Taylor Swift Takes A Shot At Harry Styles, Does The Worst British Accent Ever While Doing So
Taylor Swift didn't only take a shot at millions of ear drums by singing live at the Grammys last night, but she also took a shot at Harry Styles during her fourth place talent show performance of her latest musical burn book entry. Because dressing her back-up dancers in recycled costumes from Madonna's VMAs Vogue performance and old outfits from a community theater production of Alice in Wonderland wasn't getting her enough attention, Taylor Swift tried to get all the attention by making fun of Harry Styles while doing a British accent that was so shitty it made Nicki Minaj's British accent sound one hundred percent authentic.
What in the hell kind of 23-year-old woman calls her boyfriend of 2 seconds out at the Grammys? Taylor is missing her calling. Bitch shouldn't be a multi-millionaire pop star. Bitch should be a full-time and professional 8th grader, because her whole circus of suck act was some junior high school talent show shit. Besides, didn't Taylor and Harry Styles tear up their relationship contract almost a month ago? And she's still going on about him? You'd think that by now Taylor Swift would've dated, dumped and wrote songs about every other member of One Direction, every white boy actor in a CW show, every one of the Beckham boys, every Romney son and all of the Duggar boys. Taylor's game is slipping!
And the only thing more annoying than Taylor Swift calling out Harry Styles on stage was Taylor Swift ruining every performance by singing and dancing along to it for the cameras. Bitch is the real-life Patty Simcox from Grease and I don't mean that in a good way.
Here's Taylor meeting her #1 hipster fan (and not in an ironic way, of course) and fellow feminist hero Lena Dunham last night. Lena Dunham's yellow sack of a dress is all kinds of ugly, but after seeing Patrick Wilson rub his hot naked body all over her naked body during most of last night's episode of Girls, I'm glad to see her fully clothed.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:33pm.
The book deal was the best! Lena's lawyer made Gawker take down her book proposal, which was extremely stupid and lame. How come Lena has no sense of humor?
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My favorite part is when they broke the deal down it worked out to where she was getting paid around $50k per page and that the book will be basically pages from her diary. From the excerpts I read, it makes Eat Pray Love look like freaking Tolstoy.
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I know! I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.
Who the fuck wrote this story? The title says she takes a shot and then proceeds to write NOTHING about it. What did she say?
Jeezus, is it that hard to write a coherent string of sentences these days?
Can her 15 minutes be over already please?
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Cockadouche!
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i thoroughly enjoyed the madge performance. those were the days...
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Bitch I think she was awesome just because she has a lot of world records and you dont doesnt mean you have to rip on her. Shes amazing wheather you like it or not. And by the way HArry Styles SUXZ just a bieber wanna be and i hate him to! HA LOSERRR NO SHIT UR DOING THIS YOU CANT HANDLE SHeS BETER THan you AND UR A COMPUTER GEEK AHAHHAHAHA LOSER!
Zosia Mamet makes me stabbier than any other girl on that show. Neanderthal eyebrowns and wooden acting. Ugh.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:40pm.
I was being facetious. Now I'll exercise my feminist right to dislike her with the fire of 1000 suns for her terrible writing, lack of a broader worldview and diversity, pseudo intellectualist hipster/victim culture, and fake humility and not be deemed a misogynist for it.
Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:33pm.
The book deal was the best! Lena's lawyer made Gawker take down her book proposal, which was extremely stupid and lame. How come Lena has no sense of humor?
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My favorite part is when they broke the deal down it worked out to where she was getting paid around $50k per page and that the book will be basically pages from her diary. From the excerpts I read, it makes Eat Pray Love look like freaking Tolstoy.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:22pm.
If Lena is the poster child for feminism, we're all fucked. You might want to revisit your prioroties when a tv hipster backed by Judd Apatow getting naked is your feminist inspriration.
Notice I never said anything about her looks in any of my posts either.
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You might not have said anything about her looks, but countless people have and many others have not said it but still allow it to influences their feelings. And by definition feminism can't have a poster girl because true feminism means women have equality and the right to do what they want. So yes, in some ways Lena represents some aspects of feminism and some of the advances that have been gained in the past 40 years, but then again so does Blake Lively who has made the choice to be a housewife.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:30pm.
People bitch about Zosia and Ashley too, Lena just seems to be the one milking the spotlight more (hello $3m book deal) so naturally she's the one getting the brunt of the criticism.
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The book deal was the best! Lena's lawyer made Gawker take down her book proposal, which was extremely stupid and lame. How come Lena has no sense of humor?
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:26pm.
But why the Lena hate? She's very readily admitted the characters are selfish & indulgent and that's half the fun. Who wants to see well-behaved, reasonable young ladies in the big city? NO ONE.
Gosh, lighten up.
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It's not funny or interesting.
People bitch about Zosia and Ashley too, Lena just seems to be the one milking the spotlight more (hello $3m book deal) so naturally she's the one getting the brunt of the criticism.
i think it's kind of funny... but nevertheless:
she will NEVER EVER GET ANY NEW BOYFRIEND!
every man is scared to be the next one to be called out in public and songs.
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:45pm.
i do not care what lena looks like, who her artist parents are, or if her show wins awards (though, i'm not sure winning awards a good show makes). i find her insufferable in every interview i've read/seen and as genuine a human being as a turd.
bonus points for me: i saw 'tiny furniture' years ago. so, my hipster-ahead-of-the-curve-lena-hate makes me superior in hipstertown.
you ever known people who love to be silly and bad and awful at anything they try just to get a laugh. then, they become tiresome bc you realize they're being awkward and shitty on purpose? that.
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That's what Howard Stern said about her. I totally agree. She is uber-obnoxious, especially in interviews.
Everyone has a friend like Taylor. Always has a boyfriend, always puts visible pressure on that boyfriend in front of others, talks shit, sticks it out for a minute, breaks up, never stops calling you, gets with some other asshole & repeats.
She's the worst. THE worst. Total brat.
But why the Lena hate? She's very readily admitted the characters are selfish & indulgent and that's half the fun. Who wants to see well-behaved, reasonable young ladies in the big city? NO ONE.
Gosh, lighten up.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:45pm.
you ever known people who love to be silly and bad and awful at anything they try just to get a laugh. then, they become tiresome bc you realize they're being awkward and shitty on purpose? that. ----------------------------------------
THAT is exactly how I feel about Zach Galifinakiswhatever. NO - I DON'T find it hilarious how unfunny he is. I just find him unfunny. Where the fuck did he come from and can he go back please.
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Thank you! I thought I was the only one who hated that guy. Can't stand him.
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Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:22pm.
If Lena is the poster child for feminism, we're all fucked. You might want to revisit your prioroties when a tv hipster backed by Judd Apatow getting naked is your feminist inspriration.
Notice I never said anything about her looks in any of my posts either.
Still milking this fauxmance? Ugh, fuck off.
I heard Lena wrote "Girls" while she had locked herself in the attic with the flu.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:33pm.
There are countless others who have used their family connection that aren't putting in the work Lena does: Anniston, Paltrow, Lilly Collins, Kristen Stewart, Gyllenhaals, Kiefer Sutherland, Robert Downey Jr., Kate Hudson, Joley & Natasha Richards, Sigourney, Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Douglas...
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Don't forget Drew Barrymore! SHE THUCKTH
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:31pm.
I seriously hate that look she has when she poses for pics. JLo has the mouth open porn look, this one has the pursed lips wide eye ingenue look.
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"wide eye ingenue"? Her eyes are practically squinted shut! ;D
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:45pm.
you ever known people who love to be silly and bad and awful at anything they try just to get a laugh. then, they become tiresome bc you realize they're being awkward and shitty on purpose? that.
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THAT is exactly how I feel about Zach Galifinakiswhatever. NO - I DON'T find it hilarious how unfunny he is. I just find him unfunny. Where the fuck did he come from and can he go back please.
Lena Dunham is the epitome of everything I came to hate about NY - obnoxious white rich girls pretending to be struggling artists and saying "like" too frequently for outside the Valley. I hope Brooklyn falls into the ocean.
Folks, I'm going to always despise Lena for her idiotic hipster writing and the fact that people are calling her revolutionary for being a whiny ho. Please. Tiny Furniture was a testament to her idiocy, and her woe is me, lost white girl schtick is overrated. That is all.
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Man I don't hate Taylor Swift but the Grammy's sure are a big mish mash of half-cocked lamestream pudding.
The slutty circus theme is so played out too.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:39pm.
Salty, I never said she stayed there, just that she got there with her parents help. Calm down. Lena still sucks, in my opinion. You're entitled to yours.
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It just seems really misogynistic the way people so gleefully hate a woman who isn't skinny and attractive but who is managing to be successful in Hollywood. I guarantee if everything about the show was exactly the same except Ashley Williams was the creator, writer, director, producer and not Lena nobody would be trashing her the same way. Notice nobody complains that Ashley's dad got her the gig on the show and he is a hell of a lot more influential in the TV world than Lena's parents.
I saw that bitch in "Tiny Furniture" and THAT made me stabby. I knew a girl who looked AND acted exactly like that character and I shuddered inside my snuggie through the whole stinking movie. Either she is gross, or terrifyingly good and what she does.
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Not watching this illuminati bollocks. fuck subliminal messaging.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:44pm.
Haha, I haven't seen girls but it just screams WILLIAMSBURG to me. For the most part hipsters annoy the shit out of me. The whole I hate the man but I am a trust fund baby so I live off the man hypocrisy rides my nerves. I just know watching anything she does would make me stabby.
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I lasted about 10 seconds and then my ears wanted to quit my brain. This and every artist that attended the Granny's are complete shite. What ever happened to good music. Not spectacles of an elementary nature? Stupid cunt, fuck this bitch!
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i do not care what lena looks like, who her artist parents are, or if her show wins awards (though, i'm not sure winning awards a good show makes). i find her insufferable in every interview i've read/seen and as genuine a human being as a turd.
bonus points for me: i saw 'tiny furniture' years ago. so, my hipster-ahead-of-the-curve-lena-hate makes me superior in hipstertown.
you ever known people who love to be silly and bad and awful at anything they try just to get a laugh. then, they become tiresome bc you realize they're being awkward and shitty on purpose? that.
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watching hardcore ufos
Am I allowed to hate Lena Dunham for being a talentless snobby hipster hack, as long as I don't mention her parents?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Liz, I re-read what I wrote and I stand by it. You dont have to agree with me or like what I have to say, even though I think your paraphrasing of my comment is not consistent with what I said or meant.
Folks, I'm going to always despise Lena for her idiotic hipster writing and the fact that people are calling her revolutionary for being a whiny ho. Please. Tiny Furniture was a testament to her idiocy, and her woe is me, lost white girl schtick is overrated. That is all.
Salty, I never said she stayed there, just that she got there with her parents help. Calm down. Lena still sucks, in my opinion. You're entitled to yours.
Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:27pm.
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I think anytime anyone takes their clothes off on tee vee they're opening themselves up to scrutiny, bound to be judged and that it does send a message. They can always choose to not put themselves out there or not take their clothes off. *shrug*
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I'm not bothered by the criticism of the celebrities. I'm worried about the "more in sorrow than in anger"/"this is for your own good" bullshit that people package it in.
You can't just bash very fat or very thin actresses. Noooooo, you're concerned about the "message" it sends to women. You want it to be "empowering" to women. It's astonishingly condescending - I don't need "messages" from the tee vee to feel good about myself, or to decide what I want to do with my body. I'm not 5, I don't need them to act as role models:
"Just as I think it sends a bad message when the majority of women on TV are rail thin, I also don't find it empowering or inspiring to see a body that looks flabby and unhealthy, like she doesn't consider her health or exercise at all."
Well Lena probably wouldn't have had the opportunity for her own show if it weren't for her parent's contacts, but at least she's out there trying to make a go of something and have a legit career. She is not anything like a Kardashian.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:16pm.
And Lena can continue to suck all those dicks using her parents name for her shitty show. She's as genuine a Kuntrashian.
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Do you really think that Lena's parents have anything to do with her continued and increasing success? She is far more famous than her parents at this point. I don't really get the hate people spew at her she fucking WRITES, DIRECTS, PRODUCES and ACTS in her show. There are countless others who have used their family connection that aren't putting in the work Lena does: Anniston, Paltrow, Lilly Collins, Kristen Stewart, Gyllenhaals, Kiefer Sutherland, Robert Downey Jr., Kate Hudson, Joley & Natasha Richards, Sigourney, Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Douglas...ect they all had parents far more famous than whoever the hell Lena Dunhamn's parents are.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:27pm.
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I think anytime anyone takes their clothes off on tee vee they're opening themselves up to scrutiny, bound to be judged and that it does send a message. They can always choose to not put themselves out there or not take their clothes off. *shrug*
I seriously hate that look she has when she poses for pics. JLo has the mouth open porn look, this one has the pursed lips wide eye ingenue look.
And her music sucks ass. That new single "Trouble" is so irritating.
Talk about Arrested Development. Does this girl realize that she has to grow up at some point? She's like a real life Carrie Bradshaw Sex and the City character; needy, clingy, overly dramatic and can't seem to keep a man, yet HE'S always the one to blame.
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Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:41pm.
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Like I said, I think curves are beautiful. Just as I think it sends a bad message when the majority of women on TV are rail thin, I also don't find it empowering or inspiring to see a body that looks flabby and unhealthy, like she doesn't consider her health or exercise at all. But I definitely understand where you're coming from.
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Wait, why does any body have to "send a message"? I don't look to the tee vee to feel inspired or empowered. I don't care what size the actresses are.
This goldilocks thing pisses me off. It's like if women in the public eye are "too fat" or "too thin", then their bodies become public property. For our own good, don'cha know?
http://www.salon.com/2013/02/09/i_dared_criticize_taylor_swift/
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God don't like ugly.
I made it in 59 seconds, and that was with the sound off. I do like her dress though.
I lovelovelove this side of Taylor Swift. The sweetie pie image set my teeth on edge.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:16pm.
And Lena can continue to suck all those dicks using her parents name for her shitty show. She's as genuine a Kuntrashian.
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See - I think the entire weak ass argument that people are using about "using her parents name" is fucking lame. TONS of young people out there have a name to use for fame and a lot of them can't do dick with it because they don't have an ounce of work ethic. I don't give a shit if people think she's a talentless fat pig, I disagree but that's not the point.
You can think her show, writing, acting, producing sucks balls all you want but to ignore the fact that a lot of people like the show, it's winning awards and she obviously works her ass off can't rationally be denied.
Ugh. I find this little girl and her antics SUPER annoying.
And it's funny how they all think their performance is so profound and shit.
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And Lena can continue to suck all those dicks using her parents name for her shitty show. She's as genuine a Kuntrashian.