What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

Here's Australian actress type Isabel Lucas at the opening of a Dior in Sydney tonight. Isabel has been in Home and Away, the second Transformers movie, Immortals, and now you know her as the one who's been in a truly messed up dress/apron thing. I don't even know what that foolery on her body is.

One Christmas, my family opened all of our presents and made a mountain out of all the tore up wrapping paper. Cats always have to make it all about THEM, so the cat jumped into the wrapping paper mountain and got all tangled up in it. Sitting in the middle of that wrapping paper mountain, that cat looked more pulled together than Isabel Lucas did at the opening of that Dior store.

If you chopped Isabel's hair off, put a couple of broken glow sticks in her hands and covered her in body glitter, she'd look like a drunk twink at a pride parade who just woke up after being passed out on a rainbow flag lying on the sidewalk. Actually.....since I put it that way, maybe this is the look after all.

And seriously, I hope this kind of look takes off. Think about all the money we'll save. Just go down to Home Depot, buy some random house flag, strap it to your body with black duct tape and call it good!

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:52pm.

THANKS FER DRESSIN UP! Got yer hair did and everything, huh? Woo-woo!

Submitted by Gem on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 1:05pm.

That outfit is painfully ugly. And LA Me, thank you for the spellbinding reiteration of "Joseph's Coat"! Very entertaining lunch reading....

Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:51pm.

I don't know what's worse, the outfit or the smug "everyone's so jealous of me right now" look on her face. Two thumbs way down.

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Submitted by que cochina on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:05pm.

# Kortni - she's not George Lucas' daughter. I believe she's from Oz.

Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:05am.

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Isn't George Lucas her father? Yea, no nepotism involved with this one AT ALL.

Submitted by KG on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:04am.

I'm just going to assume that she lost a bet.

Submitted by chinchilla on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:54am.

it's not just the outfit, it's the eyebrows, the receding hairline, the clavicles. i like the outfit on the ginge in the background.

Submitted by chicasuperpoderosa on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:33am.

I think she is very pretty, but girl needs a new stylist, a trainer and a nutritionist ASAP. This dress looks like something you would suggest to your nemesis.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:28am.

I can take my grandma's shower curtain and wrap it around myself and clip it, but that doesn't make it fashion.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:59am.

She looks like a poorly dressed Bobblehead doll.

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Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:36am.

I want to feed her a burger.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:33am.

She looks like an emaciated prisoner found walking along side of the road in Columbia.

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:29am.

this poor creature looks like she's starving...this dress looks like it's made out of clingwrap, except it's not clinging to her body...

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Submitted by LargeMarge on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:25am.

I've had some bad break-ups too, but I find comfort in chocolate and ice cream. And some peanutbutter. Please eat Isabel. And not just carrots.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:38am.

she actually looks better here than she usually does

Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:19am.

The sad thing is, she probably looked at this picture and thought, "If only I could lose a few more pounds." She looks kind of sad to me and like she is dressed in "homeless chic." Someone LIED to her!!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 6:41am.

looks like a roll of Lifesavers.

eta: doy. some other d slut beat me to it. shoulda read the comments first.

Submitted by bitchSpray on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 4:18am.

it looks like something that sent a project runway designer home

Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 4:24am.

If her mission was to look like a cracked out meth addict, Mission accomlished.

Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:27am.

Silly outfit that still does not distract from her dying body, tissues and hair. Holy fuck ....needs an intervention and an IV.

Submitted by Ecce Homo on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 2:49am.

"You're very pretty, dear, but you can't dress for shit." (Joan Crawford to Marilyn Monroe at Irene Mayer Selznick's Circumcision Celebration, circa 1947)
Actually, it's not all that bad, but for gosh sake, pull your hair up into a tasty topknot (even better, a full-on beehive)and show off those cheekbones! That said, she should lose the panniers (they look like iridescent hankies she absent-mindedly tucked in her pockets).

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Submitted by CarmenElectrical on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 1:16am.
You can see the face of Osama Bin Laden on her knees.
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Submitted by CarmenElectrical on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 1:16am.

You can see the face of Osama Bin Laden on her knees.

Submitted by BearAspirin on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 1:08am.

I did NOT see her in the first episode of RuPaul's Drag Race when the girls were dumpster diving to create a look.

Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:52am.

Well it's like they always say--all publicity is good publicity.

But for the life of me I don't know why anybody would want publicity for looking like a varicolored turd with hair.

Submitted by jelliebean on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:52am.

Wtf happened to Lara Flynn Boyle's face? Is this the result of too much botox? I don't get it because there are other party girls (Pam Anderson and Tara Reid) that don't look like this. Like their face wants to quit their skull, like eggs sliding off the plate. Wth is it that does this,it can't just be alcohol, can it?

Submitted by LA me on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:49am.

She looks like an anorexic Chelsea Handler in Joseph's coat. BTW...ever read about Joseph?

Joseph's father favored him and gave him the coat as a gift; he was envied by his brothers, who saw the special coat as an indication that Joseph would assume family leadership. His brothers' side eyed him. And when Joseph said "I had a dream" and in this dream all the brothers would cow down and lick his boots. His brothers plotted against him. His brother, Reuben, persuaded the other brothers to throw Joseph into a pit but then secretly planned to rescue him later. However, while Reuben was was out smoking crack, the others brothers sold his bitch ass for 20 pieces of silver. The brothers dipped Joseph's coat in goat blood and showed it to their father, saying that Joseph had been torn apart by wild beasts (aka a Lohanabeasty). Meanwhile, Joesph was sold to a merchant. Joseph was successful in his job as a "slave" (gigolo). But then he got caught fucking the boss's wife. When the "boss" discovered his fuckery, he sent Joseph to prison.

In prison Joseph was told the dreams of two inmates. Joseph "interpreted" the dreams and decided the two inmate's fates. Which later proved to come true.

In other words Joseph was a total "Gang Banger Mafioso" who fucked over his brothers for $$, banged the "Don's" wife and shanked his fellow inmates. HBO should make a show of this shit!

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:11am.

Whoever she is she looks like shit.

Submitted by Latex Jungle on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:09am.

She stole the Gay Pride flag off of the local LGBT center, MK. Which means you're supposed to stand up and salute it and recite the LGBT pledge of allegiance. ;-)

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Submitted by Flowbie on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:07am.

She got tangled in the curtain samples display at IKEA.

Submitted by ethang on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:02am.

Bitch looks like a jellyfish.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:54pm.

She's too skinny down under.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:35pm.

Looks like it was inspired by a sticky bowl of granny candy

Submitted by kylimayrow on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:34pm.

Who is the creepy older man with her? Puppet master..,

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:31pm.

Let's not criticize her. She's clearly one of those rare thrifty people who reuses wrapping paper.

Also she has that methy trailery anorexic-Taryn Manning look.

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Submitted by KA on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:23pm.

did i just read someone say this woman had meat on her? those legs do not spell out meat. im not the one when it comes to body shaming, but you can't say that this woman is not overly thin. this dress only makes it even more apparent. and no, she's not "stunningly beautiful" either. y'all must smoke up some bad shit before you look at these pictures.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:40pm.

She looks like a methhead that fell out of a dumpster at New Years.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:22pm.

I forgot Saran Wrap came in different colors.

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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:21pm.

This looks like something that was put together after going fabric-diving in dumpsters behind the ol' Bangladeshi sweatshop.

Face and hair = Lesbeaver in drag. GAAAH!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:40pm.

She looks like a methhead that fell out of a dumpster at New Years.

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You're giving her too much credit there, GG. LOL - that dress looks like a wannabe Derelicte creation.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:16pm.

I guess if you're a skeleton looking bitch you make an outfit that makes you look fat. *shrugs* It's ugly as fuck too.

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Submitted by elanenergy on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:10pm.

I don't know a thing about her, but Isabel Lucas is stunningly beautiful. The dress is not. the. one.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:02pm.

I looked her up as I couldnt put the name with the face. Tiny to begin with , she's lost weight to the point of being unrecognizable due to a bad break up. Pictures of her at Coachella last year, she looked adorable. DRessed as a post apocolyptic bad boyfriend cat toy.. Not so much.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:45pm.

I've seen photos of this chick before where she looked surprisingly "hippy" for being as thin as she is. I feel like somebody in Hollywood is trying to make her happen, even though she's weird looking and boring.
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Submitted by LASux on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:43pm.

She looks like one of the Manson girls. Ugly & Dirty looking.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:40pm.

She looks like a methhead that fell out of a dumpster at New Years.

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:47pm.

Isabel Lucas learns the hard way that she is NOT so hot that she can wear the haute couture equivalent of a burlap bag and get away with it!
Yes she's thin, but not anorexic looking to me. She has some meat on her. She's thin, yet has no tone.

edited because I'm partying with Lara Flynn Boyle tonight. sheesh!

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Submitted by Puppy Love on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:37pm.

LOOK AT ME! PLEASE LOOK AT ME!

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:35pm.

HOLY EAT A FUCKING SAMMICH BITCH!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:34pm.

Ugh no. Pull the fabric ALL the way around her torso. Then turn this "outfit" into a halter top by tying the hanging pieces around her neck. And let the black mini show. Thankfully, the shoes already match. There somewhat better.

And she does look like a cute twink. ;p

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:33pm.

What in the hell kind of GD face is that, too. 8-P