Wednesday, February 6th 2013

Afternoon Crumbs

The Orange County version of Dan is doing it with the Upper East Side version of Summer. I guess Adam Brody and Leighton Meester want to keep it in The CW family - Lainey Gossip 

Natalie Portman drives a huge ass Mercedes hybrid, but shouldn't she be driving a bike made out of recycled wood and flowers? - Hollywood Tuna 

Like Kim Kardashian suffers from stress. It was just her baby trying to claw out of her stomach and run for dear life - Celebitchy

Chris Pratt is playing Star-Lord in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie and I'm not completely fluent in nerd, but I'm pretty sure that's a big deal (?) - The Superficial 

Why aren't David Beckham's panties white? H&M missed a fapportunity - Towleroad

VS. Magazine took a picture of Kate Bosworth at the exact moment she realized she's not sexing on ASkars anymore - Drunken Stepfather 

Charlize Theron is sort of fighting the hot with that fauxhawk, but her hotness is still winning - Popoholic

Russell Brand doesn't know if John Mayer is a bigger slut whore than him - ICYDK

Brandi Glanville continues to be a shameless fame whore by leaking a private picture of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's first time together - The Berry 

BREAKING NEWS: Pimp Mama Kris is crazy - IDLYITW

Fergie is looking a little preggolicious - I'm Not Obsessed 

I knew you were trouble when you walked into the library - Videogum

Nothing will hug your heart like a video of Babe in a wheelchair - OMG Blog

Why is  Ginnifer Goodwin dressed like school boy from Whoville? - Just Jared

Mann Coulter is flirting with Obama again - Jezebel

Norwood Young's hair is laid like a bouquet of dandelions on my grave - Crunk + Disorderly

KISS! KISS! KISS HIS FEET! KISS ANYTHING! - Popsugar

Bitch lost that bet on purpose - Celebslam

Simon Lebon looks like he's about to tie you to the train tracks and cackle as you meet your demise, but I still would - Cityrag

Richard Simmons got himself a beard - SOW

Posted by: Michael K
Rabbits's picture

I never watched the O.C., but I heard Seth was the best thing about it. I have watched the hell out of Gossip Girl (rewatching as I type, actually) and Leighton was fucking great on it. Blake was the "it girl" on the show, and somehow got the movie career, but the show's writers were smart and wound up giving Leighton the more interesting (albeit ridiculous at times) story lines. She gave what could have been a very shallow character a lot of depth.

Russell Brand seems alright to me. He's usually funny, and his semi-autobiographical role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was great. My partner and I were both total sluts before we fell in love with each other. I can't hold his skanky past against him. It's totally possible to be promiscuous, and enjoy being promiscuous, and one day realize that you want a boring old comfy monogamous relationship.

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Fergie doesn't look pregnant to me.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 4:55pm.
Is that his wife Yasmin LeBon behind Simon? You have to admire those two being married for an eternity. I saw them being interviewed last year and she was always "Simon darling" this and "Simon darling" that.
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Yes it is! They are adorable. *sigh*

Pinkismyblack's picture

I wish the people in Ginnifer Goodwin's life would quit telling her that haircut suits her.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

The Beckham ad is hot.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by mikidais: "Love that the Neanderthal Kris Humphries is dragging out the divorce and stressing the stupid skank!"

Me too! Normally I'd hate that mouf-breaver, but he's such a thorn in her side, I'm rooting for him. I hope he asks for a paternity test, just to be a dick.

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Gossip Orange County Good Girl Gone Bad?! they need to bring back the OC just to give mischa barton some employment.
bitch thought she was the hottest thing like blake lively, and left that show. worst decision ever dumb ass! cuz shortly after, her hollywood light went out.

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I've always thought Adam Brody was gorge. Joshua Jackson too! <3

Charlize is not fighting the hot, MK.

Mario should have been on the boat with Leo and Bradley but he was too busy being a slut hor!

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Portman has always been a huge hypocrite. You cannot advocate for animal rights and then get paid to whore out Dior which tests chemicals on alive animals. There are so, so many not tested on animals great products that you could whore out these days.

I think Russell Brand is genuinely charming and true about himself and not really a womanizer. I like the guy!

mikidais's picture

Love that the Neanderthal Kris Humphries is dragging out the divorce and stressing the stupid skank! Get that money!!!

mikidais's picture

Always thought Adam Brody was so cute.

SANS FARDS's picture

ITA Hekki....she cannot pull off the pixie cut. If she grows her hair out a bit, she looks cute:

http://beauty.about.com/od/bobs/ss/bob2_19.htm
http://www.actressbabes.com/ginnifer-goodwin/

But the pixie = no bueno. I am surprised no one's clued her into this yet.

I've never seen her in anything other than "He's Just Not That Into You," where her character was teeth-grittingly neurotic.

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Hekki's picture

Sans Fards, you made me look at Ginnifer Goodwin. LOL. It was worth the click. If you have ears like hers, it's best to stay away from very short hairdos. She's the kind of gal who's sacred over at Jezebel. LOL again.

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Gennifer Goodwin looks ridiculous.

David Beckham? sure, I still would. Shamelessly.

Leighton Meester's character was a bitch on Gossip Girl but oddly enoguh she was the only tolerable one on the show. I like her so I hope these two work out.

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Wow. Fergie looks like a used-up tin of silly putty with one of Buy-Once's dead weaves perched on top.

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Shut up, Kim.

I approve of Seth and Blair...and it sucks that no one wanted to make Leighton happen.

Edit: No shade here about the pregnancy. My STBX and I have been separated for four years and are finally proceeding with the divorce. He has a daughter with his gf. I have husband #2 waiting for me and my daughter. My problem is that this hoodrat is so obviously NOT concerned with her baby's welfare. She cares about two things: herself, and her money. She will be a horrible mother, and frankly, Kanye won't be any better.
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TexnDoc's picture

Bradley Cooper and Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, who wouldn't have wanted to be a fly on the wall for that encounter. Oh sure, I'm sure all the talk was big hooters on the babes.

lynniepoo's picture

I love Adam Brody and I'm not afraid to admit I watched the O.C. just to see "Seth" in all of his adorKable glory. I don't know anything about the side piece but he seems to good for her regardless. ;0)

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 5:16pm.
FYI KIm: once you have a child.. You are never first again. Get used to it.
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She won't have to, she's just gonna hand Little Cash Cow over to the nannies once he/she's born.

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Hekki's picture

VOB: Right? I can guarantee you that every mom here has had a WAY more stressful pregnancies than this urinal cake has.

Worrying about maternity leave and why the boss is ignoring you and leaving you off important email rounds and having to stand on the subway and the other bitches at work throwing shade because you have ANOTHER dr's appointment and finding a day care that will stay open late enough and they're all full. Etc.

Stupid cunt.

Her, not you.

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@very old bat. Hi there:)
"KIm: once you have a child.. You are never first again" If only that were going to be true in her case. :( Who knows, maybe she'll change.
ps: leaving you a note in Open Post

PinkPostIt's picture

When I look at the photo of Ginnifer Goodwin, I keep hearing in my head, "And Jerry Mathers as the Beaver".

Bigbendy's picture

David Beckham can still get it. That man is H O T.

Naughychimp's picture

Kate's mis-matched eyes are the only interesting thing about her. Well, that and having dated Askars.

And, while I think Natalie Portman is stunning, she bothers me more & more as the years pass. Pretentious, conniving and manipulative is how she strikes me. Benny the Millipied sounds like a piece of work, too.

Finally, Charlize gets better and better with time, if it's possible to improve upon perfection, that is...

Bossy's picture

AHHH Kate Bosworth and her two different colored eyes! Freaks me out EVERY time.

SoMissDelicious's picture

I love me some Josh Duhamel. Like.. a lot. I grudgingly accept his marriage to Fergie Ferg only because I like her so much. But yeah Josh's smile makes my heart skip a beat like whoa.

veryoldbat's picture

Being a Meanie McMeanie: calling out KK Pr stunt. If her baby's health or her health were at risk , she would be on bed rest or in the hospital. The Dr. Didn't say the baby or Kim was at risk. He said she was stressed. Welcome to parenthood Kim.
Kim said SHE was worried her Baby Might be at risk. OK. That's a personal opinion,not a medical diagnosis. Dear Kim: If you are truly worried about your child, do what's best for your child. Even if that means you don't win in the divorce and you have to move along with your life. FYI KIm: once you have a child.. You are never first again. Get used to it. :: Rant over. That's all.

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mike's picture

I know someone who used to live next to Adam Brody. He said he seemed like a nice enough guy.

M.E.'s picture

PSL - Kim K - we all called it!!!!

cherryicecreamsmile's picture

Michael K, I'd even wait my turn after you for Simon, handlebar stache and all.

I also really love the Le Bons, and their kids seem like they have their heads on straight.

miz cynical's picture

Kim's so full of shit. She knows damn well the fastest way for this divorce to go through is to admit it was a fraud. Everyone already knows it, so why is she afraid that by admitting it she's going to lose some sort of fan base?

Boys for Pele's picture

I hate myself for this but I think the O.C. was on Fox, not CW...

TexnDoc's picture

Is that his wife Yasmin LeBon behind Simon? You have to admire those two being married for an eternity. I saw them being interviewed last year and she was always "Simon darling" this and "Simon darling" that.

JulzNo1Zero's picture

MK, you evil bitch, the Eddie and Leann pic had me rollin!

Change is coming through my Shadow

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Ginnifer Goodwin cannot dress for shit. She is always a mess.

Kim K and her "stress"- ADMIT the fraud, and this can all be over, you fucking skank.

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