Lily Allen Pulls A Wino
Lily Allen was out getting wasted in London last night with a bunch of bitches, when some French ho tried to kill her buzz by calling her a bunch of names. Lily and her friends left a club and were trying to find their car when the French ho called her a "fucking asshole." Lily, being the lady that she is, responded with, "Yeah, come and say that to my face you fucking cunt!" Nice use of the "cunt word." 10 points for Lily!
Lily then decided she wasn't going to wait for Frenchie to come to her. She turned around and tried to punch the ho three times. I don't know if she ever made contact. Lily needed to put down that ciggie and hit the bitch like a champ! Frenchie just stood there, laughing at her ass! 20 points for Frenchie! Lily is trying to sock her in the baguette and Frenchie thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. That's why I love booze. It has the ability to make everything hilarious!
After that public display of embarrassment, Lily walked away but kept shouting at Frenchie.
What's in the air in London that makes all these girls want to slap a ho? I should move to London. I can walk down the street, bitch slapping skanks left and right. When the police ask me to explain my actions, I'll say, "I can't. Blame it on the London air!"
Here's a few more of Lily making a fool of herself by trying to punch the French hyena. The Sun also has video of the incident. Oh and some of these pictures have a little nipple action in them.
Let me tell you a little sumthin about the english. They'll kick your ass if you so much as look at em the wrong way. I know because I'm one of em. BIIIITCHHH. hehe
Been there before:
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Also, Lily only goes after the girl after one of the paps tells her to. Basically everyone is in it to get a rise out of lily and they know she'll deliver because she's a thug.
It looks like she's fighting with Juliette Lewis. Love that the French girlis laughing at her while Lily flails like the twat she is.
neomo, for reals? Lily's dress is falling apart here, she is so wasted. I'm not surprised she started the fight with the state she's in.
Your face!
Submitted by paris herpes on August 19, 2008 - 4:15pm.
It's weird cause Lily Allen rarely wears a bra, I know she has small tits and all but she wears stuff that is for women that have tits, so she ends up with a ton of unnecessarily nip slips wasted on her flat ass chest. Wino always wears a bra and has more boobs than Lily does even though she's crackhead thin. Amy's never had a nip slip, she just looks like she's dying from leprosy.
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It almost sounds like you're going somewhere with this...
But the first thing I thought was: Yes. She needs to wear clothes that fit, dude.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
It's weird cause Lily Allen rarely wears a bra, I know she has small tits and all but she wears stuff that is for women that have tits, so she ends up with a ton of unnecessarily nip slips wasted on her flat ass chest. Wino always wears a bra and has more boobs than Lily does even though she's crackhead thin. Amy's never had a nip slip, she just looks like she's dying from leprosy.
Your face!
Sorry guys, this girl is my girlfriend!!! She's neither french, neither did she call Lily any names before she was attacked.
If you've noticed she's a violinist & had just finished a gig & on the way back home till she was attacked with Ms. expose her tits!!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 12:40am.
Lily ain't no Wino, Wino wears bra's.
LOL BB that would be BRA. the red one.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
SHOW US YOUR BOOBS! That's about the only thing interesting about Lily Allen. Otherwise she needs to go sit the fuck down.
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
The Chanel really adds class, that certain elegance hoodrats need when sticking it to a bitch.
10 points for having a cigarette still in hand.
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Lily ain't no Wino, Wino wears bra's.
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I love it! Lily wants to kick her ass, but not enough to put down her cigarette. Classic!
Submitted by Incognito on August 19, 2008 - 8:58am.
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And yes the British are stepping into American territory. We are classless and have ongoing beefs with the French!
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The English have longstanding rivalry with the French, so personally having French parents and the Frenchiest name in the world didn't generally work in my favour in high school history classes. :)
I'm not a Lily fan, but these pictures gave me a good laugh. Watching drunken slags beating on each other reminds me of home.
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Submitted by madam s. on August 19, 2008 - 10:50am.
Those photos are hilarious. The drunk, obnoxious French chick looks like she's pulling a Crouching Tiger move on Lily in the main pic
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Or, she's pulling a Three Stooges "woop-woop" hand move on her.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Those photos are hilarious. The drunk, obnoxious French chick looks like she's pulling a Crouching Tiger move on Lily in the main pic.
But seriously... the laughing and egging on... that chick is insane looking. And I'm a major sissy-girl but Lily looks like an even wimpier puncher than me.
She probably would have gotten a good punch had it not been for the flashing of all those cameras~!
Typical frog, starting shit with a big mouth. But you just know if Lily's drunk ass landed a good punch that frog would be screaming "Help...somebody HELP me!"
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These are obviously staged fights set-up by the celeb's PR team. Its so obvious. I mean how unnatural is it to be fighting like that with 10 camera-men surrounding you. They do it to give these celebs "street-cred" and make them look punk and bad-ass. Just like the no-panty shots. Reality TV takes it to the streets. [Yawn] what's next
Who of those two fuglies would be a celeb and why?
Pfft; if Lily were truly drunk she would have challenged Frenchie la Cuntface to pistols or sabres at dawn, behind the Arch de Triumphe. Then Lily would have fired her pistol ball at a flower vase, thinking it was the froggie's grill, afterward sending a corsage and letter of regret to a Korean guy in a nearby video store.
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And oh yeah you guys aren't alone, for some reason I like Lily too. Mostly because her music always puts me in a good mood. She can sing about anything (sad, devilish, etc...) and make it sound so upbeat and fun haha.
And plus she's like the only British singer I've heard who still sings with her accent. I like that.
And yes the British are stepping into American territory. We are classless and have ongoing beefs with the French!
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She should have took the bag off of her shoulder to bop the other person in the head. The bag can easily double as a weapon.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Lily Allen says she doesn't need a bra and she's right, at least not support wise for her itty bitties, but damn she needs to wear one because it is a guaranteed percentage that she WILL have a nip slip 8/10 times. Her boobets wanna be freeeeeee!!!!!!!
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i think the real problem here is that lilly's nippies are lonely. they pop out whenever they can looking for some mates. poor lonely nippies!
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any of these celebs who hit people are so fucking dumb! Why don't they just ask to be sued?
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I obviously have nothing to do with the altercation, but the shit eating grin on the French bitch's face makes me want to jump through the monitor and beat her fucking ass to the ground. If someone laughs at me while I'm pissed off, there's going to be bloodshed.
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Thanks! I knew those icepops and P.Price pics i kept sending Michael would pay off!
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just seen the video of this and Lily actually gets a few good whacks in and all the press try to get her to go back and smack her again but she's having none of it! Lily is really pissed and is just bothered about riding shotgun in the car when they find it, very funny x
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Lily Allen's really no lady, but the other girl shouldn't talk since she's French. Pot, meet Kettle. Plus, Lily kept a grip on her ciggy and didn't fall down once! Team Lily!
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Classy. To be fair if I was her, I'd hit the bitch as well. But she does deserve being taken down a peg or two.
By the way, brits, what do you think about Jade Goody having cancer? I wrote a story on it if you have any comments:
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The lack of contact was maybe unimpressive but the girl managed to keep her bag on her shoulder, a cigarette aflame and have you seen the size of her heels! plus if no contact is made, no lawsuit can be filed! good work Lils!
Tsk tsk
Most unladylike.
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I suddenly love her. Sadly, I do not know her music or anything else about her but the fact that she tries to punch a bitch and never drops her ciggie and her use of the word cunt thrills my heart.
Frenchie looks like a brunette Chris Crocker.
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Brawling in the street? So ladylike.
Clarisse: Congrats on the CT win!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
The real ambassadors from our country are well behaved, have phenomenal manners, are well educated beyond text books and do great things in life. These are the people that keep their heads down and avoid the limelight.
The drunken, silicone injected, titty flashing crackheads however get every inch of newsprint. No wonder the place is turning into a shit hole with cretins like this running around.
Cunts!
P.S It is our god given right to take a swing at ANY Frenchie that happens to be in the vicinity whether they curse you out or not ;)
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Now that's entertainment!
Yuck on Lily Allen. I would be laughing at her dumb ass, too.
Three shots and none connected?? Now THAT'S drunk!
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Bet Karl Lagerfeld is really thrilled with that little bit of Chanel product placement.
Hekki I like her music too and I know what you are saying, she kind of tugs at your heartstrings, LOL.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by angel_i on August 19, 2008 - 9:04am.
Haha! Nice moves, Frenchie.
I don't know why but I don't hate Lily Allen. Should I?
I don't hate Lily either. I kind of relate to her trashiness. ooops
Meh, I don't hate her either. I like her music. She reminds me of someone's little sister, always trying to act cool and grownup but she's just cute and a little tragic.
But what's with all these chicks and the quilted Chanel bags? They just look like old ladies.
I was just reading an article last week about this issue in London.
I may be the only one but I've decided Lily is a cutie pie. ;P
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 19, 2008 - 8:08am.
Once again, the Brits make the Americans look positively classy by comparison. Great Britain used to be the world's iconic symbol of class and dignity. What the hell happened?
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Like Deb mentioned, Brits have a mannered reserve, but they also drink a shitload and get rowdy after drinking. The London streets are a different world at 3am vs. noon.
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Ehhhmmm... Not trying to be a dick here (oh wait, yes I am), but aren't the French supposed to be the most beautiful people in the world or something? I hope this ho isn't an ambassador to her cuntry, because if she is... EPIC FAIL.
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Uhm 3 punches and no contact. SAD.
I bet if Frenchie wasn't laughing so hard she may have had Lily charged with assault.
Lily is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Also, love the random placement of the bobbypins on the chick in the leather jacket....stylin'.
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