Taylor Swift Might Be Getting On Ed Sheeran Again
You haven't lived until you've pulled a bright ginger pube out of your mouth and I guess Taylor Swift knows this, because the elven tramp of The Shire is once again spending time with the bushel of Hobbit pubes known as Ed Sheeran. When Taylor broke up with that Kennedy dude and the family let her know that she needs to be gone or they will take her for a nice night time drive off a bridge, she supposedly rebounded with Ed Sheeran. Taylor is apparently back with the real-life Chuckie Finster after his friend Harry Styles dumped her ass.
A source tells The Sun that when Taylor was in London for the Brit Awards, Ed Sheeran spent some time with her in her hotel room and was there until 4 in the morning. Now the guests next to Taylor's hotel room know what all that giggling and moaning was about. It wasn't sex noises, it was just Taylor whining and crying after Ed beat her in a game of Mall Madness. The source said that Taylor really feels like Ed could be the one (aka she can get at least 2 albums worth of songs out of him) and she wants to be boyfriend and girlfriend with him after her tour ends.
"Taylor has always loved Ed to bits. He’s just an adorably sweet guy who makes her laugh and feel really confident. Harry had that irresistible bad boy thing but Taylor has realised she would rather give it a go with a guy who can make her happy on a different level.
Taylor made it clear when they go off on tour she wants Ed to be her boyfriend. He’s thrilled as he has always thought she’s amazing. When they split last year he always hoped they would get back together. They’ve both vowed not to have a nasty break-up no matter what happens.”
I'm torn (insert your butt plug jokes here), because on one hand, Ed Sheeran gives off subtle shades of Rojo Caliente and that means he's way too good for Taylor's ass. On the other hand, this is meant to be, because Taylor look like an elf maiden and he looks like the black sheep of the Hobbits. It's like some kinky Lord of the Rings fanfic come to life.
Why is Taylor Swift banging George Costanza's mother?
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
And people talk about SJP having horse face...
Hobbit love.
not buying it.
More like TayTay is getting some press for her good friend Ed because he's too good for her ass. Back to the drawing board Swifty. And the only way sex noises happened, is if they started playing with the remote and accidentally bought some pay-per-view porn in her room. Get her LezBeaver's number please, lol
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Wait -- Harry Styles was supposed to be a "Bad Boy"? On what parallel universe is that twink a bad boy?
I know what we're supposed to think when we look at that picture but I actually think this dude is the one getting the poor end of the relationship.
OMG when I clicked on that pic I thought it was Rojo Caliente!
Red heads are the debul!
Ed is actually quite talented, but yeah I get the impression he wouldn't get much if he didn't have a good voice. The sad thing is he is the sort of guy I would go for when I was drunk. Hes kinda cute in a pitiful way.
Considering her past "relationships", Taylor really needs to do the mature thing and make sure this guy is truly relationship material. I suggest she do the following asap:
Have her BFF of the moment deliver a note to him which reads, "Do you like me? Check yes or no." with the appropriate check boxes next to the aforementioned 'yes' or 'no'. I strongly recommend she does this in Strawberry scented ink. Once received, Ed can ponder this potentially life changing circumstance, make his decision and have his BFF of the moment deliver the document back to Taylor (but no peeking. Promise? Pinky swear.) Then and only then can they truly move forward.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hmm, im still unsure about gingers. I quite like them, and some can be mega hot, but the last time I had one, my nan died. I got a phone call, which I ignored, and a text, that I read, while I was doing him.
No shade for him, he has a nice face, and he's ginge!
Taylor... well.. yeah.
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Good god can't this trick be on her own for 5 minutes, why does she always NEED a man? talk about desperate. Ever heard of masterbation bitch? Buy a dildo and pump yourself till you go blind, which shouldn't be long by the look of her eyes, She has the Rene Zellweger thing happening.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:44am.
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COOLIO! Lifetime Acheivement .....MK ..your ass is starting to get old! lol. Along the rest of our asses.
FFS, can we stop with all of these fake Taylor Swiftgettingondick stories!
If you're over 22, you don't care!!!!
This is the match-up I've been hoping for! Ed is NICE and Taylor is NICE. Stop going after bad boys girls!
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he's the one that sings that treacly garbage "The A Team" right? That song that is basically a 12-year-old girl's "dark" poem about meth addiction...yeah he's perfect for Taylor because they both have the emotional maturity of a middle schooler.
What's Swiffy doing with Rojo Caliente? HOMEWRECKER!
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I spy a lazy eye. They're both awful.
They're both illuminati puppets.. Or so I've read.. Gotta go put on my aluminum hat now.
isn't her 15 minutes up yet?? This ho has terrible taste in men.
It's a madhouse Doctor, what do you expect?--Sister Jude
UM, he won before and posted it in the crumbs so why would he be shy!?!??! EH you are a strange lil chicken....
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My Taylor Swift mystery no. 7 (where no. 1 would be: how is this talentless dropdead-dull homely-bordering-on-outright-ugly mental toddler whose onepercenter daddy bought her a music career all the rage?!) is:
concerning the braindead assclowns that she is catering to as her fanbase, how does it sit well with her uptight fans that she supposedly (i smell sole publicity stunts) fucks around like a cheap slut?
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
He's out of her league.
On the other hand, this is meant to be, because Taylor looks like an elf maiden and he looks like the black sheep of the Hobbits. It's like some kinky Lord of the Rings fanfic come to life.
[sounding like Salacious Crumb] AHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. SO. TRUE.
Mikey, you are such a great comedy writer I'm surprised your girlfriend and admirer Tina Fey hasn't tapped you to write for her, just as she did with Donald Glover. You're a thousand times funnier than him.
Ihatecharitychick--because I can't unsee it, now I'm imagining Miranda busting in, and beating the shit out of squinty, and then Squinty writing a song about it.
I'm now the crazy lady laughing to myself on the bus...
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There's no way that mofo isn't friendzoned.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:38am.
Fuck Ihatecharitychick.....now I cannot UNSEE it.
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Sorry. :) Rojo Caliente Forever!!!!
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I have no idea who this redheaded guy is.
This made me LOL:
"They’ve both vowed not to have a nasty break-up no matter what happens."
You can tell that the publicist has already written the end of this faux "love story".
Who? And ew.
As we say in the South, "Bless his heart!".
And this is the funniest comment I've read in a long time:
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:01am.
he makes me want to scoop him up in a big cabbage leaf, fold it gently and tuck it under the barn, to hide him from the shriveling rays of the sun.
Bravo (or Brava)!
OMG, if they ever decided to make: Lucky Charms - The Movie, there's the lead!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:01am.
he makes me want to scoop him up in a big cabbage leaf, fold it gently and tuck it under the barn, to hide him from the shriveling rays of the sun.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
You know I hear he let the first two smaller billy goats cross the bridge so he can't be all that bad :(
Uvy - show me yer tits!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Okay, I checked him out. Not my cup of tea, but he's talented.
He reminds me of Christopher Cross in a way. Not a good-looking dude at all, but very successful. Christopher Cross just played Feinstein's and he tours all over the place. I know some people (in their mid-30's!) who saw him and said he was terrific. Awwwww.
Nevermind....her business.
He was likable on Nevermind The Buzzcocks, even Noel Fielding gave him a hug.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YUh6soykdU
Poor kid. RUN! Sad kitten! RUN!
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If you stretched her face out and smashed it down, they could be the same person.
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Are we now outsourcing our stalking overseas, too?
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:44am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:30am.
OK, this is off-topic, but usually WithinReason isn't commenting during the day, so I'm going to paste this for those who might not have seen it already:
Dlisted is a finalist! http://2013.bloggi.es/ Voting closes March 17.
Vote for Dlisted! It's really easy, and I would imagine winning awards would be helpful to Michael K in getting a larger readership and more advertisers.
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even shy people are also business people who earn a living by running a website that supports itself on advertising, and advertising rates are driven by site traffic, i believe
wtf?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:57am.
that's a dude? I guess it must be if Squinty is circling it.
lmao - that pretty much sums up my reaction to this photo and post. also this *eyeroll*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@perky
lmao! my gf calls those blew eyes. one blew east, one blew west.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:30am.
OK, this is off-topic, but usually WithinReason isn't commenting during the day, so I'm going to paste this for those who might not have seen it already:
Dlisted is a finalist! http://2013.bloggi.es/ Voting closes March 17.
Vote for Dlisted! It's really easy, and I would imagine winning awards would be helpful to Michael K in getting a larger readership and more advertisers.
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Isn't MK shy? I don't think he'd appreciate extra attention.
OT: So is s(he) a man or a woman?
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I had to search him and to be fair, that's a really bad shot of him. He can be kind of cute. The two songs I listened to we pretty good and he has some really good causes he's working for. Hence the "hooker" song.
He seems way too mature for her from what I've seen so far.
*miou*
omg Perky...LOLOLOLOL
TR...that was perfect.
The comments so far are GOLD!
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Taylor Swift needs to chill out a bit. Why is she always on a guy.
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Crazyinjapan: thanks for that link! I voted. Well, I have to wait a minute for the email so I can finalize. But hurray!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Fuck Ihatecharitychick.....now I cannot UNSEE it.
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