Afternoon Crumbs
Disney cast Taylor Swift as Rapunzel in their Dream Portrait series and she must've dated, dumped and wrote a song about the Photoshopper, because he's obviously mad at her. I mean, why else would he Photoshop her arms to look like tiny Matthew McConaughey arms? - Disney Parks Blog
Prince Hot Ginge is back in Britain! May the vodka snorting and stripping commence! - Lainey Gossip
At this point, I'm pretty sure Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans was created by extreme environmentalists to promote human sterilization. Their plan is working. - The Superficial
Chely Wright is having twins and I'm sure her twins won't look as identical as Chely and her partner do - Towleroad
Megan Fox's classy Marilyn Monroe tattoo found a new home - Hollywood Tuna
Kelly Osbourne is engaged to the guy from Extreme?!? - Celebitchy
Miranda Kerr must be wearing weights in her shoes, because I'd think that more than two helium balloons could take her skinny ass up, up and away - Drunken Stepfather
Jakey Gyllenhaal butched up his look for a movie and is giving me "white cholo at career day" vibes - The Berry
And here's another set of pictures for your Hilary Duff Walking To Her Car Tumblr - Popoholic
Pimp Mama Kris beat, kicked and threatened to kill Kim. Well, we don't call her Pimp Mama Kris for nothing. She keeps her hos in check - ICYDK
RiRi cracked Lena Dunham's heart in two - IDLYITW
Renee from Mob Wives is going to put a hit out on JLo when she finds out that ho stole one of her outfits - Popsugar
And here's a picture of Jason Isaacs gently choking January Jones - Just Jared
This is the gay sex scene from last week's Shameless, but it's also a scene from my dream parody porn starring Cameron Monaghan as Prince Hot Ginge and the soldier guy as me - OMG Blog
Angie Jo is her family's full-time poop escort - Moe Jackson
If a squinty pony played Johnny Suede... - SOW
Bradley Cooper wants to play Lance Armstrong - I'm Not Obsessed
Gregory Matthew Bruni is totally Florida's best eligible bachelor - The Frisky
Justin Bieber's sex times with a nursing student sounds almost exactly like the sex scene from Boys Don't Cry - Celebslam
And they're supposed to consult Russel Crow on these things, he's the expert on beautiful rapunzels
It looks like they just photoshopped Taylor Swift's face onto an unfortunately proportioned dress model's body. The face looks like it is too big for the head and maybe it's gonna fall off.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 5:41pm.
Nominate this for D list angry photoshop awards.. Not only did he give her T. rex arms... But he made one leg longer than the other with two moon boot feet.
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LOL @ "moon boot feet."
I like her petticoat ruffles. #saysomethingnice
@ Foxxy
I was loving what that blogger had to say too!
Lena is an uppity little snotty nosed hipster. Rhinna has never claimed to be a role model for anyone. What she does with her life is her fucking business and not that of Dumbham.
The BF and I watched Barbara Walter's interview of the Kardashians, and we were both repulsed. Kris said Kim was her favorite child, and BF asked me what kind of mother would say that on national TV. I said I thought Kim was the favorite because she made the most money, and that Kris is the kind of mother that only cares about money and herself. I totally believe the diary entries, and it almost makes me feel badly for Kim.
I totally buy the stories about Kris Jenner.
The Lardassian bubble/pustule is overdue for popping.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 5:42pm.
Lena DUMBham Overexposed twat thinks she is the moral compass for Rhianna.
The shade that blogger threw at that spoiled would-not-know-“work”-if-it-slapped-her-in-the-face twat was delicious: “the creator and writer of a show that sounds exactly like what a show created and written by a privileged 26-year old white girl with connected parents who has never worked a day in her life would sound like” “This is like a cool story bro like I read it and I was like I see what she's saying because like I found this vintage cardigan and I want to go on an ironic bike ride and like o.m.g they like put whip in my frappuccino and like it's worst like oh shut the fuck up. Girls is just Sex And The City with uglier chicks and a token black guy.”
A-fucking-men to that blogger. Imo to admire her is to marginalize the writers who have to work hard at a job just to survive and hope to be able to achieve the privilege of being able to write creatively for a living. She’s no role model. In fact I have more regard for someone like Rihanna or Lil Wayne who survived less advantaged origins and parentage, defective as they still may be as adults. But I guess this twat does have her niche because all over the world there are people of all ages who have had everything handed to them but their heads are too far up their own asses to realize that they really do suffer less adversity than most people.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hilary Duff is looking good...a little meat on her bones but I'm kinda liking it!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
MK that Kuntrashian link deserves its own post! What a vile hag that Pimp Mama Kris is.
Bradley Cooper has a major case of gay face. There is no way in hell that man likes the taste of vagina, NO WAY.
Also, Taylor Swift looks like she eats her own boogers. I saw her on Katie and she was a major turn off for me, so fucking smug and full of herself.
Kelly Osborne is a splitting image of her father, poor thing. The hipster fiance looks like a massive douche, match made in heaven if you ask me.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 5:28pm.
Congrats to Kelly Osbourne. I'm sure your guy would love you (ha) even if your name was Norma Desmond. Who you're starting to resemble at an early age.
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About ten years ago, I used to think Kelly was cute when she went on Howard Stern and said she was basically the chubby girl in the back of the room no one paid any attention to. She'd talk about bringing friends home and being a bit embarrassed at her father's language at times--she seemed so real.
Now, she's a grey-haired fug who has the fucking stones to fancy herself a "fashion expert" (LMAO) and criticize others who have actually done something in their lives besides hit the lucky fucking sperm bank lottery. What an asshole.
Submitted by tonicbitch: "Taylor needs more GOOP in her life."
LOL
I've held nothing but hatred for Chris Brown and disappointment with RiRi for years and yet ... picturing him punching Lena Dunham makes me smile. Actually, picturing anyone punching Lena Dunham makes me smile.
Hilary Duff's life is not intriguing & she hasn't been doing anything professionally speaking, in 6/7 yrs now. Why is her fucking mug everywhere? She went shopping Monday, shopping with baby Tuesday, the gym on Wednesday morning and onion ravioli on Wednesday night. I don't give a shit! But I guess it's better than constant pics of KKKartrashcan's gross ass.
Fuck. I hope there is no film or mini-series on Lance TestosteroneBong. He doesn't need anymore attention.
Well I like my blonde hair thank you very much, and it is no less sexy than brown hair, if you don't mind.
When can we expect Fist Brown to come to RiRi's defense and tweet Lena Dunham "I should fart while ur giving me top" and "take them teeth out when you sucking my dick HOE" [sic].
Did we ever find out who January Jones's babydaddy is? Is Sudeikis the final word?
Jenelle and that sleazeball husband who thought it would be a good idea to procreate with her disgust me to no end. Nothing to say about that vile piece of trash.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Chely Wright used to be so beautiful, when she was brunette and before the plastic surgery on her face. I will never understand why women think they have to bleach their hair to be beautiful. I am thankful I was born a brunette, we're much sexier than our blonde coutnerparts. :-)
I sense that what Bradley Cooper really means is that he wants to get inside Lance's asshole; to be inside his hole. Yes, I am getting that sense strongly now.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
What has JLo done to her face? I thought that cover pic on People last week was just the result of happy hour in the photoshop dept but she definitely looks different in these pix.
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I think being a delusional Disney Princess is just right for TayTay Squitz
Kelly Osbourne is heading in to eccentric cat lady territory.
Jake JellyHall always has "derp" face...regardless of where he is, what he's doing or Why he's doing it...It's just always THERE!
I can believe the PMK bullshit because she is a cuntsupreme of cuntsville.
How are they gonna let an Emu play a snake???
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
"I am not really a crazy psycho. I swear." Nicki Minaj. ________________________________________________________________
If they cast Beyonce, Zoe Saldana, or Rihanna as Princess Tiana, I will never buy anything Disney ever again.
I never realized how ugly Swifty was, I was caught up in her terrible voice, but she has a terrible face too!
I hate Rihanna and Lena Dunham equally.
Taylor needs more GOOP in her life.
We all need less Kardashian in our lives.
I wish people would stop asking Lena Dunham things.
Submitted by JoRN on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 6:01pm.
Kim K was a beauty before all that plastic surgery. OT her her pimp of a mother is satan on earth!
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There's more pix in the Mail of the family when the girls were young. Khloe looks a lot like her mother but not like the other two at all. Hmmmm....
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Yeah, sure POSPM beat Kim. Nope. Just a PR sympathy spin like the BlowHans. Ratings are down and Kim knows the world hates her. Blame my parents for my behavior... blah blah blah blah blah
Kim K was a beauty before all that plastic surgery. OT her her pimp of a mother is satan on earth!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 5:42pm.
Lena DUMBham Overexposed twat thinks she is the moral compass for Rhianna.
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She doesn't think she's a moral compass....you can't possibly disagree with her for thinking Rihanna is a pathetic piece of shit.
I love the shade that Lena Dunham threw at Rihanna.
Lena is a measly 26 years old and has accomplished way more than Rihanna ever has. Rihanna is a pathetic piece of shit.
Taylor: "I knew that guy was trouble..."
Lena DUMBham Overexposed twat thinks she is the moral compass for Rhianna.
Nominate this for D list angry photoshop awards.. Not only did he give her T. rex arms... But he made one leg longer than the other with two moon boot feet. Don't piss off the photographers...grins.. Oh my
Big foot. They should have fixed that.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!! T-REX ARMS!
I think Renee from Mob Wives is just the Grande Dame of reality TV. It's Meryl Streep. The breakdown on the phone scene where she single handedly opened a fresh pack of smokes with her teeth, got one in, and lit it? Unmatchable. One hand!
Repulsive, not Rapunzel. SPELLING FAIL!
Her foot in the foreground and her legs look enormous in proportion to her upper body.
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I totally believe Kris Jener is an abusive twat with a heart colder than satan's, but I also think it was pretty low of Robert Kardashian's widow to release his diaries. That is low.
Also, Taylor's feet scare me. They look like they belong in the Flintstones.
Ugh. Tangled is one of my Disney favorites. Thaaanks, Taylor.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Congrats to Kelly Osbourne. I'm sure your guy would love you (ha) even if your name was Norma Desmond. Who you're starting to resemble at an early age.
What a beautiful photograph.