The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 4th!

Submitted by kdm245 on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:07pm.

Sweetas FTW...

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:24pm.

A cap isn't the only thing they wanna bust in your ass. - Sweetas

LOL!!!

*dies*

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Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:56pm.

Hi you funny bitches!! Congrats! LOLOL!!

Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:31pm.

Congratulations!!! LOL at all ya'llz
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:23pm.

lmao these are all so funny! Good choices MK, congrats you funny horz!!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:22pm.

Yay and congrats ling1, amykins and VOB!!!

<3 and thanks you guys and MK... Day. Made.

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:47am.

Congrats to winners!

Sweetas ♥

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by PeggyOlson on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:17am.

Congrats all! This tough day is made better with your twisted humor! XOXO

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Submitted by crankenstein on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:07am.

OMG SO FUNNY. LOVE ALL OF THEM. A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO SWETAS.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:00am.

@ Sucky... YOu little panty charmer you! Honey! Meet me at the truck stop. I'll be the one holding my spanking shiny spit polished GED over my head... And wearing
That J Law Bed Sheet Styln Dress. Oh HONEY!! I'll be standing just like her too... Like I have to widdle real bad. Don't keep me waiting! HONEY YOU KNOW WAT EYE LIKES HONEY!

And bring JAck!

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:45am.

Submitted by listedD on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:37am.

These hardcore gangstas did a drive by in my hood last night and the streets are now covered in glitter ...
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YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN GRILFRANNNNNNN AND BY COMEDIAN I MEAN A PLUMBER.

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Submitted by listedD on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:37am.

These hardcore gangstas did a drive by in my hood last night and the streets are now covered in glitter ...

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:30am.

Congrats Winners!

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:21am.

Congrats to witty winnah ling1! Congrats to amykins, SWEETAS and VOB! Funny beeshes!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:19am.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:14am.

@ Sucky.... Awwwweeee HONEY! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START TALKING ALLL ROMANTICAL! MY LITTLE HARSH BUD OF WOLFBANE KUSH...HONEY!!!!!! OH HONEY???
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Yes honey! I promise I am here! Does winning the CT contest motivate you to spit shine your GED honey??!?!?!? We don't judge!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:14am.

Congrats everyone!! ♥sweetass

lmfao at dipshit sucky!! hahahahahaaa!

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:12am.

Congrats funny sluts!

Sweetas you made me cackle...loudly....HAHAHAHAHA.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:14am.

@ Sucky.... Awwwweeee HONEY! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START TALKING ALLL ROMANTICAL! MY LITTLE HARSH BUD OF WOLFBANE KUSH...HONEY!!!!!! OH HONEY???

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:06am.

All great efforts, congrats!

VoB and Sweetas yours are my faves.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:57am.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Sweeetasss and all the wieners!!!!!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by HereForTheRide on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:53am.

Sweetas that was awesome. Good job everyone!

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:52am.

LOL Sweetas! Congrats you guys!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:42am.

wow great job ladies! Your husbands may not care but here's hoping they don't hit you so hard tonight!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:28am.

The first promotional still for the 2013 remake of Reservoir Dogs, starring One Direction and directed by Terry Richardson.

Submitted by clay on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:26am.

Meet The Pink Pansy Posse!...the newest group to join the pro-gun movement

Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:06am.

... mortified after the submission of the "My Little Tony, Friendship is Magic" biker line, Harley Davidson would never again ask Karl Lagerfeld to design anything.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by runningwithscissors on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:03am.

This is what happens when the Care Bear Stare doesn't work.

Submitted by olsmiddy on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:02am.

The government's PSA to reduce gun crime had never been so effective.

Submitted by yupyupyup on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:39am.

The militant wing of the Scranton, PA Bronies herd.

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Is it hard in here or is it just you?

Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:29am.

The Hello Kitties street gang are looking forward to initiation.

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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers

Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:28am.

Mariah Carey's bodyguards aren't playing.

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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers

Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:18am.

After many years of rejection from Mah Boo, Michael K says Fuck it and joins a gang

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:37am.

PEREZ HILTON&HIS GANG ARE OUT FOR BLOOD

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:33am.

PINKY BRIGADE IS TAKING OVER THE TOWN

Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:06am.

Due to economic uncertainty, Cupid has been downsized this year. Now wingless, he uses a heart tat , no arrows, But he still packs heat.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 3:53am.

Pink sued. Oh yes she did. After her attorney didn't return her call in a timely fashion she paid a visit, Philly style

Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:09am.

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Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 3:26am.

Sometimes Planned Parenthood drops the ball. Hopefully he destroyed 2

Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 3:50pm.

Cntl-alt-delete

Submitted by robirob on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:59am.

Let's see if the fashion police tries to arrest them now.

Submitted by Pompous Famas on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:52am.

The last picture of Seal Team 6 before their fateful West Hollywood raid.

Submitted by Kiwi chicklet on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:05am.

007 knew it would take all his cunning when he realised that Cankles, Pajama bottom Joe, Top Half and Spirit Fingers Ismael were backing up their boss,his nemesis Dr No-no.

Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 3:50pm.

Cntl-alt-delete

Submitted by noeb on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:16am.

A Clockwork Hello Kitty

Submitted by Whaaaaat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 6:19am.

British monarchy fan Lenny realizes to his horror that the genie misunderstood his final wish when he said that he wanted to join a gang of Harry's.

Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:01am.

"Don't go chasing water falls, guys!

Oh shit!"

"Go right, past the open fuse box,
past the 49'ers,
past Jay-Z,
past Beyonce's last child!

"No, the other child!"

Submitted by Kiwi chicklet on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:47pm.

Sons of Menarchy.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:27pm.

True Rande, Goopy is undercover gangsta 4 life.

Heeeheeehee

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:22pm.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:19pm.

Heck, Goopy knows their lyrics...

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