Leonardo DiCaprio Must Be A Majority Shareholder In Victoria's Secret
Leonardo DiCatchAHo is supposedly sexing on his Wolf of Wall Street co-star Margot Robbie, but he was seen doing the halfway side huge with a different blonde piece in Miami the other day AND InTouch (via Wetpaint) says that he's also got a Victoria's Secret model on the side. Leonardo has already dated VS models Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, Anne V, Erin Heatherton and now he's supposedly getting it on with 19-year-old Barbara Palvin. VS should just go ahead and change the name of their VS Angels to Leonardo's Hos.
A source tells InTouch that 38-year-old Leo is only casually dating (read: daytime fuck buddies) Barbara Palvin and he's not looking to settle down with one trick anytime soon. The source also said, "Leo loves seeing lots of different girls. He can’t be alone.”
"Loves seeing lots of different girls" and "can't be alone" is a really long-winded way of saying DUDE IS A TAYLOR SWIFT!
Before Barbara Palvin supposedly rolled around naked with George Clooney Junior, she got on Justin Bieber for a minute. Barbara denies humping the Bieb (wouldn't you?) and I read somewhere that she's got a boyfriend and every time she's photographed with a famous dude the tabloids put them together. Judging by that picture of Barbara Pelvic Exam and Leonardo at some event in Hollywood, I can't tell if anything is going on. But then again, Leonardo looks like he's trying to keep the dry heaves from crawling up his throat and that's usually the natural reaction of a person who just found out that the person he touched tongues with touched tongues with Justin Bieber recently. Story developing (not really)....
(pic via Instagram)
And he's not even good looking.
He should get with Lindsay Lohan and they could have puffy faced kids together.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 5:34am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:06am.
Vogue australia is so boring dull and boring, the cover is always nicole kidman, or naomi watts, or nicole kidman, or some random rail thin blonde girl, followed by nicole kidman, some more nicole kidman, a brunette girl made with heavy makeup, and end with nicole kidman again.
Hahaha! It's the same here with British Vogue and Kate Moss.
Vogue is such a mess. When they put Rihanna on US Vogue they made her as white and blonde as possible; but then, the fact that Rihanna is on the cover in the first place gives you an idea of how credible Vogue US is as a "fashion" magazine - with their 2,000 Karlie Kloss jumping in the air "editorials" per issue. Awful.
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cuz its sooo sooo soo edgy to get on a mini trampoline and jump, flap your arms, pout your lips and bend your knees.
Everyone knows he's gay! Why keep up the charade?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:06am.
Vogue australia is so boring dull and boring, the cover is always nicole kidman, or naomi watts, or nicole kidman, or some random rail thin blonde girl, followed by nicole kidman, some more nicole kidman, a brunette girl made with heavy makeup, and end with nicole kidman again.
Hahaha! It's the same here with British Vogue and Kate Moss.
Vogue is such a mess. When they put Rihanna on US Vogue they made her as white and blonde as possible; but then, the fact that Rihanna is on the cover in the first place gives you an idea of how credible Vogue US is as a "fashion" magazine - with their 2,000 Karlie Kloss jumping in the air "editorials" per issue. Awful.
His is the doughy face of excess and debauchery.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:07pm.
I said to the Lancome specialist, you know, I really hate Julia Roberts, why is she the face of Lancome? (Yeah, I'm classy that way.)
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omg i saw that ad..and the whole time i was giving the WTF reaction.
firstly, they employed the makeup artists from Avatar to make her look half decent, and if that wasnt enough, they bought out the entire supply of vaseline to use on the camera screen.
second she walks into a room, looks like a deer in the headlights who has constipation, than proceeds to break some chains of diamonds and walks out into the sunrise? sunset? WTF.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:20pm.
I stopped buying Estee Lauder/clinique because they rarely use ethnic models, and they've NEVER used a Latina or Asian model.
That puts me off certain brands for sure. When they hired Liu Wen last year to be the face of Estee they made a huge deal about it, as if we should ALL pat them on the back for hiring an Asian model. In 2012. Why the fuck hadn't they hired one before then? And when Liya Kebede became the FIRST black model to be the face of Estee only a few years ago they made a big deal about that, as if to say "look how progressive we are!"
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Anna Wintour hasn't put many non-caucasian models on the cover of vogue either. its just the way the industry works, blonde, blue eyes, rail thin is the way it works.
in vogue usa, less than a handful of black women have been on the cover, naomi campbell, jhud (awful cover), michelle obama and halle berry.
even the great supermodel Iman, never graced the cover of Vogue US. but she was on the cover of vogue italia numerous times.
so if they barely feature black women on vogue, imagine the odds of them using latinas? or asians?
its the same in australia, vogue australia is so boring dull and boring, the cover is always nicole kidman, or naomi watts, or nicole kidman, or some random rail thin blonde girl, followed by nicole kidman, some more nicole kidman, a brunette girl made with heavy makeup, and end with nicole kidman again.
Submitted by femguide on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:10pm.
Creepy creepy creepy.
When i was 19 there's no way in hell i would have dated some almost 40 year old. 19 is almost like a kid even if it's legally an adult.
We all age at different rates though...whatever
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Don't go to college. You'll see this in spades. I know quite a few profs pushing 50 dating young former students. Happens all the time. A lot of prof, especially male ones, are emotionally quite immature. At least ones I've met at my school and previous schools.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:07pm.
Lucie & que cochina -- when I bought new foundation this fall, I went to the Lancome counter, where I ended up buying my foundation (Teint Miracle, BTW). AnyHOO, I said to the Lancome specialist, you know, I really hate Julia Roberts, why is she the face of Lancome? (Yeah, I'm classy that way.) She even said to me that horse face Julia seems to provoke strong responses from people, that they either love her or hate her. I told the specialist I was of the hate camp and that I thought Julia looks like a horse. The specialist was laughing, but I'm sure I wasn't the first one she heard that from, or maybe I was -- I'm really blunt about my likes & dislikes.
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I agree. If they were looking for a horse, why not SJP? She at least tries to work with the minivan set.
I have had a crush on him since Growing Pains, but he is trying so hard to chase the gay away. It's showing on his face and aging him. Come on out girl, we'll still love you.
I am on the fence about Leo. I have a soft spot for him.
36 Chambers (The Wu)
The last time I found Leo tolerable was when he played Johnny Depp's retard brother, Arnie in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. At least back then and his Titanic days, I could see why girls had a crush on him, now, it's the fame because he is no where near as attractive as he use to be.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
when you are famous like him, you can look like a pilsbury donut dough face boy and have the body of a blubber whale and girls will still fuck you cuz they want fame, fame fucking has gotten alot of butt ugly rich and/or famous lots of fucks.
if leo didnt sell his soul to the devil and become the douche bag actor he is today, he would be working at accounts and receivables, whilst trying to find out ways to ask melissa at reception for a coffee.
You would think this modelizer might have slipped up and dated one woman of substance by now, even by accident.
Leo -Still would in a heartbeat.
And I don't know who this chick is, but I think she is beautiful, at least in this pic.
Leo looks bored to death. This revolving door of models has done nothing for him, lol And No, I would not hump the LezBieb. No way.
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Foxxy -- LOL at your story! And yet another case of a luxury fragrance & cosmetic company employing someone who is known for being hygienically-challenged. I saw a huge picture of Brad Pitt at one of the department stores and I was like yuck! All the hot guys and they chose that stinky hippy?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:55pm.
hi sweetie xo! lmao at your Lancome counter story! did something similar in the fall when i flung open the door to a macy's and almost walked into brad pitt's nostril. big ass almost floor to ceiling print of that hideous full face chanel ad. when i had to stop for directions on the way out of the store, i stopped at the chanel counter -- "macy's is doing your company a disservice. why would someone want to come over hers after looking at a 3 foot set of crows feet?" the woman cracked up laughing and called over the Clinque person for me to repeat it :-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy -- hey, babe!
que cochina -- I don't think Lancome would pay attention. The specialist I spoke to said sales have done very well since they hired that horse as the face of Lancome. Shit.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Th 02/07/2013 - 3:04pm.
the "homewrecker" and "armpits" parts could be the only things that distinguish her from many of the models they deal with
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Twatty - count me in if you do an online petition to oust Julia from Lsncome!!!
This picture looks more like a dad who had a daughter at a really young age, and his daughter being slightly embarrassed by her dad.
Lucie & que cochina -- and another thing, why would Lancome want Julia Roberts to be the face of their line? A known home-wrecker, an ugly, horse-faced, non-armpit shaving, hygienically-challenged, bitchy, promiscuous 'ho to be the face of an upscale cosmetic line? SMDH!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
See Luci, I had no idea Lauder finally hired an Asian rep. I do read magazines, but EL advertises heavily in Vogue & Harpers Bazaar - two I don't subscribe to. You're exactly right - it's 2012/13 and that's a discredit in our evolving ethnic demographic.
"Dicaprio, Leonardo. Slut. Reportedly aggressively bisexual. Treated Claire Danes horrendously on the set of Romeo. Reported heavy drug & alcohol use, to the point where it interferes with his acting performance. Hygienically challenged. Punk. Allegedly made gay porn under another name. Linked with Naomi Campbell, Cameron Diaz, Natasha Henstridge, Eva Herzigova, Lauren Holly,Juliette Lewis, Demi Moore, Kate Moss, Bijou Philips, Baby Spice, and Kate Winslett."
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I call bullshit on that gay porn accusation. surely someone would've recognized him by now
He may be all of those things, but he's certainly not a "punk".
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Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:20pm.
I stopped buying Estee Lauder/clinique because they rarely use ethnic models, and they've NEVER used a Latina or Asian model.
That puts me off certain brands for sure. When they hired Liu Wen last year to be the face of Estee they made a huge deal about it, as if we should ALL pat them on the back for hiring an Asian model. In 2012. Why the fuck hadn't they hired one before then? And when Liya Kebede became the FIRST black model to be the face of Estee only a few years ago they made a big deal about that, as if to say "look how progressive we are!"
Awww man. Jack Dawson now looks like a bloated Vince Vaughn.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:07pm.
I said to the Lancome specialist, you know, I really hate Julia Roberts, why is she the face of Lancome? (Yeah, I'm classy that way.)
LOL forever and ever! Her enormous Joker mouth grinning from ear to ear always scares me the fuck away from Lancome counters.
que cochina -- I'm becoming my mother, that's my problem, and she was extremely blunt, she'd come out and say whatever was on her mind. That's true about the cosmetic companies, though, you rarely see a model of a different ethnicity. How hard would it be for them to do that, right?
lara_s -- if you ask me, most of the VS models are a bunch of whores. Anyone who would walk around in the lingerie (and I use that term loosely) and the clothes they do has got to be a 'ho. Adam Levine is pure scum and DiCRAPio ain't much better.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I'm starting to think that most VS girls offer escort services on the side. Leo and Adam Levine are going through the entire catalog.
is dat his daughter? she cute!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - Julia seems to provoke strong responses from people, that they either love her or hate her. I told the specialist I was of the hate camp
You are hilarious! I am so glad there are like minds who detest Julia, Oprah, Wholie, et al. I stopped buying Estee Lauder/clinique because they rarely use ethnic models, and they've NEVER used a Latina or Asian model. VERY foolish marketing as far as I'm concerned as Hispanic women represent a huge part of the cosmetics demographic. Just my POV.
His face makes me sad. When did he lose his looks? I still thought he was hot in Catch Me If You Can, which was around 2002, I think. Ahh, I remember all the girls in my 5th grade class had Leo pictures in their lockers and all over their crap. One girl was so obsessed with him that some little douchebag kid wrote, "Kelly humped Leo Dicaprio" on the board. Really!? haha
I remember being creeped out by 25-year-olds who came on to me at 19. Imagine this alcohol-bloated douche pushing 40.
Move away, Barbara P. Move away....
Lucie & que cochina -- when I bought new foundation this fall, I went to the Lancome counter, where I ended up buying my foundation (Teint Miracle, BTW). AnyHOO, I said to the Lancome specialist, you know, I really hate Julia Roberts, why is she the face of Lancome? (Yeah, I'm classy that way.) She even said to me that horse face Julia seems to provoke strong responses from people, that they either love her or hate her. I told the specialist I was of the hate camp and that I thought Julia looks like a horse. The specialist was laughing, but I'm sure I wasn't the first one she heard that from, or maybe I was -- I'm really blunt about my likes & dislikes.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Easy, Twatty! It'll probably only be about a year long contract, so look at it this way - you can go find all her print ads and draw a moustache on G's face!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:25pm.
I know, right? She's not appealing at all. Why are they doing this to us? It was bad enough having to look at Brad Pitt's wrinkles in HD at the Chanel counters here all autumn/winter, now we'll have a whole summer of looking at Gisele's horsey mug. It's like hiring fucking J.Lo or something. Tacky.
I don't get it. They've already got Keira Knightley for Mademoiselle. Why don't they use her for beauty as well? She always wears Chanel on red carpets, and she's a good fit for the brand image.
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:33pm.
No, you're confusing socks with horse blankets!
Hehehe, it's just as well it's blankets - they don't do socks in big enough sizes for her hooves!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:40am.
From my favorite vintage gossip list:
"Dicaprio, Leonardo. Slut. Reportedly aggressively bisexual. Treated Claire Danes horrendously on the set of Romeo. Reported heavy drug & alcohol use, to the point where it interferes with his acting performance. Hygienically challenged. "
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Hekki, i think that about covers it!
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God don't like ugly.
Lucie & que cochina -- why couldn't Hermes have hired Gisele? She could have modeled some of their saddles & horse blankets! I can't get over this Chanel cosmetics thing. Someone -- hold me!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Sex is better with trust.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:08pm.
WAT? Gisele? Eww! Or is she modelling socks, or something?
AHHHAAAA! No, you're confusing socks with horse blankets!
I don't think Leo looks that bad, and he is almost 40. Now Lohan looking 50 at age 26 is much different.
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In this place it seems like such a shame
Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same
Everywhere I look you're all I see
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be
He and Lohan are a perfect match, at least appearance-wise..
He looks like he works at Best Buy. He lost his looks a long time ago.
bulbous lindsay under-chins are everywhere today!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:33pm.
He keeps upgrading from that mutt Gisele. He might be gay?
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LOL... "that mutt."
Lucie -- "equestrian makeup" -- LMAO!!! No, seriously, she's the new face of Chanel makeup. I can't fucking believe it. She's so ugly & man-like, don't ya think? Seriously, what would a guy see in a beak-nosed, man-faced, 6 foot, 100 pound tranny with size 15 feet, or a fashion house like Chanel?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by PYT on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:52pm.
Oh I'm not denying that he's a real actor, but just saying from a purely physical point of view, I find him just as gross as Lindsay. He gives me 'regional manager checking out the new secretary's ass' vibes.