Friday, January 2nd 2009

Birthday Sluts

Gabrielle Carteris (48)
Kate Bosworth (26)
Paz Vega (33)
Dax Shepard (34)
Will Kirby (36)
Taye Diggs (38)
Christy Turlington (40)
Cuba Gooding Jr. (41)
Tia Carrere (42)
Todd Haynes (48)
Christopher Durang (60)
Jack Hanna (62)

Posted by: Michael K

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

Whatever's picture

Gaby is 48! WOW! Makes me feel old.

I want Gabrielle Carteris to play memaw Michelle Duggar on Broadway if they ever make a musical of the Duggar lives.

kate773's picture

Holy shit. This bitch was on 90210 playing a high schooler like, what, 15 years ago, and now she's almost 50???? WTF?

iHeartHaters's picture

Awww Andrea was so adorable & she landed herself a hot hubby [even if he was going bald LOL!] Happy Bday Gabby.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Jack Hanna (62)

Totally didn't see him before, Jack loves teh animals and does everything in his power to spread awareness and promote conservation.

Hats Off To you Jack, you gots my respect.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

blueberry's picture

Well, she was already 30 something when she was on 90210...so no surprise here. She's always looked younger.

wasn't Gabrielle Carteris 48 when she was on 90210?

Haribo's picture

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:35am.

word LA! MK, ya hear us???!

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ooh, I just noticed Taye Diggs. Damn, that is one beeeeeyoootiful man.

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

Shoo Shoo! You know me too well.
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MAD's picture

ok I was a teenager during the 90210 (original) run... I thought this girl was my age??? LMAO I was duped - guess that is why she got the part

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:00am.
Happy Birthday, Dr. Will! I love you!

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LOL, I knew you would give him a special shout out!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

My hubtard (thanks to Dot or whoever came up with that gem) calls Cuba Gooding Cuba Pudding. I have NO IDEA why.

Paz Vega is gorgeous!

Christy goes by Christy Turlington Burns now, according to her web site.

I never watched 90210! I was busy with small children, OK? Don't judge!

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Turlington has always been my favorite model. No one can touch her beauty, IMO.

Ahhhndrea is almost 50? Holy shit!

I see Tia Carrere at the stairs sometimes, she has lost her looks. Not so pretty anymore.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

Happy Birthday, Dr. Will! I love you!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Madam Pince's picture

Dear Idina Menzel --

Taye Diggs made a horrible mistake when he married you. He didn't realize I was the love of his life. (He will, as soon as I meet him.) So, in terms you can understand, it's time for you to exit stage left.

Sincerely,

Madam Pince

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Silvara0428's picture

OMG Tia, "Wayne's world Wayne's world I loved that when I used to smokeed da weed....or am I cornfused?

Happy Berfday to all and to all my ho's and hodet's Happy Fukn Friday

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Haribo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:26am

Agreed.
We need some HWAT today.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Mysmichelle's picture

Gabrielle is 48 Born in 1961.

In 1990, Carteris was cast as studious school newspaper editor Andrea Zuckerman on Beverly Hills, 90210. At age 30, she was the oldest cast member to portray a high school junior (In season 1, the cast portrayed juniors, which meant Carteris' character was also a junior, not a sophomore. In season 2, all of the cast repeated

Haribo's picture

MK should've put a pic of christy instead.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Christy Turlington (40)

And she's still fuckin' beautiful.

Happy Slutday!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Haribo's picture

andrea zuckerman is that old?!? wow!

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:12am.
- at least the bull's not attached.

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Oh that was just wrong. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Too funny.

Sugaroo's picture

Shannen is a fug inside and out.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:11am.

Is he sucking on them?

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He has to pick it up with his teeth and carry it 50 meters - at least the bull's not attached.

Sugaroo's picture

Those are bull balls? Ugh! What the hell? Is he sucking on them? LMAO!

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:05am.

Shannen has one of the most un-symmetrical faces I've ever seen!

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I always thought Shannen looked like Sloth from Goonies.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:05am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:59am.

Shannen has one of the most un-symmetrical faces I've ever seen!
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I heard her face compared to a Picasso once. Which made me laugh.

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breaktheleash's picture

I see MK's up veeeeery early today!_____________________________

"And now you've got that look, as if I've just finger-banged your cat."

Nope. They're bull testicles - part of some Shepherd's contest in New Zealand.

Hekki's picture

She looks pretty there, because I don't think she was very pretty. Although I did like her on "The Surreal Life".

I thought all the girls on that show were dawgs.

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:59am.

Shannen has one of the most un-symmetrical faces I've ever seen!

I have to ask - are those baby oinks in your avvie?

jammer's picture

MK, only you would include the birthday of a BIG BROTHER contestant on your list. But i'm pitiful for having recognized and remembered his (Will Kirby) name. Ugh.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:44am.

I always though Gabrielle was so pretty.

Um..............*looks around*. Am I the only one here? Hello?

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I...sorta did, too.

Shannen Doherty - wonky eye
Jennie Garth - generic blond
Tori Spelling - bug eyes
Tiffani Thiessen - strange mole

That left Gabrielle! Attractive intellectual with glasses.

Sugaroo's picture

Not to pick, but I don't think Carteris is 48. Iknow she's older than I am but only by a few years and I'm not even 40 yet.

stefystef's picture

Tia Carerre is 42? Yeah, right. And I'm the Pope.

jussayin's picture

why not a pic of Cuba's ass from Jerry Maguire!
hell it won the man an Oscar!!! NOW THAT'S AN ASS!

HB to Cuba and his fine ass.

HB to Taye Diggs and his fine ass. Wiiiinston (hell no I will never associate him with Tery McMillan's gay ass ex hubby, he will always be Taye!!)

*PS I always thought Gabby looked hella old....

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Submitted by Buggerem on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:53am
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Agree. He's a damn sight hotter than a lot of ladeees I know.

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Buggerem's picture

Dame Edna should be a Hot Slut - such class, breeding and kulture.

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joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Buggerem on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:47am.
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I love your siggy - same source as mine: Dame Edna Everidge.

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Buggerem's picture

Gabrielle looks well preserved for a 48 year old!

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breaktheleash's picture

@Sugaroo: Nooo. You're not alone...
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"And now you've got that look, as if I've just finger-banged your cat."

Sugaroo's picture

I always though Gabrielle was so pretty.

Um..............*looks around*. Am I the only one here? Hello?