappers from the 90s were doing some local club, and the tickets were some stupid amount like 200 dollars a pop, and I just remember thinking to myself, who the fuck would pay 200 dollars to see Master P and friends in 2012???
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:03pm.
not my style but perhaps hers ;-) so she's this term's Oprah. well Team Michelle got Oprah away from him real quick four-ish years ago didn't they...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oooh, Danny the Gorilla seems to have grown into his look. I might.
Hey Foxxy, you know in light of what was posted about JayZ/Goopy that Queen Creole is throwing her ass in the air like a cat in heat everytime she gets near Obama.
You know how y'all do, screw around on me I'm a screw your best friend or somebody better off than you. Hahahahahhhhh!
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fuck u dan snyder.
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "The Package, ft. Old Guys on the Porch, 98 Degrees in the Living Room, and Oldz II Dead."
Oh snap! You've got me cackling like a bruja over here.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:38pm.
The Package, ft. Old Guys on the Porch, 98 Degrees in the Living Room, and Oldz II Dead.
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Oh shit that made me LOL! Thanks for that.