Afternoon Crumbs
Stupid ass RiRi's stupid ass relationship with stupid ass Chris Brown is nobody's business, which is why she's talking about it to Rolling Stone. Here's a stupid ass taste of her stupid ass comments: "“He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again." - ICYDK
Katie Holmes is going to go to get her law degree and sue Scientology for millions of Thetans for stealing her soul - Lainey Gossip
Tamara Ecclestone bought everybody in the club a bottle of Cristal and I'm guessing that now there's a bunch of bottles of Cristal on eBay.co.uk - Hollywood Tuna
I already hated Dr. Phil, but now I really hate Dr. Phil for not asking Ronaiah Tuiasosopo to do his lady voice - Towleroad
Laura Ingalls Wilder will soon be Laura Ingalls Wilder Weston - Celebitchy
Alec Baldwin and his wife will soon be parents to an adorable, rude, thoughtless little piglet - The Superficial
Kanye West is not impressed by Dita Von Teese's pasties, because diamonds have been falling out of his nipple slits for years - Drunken Stepfather
I'll wait here while you Photoshop your picture over that picture of Tony Danza - The Berry
Teresa Palmer's dress looks like it's made of dead spiders - Popoholic
I wasn't aware that Megan Fox ever started acting to begin with - IDLYITW
Lucy Liu gets cream pied on Jimmy Fallon - Just Jared
Hero of the Day: The Queen of Lincoln Road - OMG Blog
There is a God and he's showing himself by kicking Willow Smith out of the remake of Annie - Jezebel
Miley Cyrus does the Downward LOOKATME on the beach - Popsugar
For about two seconds, I really thought this was Queen Latifah's girlfriend from Set It Off - Crunk + Disorderly
How long before England declares war on us again for exposing them to Twit & Twat - Moe Jackson
That's a funny looking Frapp with extra whip - Celebslam
Why is Miley Cyrus wearing the placemat my abuelita bought in Rosarito Beach as a top? - Cityrag
Now that Neil Patrick Harris is almost done with How I Met Your Mother, he can focus all of his energy on a Doogie Howser reboot - SOW
Wonky McValtrex's piece looks about 12 years old and she probably has herp sores that are older than him - I'm Not Obsessed
Haha what a foolish bitch Rih Rih is. What about the recent violent behavior like punching Frank Ocean. I guess it doesn't count cause he wasn't pounding out her face. Hell he's the epitome of calm,cool,collected now right? Lmao
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:33am.
If people stopped being appalled at Riri and Chris's relationship she would instantly get bored and dump his ass. She lives for drama.
Exactly. Everybody has known a bitch like that in their lifetime.
If people stopped being appalled at Riri and Chris's relationship she would instantly get bored and dump his ass. She lives for drama.
Katie always looks low on iron.
Megan used to have one of the most gorgeous faces I have ever seen and she ruined it with unnecessary plastic surgery. Whoever talked her into it is cruel.
Tamara is a prime target for a golddigger who is going to take her for every cent.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
UM, MK I have seen the previews and Dr Phil DOES ask him to do the voice
**************************
"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Melissa Gilbert- You had Rob Lowe, Bruce B & God knows who else in your bed. Now you are going to marry Poindexter from Revenge of the Nerds? Talk about downgrade, Girl you are scraping the bottom of the barrel. I'd rather be a crazy cat lady. That guy creeps me out.
Good luck with that.
WTH happened to Wonky? I almost did'nt recognize her. She is totally irrelevant now. LOL. Kim K this is your future.
Megan Fox--WTH leave your face alone! I liked her in Jennifer's body too. She may not be Streep but there are alot of folks in HW who can't act. Look at Portman, she has an oscar for f*ck sake. I thought Mila was better in that ballet movie.
No RIRI, you don't have the luxury of CB fucking up again, cause the next time he might kill your stupid ass.
********************************************
I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Rolling Stone is not fit to even use as toilet paper.
What an irrelevant rag.
Rolling Stone: staying current with a fresh look at Billy Joel's career. That's because most RS subscribers were in high school when Joel was big.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:18pm. "Megan Fox is ruining her once-stunning face. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"
Yeah, this is the first picture of her I've ever seen where I've gone: "Whoah..." Everything's good but those LIPS! Hopefully, they'll subside.
But "As for her quitting acting, who cares...she was never in anything substantial, anyway." With complete respect, I have to disagree a little bit with you. Just yesterday afternoon I was watching Jennifer's Body on FX (for like the 20th time)and although the movie can't find the proper tone (horror? comedy? both? neither?) she is fucking TERRIFIC in it! The best description of J's B is that it's a story about toxic female friendships and it rings true (even for a gay male)because we all know people like that. Just my two cents worth.
Submitted by bitchSpray on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:52pm. "and as for megan fox, well, i think acting actually quit HER a long time ago (after certain comments she'd been making, ifyouknowwhatimean)"
Yes, I know what you mean, bitchspray. Women should always be grateful for any opportunities and never speak up when people in positions of power(read:men)treat them like shit, or disposable cum-dumpsters. And yet she was the only person who got good reviews in the recent "This Is Forty" flop.
Ach, sorry for the rant, but I like her (she's one of the few modern actresses whom I'll actually watch in a film just because she's in it)and she seems genuinely sweet.
rolling stone must be having a laugh by putting her on the cover along with two stories about violence.
did paris rent that kid from the justin bieber look-alike store?
Here's another choice quote from RiRi:
"He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again,” she says. “That’s just not an option."
She has a ZERO TOLERANCE policy in effect on Fist Brown's ass. One screw up and he is OUT....she means business! Or more likely, she'll take him back again...and again....and again.
______________________________________________
A Lannister always pays his debts.
Rihanna bugs me. She's like a sexbot that was made by aliens, but they got a few of the details wrong.
Things that freak me out:
Her completely undefined legs. Does she have any MUSCLES?
Her child-voice
Her dead soulless eyes
Her complete lack of visible emotion when singing. I saw her video for "Where Have You Been" and she sings all these lyrics about sex, writhing around, with NO EXPRESSION. She's like the KStew of music.
“He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again." - Yeah, cuz THAT is how abusive relationships work.
HALLELUJAH on the Annie news! We don't need that screeching Muppet Willow! Bring on the li'l girl who is cute AND has talent!
Miley Cyrus is becoming tiresome. When she runs off with a married man, she'll have reached Leann Rimes patheticness.
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:54pm.
Rihanna: "We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.”
Yeah, he values her so much he's still fucking his side-piece at every viable opportunity. Somebody tell this cunt "he's just not that into you".
SANS & Rande -- Alec's new gold-digging 'ho really timed the new baby well, didn't she? I wonder if she was a virgin when they married? LMFAO! God, I kill myself sometimes!!!
=======================================================
"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I'm certain she has slept with all the right people to get all these top hits. I feel like at this point, no one really takes Rihanna seriously as an artist. Surely she must know that, and to maintain her relevancy she will continue to talk about Chris Brown because she believes it makes her more relatable.
Let's face it...nobody wants to see twit without twat.
............................................
If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I'd be more likely to believe RiRi if the Difficult Brown hadn't had a fistfight over a parking lot a few days ago.
Go Little Q!
Miley Cyrus is so ugly.
I hate Dr. Phil's wife (almost) as much as I hate Dr. Phil, but at least she walks him away from us at the end of every show.
Rihanna: ". But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.”
Chris Brown: "Uhhh-huhhh, fah RILL y'ah, nowm SAYN. 'S'like FUH RILL. I be like YEEE-Uhhh! Ungh"
ROMAAAANCE
I can see why someone like Wonky would fuck with her face--she was ok to start with but not beautiful. But how anyone with the gorgeous, natural looks of Megan Fox would go and fuck it all up is just insane. She's unwell.
I hate to say it but the same goes for Kim Kunty, to a lesser extent. She was a natural beauty.
There have been about a thousand blind items lately about Wonky wanting a baby + another reality show. I wouldn't doubt she is trolling for model baby daddys...the good looks aren't going to come from the Hilton side.
Oh dear. Whacked Britney is back to the SB in barefeet with no bra! Hopefully it just stays at that and not exposing her asshole to strange dudes in gas station washrooms.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:18pm.
Annie is obnoxious enough as it is. Putting one of the Smith spawn in it would render it completely unwatchable.
--------------------------------------------
Oh, ITA! And what is up with those Smith chirrhun anyhow? How come they never seem to be in school?
,
Rihanna is so pretty. On the outside. People make a big deal about the whole Chris thing, but based on the things I've learned about her, she's not the greatest person either. They deserve each other.
-----------------------
"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Wonky looks positively doughy. I think she's pregnant and what on earth is her little guy wearing?
That banner picture of Megan Fox on that site is one of the worst things I've ever seen. How did a pap manage to sell that shit?
MERCHANTS OF DEATH INDEED
I do not advocate violence against anyone in any form, but if you stay with a known abuser, you get no sympathy and a ton of shade from me.
When she gets her clocked cleaned again, I will not give one fuck for this dumb whore.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:30pm.
--
You're not the only one. That sucks they would discharge him for smoking while others who've done worse are allowed to stay in.
And I thought Megan had lasered that tattoo off her arm. Now it's all veiny-looking, might as well have left it as is.
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Wonky's boyfriend River, needs to report back to middle school in Iceland. What is it about Iceland and .... lets just call it loose sexual mores?
Any Icelanders in the house care to elaborate?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Go away Ronawhatever your name is!!
Wonky McValtrex's mother is dating that model piece River Vilperi? bwahahahahaha
*Ignores everything Riri-Fist*
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
What Parkerj said.
***********************************************
Oh, RiRi. Such a waste of a beautiful face. One day he's going to scar her for life.
Re: rape and the military...the shit that people cover up and get away with is amazing. My Bf is being chaptered out of the Army for smoking weed, but all the high ranking NCOs and officers can commit all kinds of sexual assaults and it gets swept under the rug. Sorry, don't mean to be all negative shit...it just makes me angry.
***********************************
There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
the NRA is a disgrace
RiRi makes me sad.
-----------------
"Bye, Whore" -MK
Riri is a pretty girl with no self esteem. She needs a friend or Meemaw substitute in her life who will say, "Ho have several seats and stop being so hot in the pants."
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
And a huge FUCK YOU to Rolling Stone for giving their bullshit even more attention.
Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:34pm.
https://www.google.com/search?q=celebrities+one+eye+covered
-------------------------------------------------------
It's because there are two things that pretty much universally define beauty: Symmetry and Golden Ratio Proportions
If you cover up one eye or half the face viewers don't see the asymmetries in the face, and what our brain imagines the other half to look like is probably more symmetrical than the actual subject so the subject is perceived as more attractive. Similarly beauty marks function as such because they are such an obvious but minor flaw they distract the eye from other asymmetries in the face and perceive the person to be better looking.
I can't wait until the Kardashians go the way of Wonky.
********************
"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
first of all, rhiahna (or whatever's that spelt): she sounds so delusional, so full of shit, i... don't know...
and as for megan fox, well, i think acting actually quit HER a long time ago (after certain comments she'd been making, ifyouknowwhatimean)
OMG I love that Paris has untoned middle aged woman arms now hahaha. She's really becoming skinny fat (thin, with no tone, usually the product of over dieting and inactivity)
Just what the world needs, another Annie remake.
Paris looks sp much like Kathy, it is frightening.
************************************************
Don't you never, ever, pull my lever
Cause I explode
And my nine is easy to load
If it is nobody's business, then STFU!!!!!
***********************************************
Don't you never, ever, pull my lever
Cause I explode
And my nine is easy to load
https://www.google.com/search?q=celebrities+one+eye+covered
Chris Brown is a beyond amazing dancer. If he would stop hitting people and grow the fuck up, he could have a long lived career. He makes money for the music world, so at this point he is accepted for his behavior. The problem is he is still learning discipline and respect for others. Maybe he will never learn this.
Rihanna, please just keep it to yourself. We don't care at this point.
..............................
Keep circling the bowl Wonkey.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Too bad she's cut her hair short again. The long hair would've come in handy to flip over a black eye, like she's doing in this pic.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:18pm.
Something tells me Alec and his latest golddigger piece are going to have a very nasty, messy divorce in a few year's time.
Sooner if her bod doesn't bounce back from childbirth. :) Or Alec will let himself go, once he's a tired dad again and 30 Rock is off the air.
http://www.lolbrary.com/content/990/chris-brown-supports-peta-26990.jpg
“When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world,” says RiRi. Right, okay. Because nothing says true love like beating the shit out of your girlfriend, getting a tattoo of a battered woman on your neck, then talking about how you're going to fart on a woman who's heckling you on Twitter (Jenny Johnson). And then call her a "bushpig." well whatever Rihanna, do what you want, nobody cares at this point.
Megan Fox is ruining her once-stunning face. If it ain't broke, don't fix it! As for her quitting acting, who cares...she was never in anything substantial, anyway. Shoulda just stuck to modeling.
Something tells me Alec and his latest golddigger piece are going to have a very nasty, messy divorce in a few year's time.
Annie is obnoxious enough as it is. Putting one of the Smith spawn in it would render it completely unwatchable.
______________________________________________
A Lannister always pays his debts.