Saturday, January 26th 2013

Liberty Ross Officially Files Papers To Legally Quit A Bitch

And now you can finally pull out that Liberty and freedom joke you've been waiting to use.

Six months after Rupert Sanders got caught by the paparazzi having dry butt sex with Kristen Stewart while looking at the beautiful mountains (or something), his wife of ten years took the first step  in euthanizing their marriage. TMZ says that Liberty Ross filed divorce papers in L.A. yesterday and wants joint custody of their two kids, alimony and wants him to pay her lawyer. Rupert responded and said that he also wants joint custody and he isn't looking for alimony, but he doesn't want to pay Liberty's lawyer either. Cheap bitch.

Some source says that Liberty and Rupert went to see a therapist a few times to try to Super Glue back the pieces of their broken ass marriage, but it didn't work and they both realized that their marriage is about as dead as Kristen Stewart's acting skills. A different source tells UsWeekly that Liberty just couldn't kiss Rupert on the mouth without thinking about how that mouth once nibbled on KStew's box in the front seat of a Mini Cooper.

"This was a long time coming," one source tells Us Weekly, explaining that, in the aftermath of the shocking tryst, Sanders "did want to try to repair the relationship and didn't want a divorce."

Ross, who picked up her life and career in London to move with her husband to Hollywood a couple years ago, "was more than a little upset," adds a second insider. "They gave it a shot for the kids, [but] she was just so angry . . .she's the kind of person who wouldn't really ever get over it."

The good news is that this shit has lit up the throbbing, angry b-holes of the Twihards and for the next few days they'll be typing ROBSTEN IS 4EVA UNBROKEN over and over again on Twitter and Tumblr, so they'll be busy for a while. The bad news for me is that since Liberty and Rupert's home is wrecked forever and since KStew's coochie contributed to that a little, Sienna Miller will have to give her bull dozer vagina platinum status. So Kristen Stewart and my home wrecking hero Sienna Miller are now in the same home wrecking league. Ugh.

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Honey_Rider's picture

I was thinking she looks like an evil Julianna Margulies...

Jeanneee's picture

She looks like a lesbian vampire figure skater who moonlights as a dominatrix in a cheesy burlesque show. That is all.

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Hockey fan's picture

Submitted by EdmundLangdown on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Tatiana on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:37pm.

If someone cheated on me I would never go to counselling with them ever. You cheat, you are gone, goodbye.

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You can't know that until you're there. If you've married someone and lived for years with them, sharing a whole life with together, you might find you want to talk to them first before deciding to dispose of much of your life.

Besides, he'll never be 'gone' They have children together - so they'll always be in each other's lives on an almost daily basis. So therapy can be worth it to get the relationship into a workable place, even if they're not staying together.

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This ^^^^
Been there and done that. Plus, we're still trying to get rid of Mrs. Hockey's ex. The youngest is 18 and we still figure we've got years to go with graduations, grandkids, weddings, etc. Ugh. Would love nothing more than for him to just go away.

Hockey fan's picture

That dress was so pretty until I realized she was wearing black undies under it. Why not just go with the flesh lining and not worry about undies? Ruint.

On topic: two fucks, none given about these two. Anyone who stays married to someone who would cheat with someone as boring and bland as BeefStew has more problems than I can even start with.

friendtoallcats's picture

I don't blame her

Submitted by Emeriesan on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 8:22pm.
They named her after a STORE?

I'm sure there's a baby out there named Neiman Marcus, but thank God I haven't met it yet.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:54pm.
She's still a horrible bitch. Just cuz the adulterer will cheat with someone else doesn't absolve you of helping make the wife's life miserable.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 8:10am.

He got it wrong. For this guy, it's "A man who groweth tyred of liberty seeketh the bland."

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Mani6's picture

KStew is not the cause of their divorce and I don't consider her the homewrecker in this case. She just happened to be the one he cheated with but I guess there could also be others.

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soulfly16's picture

So I guess these two were not in on the publicity stunt that dead-looking slut and her sparkly boyfriend were pulling off.

That zombie bitch and RPattz must be a new kind of evil to cause this sort of misery in the lives of a couple with children.

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Meatblocks's picture

she looks like a scary alfalfa puppet circa the 1930's.
she needs freckles to complete the look.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Don't care about Liberty Ross-dress-for-less or her limp noodle of a husband.

RandéSleepover's picture

Was it Thomas Paine who said "A man who groweth tyred of liberty seeketh the strange"?

Daniee's picture

Uhhh, these two nobodies again. They're plan to revive her modeling career backfired and he has been let go from the next Snow White film. Responsible parents here folks.

KlonapinKate's picture

So they updated the classic movie 'Mannequin'--NOW with VAMPIRES

halojones's picture

He's forever going to be the asshole who lost his wife and children because he ate out bella swan in a minicooper. Insult to injury and all that...

WithinReason...'s picture

Dude was chasing and humping on other cooch, it was only a matter of time... loserville.

"Cheap bitch." - lol

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Hekki's picture
Mani6's picture

Let her find someone else who is faithful.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

SarahR.'s picture

Liberty was the girl in the Dior Addict campaign?

That photo is/was HOT!

Submitted by the.sack.of.culture on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:05pm

For people saying Liberty Ross is somehow trying to use this to boost her own career... LOLZ. http://www.fashionmagazine.com/blogs/society/2012/07/27/forget-about-k-s...

@EdmundLangdon, nope, I KNOW. Someone cheats on me, it's over.

Dannii's picture

Really glad she has left him, even after counciling, because there have been too many celebs, mainly women, who take back their cheating husbands. worst is the women who rattle off that shit "so glad he had the affair, it made our relationship STRONGER." oh please, such bullshit.

yeah i hope she takes him to the cleaners, he looked way to smug and relaxed when all this came out, looked like he assumed it was nothing and everything was going to go back to normal and i think a lot of people did too. probably because there are a lot of stories about directors fucking their actors, it must be a power trip thing.

I hope she takes half his shit

Rupert looks so cute. She's very pretty, but her make-up and hair style suck!

salacious's picture

Well, all cheating douchebags deserve to be dumped. Good for her, and it was decent and classy to try to make it work.

I thought the KStew affair was PR stunt and all of them were involved but apparently it wasn't the case.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I can appreciate she did the counseling and tried to work it out.

I can appreciate even more that she decided it can't and bailed.

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Emeriesan's picture

I don't know much about her but I do remember that a decade or so ago, her people were trying to make her happen in the UK. My coolness-obsessed flatmate used to buy Dazed & Confused or The Face (or some other wanky magazine that is down the shitter nowadays) and she did a cover with Kate Moss. A photoshoot where they played lesbian friends/coke buddies/bright young things that hang out with their fired eggs on display and just suspenders and shorts, just like that. And of course, it was served with a super lame article about how close they were, and that you were supposed to find them really cool.

Emeriesan's picture

Submitted by frenchflies on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:01pm.
Liberty Ross is British. I doubt her parents were hoping to inspire American patriotism.

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Absolutely, and, in my opinion, her parents named her after the London department store, in true English upper class twit fashion.

REDMOND's picture

Good for her. She deserves better than this smug dick cheese. Cheating is a deal breaker. Me and my husband have agreed that's the one thing we couldn't forgive each other of.

Mani6's picture

Was Rupert supposed to direct Snow White and the Cuntsman 2 also? Maybe that's why she decided to get a divorce now before they start fucking again.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Tatiana on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:37pm.

If someone cheated on me I would never go to counselling with them ever. You cheat, you are gone, goodbye.

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You can't know that until you're there. If you've married someone and lived for years with them, sharing a whole life with together, you might find you want to talk to them first before deciding to dispose of much of your life.

Besides, he'll never be 'gone' They have children together - so they'll always be in each other's lives on an almost daily basis. So therapy can be worth it to get the relationship into a workable place, even if they're not staying together.

CodeRed's picture

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:51pm.
He probably got caught with his dick in another stone-faced starlet's pants. Or maybe the same one's, but more discreetly.
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I was gonna say, she probably wasn't the only one who he cheated with.

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iloveloureed's picture

Her name comes quite handy now! She can get someone more crisp than that RS- go girl!!!!!

SFRBully's picture

Who the twat is this postmortem scabbette??

She looks like the result of Falcore and Alyssa Milano scissoring one drunken night, and then blessed their face DNA onto this spawn from the dankiest depths of the underworld.

DON'T LIE - you know it's true.

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING POOP IN MY FOOD? YOU BITCH! *THROWS TAMPON*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PPzUW2PIY

@ Dog, Cammy used to be a model, but never a high-fashion one. She did a lot of tweener stuff like "YM" and "Seventeen".

I think Liberty is pretty but this is a horrible picture of her.

If someone cheated on me I would never go to counselling with them ever. You cheat, you are gone, goodbye.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:03pm.
Next step: Civil court. Sue KStew up the ass for alienation of affection.
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Nope. Can't do that. This isn't the 1950s. Those laws are long gone in most states.

joe shmoe's picture

I can't read MK's post because my retinas have been blinded by that dress.

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Hekki's picture

Her face is all right, but when your face is in almost 3/4 profile and you can still see both ears...

I don't know why they'd keep her around. Lots of pretty women with small ears. Unless that's her thing, like Cindy Crawford's mole.

Good for her! He disrespected her and she's not putting up with it unlike others who are so desperate for companionship that they will accept anything. He can go back to KStew or choose someone else that lacks morals and values. In Hollywood, that type of person is a dime a dozen.

the.sack.of.culture's picture

For people saying Liberty Ross is somehow trying to use this to boost her own career... LOLZ. http://www.fashionmagazine.com/blogs/society/2012/07/27/forget-about-k-s...

Lisbet459's picture

I hope she punches his testicles back up into his body in court.

(For legal purposes, OF COURSE I meant that as a metaphor. On a personal level, on the other hand...)

He probably got caught with his dick in another stone-faced starlet's pants. Or maybe the same one's, but more discreetly.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:47pm.
If I were her, I might do it just for the satisfaction of revenge. Even though the relationship is totally a fauxmance, it would turn KStew into the pathetic whining victim. It would also get rid of the "temptress" image that the tabloids are trying to push on us.

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LaChaylo's picture

OMAHGAH, she should totally, like, hook up with, like RPatz before ol Swifty gets to him, like, fareal, right?

CokeyBloke's picture

She gave it old college try. Kudos.

didimao's picture

Yes, her name is Liberty.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3121334/

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elanenergy's picture

Is Liberty really on this chick's birth certificate? Liberty and Rupert are done. She looks kinda fierce, as the kids say.

Overall, anyone could see that one coming.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Green Is Good's picture

Next step: Civil court. Sue KStew up the ass for alienation of affection.

didimao's picture

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-style/pictures/my-first-modeling-gig...

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frenchflies's picture

Liberty Ross is British. I doubt her parents were hoping to inspire American patriotism. And most people have little influence over their last names.

I do think this is a HUGE blow to the BS that it was just a kiss between Kristen and the director.
A LOT of her fans bought it.

Annoyed.

frenchflies's picture

Last week, there were a handful of tweets that he was seen in her Los Feliz neighborhood while Robert was down under. Makes sense.

Annoyed.