Friday, February 8th 2013
Would You Hit It?
In case you don't know who this is, I'll give you five possible answers:
a) Samantha Ronson in 20 years
b) The sixth place winner in a Billy Idol look-alike contest at a bar in Manchester
c) A Hot Topic assistant manager dressed in Guy Fieri cosplay
d) A volunteer model from Billie Joe Armstrong's School of Beauty
e) Ethan Hawke
Any of those answers work, but the real answer is Ethan Hawke. Ethan Hawke worked a bleached mop and Urban Decay eyeliner while posing with his cast mates and the playwright at the opening night of the play Clive in NYC last night. Yes, I'd hit it. And I'd hit it extra hard if you told me that Ethan's carpet matches his bleached drapes. I am all for blond pubes with black roots.
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Looks like he is "overly impressed" with his own looks. FAIL.
He is obviously having a HUGE midlife crisis, enhanced by alcohol and drugs.
Otherwise, he is definitely OFF HIS ROCKER. no pun intended.
I saw him about 6 years ago walking around the West Village, and even back then he looked old, haggard and completely unattractive.
nope
I soooooo would!!!!!!!!
Oh, it's part of the role. Phew.
http://www.stltoday.com/entertainment/arts-and-theatre/ethan-hawke-mines...
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 4:16pm.
From my vintage gossip page: "Hawke, Ethan. Hygienically challenged. Overly impressed with his own intelligence. Failed author. Cokehead. Told friends and strangers, in excruciating detail, about how Uma Thurman’s private parts changed after childbirth (what a moron Hawke is). Linked with Lisa Loeb, Julia Roberts & Uma Thurman, who he married."
Hahaha.
Hekki - OMG, my favorite, "The A List" - what a classic of nasty tidbits! Whenever a name comes up that I remember reading about on there, I still think of the quote. lol
Oh my. Not a good look. Billy Idol awakes after 20 year nap in the alley.
Hopefully it's for a role. Loved him in the Before Sunrise/Before Sunset movies.
"a) Samantha Ronson in 20 years"
Fucking dying!!
When I see Hawke, I am reminded of Rickie Lee Jones's "Weasel in a White Boy's Cool."
He looks like a heroin-addicted ferret. I never understood the "hot" label.
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wow its been a long time since he had a threesome with neve campbell and denise richards and was considered hot in hollywood.
that movie was sooo like "kinky" back then, omg.. and i was only a teen too. anyway
he hasnt aged well
Is he supposed to be doing a Mark McGrath biopic?? They could be twins!
Hell yeah!!!
I see before me the lovechild of 1985 Nick Rhodes and 2012 Iggy Pop.
I'd hit it with Keith Richards. Actually, I think someone beat me to it.
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Nope.
Looks like WWE's Dolph Ziggler, but the homeless version.
Dude, Ethan Hawke was NEVER hot, not even in the 90's. I remember when everyone and their mama was creamin their panties over him, and I thought he was awkward and quite homely.
Even now, nope, he'd never get a whiff.
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He looks like he has been having What Chris Brown has been having. Zombie juice. Mark McGrath looks like him too. Both need to eat wings with ranch.
Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 6:02pm.
I thought this was Scott Weiland back on the bad shit again.. eesh..
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What..wait, Weiland was actually off the shit for a minute?
Oh-- and HELL NO!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Methface!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I believe the rumors he's on some hard shit because his face has completely changed. Ugh. Why do addicts always bleach their hair? Every time I see a series of mugshots of a meth or heroin addict they have black roots and bleached ends in at least one shot.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
"A Hot Topic assistant manager dressed in Guy Fieri cosplay" OMG, I just blew peppermint Schnapps through my nose.
Samantha Ronson doesn't look that good even now.
@Rook---noooooo!! Not at all like Ron White! :)
maybe it's the spiked hair.
Wish Ron White would come out with a new special.
Love his humor.
CRACK.HEAD. Look at those burned crack lips!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The outside now matches the inside. Rode hard, and put away wet. Meanwhile, Uma still looks hot and goes out with sexy moguls. Ha. Ha. Ha.
THEY CALL HIM TATER SALAD.
Anyone else getting Ron White vibes? And that's insulting to Ron White, I'm sorry Ron.
And there's something about Ethan Hawke that makes him painful to see. I really can't bear to look at him. It's the same way I feel about Josh Hartnett and Matt Dillon. Something about their faces makes them so virulently unattractive to me.
Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 5:57pm.
He looks like a younger, fresher and hotter Keith Richards.
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LOL
I've been "shocked" when I saw these pics on the DM earlier and rushed here for a "WOULD YOU HIT IT" post which I was sure would come. Unfortunately I was too early and got entangled into giving Kim Kartrashian styling tips... and forgot about Ethan.
Well, let's just say: Forget it - but a nice cup of tea and some knitting would also be fine, wouldn't it?
Sans, it's called Karma. It's payback time for Ethan. lol Meanwhile, Uma's doing pretty well, isn't she?
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I thought this was Scott Weiland back on the bad shit again.. eesh..
He looks like a younger, fresher and hotter Keith Richards.
Um, WTF? Is he playing the lovechild of Mark McGrath and Billie Joe Armstrong in his next film?
Eat your heart out, Uma Thurman.
Seriously....what has happened to him? He's gone way downhill ever since he shacked up with the nanny. Grossness.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Ethan works it and contrary to Hekki's post, I've heard he was through a lot with Uma, so yeah..... yeah, I would.
Hmmm, hope is not such a major asshole.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 4:16pm.
He sounds like an even worse fucking dickhead than I thought.
Wow, his eyes are a beautiful color
Thank God you quit this bitch Uma!
METHFACE.
What in the Billy Idol wannabe zombie looking motherfucking hell is this shit?
You think S. Ronson will look this good in 20 years? That's generous of you
If Billy Idol and Keith Richards had a love child.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
I've NEVER thought he was hot or talented. He always played a somber jackassy character and when he started to think he was the next F. Scott Fitzgerald, well ... fuck him.
I wouldn't want to touch that. He looks diseased.
He was good looking in Dead Poet's Society but has looked like a total douchetard ever since. So glad Uma is done with him.
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What. In The Hell. Is this fuckery? Jesus Christ, what the hell happened to the Ethan Hawk from Training Day? Is he playing Billy Idol in a bio-pic? This reeks of all kinds of wrong
Change is coming through my Shadow
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 4:16pm.
That almost reads like a poem. A super douchy poem.
From my vintage gossip page: "Hawke, Ethan. Hygienically challenged. Overly impressed with his own intelligence. Failed author. Cokehead. Told friends and strangers, in excruciating detail, about how Uma Thurman’s private parts changed after childbirth (what a moron Hawke is). Linked with Lisa Loeb, Julia Roberts & Uma Thurman, who he married."
Hahaha.
He has never NEVER appealed to me. He has always looked like malnourished white trash. Even when he was all cleaned up.
Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 4:04pm.
We're beyond the capabilities of moisturizer at this point. A belt sander *may* be able to help, but even Black and Decker may not able to save this tragedy.