The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 7th!

Despite it being microscopic, Pricksohorny Pete saw his own penis shadow and declared 6 more weeks of winter. - Aphid

Runners-up:

Every time Canada denies Randy Quaid's citizenship application, he removes a piece of clothing. - GingeMinge

Even with all this distraction, John Travolta, we all know you are going bald. - FluffKitteh

When Igor knocked on the door and saw Chris Hansen, he tried to make a quick getaway. - atlantapug

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:51am.

Congrats, Aphid - hilarious! Wtg, GingeMinge, FluffKitteh, and atlantapug - great ones!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Aphid on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:37am.

*bows* Thank you everyone!

Submitted by Aphid on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:36am.

Yeehaw thanks MK! Made my day. :)

Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 10:10am.

Congrats funnies winners!!! Love 'em.

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Submitted by RHONYC on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:55am.

lmao! congratz to the winnerz! :-D

Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:55am.

Funny ones!

Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:39am.

LOLOL!! this one was great. Congrats to all the winners.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:38am.

wow great job ladies! Please don't mention your win to your husbands, they really don't care about your gay little blog world! Trust me!!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:35am.

Yay winners!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:29am.

HAHAHAHAHA All funny. LMAO Pricksohorny! Good job!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by Strepsi on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:13am.

Sure he doesn't look cold, but wait til he stands up and leaves his frozen calamari ring on the seat.

Submitted by phungi on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 8:29am.

John Travolta's plan to save Saturday mail deliveries included what he felt were much needed 'winter weather' contingencies

Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 2:43am.

Wanna ride on my Skid-ew?

Submitted by que cochina on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:49am.

The Lucky Charms leprechaun is ostracized by his co-residents of the retirement community and quickly became the subject of a limerick:
There once was a lad called Lucky
Who was feelin' a wee bit plucky
He covered his dong
In a Cosabella thong
And cried, "JaysusMaryAndJoseph," it's stuck-y

(okay, the last line blows, but try finding words that rhyme with lucky)

Submitted by BECKYR on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:40am.

Juliette Gordon Low turned over in her grave when she saw this act in rehearsal to be center stage as the headlining act for the upcoming Girl Scouts 91st Anniversary party in March.

Submitted by sitbooboosit on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:15am.

Randy Quaid escapes to Canada to get away from the star-wackers only to discover the weathers not the same as in Los Angeles. Wishes he would have brought his RV.

Submitted by DivaJulia on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:04am.

Who would've thought Blake Shelton would be the one to break the Grammy Dress Code?

Submitted by skabazzle on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:03am.

Lindsey Vonn wanted to sue the person who distracted her from ski practice and caused her to blow out her knee, but she rescinded her petition once she saw the beautimous Russian answer to Mama June come to her rescue with his sled.

Submitted by skabazzle on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:01am.

If you can read this, the bitch in the back fell off my love wagon. But there's room for you, sugar :wink:

Submitted by luckyrwhat on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:43pm.

I'm sorry sir, but CBS won't let you into the Grammy's dressed like that. Now if this was FOX...

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:59pm.

Yeees! First week of February in the Great White North means its time to train for the upcoming, month long St. Valentine's -to- St. Patrick's Day Blow Out Bacchanal... Hey! I wonder why my new co-pilot just ran off like that? Why wasn't he wearing the proper hat OR uniform? And when is he coming back?

Submitted by cgwalt on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:09pm.

I'm the FUCKING Green Lantern! Who the hell you think I am, dumbass?

Submitted by Cookie123 on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:01pm.

If you can read this, the bear fell off.

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:38pm.

How did I get to the weird part of you tube AGAIN!?!?

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:51pm.

Grandpapa Glandville is outside the original Northern Lights set preppin' to block any tactics from LeHawBrian on 'B'Day 02/15/13. "Grrrrr" ;-(

Submitted by atlantapug on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:21pm.

When Igor knocked on the door and saw Chris Hansen, he tried to make a quick getaway.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Submitted by atlantapug on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:20pm.

Back in the U.S.S.Arrrrrghhhh!

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:20pm.

Poor Perez. Even the Irish don't want him.

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Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:15pm.

Fucking Mel Gibson ...

Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:14pm.

But who will warm up his lucky charms?

Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:13pm.

This is the REAL reason Tim McGraw stopped drinking

Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:17pm.

Wearing the Green with matching blue balls

Submitted by ddimuro on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:06pm.

Forced back into the U.S. from Canada, Randy Quaid quickly found work in a Christmas Vacation sequel.

Submitted by bellerophon on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 7:29pm.

James Franco performs his own version of the coneheads.

Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:59pm.

You could almost feel the intensity radiating off of him as he uttered those three words: "git. er. done."

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:56pm.

I don't know what the prize is but I do know I don't want to be around when someone "wins" it.

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 7:11pm.

OHHH! You said " it's gonna be a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING"?!?!
I heard "its gonna be a nice day for some NUDE SLEDDING"!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:45pm.

Yes this is my 1st Internet date and no I didn't know he was in middle school.

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:40pm.

"over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we...NOOOO!"

Submitted by doubled96 on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:16pm.

Scientology's version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer differs a little from the traditional version.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:28pm.

Hazings at the nursing homes in Maine can get pretty ugly.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:02pm.

'Occupy Gas Pricing'

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:02pm.

Bjork's alternative, oh-so-quiet limo service

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:01pm.

over the river & through the woods to grandmother's house we go...

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:59pm.

see officer, we're doing a production of 'Coneheads' down at the Community Theatre & there was very little budget for costumes.

Submitted by fuzzy_wuzzy on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:58pm.

After all the reindeer opted out, Lapland's Got Talent didn't look so good

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:15pm.

America's Got Talent, here I C-U-M!!!

Submitted by Haolebunny on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:54pm.

Taking the lead from Puxatawney Phil, Jeb decides to bring his own version of "Spring is Here" to the 'hood.

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:50pm.

*Rick Ross voice*

Everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm, everyday I'm, everyday I'm hustlin'

Submitted by ddimuro on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 5:48pm.

Forced back into the U.S. from Canada, Randy Quaid quickly found work in another Vacation sequel.