The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 8th!

Ok Head out, Shoulder out, now where is the part that tells me how long its gonna take this fucking reptile to push out the rest of me? - crankenstein

Runners-up:

You know, just Jon Hamm, sitting around, catching up on his reading. - Spkheller

I'd rather lay in a bedful of snakes than read "Fifty Shades of Grey" - Eileenie McMeanie

When Neil said he was getting into bed with snakes, everyone just assumed he meant his joint home fragrance venture with the Kardashians. - jellin76

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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:27pm.

Good job, horz!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by guest on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:05am.

Lens!!! ♥ congrats everyone!

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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:41am.

I'd rather lay in a bedful of snakes than read "Fifty Shades of Grey" - Eileenie McMeanie

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Congrats! (Nancy would be so proud of you.)

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:35am.

Congrats winners!

Yay, Leenie McPeenie ♥

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:18am.

Lenis McPenis♥

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by City Barbie on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 11:10pm.

"Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake."

Ha ha ha!!!! Ssssssssssssssigh! Uncle Mike, that one is like ssssssso ssssssilly!!! - Young pythons being corrupted by their funny uncle

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 9:17pm.

Maybe the only Harry Potter reader to cry when Nagini the snake died.

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 7:40pm.

Fuck Rikki-TiVi-tavi, I'll sleep with snakes if I want to!

Submitted by CarrieOn on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 6:44pm.

The Gay Fish settles into his news role of house husband after KK''s womb popped.

Submitted by Chilly on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:21pm.

Needing a rest from the everyday drag race, Chad Michaels and Phi Phi O'Hara kai kai with a good book.

Submitted by fuzzy_wuzzy on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 4:14am.

After a long day on set Jon Hamm likes to un-zip his trousers and let his ham-log relax.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:47pm.

Not a caption, but those are probably his pets. My Ex told me about his friend who had a ton of pet snakes *shudder* I guess to each their own..

Submitted by upstatestruggler on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:41pm.

"VMA snake? It's Britney, bitch. I'm a gonna have a show in Vegas soon and I need y'all there with me. Come on over. we'll climb into bed like the old days and talk strategy."

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

Submitted by icebunny on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 7:36pm.

Ah... reminds me of the time when I had that Nokia cell phone and was playing Snake in bed all day!

Submitted by fuzzy_wuzzy on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 4:46pm.

The snake from Brit Brits slave performance and PSY console each other now that their 15 minutes are up with a nice cozy lie in.

Life is good guys. Life is good.

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 2:46pm.

Ok Head out, Shoulder out, now where is the part that tells me how long its gonna take this fucking reptile to push out the rest of me?

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 2:41pm.

Cheech Marin stars in Whose Schlong is this Anyway?

Submitted by wustl78 on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:31pm.

Tommy Lee, out of shape and out of the spotlight, releases yet another picture of himself and his very long "snake."

Submitted by OurMissC on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:01pm.

Since when does that snake Wilmer Valderrama sleep with guys?

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:29pm.

"Once you get used to the snakes, Hell really isnt really all that bad" ......Larry Hagman

Submitted by Miss_Ann_Thrope on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:01pm.

Reading out loud: "And then the momma snake said to the baby snake, sssssssssssssssssssss."

Submitted by OurMissC on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:01pm.

Not what I expected when he said he had a long thick one.

Submitted by Half Empty on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 9:01am.

Snakes on a Chang

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 7:36am.

Kelly Preston said further, about her husband, John Travolta ..."

"I want his 'Michael' wings, I want to know about his need for a broke back 'Urban Cowboy', his 'Saturday Night Fever' for boys carrying paint, the way he "Welcomed Back Kotter", his 'Broken Arrow' in bed, his taking of men on 'Pelham 1, 2, 3', why his 'Love Song For Bobby Long', what really happened on the cast of 'Hairspray', why Hugh Jackman never wanted to work with him after 'Swordfish'; what really happened on the set of 'Wild Hogs', why he has to fly himself, and why. nobody will fly with him, except Oprah?"

Submitted by Razors on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 4:53am.

How to read Samual Jacksons biography

Cheers,

Razors

Submitted by Razors on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 4:53am.

How to read Samual Jacksons biography

Cheers,

Razors

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 7:53am.

Breaking News From CNN:

John Travolta admits to his reported sexual indiscretions, and further, that his indiscretions were in complete adherence to Scientology doctrine."

(... and that "the massages felt great!")

Kelly Preston, offered a limited comment to her husband's admission, other than to say ...

"I really want to know about this 'Pulp Fiction', I want his 'Face/Off', I want to know his 'Phenomenon' for 'Making Shorty'?"

"If he thinks I'm a "General's Daughter" ... , I'm taking 'A Civil Action' to his 'Battlefield Earth'!

Submitted by Flynn on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 2:04am.

Cheech & Wrong

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:49am.

Ron Jeremy - recovers in hospital - and envision's a new career in the Florida Everglades.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:17am.

Cialis Side Effects: A Wife's Perspective.

http://voices.yahoo.com/cialis-side-effects-wifes-perspective-1429149.ht...

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:09am.

Air Force 1 - The Sequel:

Chris Christie Prevents Snakes On An Airplane 2.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:57am.

Snakes On An Airplane 2: - Obama Grants Republicans Free Trip To Congressional Hearings On Air Force 1.

Submitted by Strepsi on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:21pm.

Getting a blow job from Medusa is never pretty.

Submitted by Ikcor on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:06pm.

I see lots of Ron Jeremy and Jon Hamm jokes, but this is actually Khloe after she untucks.

Submitted by jaariel on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 10:48pm.

No caption, just that there's a Cheech Marin/Britney Spears Slave for You joke in there somewhere...

Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin

Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 10:46pm.

I see Kanye and Kim are training their new nanny...

Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army." -MK 9/17/09

Submitted by Mag_9000series on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 10:26pm.

And with some human hair, pipe-cleaners, and a stapler, we can have our very own bunny rabbit.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:59pm.

Sure it takes me a long time to get ready to masturbate, but once the snakes are in place, I pop it off pretty quick.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:03pm.

....now that the cameras have stopped rolling Jon Gosselin enjoys a rare 'conjugal visit' with Kate.

Still being F*cked by the one that F*ucked you over.

Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 8:34pm.

Nastassja Kinski: 30 years on and the damn Burmese Python still can't take a hint and get lost.

Submitted by tsizzle7 on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 8:21pm.

My anaconda don't want none. Unless you've got buns, hun.

Submitted by iwouldmarrymichaelk on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 8:07pm.

Giving the word "bookworm" a whole new meaning.

Submitted by Learned One on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:46pm.

Nastassja Kinski has nothing on this guy.

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Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:20pm.

The Everglades' Motel - "Getting Hugged For Your Patronage - Is Our Guarantee!"

Submitted by jellin76 on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:05pm.

When Neil said he was getting into bed with snakes, everyone just assumed he meant his joint home fragrance venture with the Kardashians.

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:04pm.

"Monty Python's, The Life Of Brian 2: Our Savior Finds A Porn Mag."

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:02pm.

Michael Lohan was quoted as saying, " Yes, but even these snakes are better than laying down with my former family"

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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.

Submitted by Boys for Pele on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 6:54pm.

"I wanted the full 50 shades of Grey experience, so I figured having slimy snakes running all over my body, would be close enough"- Tobias Smith, alcoholic

Submitted by Emellbee on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 6:53pm.

Ron Jeremy tweets from his hospital bed.

Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 6:50pm.

Michael Lohan finally got both daughters in bed with him.

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