Friday, November 16th 2007
Lance Is Not Boinking A Troll
Lance Armstrong has denied that he's dating Ashley Olsen. It's been rumored that the nut and the troll have been getting down and dirty.
He told Page Six they are just friends, "We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."
Lance's ex, Sheryl Crow, also responded to the rumors that she thought Lance dating a troll was gross. The horse's mouth said, "Lance and I are friends. I have a lot of respect for him and what he does in the world of cancer. What he does in his personal life . . . is none of my business. Nor would I ever comment on it."
Bitch please! You know you thought it was gross. We all did! Go gallop into the sunset now. I'm through with you and your lies.