The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 1st!

Katie Holmes says she is shocked, simply shocked that a sex tape of her and Tom Cruise has been released to the public. = dementa

Runners-up:

Whatever happened to Natasha Lyonne you ask? Well she's being used in the secret military intelligence committee to test enhanced interrogation techniques. - daisy100

Yes...like most people they would rather have a cattle prod stuck up their butt by some dick head then have to sit through watching Liz and Dick a second time. - Mani6

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Submitted by blueblueblue on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:56pm.

Patrick Stewart just realized his girlfriend's a gold-digger. It's either an infusion of cash or he's trying to get his gold back.

Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 11:06pm.

Thanks veryoldbat just saw your comment- she's actually a chihuahua/schnauzer/Jack Russell mix!

Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 11:54am.

thanks MK, muah! nyc misses you.

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 10:47am.

Dementa, congrats. I couldn't stop laughing.

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 10:38am.

WHEE! Thanx guys!

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 9:46am.

LOL dementa! congrats to dailsy♥♥♥ and Mani!! good ones

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:15pm.

Homer Simpson finds a way to pull Lindsay's head out of her ass.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:13pm.

LOL Skeebazzz,,,
Love the Corgi..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:22pm.

Seth McFarlane's follow-up to "We Saw Yer Boobs" was titled "We Clawed Your Boots". Surprisingly, it was more favorably received.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:13pm.

Yes...like most people they would rather have a cattle prod stuck up their butt by some dick head then have to sit through watching Liz and Dick a second time.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:06pm.

Charlie Sheens vivid mentoring program. He won't lay a finger on you. Winning.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by empiregirl on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 9:14pm.

Looks like Kayne is taking this parenting thing seriously. He has already created a puppet show so he can show his son where babies come from.

Wow, what a great audience.

Submitted by daisy100 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 6:41am.

If you wish to be more like Gwyneth Paltrow, come to Area 51 to get a stick up your ass.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:19am.

Leave it to the Japanese to somehow blend the Kardashians and Area 51 into a bizarre new grooming trend.

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:44pm.

Casper shows JLo how he likes it...

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...the end

Submitted by H321 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:24pm.

In the screening process, Nicole and Katie never made it past Level X. But this time, there will be no exceptions.

Submitted by chinchilla on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 7:17pm.

that's Area 52

Submitted by chrees on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 6:56pm.

Dr. Horrible has ways of making you sing for his blog.

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 6:55pm.

After 49 sauce took off, they tried to market 51 sauce, but it just never was embraced outside of Rick Santorum's inner circle.

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:25pm.

LiLo really does like to take other peoples' stuff and shove it up her ass.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:22pm.

On Mars most people just get "probe-ation" for criminal offences.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:20pm.

Ok...how many fingers?
Uhh...I don't know! Two?
WRONG ANSWER! *buzzing noise*

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:17pm.

Wow...this Total Transformation workshop for parents of unruly kids is better that I thought.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:08pm.

Khloe Kardashian will try anything to get pregnant.

Submitted by ijustcant on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:04pm.

The making of stepford Katie 2.0

Submitted by jilliciousness on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 9:28am.

On the scene of Octo-Mom's next video.

Submitted by phungi on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 8:38am.

Shocking, never-before-seen scenes from "Game Change" reveal what happened when Sarah Palin replaced John McCain's pencil with a drumstick

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:24am.

Aw...........A-Roid and Madonna are back together..

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:20am.

This is a good place for a stick-up!

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:15am.

As a fan of Area 51, this is right up my alley!

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:05am.

Turns out Googles iProbe was only a favorite among stalkers.

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:44pm.

Aliens intercepted a deep space transmission of Liz & Dick, and declared war on all those who made it.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:16am.

Jodi Hairy-ass sets her sights on the Death Star.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:04am.

Ah, Mr. President? The Jedi Mind Meld seems to be working ..."

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:40pm.

Dam you Priceline.com!
Dam you William Shatner & Kaley Cuoco!

Butt thankyou Gene 'Rod In My Berry'

Submitted by PeggyOlson on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:27pm.

This is the visual description of how Lindsey's new lawyer is doing regarding her legal woes. Bitch is gonna need more crack and vodka.

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Submitted by Fixatia on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:25pm.

To make it as a royal you need a large stick inserted in your ass.
The Queen was pissed when these photos of Kate were leaked.

Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:04pm.

Hey...I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number
and call me maybe!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Anima on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:20pm.

That's when Tom knew Scientology was for him.

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:11pm.

The conception of Suri

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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

Submitted by popozao on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:00pm.

Why Katie Holmes left Scientology

Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:57pm.

How did the constipated mathematician solve the problem? He worked it out with a pencil.

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:45pm.

Quit wasting my time with that stupid little stick, Just lube me up & stick your head up my ass, already

Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:41pm.

No matter how hard Khloe fought, Bruce Jenner was determined to find out her beauty secrets.

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:54pm.

After intercepting radio signals emanating from planet Earth, aliens finally arrived to inflict the punishment on Lindsay Lohan they said was "Just Us, for the good of the Universe!"

Submitted by atlantapug on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:32pm.

Selena Gomez wonders when she will be famous enough to stop putting up with the Biebs after school experiments.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:21pm.

These at home anal rejuvenation kits from 7-11 are The Shit!

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:06pm.

DEEPER!

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:05pm.

& you thought Ikea's horse meat balls were gross

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:03pm.

Space raiders help the pope adjust to public life