No Lucite, No Problem
The elegant one bestowed her beauty upon Miami yesterday without her exquisite lucite heels on her feet. Even soulmates need a break from each other every now and again. Yes, The Empress of Lucite can still float over the sand with bare feet. We really don't know the half of her powers. Besides, I'm sure her exquisite lucite heels were busy feeding orphans in a third world country or rocking the angels in heaven to sleep.
I'm sure you're wondering (not really) why Shauna Sand always changes her bikini when she's at the beach? Well, the truth is that her rays of elegance burns through mortal-made materials, so she has to change frequently. If she didn't, her bikini would burn off and then thousands of people would be blinded by her sheer beauty. Shauna changes her bikini for the sake of humanity!
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They could try to make the planned photo op a little less staged. Her "boyfriend" should try not to stare at the camera.
Her body is good except for the horrible fake boobs and lips.
Talking about your kids posing in Playboy..Nasty.
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She looks like Magda in There's Something About Mary.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
Also, i am sorry, but isn't she esther williams ex daughter in law? i just saw an interview with esther and she mentioned how her grandaughters love to come by and swim in the pool. is her mother (shauna) there too? it almost makes my head explode to think of esther and shauna in the same pool vicinity.
ok, didn't read all the comments, but did anyone else notice the bottoms of her feet? i realize she's all about how she looks, but her feet are smoother than a baby's!! does she bathe them in acid before the lucite heels??
If there was any doubt as to why he's with her, look at how lovingly he gazes into....the camera lens.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
What a pit viper whore, or whatever the saying is...
I wonder who's watching her children while momma-slut frolics in the surf with her gap-toothed toy boy and her saggy silicone bags?
Never mind-anyone would be a better role model than this piece of crap.
I don't like her at all.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Lucite definitely, but NO cellulite, she got a great little ass there. Damn.
Holy God, look at her in the first pic in the second row. She better tell her boy toys not to grab and hold her like that when they are posing for the paparazzi. Those skin rolls and fake tit squishing by his hand are fucking scary looking.
"I'm sure you're wondering (not really) why Shauna Sand always changes her bikini when she's at the beach? Well, the truth is that her rays of elegance burns through mortal-made materials, so she has to change frequently."
What MK refers to as "rays of elegance" the rest of us calls "crotch rot".
Last weekend, my daughter begged for a pair of looocite shoes, she didn't understand why I didn't think they were the most beautifulest shoes ever with the rhinestoned butterflies on each side. Dayum you Shauna Sands!
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Not to take anything away from her, but she would look so much better if she ditched the silicone, stopped frying herself in the sun, and maybe reduced the lip implants.
And also, if she maybe would stop wearing porn shoes wherever she goes.
It just goes to show you that with enough cash, one can certainly buy an incredible body, but you still need style and dignity to rock it right.
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Loved my few, hated by many, respected by all. Or something like that, I wish.
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Denise Richards is watching you masturbate.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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Stupid, ugly, vapid TWAT! Oh lord, why won't the bitch just drown already?
Am I wrong, or is that the ugly retard guy who beat the bitch's face in a while back?
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
wow, I miss Fla! Great weather, warm water...she has a smokin bod, but the sun...yech...ages you 10 years..no lie. She will look like a wallet by 40 for sures.
She's sucn an attention whore; she'll do anything to get people to notice her. I'll be surprised if she doesn't strip naked & give her boytoy a blowjob on the beach, just to get noticed...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
who o why does she change her bathing suit on the beach each and every time! keep your clothes on, bitch!
What an exquisite bronze goddess. Lady Shauna is undeniably the embodiment of pure, unfaltering, breathtaking beauty. If only the rest of us could have been so genetically gifted. Le sigh.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Does she ever hang out with her kids? skank.
Submitted by pig bottom on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:55am.
What is Denise Richards trying to do to this site?
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SWALLOW IT WHOLE!
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:59am.
Ten years from now btch is gonna look like Donatella Versace
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Oh gawd. Isn't it SAD when even all the money in the world and plastic surgery CAN'T help you!?!?
Donatella's the fugliest rich person evah. Oh, but Princess Stephanie of Monaco isn't far behind. She looks as bad as yesterday's picture of Lilo.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:07pm.
Boob3rries did you miss when she was asking them if they wanna be in Playboy when they grow up?
OMG YOU ARE RIGHT
I so totally forgot about that, I don't pay a lot of attention sometimes.
Ok I take back what I said before =P
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Are there really guys out there who find grapefruit halves bolted onto a chick's chest attractive?
She's going to be like that old lady floating around the internet with gross implants, leather skin, and a teeny bikini hanging at the beach.
What's up with the snaggletooth Cro-Magnon?
And here I thought she changed her bikini all the time because of her exquisite stankiness threatening to burn holes through the mere mortal fabrics.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Since she re-did her tittays...I'm gonna say I'd hit it.
*sprints back behind acrylic bank teller shield to avoid stoning*
her 'bf' is hot
her tits are not!
Boob3rries did you miss when she was asking them if they wanna be in Playboy when they grow up?
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
just keep those Frankennipples covered, and it's all good.
she is so fucking nasty.
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I don't want to stop just because , people walking by or watching us
I don't give a damn what they think, I want you now
- Janet Jackson "Any Time, Any Place"
I miss Romain Chavent, that man looked like pure sex. Her new guy is such a beatdown version of the old one but eh maybe he doesn't hit her.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I want to defend her motherly skills.
She doesn't cash in on them, at least? Ya know, parading them in reality shows?
IDK..I might be wrong.
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you know she would have a hot little body if it werent for those ridiculous looking "bubbies"
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ten years from now bitch is gonna look like Donatella Versace or Valentino.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
I wonder what her kids think of her skank ass?
I would be hiding myself under blankets like Michael Jackson's kids is Shauna Sand was my mother.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
What is Denise Richards trying to do to this site?
I think her body is pretty nice except for those enormously out of proportion horrendous dumpy looking titty balls...Her face is just atrocious though.
that bathing suit is too ugly for my likes
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:52am.
uhhh?
*begging to differ*
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:38am.
*makes appointment at tanning salon*
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No!!! Don't do it!! All that tanning prematurely ages you.
tmi, lol
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:50am.
My ass would look like that too if I had my surgeon on speed-dial.
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My ass has two big dimples in it, but ive been told its theyre really cute....so not all guys like that hard as a rock looking completely smooth ass.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
I can't stop checking out the guy. ::drool:: You know he's got to be dumber than a bag of hammers, but dude's gotta pay the rent. All in a day's work.
Submitted by moriah on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:48am.
awww, her gay boyfriend is cute!
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I wish your avie was pointed at my head.
OnT: Lucite heels are for strippers.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
My ass would look like that too if I had my surgeon on speed-dial.
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awww, her gay boyfriend is cute!
At least she's got some nice vacation shots for the kids when she gets home.
Submitted by Carrie D on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:40am.
Her butt is really tan and shiny. It looks like a plastic barbie butt. See, LOVE ANDERSON, I am commenting on other things. I am not so crazy as you think, you silly HEND. I typed that on purpose.
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SEE MOMMY?
I can ride my bike with no HENDlebars!!!!!!!!!!!
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She really knows how to be a mediaho. She can teach the others new tricks.
Ha~ love the rippling action on her side as her guy is lifting her......:)
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