Charlize Theron And Seth MacFarlane Might Be A Thing
A couple of days after the Oscars, there was a story going around that Charlize Theron stayed pretty much attached to Seth MacFarlane's ass at an Oscars after-party and I figured it's because he had the good shit and she was looking to fill her apple bong. But Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun-Times (via Lainey) says that Charlize and Seth got moist in the nipples for each other during rehearsals for the Oscars and the two hung out at all the parties after the Oscars. Apparently, Seth just broke up with the girl from Game of Thrones and now he's into Charlize. Severe randomness ahead....
According to folks close to Theron, the South African native thinks MacFarlane is funny, cute and charming. “Charlize finds Seth to be a great guy who not only makes her laugh but has so much on the ball,” said a longtime Hollywood insider who has worked with Theron for years.
Reportedly, the duo not only hung out all night after the Oscars but are planning to see each other again. “This is early, but I see a new relationship brewing,” added a second source who attended MacFarlane’s own post-awards bash Sunday.
This is just weird. Charlize's taste in dudes has always put a question mark in my head, but Seth MacFarlane?! I mean, I would, but that's because he looks like a mash-up of Peter Brady and Jamie from Small Wonder and I'm nostalgic like that. If Charlize is up on him, he must cum pot butter. Or maybe she likes it when he does his Brian Griffin voice when they're humping on each other. Sucio ass bitch.
Here's some riveting pictures of Charlize at the grocery store with her son yesterday.
Submitted by Saphris on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:00pm.
Edna, you sound angry. And I think I understand;
however, while autoimmune disease is more common in women, they can be more severe in men. Both sides lose.
Saphris,
you just proved my point; you found 1 example (of Many) where the men who have been running "modern medicine" claim that Autoimmune Disease can be more severe in men. (and they still the most common AD does not need to be treated at all (WTF)
yes millions of women have been gaslighted becuase of bs "conclusions" formed by the men who run the medical/big pharm industrial complex.
..OR?
were you showing me "satire" like so many insisted was Seth MFs schtik?
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
I like Macfarlane, I don't wanna fuck him but I think he is funny. You would think he had killed someone with all the hoo haa about his Oscars performance. Who would want to be a comic these days, you can't make fun of anyone. I love that he gave Hollywood the middle finger, those people have no sense of humour and can't laugh at themselves.
I call B.S. on this story, because even though I beleive Charlize likes her men a little faggy and I think Sethy Bethy fits THAT bill, I also think she was just having a good time with a funny dude
That is all.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:26am.
I've noticed that the men who claim that men are awful are AWFUL MEN.
My father and BF, both wonderful men, don't say that men are sexist pigs. That's because they aren't sexist pigs, and neither are most men, I believe. They also don't call women stuck up bitches, either, because they hang around wonderful women, like my mother and me.
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Yep. Sexist asshole men like MacFfeak always hide behind "it's a joke, don't you have a sense of humor?" bullshit when they say their crap. If you are not laughing when someone insults you and your gender, than you are an uptight bitch.
MacFreak is an angry little man who uses his shows to get back at all the women who turned him down in high school.
Maybe I'm desensitized from watching too much Family Guy, but I enjoy MacFarlane's humor. I think he is funny, intelligent and even kinda cute.
That said, I'd never ever want to date or bang him. Something about the guy gives me a weird vibe. And that's coming from a woman who loves weird guys.
how did this dude land emilia clarke. peter brady doll = best descriptor ever. i once dated a guy who similarly looked like a giant man child and it was def a little creepy. i admit it - i think he is talented but he seems a bit off to me, like something dark lurks beneath
This makes perfect sense. I'm jealous, because Seth is a sexay beast, but I'm happy to share with Charlize, because she's worthy. (I'd view the sex tape.) (But don't make one, kids. Just fuck silently and joyously without video!)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Well, better Charlize than the Khaleesi. Maybe I'll get some respect back for Emilia Clarke (the idea of her and MacFarlane together = A WORLD OF VOMIT).
Why any woman would want to be with this spray tanned, shit-eating-grinning, beady-eyed douche is beyond me, especially as Theron doesn't need his money nor his "fame" rubbing off on her. Truly mystifying.
Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:40am.
the OS-cars, like all of those awards shows, takes itself waaaayyy too seriously. it is not church or school. they are not celebrating a deity or great works of humanitarianism. imo it is no different than a political convention only these are held every year instead of every four years -- people in the same business awarding each other an industry prize while others who live and feed from that industry watch the award and celebrate it.
i think McFarlane is funny in interviews and his shows are funny [no idea how much he writes compared to the rest of the shows' writing staffs]. i think he was unfunny on the oscars because he was reading material written (for the most part) by someone else.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:28pm.
The Oscar goes to Hell...
Just throwing this in here because it's on-topic, but Jamie Lee Curtis wrote this about the boob song.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jamie-lee-curtis/and-the-oscar-goes-to-hel...
Whether or not one agrees with her opinion, she's just so thoughtful and intelligent, I've always loved her!
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Excellent. Thank you.
Edna, you sound angry. And I think I understand; however, while autoimmune disease is more common in women, they can be more severe in men. Both sides lose.
http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/10/11/04-0367_article.htm
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They should start a contest: The Unsexiest Man Alive. He'd win, hand down.
The Oscar goes to Hell...
Just throwing this in here because it's on-topic, but Jamie Lee Curtis wrote this about the boob song.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jamie-lee-curtis/and-the-oscar-goes-to-hel...
Whether or not one agrees with her opinion, she's just so thoughtful and intelligent, I've always loved her!
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
He's straight? Who knew.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:05am.
LMAO that is totally where I was going with that. Only Jen Ann can date around and not be desperate apparently. *eye roll*.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:07pm.
"He's as funny as an amputation."
LOL. (I just hope you're not talking from experience.)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
i feel like seth mcfarlane is the type of person who will occasionally introduce himself as seth mcfartlane on purpose or casually bring up in a conversation that kids used to call him seth mcfartlane, which would have to be a lie of course
He's as funny as an amputation.
So that would mean he's straight? Interesting.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
i love charlize
it was bull shit and i really am shocked how many angry idiots here and all over the net are using the old 'but you don't understand satire' line.
fart fart fart. they are not even embarrassed for themselves. they apparently have no clue what context and perspective is about. it was the fricking OScars (and gross including that child-actress in the Clooney joke?) jesus.
it was sad to see the LA gay mens choir in on the boobs act =tho its surely fact they haven't done half as much for women's rights -and health- RE the war on women the reThugs have been pulling these many years
Vs: how much women have fought -inside families- and out in the world for gay rights.
Fact: having a baby (and for 5 years after Each one) is the #1 activating event for the MOST common Autoimmune disease -and doctors have gotten away for saying it is not an important disease!.. for 50 years (till more and more girls and women found the Internet) . (and for 5 years after each baby tho more and more girls are falling sick with it in the more recent decades) btw but are NOT diagnosed for decades in many cases.)
99% of people can't even Name the most common autoimmune disease. including Doctors. (WHy? cuz its Females/girls/women who get it and "Modern Medicine" got away with saying it doesn't need to be treated in anyway) and whey the did 'treat' it / they relied on 1 blood test thus slow killing millions of us.
ironically the #1 most common autoimmune disease is related to why
old Limpballs dick has shrunk And why he needs viagra and got hooked on his endorphin drugs (and blasted his ears out)
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
"Severe randomness" is right. I can't stand his smug face!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:42am.
And that shit boggles my mind the way women had to live back then. Talk about MISOGYNIST. Ricky was a DICK.
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Right? I wondered that as I watched when I was younger.
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ITA! The Honeymooners was the worst. Like it's funny to threaten to beat your wife. Fucked up. In so many of those old TV shows, even as a child I could not understand why those women stayed with their awful husbands. Like my favorite show as a kid, Bewitched: I could never understand why a woman so beautiful and powerful would waste her time on that controlling drip.
Wait up..he dated the Mother of Dragons?!?! I was pretty sure he was a closet case.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.
I guess a beard is a beard for both parties.
I still think Seth is a cheesy motherfucker who's trying to be a modern Dean Martin, sans the glass of tea posing as alcohol.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:42am.
And that shit boggles my mind the way women had to live back then. Talk about MISOGYNIST. Ricky was a DICK.
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Right? I wondered that as I watched when I was younger.
Hekki, I love that episode!
I posted on Sunday after the boobs song that we needed a "We Saw Your Junk" song- so many men have flashed their weenies.
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Like they know the score
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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:40am.
I demand a dick song. Shocking news, guys: as much as Hollywood likes to pretend it's not true, women lust after men in general, not just their true love or whatever. (Straight/bi) women like dicks. They like them a lot.
So why no penis song? Why no footage of Michael Fassbender running around buck naked? I demand a penis song!
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Hell yeah we do! Michael Fassbender, Viggo Mortensen, those guys in Y Tu Mama Tambien, those guys in The Dreamers, Mark Wahlberg....get on that. Moar dicks for all!
They can definitely skip the Borat scene, though. That I could've done without.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
"I just love all the feminist writers having a fit over his Oscar performance. Idiots don't understand satire, and worse they dont understand that straight men ARE purile, sexist and interested in boobs. Maybe if they weren't such joyless, stuck up bitches the only thing appealing about them wouldnt be their boobs"
You sound like a mess. I hope you're still young and one day will mature into an intelligent, thoughtful and less hateful person.
Dementa, I concur. And I know there's groaning about how we never see penii. But we DO. I've seen plenty of dick in film. Not erect, proudly displayed, but enough.
But I don't have a terrible grudge against nudity itself. It's the context more than anything, in my opinion.
Know what need me laugh my ASS off this morning? An ep of "I Love Lucy" I had never seen before. In which Lucy tries to set up a single woman in their circle and winds up in the guy's hotel room in a negligee and then Ricky and Fred show up. And then Ethel calls out from the bathroom "Lucy, is Eddie back yet?" and comes out in HER negligee.
Laughed for a good three minutes straight. I didn't know they could go there back in the 50s! Hilarious and slightly shocking.
And that shit boggles my mind the way women had to live back then. Talk about MISOGYNIST. Ricky was a DICK.
I demand a dick song. Shocking news, guys: as much as Hollywood likes to pretend it's not true, women lust after men in general, not just their true love or whatever. (Straight/bi) women like dicks. They like them a lot.
So why no penis song? Why no footage of Michael Fassbender running around buck naked? I demand a penis song!
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:16am.
Submitted by Irma on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:00pm.
Uggggh I've been hearing this rumor all week and hoping it was made up silliness. I guess her reaction shot during the boobs song was just really good acting (and to think, I was liking her even more for hating his misogynist bs during the Oscars telecast).
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Her shocked "reaction" was taped ahead of time. She, and the other actresses the camera panned to during the Bewbs song, were clearly in on the joke.
So I guess all of those actresses are horribly misogynist too. Amirite?
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Yes, you are correct! They were in on the joke.
And I though McFarlane was, for the most part, funny. Irreverence is his schtick.
Submitted by rovex on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 3:27am.
I just love all the feminist writers having a fit over his Oscar performance. Idiots don't understand satire, and worse they dont understand that straight men ARE purile, sexist and interested in boobs. Maybe if they weren't such joyless, stuck up bitches the only thing appealing about them wouldnt be their boobs.
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I've noticed that the men who claim that men are awful are AWFUL MEN.
My father and BF, both wonderful men, don't say that men are sexist pigs. That's because they aren't sexist pigs, and neither are most men, I believe. They also don't call women stuck up bitches, either, because they hang around wonderful women, like my mother and me.
all i see is peter and mrs brady.
let the sex tapes begin!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Submitted by Irma on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:00pm.
Uggggh I've been hearing this rumor all week and hoping it was made up silliness. I guess her reaction shot during the boobs song was just really good acting (and to think, I was liking her even more for hating his misogynist bs during the Oscars telecast).
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Her shocked "reaction" was taped ahead of time. She, and the other actresses the camera panned to during the Bewbs song, were clearly in on the joke.
So I guess all of those actresses are horribly misogynist too. Amirite?
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
bahaha! I hope to God this is true.
Put that in your ZOMG OFFENDED pipe and smoke it, Jezebel!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:54am.
I generally don't care for his humor. I just don't think he's funny. Of course, I must be in the minority, since his shit shows must be pulling in the ratings. Not really, though, since if his shit shows get 20 million viewers a week, that's still less than 10% of the U.S. population.
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even 8% of the US population is a huge fucking deal. For tv anyway.
Oh shit - he's sucking down one of those baby food snack packs. I eat two of them for breakfast. Knocks out most of my vitamin/nutrition content for the day.
That baby has a full on mustache.
Submitted by rovex on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 3:27am.
Maybe if they weren't such joyless, stuck up bitches the only thing appealing about them wouldnt be their boobs.
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For someone who claims to be a gay man you're pretty ragey when it comes to women. Even if every one of us is a "joyless, stuck up bitch" what's it to you? I mean, it's not like you keep asking women out and getting turned down, right?
Right?
Submitted by rovex on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 8:37am.
Im for equality, not feminism. Feminism isnt for equality. Men and women are not equal in all things, its a simple fact that doesnt fit their worldview, they each have strengths and weakness. Seths humour is one of those things that get caught up in the feminists indignation before they have a chance to actually think about it.
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Ugh, British misogynist alert. (Your predictable argument and failure to grasp punctuation give it away.) Yes, feminism is about equality. What it may be in the tiny dark place you call your mind is another story.
Oh, and yes, Roger is mad awesome!! Love when he dresses up to go out and ends up freaking out and sliming or squirting on stuff. Ribald and hilarious!
I knew SM from Family Guy but am huge American Dad fan. I never thought his humor "sexist" per se but more antiestablishment and mocking of societal norms. His toons are like equal opportunity bigots. Mocks and groin kicks everything and everybody around him. Not for the faint of heart or happy do-gooders. Um...I find it funny on American Dad but Family Guy is painful to watch. Few too many jokes made me cringe so I don't watch it. I saw a few of the awards show skits on YouTube and thought they mocked the movie industry but, I also thought that, maybe, that was sorta why they hired him? Laugh at themselves a little? But the Academy people may not have been truly familiar with his work. You know, actually watched full shows instead of snippets and highlights? Can't think they would have missed the reasons why his shows are controversial. I do like that he hasn't said anything about his performance other than that he won't host again. And I can totally see Theron liking him as they have a very similar sense of humour. She's a guy girl. Why I like her.
Im for equality, not feminism. Feminism isnt for equality. Men and women are not equal in all things, its a simple fact that doesnt fit their worldview, they each have strengths and weakness. Seths humour is one of those things that get caught up in the feminists indignation before they have a chance to actually think about it.
Dont split hairs about different branches of feminism, you know full well the sort im talking about. Stop deflecting.
Submitted by rovex on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 4:53am.
@Kortni actually he is funny so whatever, humour is subjective. The problem with feminists is that they DONT want equality, they want superiority. I agree you should have equal pay and reproductive rights, but you also shouldnt expect immunity from satire or human nature. It is actually ok for men to like boobs, and talk about them, its human nature. If men were uninterested in womens bodies you would soon see how much women HATE being ignored. For the record im gay and treat women like non-sexual objects, they HATE it when their femininity has no effect, especially when they really turn it on, so you cant have it both ways.
In actual fact Seths stuff is satire against men, not women, something so many fail to see.
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Ugh. You and every other anti-feminist knobhead on the Internet. You know there are multiple branches of feminism, right? Yeah?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 4:12am.
Kortini
we're like, sisters or something.
Roger is the absoulute shit, isn't he? love him.
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Now that you mention it, Roger seems kind of reminiscent of MK. I prefer American Dad a lot of the time, maybe because of the absence of excessive "abstract humor", but sometimes the stories go overboard.
I'm sure Seth McFarlane could be an interesting boyfriend, but he probably has enough quirks even beyond the obvious that might make a relationship with him obnoxious. I don't really see this lasting. I wonder if he regularly looks for any excuse to sing, like they do for his shows.
@Kortni actually he is funny so whatever, humour is subjective. The problem with feminists is that they DONT want equality, they want superiority. I agree you should have equal pay and reproductive rights, but you also shouldnt expect immunity from satire or human nature. It is actually ok for men to like boobs, and talk about them, its human nature. If men were uninterested in womens bodies you would soon see how much women HATE being ignored. For the record im gay and treat women like non-sexual objects, they HATE it when their femininity has no effect, especially when they really turn it on, so you cant have it both ways.
In actual fact Seths stuff is satire against men, not women, something so many fail to see.
@boredasfuckyo
I don't get her hype neither. She looks like shit without make up and way too old for her age. She was overhyped in 'Monster' and so so in 'Aeon Flux' and 'Prometheus', but both movies failed anyway. There is something creepy and cold about her.