Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This married B-/C+ list actor/host was busted in a radio station bathroom stall having sex with the assistant to his publicist. (CDAN)
We all know that "having sex with the assistant to his publicist in a radio station bathroom stall" is just code for "glory holin' in a park restroom." I really wish there was an episode of Saved By The Bell: The College Years where AC Slater went to the local glory hole and got his peen licked by Zack Morris without knowing it. The laughs!
Inside a green room at a recent big event. Three women, one man, all celebrities. Several relatives of one of the women were also in the room, along with a child or two, a couple of personal assistants and a few venue staffers. There was going to be a big audience, and nerves should have been riding high.
But the three women were all remarkably calm. Two were sitting quietly chatting with each other. The third woman was texting someone on her cell phone.
However, the man was not as calm. He was pacing back and forth, barking instructions at the third woman.
He became angry that she wasn’t giving him her full attention, and he grabbed the mobile device out of her hands. He discovered that she was texting another man. He started going through all of her texts. His voice started out low and he was swearing: “You mother fucking bitch!” As he scrolled through the texts, his voice got louder and louder until he was screaming at her. “YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!”
The staffers looked nervously at each other, but no one else in the room seemed surprised by the outburst. No one moved to defend the third woman.
Apparently, they didn’t need to, because she jumped up and got in his face and started yelling and swearing right back at the man! She tried to grab the phone back from him, but he pushed her away and continued going through the phone and screaming at her, pushing her away, berating her, and started calling her every derogatory name for a woman in the book.
While it was shocking to the staffers that the two were going at each other so viciously, it was even more shocking to them that the two other women and the relatives and the personal assistants just sat there quietly the whole time, minding their own business through the screaming and the grabbing and the shoving! No one tried to shield the child/ren from what was going on, and no one tried to intervene in the fight. They have known the woman since she was single, and they have known her as part of a couple. The controlling behavior and the physical altercation and the swearing were all apparently just routine to them!
So, the next time you see this couple acting all sweet and loving and trusting and supportive and high class with each other in front of the cameras, know that it’s apparently a whole different story behind the scenes… (Blind Gossip)
Jay-Z's got 99 problems and a bitch named Beyonce IS one? This would explain why Beyonce looked like a snarling bull terrier looking to maul a camel's face at the Super Bowl.
This celebrity’s son is stirring up trouble for the second time in less than a year. The first time, it was because of his drug habits. Now, it’s because of some photos.
Naked photos, to be more exact. The celebrity’s teenage son took some naked photos of himself. They were supposed to be private. They didn’t stay that way.
Will the celebrity father be upset? It’s unlikely. He was the one who gave his son drugs in the first place, so he is not exactly the paragon of strict parenthood.
In fact, he’s so wild and free himself that he’ll probably just light up with pride when he sees the photos. By the way, there are three clues in the previous sentence. (Blind Gossip)
The only thing I've got is Nicolas Cage's son Weston Cage? Weston Cage isn't a teenager, but he has had problems with the bad shit and Nicolas Cage is crazy. Also, I'm crazy for actually getting a tingle while thinking of Weston Cage naked pictures. Shamelessness is a disease!
When this A list all movie actress who used to be an A+ list all movie actress announces her divorce in the next few weeks, one thing that probably won't be discussed is that even though she will be seeking joint custody of the kids, her husband is the one who has the relationship with them. Our actress is kind of meh about the whole thing. (CDAN)
Nicole Kidman? I'd be "meh" about my kids too if they were constantly getting into my Botox stash and asking me if they could play handball on my forehead.
number three is snoop and his lion pride. google it, ya dumb fuck. :P
Jay-Z and Rita (Wh)Ora? She really would fuck anyone, wouldn't she?
Include me out.
CDAN guesses N Kidman for nearly every blind, which turns out not to be her. Doubt if this one is as well.
And Lainey is a fucking idiot. Kidman has been friends with Russell and Danielle (his wife maybe?) for years.
My guess is Julia Roberts heading to splitsville.
I was thinking "NOOOOO!!!" when everyone's guess for #4 was Nicole Kidman. (I actually felt the same way only much less so about the Beyonce/Jay Z guess even though I can't stand them or their puerile, asinine, narcissistic, creepy, non-thinking, moronic, imbecilic, cretinism politics. They seemed as happy as two phony empty vain plastic vessels can be and so I was kind of happy for them. But that blind seems to fit them for some reason. At least they still care enough to want to kill each other haha.)
Anyway, here's a link to a bit Lainey had on her site VERY recently. I'm not a fan of Lainey's and only got there from a link I believe was on Celebitchy, a site I hate and have been banned from but what can you do, right?
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole-Kidman-arrives-with-Russell-Crowe-and...
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:38pm.
dunno where you've been -- there was EXTENSIVE blow up last month about Jay Z and Rita Ora rumor! ;-) and there is supposedly a women - not his son's mom -- that he was screwing before getting with beyonce and still is seeing. iirc she's in france.
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I am not sure if number#2 is The Carters.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:46pm.
I think #2 is Barack and Michelle. :P
Or maybe the Kardashians. Would explain celebrities/children/family all in the same room.
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Nailed it. The sisters were making the talk show rounds recently and one stop was David Letterman. Scott Dick-suck loves NYC.
Is all this recent Bey-Z gossip to distract from Pillowgate and Anthemgate or has shit really gotten real for these two obnoxious hos? Hmmmm...
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I think #2 is Barack and Michelle. :P
Or maybe the Kardashians. Would explain celebrities/children/family all in the same room.
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@4 Nic was interviewed last night about Keith and her children. Her responses were very sweet and loving. I really hope this isn't them.
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Why does it look like Slater has a tennis ball in his chonies?? I thought the same thing about David Beckhams underwear ads...it's like they only have balls and no peen.
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Number is soooooo Beyoncé and Jay-Z - who else? This pair strikes me as having no shame, and an entourage with no backbone.
I think the last one is Kidman. As much as I dislike Goopy I think she actually loves her kids. Kidman's pillow baby and her gestational carrier baby are basically props for her to carry around the airport until she gets her picture taken,then they go back to the nanny. Just like she used to do with Conner and Isabella. I always thought when they divorced Keith would wind up with custody just like Tom Cruise did. That had a lot less to do with the Cos than the fact that Granny Freeze just doesn't give a shit.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:12pm.
dunno where you've been -- there was EXTENSIVE blow up last month about Jay Z and Rita Ora rumor! ;-) and there is supposedly a women - not his son's mom -- that he was screwing before getting with beyonce and still is seeing. iirc she's in france
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:12pm.
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Although there's been no gossip so far, he definitely ain't done himself no favors going to NBA basketball games. He don't watch out, he could have a Lebron James mama/one of Lebron's teammates situation with someone on his Brooklyn Nets team.
As far as Kanye goes, not happenin' unless it's strictly revenge for her. Kim likes her men big and JayZ fits the bill. Kim probably got JayZ on speed dial just in case.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:20pm.
i think in your scenario there would prob need to be 4 women and 2 men in the green room ...
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Good point. The Paltrow/Martin guess was a long shot anyway.
What's probably true is that this blind item was invented/circulated by beyonce's own publicist. I also think asking buzznet to remove photos was a publicity stunt as well.
Not that publicists don't do that, or that beyonce's publicist is above it normally (I think bey's team have been trying to control the internet's presentation of bey for years), but I'm pretty sure that buzznet shut down similar requests from other celebrities (and corporations regarding products/programming) in the past, so a publicist would know not to take such a request to them.
I think beyonce's team wants to extend the life of her superbowl performance, making it a week-long story. They're disappointed because it was only a 24 hour-long story. Basically, everyone was through talking about beyonce at the superbowl by Monday. Beyonce's comments about sex with Jay Z came out Monday, and took the story into Tuesday. The drama with buzznet started Tuesday, and extended the story to Wednesday. Now this blind item is keeping the story alive into Thursday.
What I take from all this is: 1) beyonce is not popular/hot enough for people to care/want to talk about her for longer than 24 hours without a lot of conniving. 2) Dropping little bits of bs everyday can keep a story alive for a week.
I'll consider my theory more than proven if some other bs comes out tomorrow regarding beyonce or her performance at the superbowl to keep the story alive through the weekend.
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ETA: Anyone heard about the fired cop in LA that declared war on LAPD?
short discussion in OP had me to to google. people in LA area you want to know about this -- scary stuff !!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Fuck the blind items. Who is the hot piece in the picture?
If that is Beyonce & Jay PLEASE let her be texting with Chris Martin!
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:06pm.
So, who is the man she was texting, dammit?
in pursuit of my goal of doing as little work as possible today, i got on the google.
apparently sean paul and B dated and remain friends. jay z is supposedly very jealous of that friendship
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979182791
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
So, who is the man she was texting, dammit?
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Beyonce is a country chick i am sure she can cuz the fuck out of whoever is close...i think it was supposed to be them, but how credible are these blind items?
maybe that's how Kelly and Michelle can keep a smile on their face , they know what's behind the scene
ps mario's wife : take the money and run hunty!
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
#2 - Please let it be Barack and Michelle Obama. Hahaha!
Last one -- sounds like Nicole Kidman. She and Blondie make such an odd, chilly pair. But I don't see him as being the cuddly dad type either.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 4:26pm.
Beyonce most certainly COULD hold her own in a cussing throw down with her husband or anyone else who pushed her that far.
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Um, could tell that from the first time she opened her mouth after singing (lip synching) "Bills Bills Bills."
You gotta be in the know to know.
ETA: Anyone heard about the fired cop in LA that declared war on LAPD?
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Submitted by ElleDriver on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 4:48pm.
as i was reading to the bottom of this one i was SO hoping it did not come from CDAN because they've already admitted they make things up!!! i think Ace is still credible...
and i really hope no blind gossip blogger would ever write that many paragraphs about anything having to do with that big mouthed big assed drug dealer/mule Vergara. except about for her arrest for being a big mouthed big assed drug dealer/mule
agree to disagree ;)
#willbeheretosay"itoldyouso"whenbeyonce'sbodyguardhasamysteriousfatalaccident ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It appears as if Mario's bulge is more beans than frank. Franks and beans, franks and beans.
@Foxxy Brown: Blind items aren't time specific - in fact, many are posted WELL after the fact. The Crazy Days And Nights blog sometimes posts blinds that are at least a few years old.
Agree to disagree? :)
3 Paltrow
"There was going to be a big audience, and nerves should have been riding high. But the three women were all remarkably calm. Two were sitting quietly chatting with each other. The third woman was texting someone on her cell phone."
this is the part that implies that all three women were about to perform before that big audience. do not understand how anyone is guessing anyone other than Destiny's Child and their lead singer
ETA: AND, this item came out this week, not the week after the SAG or GG. come on
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:37pm.
But if it's Sofia, who are the other two celebrity women?
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I would imagine that the other women were her co-stars, like Julie Bowen or Sarah Hyland - people who have likely seen Sofia and her fiancee fighting before. Also? The cast of Modern Family has a few young kids among them, so it makes sense that they would be in the greenroom as well.
I think #2 is Kimye.
Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:57pm.
imo
rumors of JayZ cheating on beyonce have been around since before the marriage, most recently last month [though last month's rumor not exactly from a credible source]
stories of JayZ being a brutal, dirty mo fo have been around as long as JayZ has been around
"tolerating that kind of talk"? seriously? Beyonce is not who most people here think she is. regardless of their current mission towards light-skinned creoleism or black [NOT white] bourgeoiuse royalty, she is still at the core a strong woman from Houston TX who was raised by another strong woman. y'all think Matthew and Tina didn't throw down like that in front of her all of her life?! Beyonce most certainly COULD hold her own in a cussing throw down with her husband or anyone else who pushed her that far.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:33pm.
Usually when celebrities say something like that, or they say "monogamy isn't natural", it means their relationships are in the crapper.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:34pm.
Yeah, I noticed that. But it's adultery whichever gender you're screwing. :D
And I totally buy it's Mario Lopez, cuz he seems like a nasty little lech who will fuck anything with a moist hole. Keep your dogs close when he's nearby.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:37pm.
But if it's Sofia, who are the other two celebrity women?
Beyonce and Jayz seem like good candidates for that one. They both seem like the sort who would get into foul-mouthed, vile bust-ups all the time. I can totally see Jayz screaming all sorts of disgusting insults at any woman who displeases him. He seems like that kind of misogynistic prick.
The "three women" thing is a big tipoff too, cuz everybody heard about the Super Bowl and DC's "performance."
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For #2, I'd say one of the NJ Housewives. Or Sofia Vergara.
Yeah, I don't see Beyonce tolerating that kind of talk.
pushy & Foxxy -- hey, babes! I know, Mario is so damn slimey. I don't see the attraction either. He's the type of guy who would be fighting you for the mirror all the time, I can't stand guys like that. I don't know if he has a small peen, but he has the behavior of one. I heard he made his wife have a ton of plastic surgery & lose weight before he married her, and now he's pimping out his daughter. Scumbag.
I do hope #2 is Joe Camel & Beowulf, but I doubt it. Sofia Vergara & that scumbag fiance is a good guess, though.
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OMG rukiddingme, I don't know how many times I've read your signature thinking it was part of your post because there's nothing differentiating it from the rest of your text. LIKE 10,000 TIMES NOW! I know I can't be the only one either.
Nope not the only one :)
#3 is Snoop Dogg.
What's up with the unanimous approval of #2 being Jay-Z and Beyonce? Are there some other rumors about them that I didn't know about?
i used to love Nicole back in the day, I thought she was the most beautiful woman. Getting old sucks.
I don't think #2 is Beyonce - she's got Jay-Z too wrapped around her finger for him to act that way.
I think it's Sofia Veraga and her ugly douche fiancee, at one of the recent award events. They've gotten into public fights before - so often that I think her cast mates aren't shocked by it anymore.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:20pm.
I despise Mario Lopez; he just makes me so stabby.
Hi Twatty -- he seemed slimy to me even when he was on SBTB. cute, but slimy. do not get his appeal at all
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
First one - so Mario Lopez. Last one - Nicole Kidman. There have been lots of blinds talking about them breaking up. While I try to like her - I think all those years with Tommy have left her dead inside.
Damn! You guys beat me to it!LOL! Anyway, here it goes:
For # 3 I'm gonna go with Snoop Dogg and his son Corde Broadus.
This is why:
In fact, he’s so wild and free himself that he’ll probably just light up with pride when he sees the photos. By the way, there are three clues in the previous sentence. (Blind Gossip)"
The first clue is "Wild and free", which comes from The song "Young Wild and Free" that Whiz Kalifa sings with Snoop.
They say "he will probably just light up with pride" maybe alludes to "The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride" because Snoop changed his name to "Snoop Lion" for a reggae album.
"When he sees the photos" is talking about that particular picture Snoop has with his son... The one that shows him smoking a bong that his teenager son is lighting up...
Or something.... I guess...
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Submitted by the_hot_chick on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:20pm.
i think in your scenario there would prob need to be 4 women and 2 men in the green room ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:20pm.
I despise Mario Lopez; he just makes me so stabby
Hi Twatty. He annoys the hell out of me as well.
He has classic Little Pecker Disease.
#2 "..along with a child or two." and "Child/ren",= Destiny's Child + BIC
#3 has to be Snoop Lion
Exhibit A:
http://newsone.com/2048499/snoop-reponds-to-critics-over-sons-weed-use-m...
and pertaining to the clues given...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5B22KAkEk
#3 is Snoop Dog and his son Cordell.
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