This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class
Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should just like "Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral" every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, "Fuckitall. I'm wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out." This takes effort. She doesn't even de-glam when she's actually working out. There's enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.
I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn't really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don't think Pilates was part of their daily shit.
That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.
Is she for real?
600 posts???
Wow, kudos to Von Tesse!
I LOVE the scarf. That chick is always put together. I am envious.
Dita must slather on the SPF 45 Sunscreen to keep her skin porcelein. Come to think of it, Madonna prolly does the same thing. All the chemical blocks seeping into their pores to keep them looking bright white.
She looks like the type that never gets hit on @ the bars until the lights go on and they're kicking everybody out.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
@SKYBITCH
Thanks and I agree. I don't understand why people think she is beautiful. I actually find her to be quite odd looking.
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Can someone tell me what the hell she does for a living? As far as I can tell she is one step up from Phoebe Price.
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I don't care enough about her to look it up, but I believe she does some sort of burlesque shows. Oh, and she was married to that freak show, Marilyn Manson.
I don't understand why people think she is so beautiful, classy, etc. Both her face and body look very plain Jane to me and look at what she married. Baffling.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
I just looked her up and found out her given name is Heather Renee Sweet.
Can someone tell me what the hell she does for a living? As far as I can tell she is one step up from Phoebe Price.
Umm, yeah. TexnDoc...apparently you have become the fucking Mahatma Ghandi of this site? When I need your permission to express my opinion, I'll let you know. PLEASE, hold your fucking breath.
This is exactly what bothers me about her. SOmeone who has to dress a certain way ALL the time is a SLAVE. She CANNOT be a happy person.
maaaan, DVT is fucking ridiculous. Sure, she looks great, but when a person is so frigging caught up in preserving some bullshit manufactured image they simply become a caricature, not a real live fucked up person who goes to the gym in gym clothes and sleeps with cold cream on her face and rollers in her hair.
I saw her in a porn, and I shit you not, she had the exact same bored disinterested so over it all look on her face with too much damn makeup and hair overdone, and she looked ridic.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:40pm.
FFS, I hope I didn't leave anyone out.
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UM....ME! Again! *stomps out of room!*
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You weren't here when I wrote that!!!!!
Angel, don't be like that.
*Rolling eyes*
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I can if I want to! You ain't my mama!
;p
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You just go on about your business:)
Well, thngs start getting fun around here and now i have to take the kid to his play practice...
STILL RUINING EVERYTHING!!!!
haha
I'm sure I'll be back later - love you all~
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:40pm.
GOOD MORNING TO ALL MY LOVIES, AND BY THAT I MEAN:
(in no particular order)
TITS
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no particular order? pfft
lie teller.
psst you forgot angle.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Off to attend some festivities! Thank you all for the sweet birthday wishes; you're such sweethearts and I love you very much!!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:05pm.
LCT!
Happy Birfday! I give you my best mountie fetish for today...
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Oooooo and the bday just took a very sexy turn. Thanks my dear!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by joanne on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
Nice to see you JoJo!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
LCT!
Happy Birfday! I give you my best mountie fetish for today...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:03pm.
O no! It's true! The baby came out!
I din't believe it either.
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K, in all seriousness, never having had a baby, I can't honestly fathom that it would fit. I know that sounds childish, but I seriously just cannot wrap my head around the fact that it's done from start to finish.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:40pm.
FFS, I hope I didn't leave anyone out.
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UM....ME! Again! *stomps out of room!*
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You weren't here when I wrote that!!!!!
Angel, don't be like that.
*Rolling eyes*
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:00pm.
O, I'd be careful with that. I burst a couple blood vessels in my eye thinking like that.
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Better than busting open a hemmerhoid 'pushing a baby out.' Wives tales I tell you.
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O no! It's true! The baby came out!
I din't believe it either.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
TY Mrs Kravitz. You are one of the best.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:40pm.
FFS, I hope I didn't leave anyone out.
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UM....ME! Again! *stomps out of room!*
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:00pm.
O, I'd be careful with that. I burst a couple blood vessels in my eye thinking like that.
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Better than busting open a hemmerhoid 'pushing a baby out.' Wives tales I tell you.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:56pm.
Sandbitch - face it. Becoming a woman and then a mother is just one great big fucking LIE invented by men!
==Oh, you mean those creatures who's urges must be met? Yeah, them.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:56pm.
BABIES COME OUT OF BELLYBUTTONS.
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY.
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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O, I'd be careful with that. I burst a couple blood vessels in my eye thinking like that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:58pm.
with his sock?
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I hope he's got more mojo than that...
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Thanks angel!! :)
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
HUFFY BARFDAY, LCT!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:53pm.
I wonder where Pauly went? All this titty-talk and you'd think he'd be on it like stink on poo.
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Maybe it turned him on too much and now he's getting laid.
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with his sock?
mine had a big head too! 23 hrs of labor only to end up with a C-section after all
dumb fuckin' doctors
at least i had a lot of percs after that---
heehee LCT....why thank you. I coined that term at 15 years old.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:53pm.
I wonder where Pauly went? All this titty-talk and you'd think he'd be on it like stink on poo.
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Maybe it turned him on too much and now he's getting laid.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
I wish mine were smaller, I wish I were a lowercase a.
I know, sounds like a personal problem.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Sandbitch - face it. Becoming a woman and then a mother is just one great big fucking LIE invented by men!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:49pm.
I am still pissed at my friends for not telling me about that whole pushing-the-big-head-through-that-tiny-opening thing. That shit ain't right.
===The entire fucking species is in total denial about that shit. Srsly. And breastfeeding. You know the difference between us and the cow? None. And the bible is bullshit as well.
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BABIES COME OUT OF BELLYBUTTONS.
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY.
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Mrs K - you make me blush~
and yes - that damn baby ruined everything!! everything dammit!!
good thing he's cute - and smart - because if he can suport me in my old age and keep me from having to be a greeter at walmart in my golden years then I s'pose it will have all been worth losing those great boobs.
and at least I have a kid so I'm not quite as sad and pathetic as everyone says Aniston is! i may be single but I've bred, so I've served one of the 2 functions women are meant for-
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:49pm.
I am still pissed at my friends for not telling me about that whole pushing-the-big-head-through-that-tiny-opening thing. That shit ain't right.
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HAHAHAHA, I ain't never birthed no baby, but whenever I see one with a big ol' head I always look at the mother and say to myself, "God bless you, woman!"
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has its own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:53pm.
go ahead and laugh LCT....I have never been able to FILL a B cup ever......that is why I call them lowercase.....b/c I spill out of an A
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Hahahahha oh no, I'm not laughing at b cups, but calling them lowercase b's. That's awesome.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:49pm.
I am still pissed at my friends for not telling me about that whole pushing-the-big-head-through-that-tiny-opening thing. That shit ain't right.
===The entire fucking species is in total denial about that shit. Srsly. And breastfeeding. You know the difference between us and the cow? None. And the bible is bullshit as well.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:51pm.
B cups DO rule - perfect little handfuls - I remember when i had B cups - like, maybe in 5th grade...
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I remember praying for B cups when I was 13. The lord was feeling generous that day.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
I wonder where Pauly went? All this titty-talk and you'd think he'd be on it like stink on poo.
go ahead and laugh LCT....I have never been able to FILL a B cup ever......that is why I call them lowercase.....b/c I spill out of an A
A is for Abscence of boob......
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
B cups DO rule - perfect little handfuls - I remember when i had B cups - like, maybe in 5th grade...
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:48pm.
I'm cracking myself up today people -
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yer crackin' me up too, doll!!!
go lucious, go lucious, go lucious go
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:49pm.
what about "lowercase b's"?
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Aaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Thanks Deb :D
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Hi MrsK!!!
what about "lowercase b's"?
that is what I have....heehee
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I have no idea why mine are still perky after giving birth to what had to be the world's biggest infant. And by the way.................I am still pissed at my friends for not telling me about that whole pushing-the-big-head-through-that-tiny-opening thing. That shit ain't right.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:45pm.
I used to have ScarJo-like extrordinary tits, then I had a baby...
YES, I BLAME THE FUCKING BABY DAMMIT!!!!
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AND YOU'RE RIGHT! IT'S THE BABIES FAULT!
BABIES EAT BOOBIES! PUNNY! HA!
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