Dina Lohan Scares Children, Calls Herself "The Most Misunderstood Mother In America"
That's a look that says, "Read the F U on my shirt."
After paying for lunch with photocopied money she made at FedEx Office (Side note: I miss Kinko's), a drunken White Oprah did the fame whore strut down the ho stroll at The Grove and told the paps that she and Lindsay Lohan are staying at The Beverly Hills Hotel (more like The Beverly Hills Adjacent Hotel aka The Best Western in West Hollywood) and she's been so busy with "work." (I like how she says "work" like she knows what that words means!) White Oprah kept blabbing about whatever until she ran into an adorable, innocent child and you know White Oprah. She hasn't met an adorable child she doesn't want to taint and ruin. Only in L.A. will a mother (with gorgeous eyebrows, by the way) ask her little girl if she wants to take a picture with Lindsay Lohan's mother. The smart little girl wasn't having it. She knows that you don't take candy from strangers and you don't hug a Dina Lohan, because if you do the next thing you know it's 18 years later and you're hungover in a court room while answering to your 15th felony charge of the year.
Here's the awkwardness in all its awkward glory:
White Oprah wasn't only in L.A. to terrorize innocent children with her vodka breath, she was also there to represent the definition of delusion once again. White Oprah talked to Extra's AC Slater and said that she's writing a tell-all book called A Parent Trapped, because she wants America to know the real her and thinks she can save lives.
On how Lindsay Lohan's a target by the media, because she was raised by a single parent (???): “I really think she’s a target and since I am a single parent, I think they think there’s a weaker link that she doesn’t have as much protection around her.”
On how she's so happy that LiLo lives at home with her now, because it's so much easier just stealing money from LiLo's purse than trying to figure out the login information for LiLo's bank account online: “I have been trying to get her out of [L.A.] for five years… she’s safer at home.”
On the rumor that Lindsay Lohan was blacklisted from Shutters in Santa Monica for trashing one of their rooms in 2007: “That was so silly. We got to the hotel, and there were so many paparazzi, so we opted out. We went to another hotel, the suites were full and then we ended up at the Beverly Hills Hotel.”
On how much hate is thrown at her: "I'm probably the most misunderstood mother in America."
On why she's writing a tell-all: "I feel I'm a victim of domestic violence for years and if I can save a life or change a life... I want it to be a helpful book."
On if Michael Lohan is helping her raise their kids and how she was a single mother straight out of the womb: “I don’t really want to speak about that on camera, but I’ve been a single mom my whole life. I’ve had sole custody and my other three have had no relationship with him. I’m always hopeful things will get better and slowly, but surely hopefully they are.”
On if she wants LiLo to have kids one day: "Yes, I just want to babysit."
That last line sent a chill through every CPS officer. And White Oprah went on to say, "Because newborn babies are worth so much more on the black market than 16-year-old boys. You hear that, Cody? Why couldn't you just sit still in that stroller and pretend to be a newborn baby like a good boy?"
Misunderstood??? I think everyone has her number.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
how much did they pay her for this interview, a couple of bottles of vodka, used cigarette butts?
white oprah needs to be more fucking delusional, if she wants to be interested. i dont want vanilla boring delusional, i want insane bat shit crazy delusional. entertain me white oprah!!! entertain me!!
“I don’t really want to speak about that on camera" but blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... And why is WO wearing superstah sunglasses and doing a famous ho stroll, huh?
That kid is too cute but she looked terrified when Dina came up to her, poor child!
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Misunderstood mom? Then write a book??? We shouldn't even know who you are!
Wait a second...how did that bitch Tan Mom get to California that fast? Oh and Tan Mom..."single" parent....WTF....was it an immaculate conception? Bitch please...
Let's face it...One Flew Over The Fake Rockette is going to sell as well as Shoehan Shoes!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Who the fuck cares what White Oprah says?
She is famous for being a Total Fuck up.
Hey now, I was raised by a single mother (fuck you, evil sperm donor of a father) and I did not end up nearly as deranged as Blohan. Sure I had an eating disorder, but I blame that on the bitches in middle school.
JUDGY SHOES!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit! Do you guys see the arms on that mom? BOdy by McDOnalds!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why is this rancid hank of beat weave always wearing leggings???
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Oh, poor Dina! She's a single parent!
I love how she makes it about her. Wicked bitch.
On how much hate is thrown at her: "I'm probably the most misunderstood mother in America."
Nope. After seeing Dina on Dr.Phil I'm sure everyone does understand you. You're as high as a kite!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Smart baby.
A Parent Crapped( I know...I know but someone had to) is one book I won't be reading.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I hate you, White Oprah. Get a real job and dress your age.
"This fuckery could also double as an anthem for cats in the workforce." - Michael K, 5/1/12.
The little girl has a cute outfit. She's still in that little bit of baby fat phase and it kind of adds to the cuteness.
Hair is way too light Dina. Not flattering.
Why would anyone want to have their picture taken with this phony POS?
What the everlovin fuck is that poor child wearing??? Putting jeggings and Uggs on a toddler is fucking cruel!!
So Dina thinks she's the most misunderstood mom in America? No bitch, I think we all understand you just FINE!
Pimp, please. Every time she opens her mouth she makes it worse for herself. Today's example: IF she ACTUALLY had SOLE CUSTODY, (which I doubt) then She, Alone, Is Responsible for .... all of Crackie's felonies...and her own. Dumb Fake Blonde. (should have been sterilized.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I'm sure if White Oprah and Courtney Stodden's mom sat down and talked, they'd understand each other. I'll take Mama June ANY DAY.
Lil' Mama's jeggings and Uggs combo is adorable.
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She actually believes she's a STAR. LOL!
If White Oprah is "writing" a book, someone is going to need to nominate the ghost writer for fast track sainthood. A normal person would never be able to remain sane, lucid and speak (let alone write) in complete sentences after spending 15 minutes with this woman.
Also, since we're talking about White Oprah's total lack of parenting skills, have there been any Ali sightings lately? Is she still in Korea "modeling"?
Come at me bitch!
Cringe!
Wow. A holiday of delusion. She's actually worse than Kate Gosselin, and I didn't think that was possible.
Oh, and that poor child. White Oprah's attempt to "humanize" herself has scarred that kid for life.
As I read about the saga of White Oprah, I started cough violently, COINCIDENCE???... I don't thiiiiink so.
I thought that Bravo was going after her for pulling a fast one with that Million Dollar Decorator nonsense? I thought it was like, she was paying rent on the house, couldn't afford the rent, told Bravo to come over for the show, had thousands of free decorating done to her rented home, Bravo needed to film the end result, but Lilo had been kicked to the curb, she packed up all of the free decorations and Bravo couldn't film the final result? I'm not sure, I'm sure that I'm getting some of the details mixed up.
That mother should be ashamed of herself for letting her kid get that close to Dina! I would've picked up my kid & hightailed it, too!
looks like she was droppin caca kisses.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Go away WO.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:16pm.
Orangina, she was renting that house.
Why do I know so much about this piece of shit?
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she hadn't paid her rent so she got evicted but not before she put the 250K worth of free million dollar decorator furniture in storage like the grifter that she is.
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Planned and executed like a true grifter.
Ho-Lee shit!!!! That video was funny!!
Paparazzi-" WHAT UP WIT DEM HO TAILS DEENA??"
Deena- "WHAT????"
Paparazzi- "DEM HO TAILS??"
Deena-"oh, we're staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel."
And that other mom of the year asked the pap to take a pic of her w Deena, and he took 3 of the sky!!!!! Lmfao!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:16pm.
Orangina, she was renting that house.
Why do I know so much about this piece of shit?
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she hadn't paid her rent so she got evicted but not before she put the 250K worth of free million dollar decorator furniture in storage like the grifter that she is.
Orangina, she was renting that house.
Why do I know so much about this piece of shit?
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People ask me why I never find a place to stop and settle down down down
But I never wanted all the things that people need to find their lives lives lives
You see we're born, born, born to be alive
Even a toddler can see she's a mess.
The mom probably got a wiff of 40 proof when WO hugged her.
I could only watch 1/2 of that video before I had to turn it off.
If there was ever a chance in hell that I happened to run into this woman and I had a small child with me, I would immediately call the police and run like the wind. She's already fucked up enough children.
Most "misunderstood mother in America?" Yeah, partying with your child can be perceived as a little fucked up, you dumbfuck.
And this grifter is writing a fucking book!?!?!?!?! Seriously?????????????????
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by justjane on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:45pm.
So was that stint on Million Dollar Decorators a decorate-your-dream-jail-cell episode? 'Cause why do they need to stay and get thrown out of hotels if there is a Kathryn Ireland decorated house nearby?
Writing a book...the mind reels...
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She was renting that house and has already moved out because she couldn't afford the $10,000 a month rent.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:49pm.
grifter...
I didn't know you'd met my MIL?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
TRASH
TRASH
TRASH
TRASH
TRASH
God almighty, I absolutely loathe this woman.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
grifter...
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Blohan is broke and the IRS has frozen all of her accounts. She must be sucking a lot of dick to continue shopping and impulse buying. Plus she's a hoarder.
So was that stint on Million Dollar Decorators a decorate-your-dream-jail-cell episode? 'Cause why do they need to stay and get thrown out of hotels if there is a Kathryn Ireland decorated house nearby?
Writing a book...the mind reels...
Lindsay Lohan should be a scientologist
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:32pm.
I read on TMZ last week, that Lilo is so broke, she had to move back in with Dina.
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She needs to stop making these impulse buys then. I think she has multiple addictions, one of them is shopping for really expensive things. Don't buy a multi-million dollar house in the Hollywood Hills if you aren't making any money. Ugh.
Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:32pm.
I read on TMZ last week, that Lilo is so broke, she had to move back in with Dina.
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People ask me why I never find a place to stop and settle down down down
But I never wanted all the things that people need to find their lives lives lives
You see we're born, born, born to be alive
Bitch, please...
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Does Dina have a rose tattoo on her foot?
anyway, here's a palate cleanser: HUSH "PUSSY"!♥
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Nothing more pathetic than a grown woman high fiveing a kid or using words like cool and awesome.
Grow up you drunken coked out whore.